Some great responses to day 1......who'd have thought there were so many like minded grumps around ;-)))
Anyways its now the 2nd and much to my annoyance I am missing The Placebo gig in Glasgow tonight, but thats nothing compared to;
Poker players who insist on spin flipping their chips into the pot.....all good until one catches an edge and runs round the table like that demented cheese rolling 'sport'.........buy a frisbee!
People who talk continually in a restuarant ignoring waiting staff ready to take their order, only to eventually stop the inane drivel...THEN start reading the menu.
Some great responses to day 1......who'd have thought there were so many like minded grumps around ;-))) Anyways it now the 2nd and much to my annoyance I am missing The Placebo gig in Glasgow tonight, but thats nothing compared to; Poker players who insist on spin flipping their chips into the pot.....all good until one catches and edge and runs round the table like that demented cheese rolling 'sport'.........buy a frisbee! People who talk continually in a restuarant ignoring waiting staff ready to take their order, only to eventually stop the inane drivel...THEN start reading the menu. Posted by HENDRIK62
The conversations people have while at a restaurant! i once sat on a table next to a surgeon who thought it would be appropriate to describe, in detail, one of his surgerys. i dont know what goes on in peoples heads that makes them think its ok.
Tony Blair The Bush family Drivers who approach an island in the left hand lane then start indicating right! Posted by VespaPX
Tony Bliar +1
Drivers who approach a roundabout in the left hand lane then proceed to turn right without indicating - thus forcing me to turn right as well in order to avoid an accident.......we had words.
scratched CD's that only seem to jump on your favourite song.
When you tell your wife you are off work and she feels the need to leave little jobs to do to fill my time.
At family wedding, start of the night wife says cheer up and have some fun. 10 pints later when I'm having the night of my life and I am John Travolta it's suddenly "settle down honey".
When the toilet paper doesn't tear right and you have a little strip down one side from the upper layers.
scratched CD's that only seem to jump on your favourite song. When you tell your wife you are off work and she feels the need to leave little jobs to do to fill my time. At family wedding, start of the night wife says cheer up and have some fun. 10 pints later when I'm having the night of my life and I am John Travolta it's suddenly "settle down honey". When the toilet paper doesn't tear right and you have a little strip down one side from the upper layers. Posted by jdsallstar
the players who say after the hand "ahh I can't believe i folded 83" when they see an 833 flop, even though it had been a 4bet pot pre. Posted by jordz16
Yes, the whole "I cant believe" syndrome.
Facebook :-
I cant believe insert name , is 16 yrs old today...it feels like yesterday.
Do they ring up the town hall, births and marriages .
"Hi, i think you've made a mistake, my sons having his 16 Birthday, but he was just born yesterday.
Being so busy I miss contributing / ranting on my fav thread.
Think it is only fair, on a testing day, to be allowed a double rant, Jimi?
Advent calendars, put aside the giving chocolate to kids on a daily basis bit, if you have kids under a certain age, try giving them 24 chocolates wrapped up in their fav cartoon / film themed box and then try explaining to them they can only have one per day. Surely akin to giving Charlie Sheen a key to Pablo Escobar's stash and telling him to take it steady.
Christmas lights, and I know I'm not alone here as my local supermarket recently advertised for a Christmas light untangler.
Christmas tree's and decorations in general, particularly testing this year with two infants in the house, one human and one Bengal, its a constant battle, a losing one I might add.
Curve ball here, but triple barrel names like Lee Harvey Oswald or Dave Lee Travis.
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They then pull the model from their back pocket and say its so good they use it themselves.
24 months later....my contracts up for renewal, this week
Drivers who approach a roundabout in the left hand lane then proceed to turn right without indicating - thus forcing me to turn right as well in order to avoid an accident.......we had words.
The use of literally in sentences when it serves no use (see above).
Being so busy I miss contributing / ranting on my fav thread.
Think it is only fair, on a testing day, to be allowed a double rant, Jimi?
Advent calendars, put aside the giving chocolate to kids on a daily basis bit, if you have kids under a certain age, try giving them 24 chocolates wrapped up in their fav cartoon / film themed box and then try explaining to them they can only have one per day. Surely akin to giving Charlie Sheen a key to Pablo Escobar's stash and telling him to take it steady.
Christmas lights, and I know I'm not alone here as my local supermarket recently advertised for a Christmas light untangler.
Christmas tree's and decorations in general, particularly testing this year with two infants in the house, one human and one Bengal, its a constant battle, a losing one I might add.
Curve ball here, but triple barrel names like Lee Harvey Oswald or Dave Lee Travis.
Multi accounting.
Cheating.
Multi accounting cheats.