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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Right Idea ......... wrong deterrent .....

  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Take a moment in lockdown ....... remember

    https://youtu.be/t99KH0TR-J4
  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    goldon said:

    Take a moment in lockdown ....... remember

    https://youtu.be/t99KH0TR-J4

    A very apt choice of performer during these times.



  • TheEdge949TheEdge949 Member Posts: 5,679
    chilling said:

    When the boat comes in.




    Ha ha. Zee Greeks ave ze Trojan Horse. Zee Mecicans ave ze tunnels . But mon Cherie ve ave ow you say ze Calais Cow. Immigration will not expect non.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    You Couldn't make it up.........

    Think you'll find the drug mule is now the drug cow......... Colombian Drug Barons drop them off close to the shore letting them swim too the beach rounded up as escaped cattle by dealers waiting too collect them. narco cows a thing? -

    Crime Watch Programme claims drug cartels are using cattle to hoof drugs into the UK as Lockdown closed normal routes to smuggle cocaine ...
    Chilling is now helping Police with their Enquires.

    <-------Drugs stashed in stomach

  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    goldon said:

    You Couldn't make it up.........

    Think you'll find the drug mule is now the drug cow......... Colombian Drug Barons drop them off close to the shore letting them swim too the beach rounded up as escaped cattle by dealers waiting too collect them. narco cows a thing? -

    Crime Watch Programme claims drug cartels are using cattle to hoof drugs into the UK as Lockdown closed normal routes to smuggle cocaine ...
    Chilling is now helping Police with their Enquires.

    Do we really get beef from Colombia?
    I thought it was just corned beef or Fray Bentos pies from South America.
    I need to do some research.
    I know the Argies can’t shift their beef around the world.
  • Red_KingRed_King Member Posts: 2,850
    edited May 2020
    Complete Tripe 🐮
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Street names for heroin include:

    Brown sugar
    Skag
    White horse
    China white
    H
    Big H
    Black Tar
    Chiva
    **** Dust
    Negra
    Thunder
    Horse
    Junk
    Smack
    Dope

    Now we have "TRIPE" & "RED KING"
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Freddie's Dad .......... "I want to break free "

    Cr David Benson-Pope was caught on camera during yesterday's Dunedin City Council meeting, conducted via video-conference, when he entered the room in shorts carrying a feather duster to apparently clean off his chair.



    Moral :smile: always cover camera while dusting.


  • Red_KingRed_King Member Posts: 2,850
    goldon said:

    Street names for heroin include:

    Brown sugar
    Skag
    White horse
    China white
    H
    Big H
    Black Tar
    Chiva
    **** Dust
    Negra
    Thunder
    Horse
    Junk
    Smack
    Dope

    Now we have "TRIPE" & "RED KING"


    Moooooooove along, nothing to see here🦅
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Where have we heard this before.

    It is not true,” Biden said. “I am saying unequivocally it never, never happened, and it didn’t. It never happened.”

    Ha! Ha!
    Bill Clinton--"I did not have sexual relations with that woman ...

  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032


    Moooooooove along, nothing to see here🦅

    I want to moo've it move it...... move it.

  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Spare a thought next time you order some " Charlie " cough!
  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    edited May 2020
    goldon said:

    Where have we heard this before.

    It is not true,” Biden said. “I am saying unequivocally it never, never happened, and it didn’t. It never happened.”

    Ha! Ha!
    Bill Clinton--"I did not have sexual relations with that woman ...

    I think you’ll find that Bill Clinton was correct.
    It was one of his members .
  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    goldon said:

    You Couldn't make it up.........

    Think you'll find the drug mule is now the drug cow......... Colombian Drug Barons drop them off close to the shore letting them swim too the beach rounded up as escaped cattle by dealers waiting too collect them. narco cows a thing? -

    Crime Watch Programme claims drug cartels are using cattle to hoof drugs into the UK as Lockdown closed normal routes to smuggle cocaine ...
    Chilling is now helping Police with their Enquires.


    Scrap heap challenge.



  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032

    No more of this ....... virus spreader.

    or this.

    Mm! wonder where that's been.

  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    I’m off back.
    1974 here I come.
  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    goldon said:


    No more of this ....... virus spreader.

    or this.

    Mm! wonder where that's been.

    It could have had a worse outcome.
    Boys From The Blackstuff. Yosser meets Shake Hands.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    The Winners & The Losers

    After Lockdown.

    Wife told me my hair was getting long and needed cutting.
    OK I'll pop down the Hairdressers ..... but
    I'll do it she said, hang on you've never cut my hair before.
    Easy men's hair sit down and shut up.

    Ten minutes later, lots of hair on the floor and feeling draft round the neck.
    Look in the Mirror she scalped me but it did look good and cheap no cost ( no tip )

    Want me trim bit off yours love. I'll wait Mm!

    Men's Hairdressers the Losers
    Women's Hairdressers Winners
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