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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Lost & Found

    Saturday Morning Flicks. Featuring


    The Lone Ranger & Tonto have virus so **** Barton to the rescue.

    Fat Club are still Fat, not listening to personal trainer. ( cloth ears )

    Puppies running around Tesco wrapped in Toilet Paper being chased by Staff & Mr T. ( deaf ears )
    Did you know......They nearly won Crufts best not to show.!



    Jimmy Riddler; solved

    Cloth ears ....... you misheard something.

    Deaf ears......... you definitely not listening.

    Tune in next week for the same load a rubbish. cough! f art.
  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    edited March 2020
    goldon said:

    Lost & Found

    Saturday Morning Flicks. Featuring


    The Lone Ranger & Tonto have virus so **** Barton to the rescue.

    Fat Club are still Fat, not listening to personal trainer. ( cloth ears )

    Puppies running around Tesco wrapped in Toilet Paper being chased by Staff & Mr T. ( deaf ears )
    Did you know......They nearly won Crufts best not to show.!



    Jimmy Riddler; solved

    Cloth ears ....... you misheard something.

    Deaf ears......... you definitely not listening.

    Tune in next week for the same load a rubbish. cough! f art.

    You need to lengthen your d ick, goldon.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Surgeon told me they can't help Donkeys. cough f art
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    The Pandemic Awards

    To much information. ! and the winner is......... Coronavirus

    No one to present the Trophy have to wait till next year. cough tart !
  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    edited March 2020
    Why would you?



  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    Just noticed they’re all wearing seatbelts, ?
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Life Jackets under the seats next to the potty .... novelty won't take off only reach 100 ft
  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    goldon said:

    Life Jackets under the seats next to the potty .... novelty won't take off only reach 100 ft

    Agree, even Fred Dibnah has been higher than that, with two rounds of cheese and pickle sarnies.
  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    They’ve got one up north.
    That leveling up didn’t take long.
  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    edited March 2020
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Shocked to hear they can afford to eat out wey aye man.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    The Voice ..... is rigged........ where have we heard that before.!

  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    Liverpool look to clinch title after 9month break.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Still a load of Ti ts
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Spot to only one without a mask..........Extinction Rebellion


  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    The Companies I will not feel sorry for at this time are Airports Authorities with their drop off pick up charges which trebled last few years due to greed,entrapment by having local Councils yellow line everywhere to stop waiting outside their perimeter. The 10 minute limit even if the plane is delayed plus fine for over stay. Pay back time. :)
  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    goldon said:

    The Companies I will not feel sorry for at this time are Airports Authorities with their drop off pick up charges which trebled last few years due to greed,entrapment by having local Councils yellow line everywhere to stop waiting outside their perimeter. The 10 minute limit even if the plane is delayed plus fine for over stay. Pay back time. :)

    Nobody will be flying soon, or cruising. The select few will be allowed to fly.
    I think the Airports Authorities will be glad to see anyone tbh.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    The Airline Companies do give discounts and Package deals through Travel Companies so only niggle is, coming in to land over my house 2.00 clock in morning plus luggage allowance, but why take the Kitchen sink. The Wife. cough!
    I'm tasked with picking the family up when they land, so hence my gripe at Airport parking. If they call a cab, the cab driver get's charged also and passes the charge to customer. Nobody will lose their jobs at the minute it's all Meerkat automated unless somebody chucks foreign money in drop box, boom queue backs up till someone arrives free the Machine, your time runs out, have to pay excess overstay fee or they impound your car. Like the BBC another Company Licensed to print money, don't start me on rip off Companies. Grrrrrrrr Gas/Elec/ Water / Council Rates /Tax
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