So one vibrate one ring one vibrate one ring goes to voice mail. If the phone is not in your pocket it's two rings voice mail, if the phone is in the kitchen it's gone to voice mail before you get to it. So Mr Phone Person calling me stupid can you make it ring longer so I have a chance to answer it before it goes to voice mail. After ten minutes fiddling ... No ! Can you delete voice mail so it will just ring then stop. Another fiddle... No !
So is there anything you can do.? "I can tell you it's not a bad phone." !
New environmental friendly funerals Ha ! Ha ! no gas to crisp me into Oblivion just liquidise me through a grill, nothing will remain so wash me down the drain. No ashes to ashes no bones just a wet patch on the floor too remind of the life that was ......
What happened to north sea oil and natural gas fields. Only used 50% Ok ! at the bottom of the North Sea and we only own half......but why are we selling it to other countries when we need it here. Fracking h ell what a great time for Fracking to make a come back.....Hydrogen Car could also make a bomb. Just noticed the wife know's when the hot water & heating comes on by the sound of the igniter clicking on, so , made a recording ready for Winter to fool her ..... any guesses how long before she twigs. ! Yes, I'm a devious Bas...
If you can't afford the all singing all dancing light, then buy the £10 one's with solar panel on the top. Fix them outside over the window with light facing in, leave slight gap in curtains so the sensor triggers the light to come on. No worry about switching them off. If they go off to soon give them a wave.
If all this is too much and you can't be bothered ( lazy Bees ) then just gather up the coloured solar light in the plant pots and carry them around with you. Genius in the making.... here to help. cough!
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So is there anything you can do.? "I can tell you it's not a bad phone." !
Nope, Wags at War
Nope, Andrew regrets
Ha ! Ha ! no gas to crisp me into Oblivion just liquidise me through a grill, nothing will remain so wash me down the drain. No ashes to ashes no bones just a wet patch on the floor too remind of the life that was ......
The Country's a mess we need someone to blame. Mm!
Boris Mm! ... Toot Toot, Swampy. Na! . gotta be...... Gretta
Now I feel better.....!
Ok ! at the bottom of the North Sea and we only own half......but why are we selling it to other countries when we need it here.
Fracking h ell what a great time for Fracking to make a come back.....Hydrogen Car could also make a bomb. Just noticed the wife know's when the hot water & heating comes on by the sound of the igniter clicking on, so , made a recording ready for Winter to fool her ..... any guesses how long before she twigs. ! Yes, I'm a devious Bas...
I know I jest a lot, & not taken seriously here but my latest Idea has merit
Now the Dark Nights are closing I have bought extra security lights.
No not for outside..... put one in each room with solar panel outside in the Sun.
Just like outside they come on when you walk in the room and go off when you go out.
If you walking around the house free Leccy...... who's a clever boy ...Squawk !
If all this is too much and you can't be bothered ( lazy Bees ) then just gather up the coloured solar light in the plant pots and carry them around with you. Genius in the making.... here to help. cough!