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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited June 2016
      Crocodile Tears!

     Anyone been to the Hygienist lately and got the Failed Dentist trainee who now charges £49.00 yes! quid for 30 minutes clean.

     Mm!   Got the Wrong bird ........ me finks, needed the one that goes inside the Crocodiles jaws while it sleeps and cleans its teeth,!   4 nothing.?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited June 2016
     My Tisticals have'nt got an Ego  ....... should I be worried.?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited June 2016
     Should we be worried that if we leave the EU ....  we will lose jobs,  small businesses close,  high un-employment late trains buses not running the N.H.S. struggling to cope,  sick people in corridors and the police unable to catch criminals,  prisons over crowded everyone who can work on benefits,  fat cat Lawyers Politicians getting fatter being invaded with Immigrants , terrorists having British passports .   we can't let that happen.!

    Oops !  that's what its like now. ? 
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited June 2016
     Not sure how or which way to vote.?  take a pen with you ............ always wondered why polling stations only supply pencils.!
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited June 2016
    Last one to leave bolt the door close the curtains.!
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited June 2016
    There is no greater sacrifice than to die for your Country.    Vote ......... remain.

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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited June 2016
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room:
    Its funny how the affluent want to stay in.  Am i missing something? Ah yes, loadsa wealth
    Posted by chilling

    In 4 a Penny ...... in 4 a Pound. !
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited June 2016
    Leave the sinking ship. ?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited June 2016
     Will the Country bottle out or in like Scotland.?  Been to vote with my biro.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited June 2016
    KEEP  CALM and CARRY ON
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited June 2016
    Next Vote ............. fill the Channel Tunnel in .... or .... make it one way. ?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited June 2016
     Blimey forgotten how many feet are in a Inch & is it 13 to the Dozen.?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited June 2016

    Wall Street crash investor's jumping out of windows thats serious ! 

    "The Grapes of Wrath"

     

    Leaving the EU   "The Yellow Brick road."

     

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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited June 2016
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room:
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room : This fall in the market is just colonic irrigation........... a little messy.     No not the footballer.
    Posted by chilling
    Don't mention Football.   sore subject.!
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  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,396
    edited June 2016
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room:
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room : Don't mention Football.   sore subject.!
    Posted by goldon
    From what i saw we dont play it anyway
    Carry on regardless
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited June 2016
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room:
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room : From what i saw we dont play it anyway Carry on regardless
    Posted by VespaPX
    Fat Cat's can't climb fences.  
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited June 2016
    So The Mad Scientist touring the Country with Boris the Chimp !   got the result.?     "Should we be worried"  could he become PM  he's already PM  Pri Mate  but Prime Minister of the UK.  Mm!

    Only History can tell ....... remember  "Claudius" .... Rome though him the fool only for him to survive the cull to become one of the longest lasting and best served Emperors of the Era ? Will Boris make the grade.!  Having him fronting the Leave campaign was considered joke by Cameron but who's laughing now.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited June 2016
    Give a little "Whistle" ...... now we've left the Politically correct Mad People can we now whistle after the Girls.? 

    Scaffolder's & Builders told " You can't whistle at passing Women its sexist.  So, asked the wife would she be upset if Workmen whistled at her as she passed building site.!  she said, 
    "Only if she turned around and it wasn't for her."   ?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited June 2016
    So Boris the chimp has had his monkey nuts removed and no longer in the running.  Will it be Mr Magoo or "Blunder woman." ?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited July 2016
      I'm a Shaddow of the man I used to be.  Hank Marvin
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