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Jimis New Year

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  • Jac35Jac35 Member Posts: 6,492
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: Jimis Advent calendar:
    So what's behind door number two... Being so busy I miss contributing / ranting on my fav thread. Think it is only fair, on a testing day, to be allowed a double rant, Jimi? Advent calendars, put aside the giving chocolate to kids on a daily basis bit, if you have kids under a certain age, try giving them 24 chocolates wrapped up in their fav cartoon / film themed box and then try explaining to them they can only have one per day. Surely akin to giving Charlie Sheen a key to Pablo Escobar's stash and telling him to take it steady. Christmas lights , and I know I'm not alone here as my local supermarket recently advertised for a Christmas light untangler. Christmas tree's and decorations in general, particularly testing this year with two infants in the house, one human and one Bengal, its a constant battle, a losing one a might add. Curve ball here, but triple barrel names like Lee Harvey Oswald or Dave Lee Travis. Multi accounting . Cheating. Multi accounting cheat s.
    Posted by LmfaoAllin
    You seem To have made up For missing a Day just fine James
  • hhyftrftdrhhyftrftdr Member Posts: 8,036
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: Jimis Advent calendar:
    So what's behind door number two... Being so busy I miss contributing / ranting on my fav thread. Think it is only fair, on a testing day, to be allowed a double rant, Jimi? Advent calendars, put aside the giving chocolate to kids on a daily basis bit, if you have kids under a certain age, try giving them 24 chocolates wrapped up in their fav cartoon / film themed box and then try explaining to them they can only have one per day. Surely akin to giving Charlie Sheen a key to Pablo Escobar's stash and telling him to take it steady. Christmas lights , and I know I'm not alone here as my local supermarket recently advertised for a Christmas light untangler. Christmas tree's and decorations in general, particularly testing this year with two infants in the house, one human and one Bengal, its a constant battle, a losing one a might add. Curve ball here, but triple barrel names like Lee Harvey Oswald or Dave Lee Travis. Multi accounting . Cheating. Multi accounting cheat s.
    Posted by LmfaoAllin


    **** Ell.
  • hhyftrftdrhhyftrftdr Member Posts: 8,036
    edited December 2016
    Roy Hodgson was hard done by?
  • Phantom66Phantom66 Member Posts: 5,542
    edited December 2016
    Team mates who start on each other, both get sent off when pushing for an equaliser and miss the next 3 games #sigh
  • stokefcstokefc Member Posts: 7,878
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: Jimis Advent calendar:
    Team mates who start on each other, both get sent off when pushing for an equaliser and miss the next 3 games #sigh
    Posted by Phantom66
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wxy4xNnA3Y
    priceless , only one sent off tho
  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    edited December 2016
    Playing a Sunday morning match in the 80's, our right back and centre half traded some quality haymakers.I t was after the saturday skinful, so you have to make allowances. But theres more, they both lived in my road, a small cul -de-sac. One lived at number 12 the other at 13. The ref never even booked them as he wasnt sure what to make of it.Aah, the good old days.
  • HENDRIK62HENDRIK62 Member Posts: 3,232
    edited December 2016
    Almost missed the deadline.....

    Had a nice day off today, never went over the door so ammunition is sparse, but......

    Vaguebooking.........google it if you've never heard of it.

    Away players who suddenly sit back in and 3 bet you after you've raised them light (obviously I always have it, but I have seen other do it :-))

  • Goody_AceGoody_Ace Member Posts: 206
    edited December 2016
    Mini supermarkets where they will let the queue at the tills snake round the aisles before someone will come and serve.

    This American thing of croaking at the end of every sentence.......it's learned, not natural - stop the croaking.
  • hhyftrftdrhhyftrftdr Member Posts: 8,036
    edited December 2016
    Double posts.

