You leave central heating off ..... fill two hot water bottles then pour water into kettle. Switch kettle on but do not let it boil place hands on kettle till you have to let go switch kettle off.... pour hot water into hot water bottles then while sitting in armchair for the evening watching TV hug one put other on feet end bed time place in bed ready for night time sleep. Cheap and cheerful
Think it's naff ..... let's hear your offering...... hic!
You have to remember I was a war baby in the winter the ice was on the inside of the windows and when it got dark you went to bed. There were no ice cream vans in the summer jingling, just one cornetto, ration books said, one only. So austerity was every day standard Cadbury was name on bill board. The Good Life hadn't been invented hardships the norm no see saws swings only bomb creators to play in. Austerity today childs play......... hic!
Is it any wonder that this Tory Government don't know how to run the Country.
They've been told what to do by the EU for years ....... Mm! Do exactly what we tell you and when it's your time to retire we give you easy fall asleep job in the House of Lords or here in the EU. Tony Blair recruitment office will give you a cushion like his one. Oops! not in the EU any more. Headless Chickens Cluck!
Wife said, it's cold in here turn the heating on ... but if I do we'll have no money for the both of us too go on holiday next year. Short pause ..... Switch it on.! You can stay at home I'll go with my Sister. !
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"The Tory Government are Great there is no Inflation".......Oops!
It Wasn't Only Prince Harry Who Arrived After The Queen Had Already Died. Mm!
You leave central heating off ..... fill two hot water bottles then pour water into kettle.
Switch kettle on but do not let it boil place hands on kettle till you have to let go switch kettle off.... pour hot water into hot water bottles then while sitting in armchair for the evening watching TV hug one put other on feet end bed time place in bed ready for night time sleep. Cheap and cheerful
Think it's naff ..... let's hear your offering...... hic!
So austerity was every day standard Cadbury was name on bill board.
The Good Life hadn't been invented hardships the norm no see saws swings only bomb creators to play in. Austerity today childs play......... hic!
Lots of Christmas cheer peace to all men, game of football in Ukraine on Christmas Day
They've been told what to do by the EU for years ....... Mm! Do exactly what we tell you and when it's your time to retire we give you easy fall asleep job in the House of Lords or here in the EU. Tony Blair recruitment office will give you a cushion like his one. Oops! not in the EU any more. Headless Chickens Cluck!
Wonder if Westminster will get Power cut.....
Bet yer life East London will.....
Miffed motorists boycotting town centre over switch to 'cashless parking'
Town Hall's removing pictures of Councilors from notice boards for fear of attacks.
Short pause ..... Switch it on.!
You can stay at home I'll go with my Sister. !
Never in the field of human conflict have so many put up with the incompetence of so many Tory MPs .......the merry go round ( Next )