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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited May 2016
      At some time in my life I have to face the fact.    I'm going to meet my maker.?
       going round to see mum & Dad .......... !
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited May 2016
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room:
      At some time in my life I have to face the fact.    I'm going to meet my maker.?    going round to see mum & Dad .......... !
    Posted by goldon
    "Always look after your Mum" ....... Dads, are tight wads.!






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  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,396
    edited May 2016
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room:
    My Phone Answer Machine said,  "You have no Messages"  at least someone talks to me.! Why does the phone always ring when your in the Loo.? The door bell when you're in the bath.!
    Posted by goldon
    Why do you answer your phone when you're on the loo?
    You have an answerphone for that! :-)
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited May 2016
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room:
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room : Why do you answer your phone when you're on the loo? You have an answerphone for that! :-)
    Posted by VespaPX
     Strange as it may seem I don't have a phone in the Loo or front door in the bathroom.  PPi & Indian call centers usually hang up when the answer machine kicks in "Hence no messages."  By the time I get down stairs with the towel wrapped round me,  nobody at the door but the watch tower is on the mat. ?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited May 2016
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room:
    You would probably need a towel after being in the loo and not on the loo.Feet first ? Or head first?
    Posted by chilling
    People have been known to wash their feet in those French bidet toilets thinking that's what they're for.?  "butt "
    I have one in our house and know it's for washing your hair. !

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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited May 2016
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room:
    Nooooooooooooo.............ive been around clients properties and thought they were drinking fountains...........i feel ill.
    Posted by chilling
    Chocolate Fountain ...... Mm!  yummy
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited May 2016
                       "I have a Complaint"

      We are becoming a Nation of complainers. !
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  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,396
    edited May 2016
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room:
    Im not sure if this a dark post ,but has anyone played poker whilst sitting on the loo.Cos i have.plenty.TMI.
    Posted by chilling
    Need to report you for chip dumping!
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited May 2016
     My two's always go down the Toilet.?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited May 2016
     I can't believe my thread has ended up with toilet humour.  Ok! it's only a flash in the pan.!
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited May 2016
      Lovely weather just lately are you all enjoying Sky's Air Conditioning.?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited May 2016
    Diodgeness  the rabid Pit Bull refuses to be put down.?   long live Diogenes. !
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  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,396
    edited May 2016
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room:
    Diodgeness  the rabid Pit Bull refuses to be put down.?   long live Diogenes. !
    Posted by goldon
    Just needs worming
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited May 2016
     Wow! 
    The winner of young musician of the year, sadly no Sax but well deserved awesome Cellist only seventeen years old. 
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited May 2016
    Poker Weather ....... Heaters & Coolers 
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited May 2016
    Really Gutted for the chap that had bag of Cash stolen from his parked Super car. !
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited May 2016
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room:
    Friends Daughter had lovely jet black hair down to her waist she spent hours combing it every day and was proud of it as lots of people would comment on how lovely it was.  So very surprised to see her one day with shoulder length hair and asked why she had it cut.   "She said, she was offered £65 for it from a wig maker gave the money to Charity."  How brilliant is that.
    Posted by goldon
    Re;   Another real life "Rapunzel" but with longer hair ....... down to her ankles.   Miss Dashik Gubanova Freckle, has been growing it since 2003 and will also give it to charity to make wigs like my neighbour.  But not till 2017 when it reaches her feet. 
    Will it be a Record.? Think that's what she's after.!
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited May 2016
    "For Sale"   Navman 4000 fish finder.!   anyone interested.  ?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited May 2016
    One interested Customer from Birds Eye left quietly.  4000 fish not enough.?



      "Silly boy, missed out on free trial... no fish no pay." ! 
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited May 2016


     The Russians are coming but they will have to get in the queue ...... there are others rushing to come as well.?

    Why on earth would they want to invade broke over populated Britain .... like taking on B.H.S.
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