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Jimis New Year

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  • Jac35Jac35 Member Posts: 6,492
    edited December 2016
    I bought an premium scotch egg from Waitrose. There was no egg inside it.
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  • EssexphilEssexphil Member Posts: 8,876
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: Jimis Advent calendar:
    I bought an premium scotch egg from Waitrose. There was no egg inside it.
    Posted by Jac35
    That's my kind of diet-just Scotch then :)
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  • hhyftrftdrhhyftrftdr Member Posts: 8,036
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: Jimis Advent calendar:
    [QUOTE]I bought an premium scotch egg from Waitrose. There was no egg inside it.
    Posted by Jac35


    Perhaps they thought the additional calories would ruin your intelligence?
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  • mumsiemumsie Member Posts: 8,193
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: Jimis Advent calendar:
    I didnt  buy a premium scotch egg from Waitrose. 
    Posted by Jac35
    Fyp
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  • Jac35Jac35 Member Posts: 6,492
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: Jimis Advent calendar:
    In Response to Re: Jimis Advent calendar : [QUOTE ]I bought an premium scotch egg from Waitrose. There was no egg inside it. Posted by Jac35
    Perhaps they thought the additional calories would ruin your intelligence?
    Posted by hhyftrftdr
    :)

    Execellent quoting skills btw. Wp
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  • Jac35Jac35 Member Posts: 6,492
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: Jimis Advent calendar:
    In Response to Re: Jimis Advent calendar : Fyp
    Posted by mumsie
    Ty :)
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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 172,247
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: Jimis Advent calendar:
    In Response to Re: Jimis Advent calendar : [QUOTE ]I bought an premium scotch egg from Waitrose. There was no egg inside it. Posted by Jac35
    Perhaps they thought the additional calories would ruin your intelligence?
    Posted by hhyftrftdr

    Sound advice from Sky Poker's calorie correspondent.
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  • mumsiemumsie Member Posts: 8,193
    edited December 2016
    Stuck behind a bin truck in traffic.(down wind)
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  • HENDRIK62HENDRIK62 Member Posts: 3,232
    edited December 2016
    ^^ Bin trucks^^......add to that delivery trucks that decide to deliver at 8.30 in the morning.

    Obviously switching on hazard lights makes it fine, doesn't affect rush hour traffic flow at all.
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  • hhyftrftdrhhyftrftdr Member Posts: 8,036
    edited December 2016
    Drama queens.
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  • HENDRIK62HENDRIK62 Member Posts: 3,232
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: Jimis Advent calendar:
    Drama queens.
    Posted by hhyftrftdr

    banter on a poker table......behave
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  • day4eire76day4eire76 Member Posts: 912
    edited December 2016
    Cheaters accusing cheaters 

    Players moaning about bad beats in freerolls .

    People moaning about pennys and points.

    How lucky they are that the worse thing in their lives are missing out of a freeroll or a promotion not suited to them.

    Read a diary from Tom or the loss of a trooper like ice tiger to see what maters.

    Could go on but you should get the point.

    Be happy and thank your lucky stars every day if that is the worst of your problems.




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  • hhyftrftdrhhyftrftdr Member Posts: 8,036
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: Jimis Advent calendar:
    Cheaters accusing cheaters  Players moaning about bad beats in freerolls . People moaning about pennys and points. How lucky they are that the worse thing in their lives are missing out of a freeroll or a promotion not suited to them. Read a diary from Tom or the loss of a trooper like ice tiger to see what maters. Could go on but you should get the point. Be happy and thank your lucky stars every day if that is the worst of your problems.
    Posted by day4eire76


    Sounds like someone I know.
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  • markycashmarkycash Member Posts: 2,837
    edited December 2016
    Excellent thread!

    I have missed a few days so will try to catch up.

    To quote LmfaoAllin the things that "drive me to near Michael Douglas in Falling Down" are...

    1. The automated Tesco cashier telling me my Clubcard points 'add up'. Do they really think I do not know this?

    2. The automated Tesco cashier telling me to enter my item from the menu or "have a browse". How many levels of mad would you look if you chose your shopping by browsing the categories on the checkout machine? This is just bad advice, don't listen to him!