    People who throw their toys out the pram and proclaim to never play here again, then always come crawling back.
  • jdsallstarjdsallstar Member Posts: 1,675
    edited December 2016
    Warm toilet seats
  • Darkangel7Darkangel7 Member Posts: 2,585
    edited December 2016
    People who think they drive tanks for cars and drive in the middle of the road, when passing a car when you can actually get both cars passed each other safely and they actually drive a mini.
  • churchy18churchy18 Member Posts: 1,850
    edited December 2016
    Being a part-timer but working full time.
  • cpfc_2010cpfc_2010 Member Posts: 320
    edited December 2016
    People who don't keep their word i.e builders, plumbers, electricians etc etc 

    Poker players who say they never win flips, run worse than anyone else etc etc

    Scammers who score big and forget about all the people they have cheated out of money. 
  • HENDRIK62HENDRIK62 Member Posts: 3,232
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: Jimis Advent calendar:
    Warm toilet seats
    Posted by jdsallstar

    been trying to avoid answering posts, because;

    A. They are all very good
    B. I am lazy

    But this really made me lol. wp
  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: Jimis Advent calendar:
    People who think they drive tanks for cars and drive in the middle of the road, when passing a car when you can actually get both cars passed each other safely and they actually drive a mini.
    Posted by Darkangel7
    I do miss Kenny Everett.
  • Darkangel7Darkangel7 Member Posts: 2,585
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: Jimis Advent calendar:
    In Response to Re: Jimis Advent calendar : I do miss Kenny Everett.
    Posted by chilling
    Does my head in big time. Wish people knew how to drive properly and put their spacial awareness to the test and to know how wide their car's actually were.

    Xmas tree lights that don't work.
  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    edited December 2016
    A bird within a bird within a bird within a bird. WTF.
  • churchy18churchy18 Member Posts: 1,850
    edited December 2016
    people seeing you walking down the stairs that are only wide enough for 2 people see you are carrying a pram with kid  and still trying to barge up by you then complain when you barge straight into them and squash them into the walls.

    People trying to rush on trains before the doors have even opened and not even having the manners to wait till people get off.

    smelly people sitting next to you on trains get a wash for faux sake.

    doorstops that trip you up mind that only happens after the pub.

    rotten chip shops that can't even get chips cooked proper.

    people that talk to me when i don't want to talk to them.

    back to trains that moment you jump on the train bursting for the toilet and its out of order  and you end up standing there dancing for 20 minutes till the nxt stop.

    train stations full of drunk celtic supporters just for you jim but too be fair any drunk football fans are annoying.

    train stations on friday/saturday nights full of drunk idiots that can barely walk.

    people who can't handle they're drink and are sick all over the place.

    Having to get trains 5/6 times a week.

    think thats enough gotta love trains and train stations glasgow's smiles better.
  • HENDRIK62HENDRIK62 Member Posts: 3,232
    edited December 2016
    ^^Brian doesn't like trains :-)

    So I have a rear wheel drive car, after previous winters figured getting winter tyres was a good idea.......would have been better fitting slicks and turning off the ABS......I think Pirelli still sponsor Inter (?) , better to give the R and D some more and build a winter tyre that actually works.


    Poker players who turn up at the £25 rebuy in a super nova elite t shirt.........
  • HENDRIK62HENDRIK62 Member Posts: 3,232
    edited December 2016
    I am rubbish at keeping things updated, completely forgot to moan the last couple of days.....

    Watched the last skypoker tv show last night, great line up, it was like going back in time, really sad to see it go and I hope all involved go onwards and upwards.

    The 'you had one job' award of the day goes to my wife....

    She took daughter to swimming and was entrusted the task of bringing in our treat for the week (takeaway chinese).

    Being a creature of habit I always go to the same place and we order a tried and tested combination, so naturally she takes it upon herself to go to a completely new takeaway and change the order with the help of darling daughter........I mean really!

    Bought two bags of donuts (one jam filled and one custard filled) for £1 in The CO OP, yes really£1......... if I go into Krispy Kreme they won't even let me smell a donut for that price. (this is a semi positive post to offset some of my moaning)






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