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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited July 2016
    It's better to have told a Joke and got no Laugh than to have never told a Joke.!

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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited July 2016
    D Day tomorrow will he do a Houdini ....! ..... was the two year delay to get him of the hook.?  Mm!
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited July 2016
     The Worm is Wriggling.!
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited July 2016
    Why did our Soldiers who made mistakes in the Iraq war get prosecuted,  the real Criminals escape.!
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited July 2016
     Is there anything better !   Than squirting your hose at Rita Ora. ?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited July 2016
    Life should not be taken Seriously .......... unless someone is pointing a gun at you. !
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited July 2016
    What a great way to end a siege ....... send in robo cop.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited July 2016
    You can train an Animal to do tricks, give it shelter love it, feed it ......... but it can turn on you and bite. 
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited July 2016
    Not getting a pet Shark ever again.!
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited July 2016
    Thinking about swapping the Shark for Alligator. ! 

    "Pet Shop owner," said,  they make great pet's but could cost Arm & leg to keep.?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited July 2016
    So you think your un-lucky at Poker                                

                Half full Theory. !

     think your un-lucky ......... never won the Lottery .... picked the Grand National winner .... or won at Bingo.?

    Well think again.?

    You are Lucky really because....

     you've never been ....... struck by Lightning ....... fallen over a cliff ......been gored by a bull ..... run over by a bus...... trapped in a nudist colony ......  been made to sit through highlights of England's EU exit. 


     never say you're unlucky again. 
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited July 2016
    So what will "Cameron" be remembered for.? .......... Mm!  not a lot ? 

    With "Blunder Woman" now becoming "Wonder Woman" at least No 10 will get new Curtains.! 
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited July 2016
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room:
    What nets or drapes?I think nets so she can see the cold callers.( Bog off!! )
    Posted by chilling
    We could have been worse oft !   we could have been lumbered with Boris the Chimp ... or even ... Mr Magoo.  ?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited July 2016
     Ladies are the Silent Assassins EU  ..... beware.?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited July 2016
    Jagger .... Dagger still Lethal ....... never wore raincoat in his life.?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited July 2016
     The Summer is here and so is Popeye the Salior Man......... Grrrrrrrrrr
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited July 2016
    Wimps walk in the shade ...... fools lay in the Sun. !
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited July 2016
    When your se x pistol turns into Mr Blobby ....... ur getin old.!
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited July 2016
    THE VOTE WAS LEAVE.......... yes it was.?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited July 2016
    No going back ...... go with the flow  ..... took 40 years to know EU was no good.... in the next !   tell me the majority was wrong. ?
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