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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited May 2016
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room:
    Cos they want to play on SkyPoker, invading Guernsey dont have the same ring to it!!
    Posted by chilling
    There's nothing quite like a female Russian spy...........  " Annaonatop "
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited May 2016
      Car Crash Poker ...... it's not who's right ...... it's who's left. !  
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited May 2016
    Booked Holiday going round grave yards reading the Epitaphs but the wife said it's morbid and doesn't want to go .......... so oft to see the Pyramids and read the Hieroglyphics in Egypt on my own.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited May 2016
     Wife complaining.! I never listen to a word she say's.?   Oh! yes I do ..... "You said Dinner."
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited May 2016
    All your Questions on "TILT"   answered here.! 

    Nudge  Nudge
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited May 2016
     What ever happened to the Last Waltz ?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited May 2016
    Save the last waltz
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited May 2016
    To sleep or not to sleep that is the question.    Why would any young man pick up a gorgeous young girl and sleep .....with her.  other things more important. 
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited June 2016
    We like to think our Daughters are getting the best education available when we scrimp & scrape to send them to posh 30 grand a year private School. !   So when your Neighbour posts the sun newspaper through your door and ask's " Is that your Belinda on the front page."  Shock Horror !  it is.  
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited June 2016
     What use are "Shark's" ? accept to make films or bite your leg off. !
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited June 2016
     You pay all that Money for a New Carpet and it ends up in the Hoover. Guess what I've been doing today.?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited June 2016
    What's the best contraceptive ?  Well !  found out at the Annual Firms Christmas Bash ? The Union Rep hired a Stripper, we all expected tasty bird so got front seats. Blimey !  She was twenty stone had flab hanging everywhere put me off rumpy pumpy for life.!   The Image is implanted in my brain. ? Never call the wife fat again.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited June 2016
      The Best things in Life are free ....... Walk in the Park.   ...... grope in the dark.?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited April 2017
    Legend's are Mortal ....... immortal's are Legend's ...... in the Human Race we are all racists. Disease does not see Race Colour or Religion.   Life goes.!  Life goes on.   Disease is a lottery ?  Lottery is a disease. !
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited June 2016
      Standing Room Only.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited June 2016
    Read any good Book's lately  ....... Well this one intrigued me.   "Living with Piles"


    Ok!  is it about having the Medical Condition. ! nope.     Having lot's of money.!  nope?


     It's  ... yes .......  "Underpinning your house." 


    Just what I needed for quiet evening in, nothing on telly,  br busted.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited June 2016


     Thinking of naming my house "Banksy"  he might come and paint picture on my wall.  ?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited June 2016
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room:
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room : You may be better off asking muriel, shes cheaper.
    Posted by chilling
    But is her pictures worth thousands of pounds like "Banksy"     I would have hole in the wall but money in the Bank'sy
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited June 2016
     
    ****

    TRUST

    BUST

    CUSS

    Another day in the life of Poker
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,160
    edited June 2016
      "Don't Forget" to Water the Plants & Flower Pots .......  Oops!    Thank goodness for Mother Nature. 
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