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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    DO GIVE A WOMAN ............ A MANS JOB.


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    VespaPX Posts:
    VespaPX said:




    YOU CALLED......... for some Ironing to be done. Ru the Day


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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Behind every Great Woman .............. there's a Man. cough!


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  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    goldon said:

    Behind every Great Woman .............. there's a Man. cough!


    You’ve had a cough for a while now goldon.
    Have you been checked out for covid-19?
    You may be a super spreader.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Old New's Chill ............ I've been in Isolation for years can't be me. cough!

    Don't Panic!

    Did you know the Shops are running out due to panic buying...........after Woman's Day.

    Non-iron Shirts have sold out.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Disguised himself as boy Student ...... you sure.


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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Vinny's a naughty boy then ......... I went for the ball. !
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Wales’ Alun Wyn Jones ‘had testicles grabbed’ by England prop Joe Marler

    "I went for the Ball" ..... no you didn't..... you went for the TACKLE
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Most upset been refused membership "Tiddly Todger Tinder" dating Site. Where some 12 Thousand Women are looking for Love.
    Would not say if I was to small or to big, only that "I didn't measure up." cough!
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    No need third runway Heathrow . Everyone's cancelled Holidays.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Can't win against Viruses .... if you stay at homes to avoid Coronavisus.......

    You play more and get ..... "Poker Virus" cough! fa rt
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    edited March 2020
    We all need one of these................the rich that have one are planning holidays there this year.


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  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    edited March 2020
    goldon said:

    We all need one of these................the rich that have one are planning holidays there this year.






    If that’s to scale with the grass and dirt, it’s gonna be a tight squeeze.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    The Russian con men that got Harry selling them.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    I bought one delivered today.

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  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    goldon said:

    I bought one delivered today.

    Do you have one for each toe?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    size is not everything ...... take a pill chill. or wet your whistle. I have found the cure

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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Not stop you getting the virus and could still end up in Hospital ........ hic!
    but won't give a Monkeys.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Nearly bought one of these but kept falling out.


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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Two Women on the Bus talking rather loudly about one's Divorce and settlement on the sale of their house, she said, we're having trouble because the loft has wood worm.
    Chap in front turned and asked is half the wood worm yours.
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