    3. Being told to "Put your PIN in and press enter". I know I may look utterly stupid but even I have actually figured out how the 'chip n pin' machine process goes down!

    4. Automated Tesco cashier voices that assume you have a single digit IQ.

    The absolute winner though that never ceases to drive me bat sh!t crazy...

    5. Holding the door open for someone and they walk straight past you without so much as a 'Ta' like I am their **** butler. If I were Michael Douglas a la 'Falling Down', I would rip the door off it's hindges and chuck it at them.

    Okay, weight off! Maybe, just maybe, I can now survive this upcoming visit to Tesco :)
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  • HENDRIK62HENDRIK62 Member Posts: 3,232
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: Jimis Advent calendar:
    Excellent thread! I have missed a few days so will try to catch up. To quote LmfaoAllin the things that "drive me to near Michael Douglas in Falling Down" are... 1. The automated Tesco cashier telling me my Clubcard points 'add up'. Do they really think I do not know this? 2. The automated Tesco cashier telling me to enter my item from the menu or "have a browse". How many levels of mad would you look if you chose your shopping by browsing the categories on the checkout machine? This is just bad advice, don't listen to him! 3. Being told to "Put your PIN in and press enter". I know I may look utterly stupid but even I have actually figured out how the 'chip n pin' machine process goes down! 4. Automated Tesco cashier voices that assume you have a single digit IQ. The absolute winner though that never ceases to drive me bat sh!t crazy... 5. Holding the door open for someone and they walk straight past you without so much as a 'Ta' like I am their **** butler. If I were Michael Douglas a la 'Falling Down', I would rip the door off it's hindges and chuck it at them. Okay, weight off! Maybe, just maybe, I can now survive this upcoming visit to Tesco :)
    Posted by markycash

    Annoying as it it we have to remember a lot of people need a lot of help, a small but vocal number of people support that team from glasgow that play in Tesco colours, so I guess its aimed at them ;-)

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  • HENDRIK62HENDRIK62 Member Posts: 3,232
    edited December 2016
    Seems ages since I last posted.......simply not many things annoying me enough to warrant posting, this is of course worrying as it likely means something major is going to happen soon.....

    On the poker front, I find it equally amusing and annoying to see peoples reactions when they post something for discussion, whether it be a stark truth filled response or something tongue in cheek. If you don't want answers or advice why bother posting?

    Anyway, hope tomorrow is rubbish so I have something to post about.
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  • pomfrittespomfrittes Member Posts: 2,981
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: Jimis Advent calendar:
    Seems ages since I last posted.......simply not many things annoying me enough to warrant posting, this is of course worrying as it likely means something major is going to happen soon..... On the poker front, I find it equally amusing and annoying to see peoples reactions when they post something for discussion, whether it be a stark truth filled response or something tongue in cheek. If you don't want answers or advice why bother posting? Anyway, hope tomorrow is rubbish so I have something to post about.
    Posted by HENDRIK62

      See you on the plo8 tables later mate, see if I can hit a few 1 outers, just to help the thread.
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  • HENDRIK62HENDRIK62 Member Posts: 3,232
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: Jimis Advent calendar:
    In Response to Re: Jimis Advent calendar :   See you on the plo8 tables later mate, see if I can hit a few 1 outers, just to help the thread.
    Posted by pomfrittes

    very altruistic of you Bill, for the good of the thread.....:-)
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  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    edited December 2016
    The seasonal appearance of Ferrero Rocher. Nice wrapper.Inside, bland, disappointing poo.
    Still, there are other choices.
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  • HENDRIK62HENDRIK62 Member Posts: 3,232
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: Jimis Advent calendar:
    The seasonal appearance of Ferrero Rocher. Nice wrapper.Inside, bland, disappointing poo. Still, there are other choices.
    Posted by chilling

    Agree, very overrated, I much prefer those guelian (not sure if that the correct spelling).
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