Trish, my one & only fan club member, liked my stories and silliness. She always worried about dog nappers stealing peoples dogs especially her beloved Cairn Terrier "Roddy", big Rod Stewart fan named her dog after him, so she would have liked this next clip.
Last Summer Holidays. Wife books place that don't accept dogs, great! so my son looked after our dog Ozzie while we were away. When we got back I expected him to bring him straight back, but he didn't. When I called him, he said, he was busy working and would bring him back that weekend. Two weeks later he arrives back with the dog and all the excuses why he kept him so long, but, I knew he was fond of him. Back home I noticed some of the name letters on his collar were missing. What happened I asked. They must have fallen off while he chased next doors cat through the Hedge, he said. Mm! did you know son they were £5 a Pop better explain to Mum, she bought them. I'll give her the money, he said. We started out with the name "Ozzie" then new collar from the wife became "Ozzy" now another two letters missing "Oz". Mm! Should have thought of that in the first place. OK, son no problem thanks for looking after him for us. We have Lunch bit Family bonding see him out, jumps back in his car off home, some minutes later looking around we've lost Ozzie. Hunt everywhere......Shhiugar, ring my son Oh! I've got him here, must have got in the car while we were talking, "bring him back tomorrow. No! now! but I'm nearly home." One week later ........ brings him back denies he did it deliberately. While laughing his head off.
" I'm going shopping. Oh! look the Sun's come out, better take my Umbrella." "I can't go out I've got nothing to wear." "This Young Guy I was talking too really looked Old." "It was raining dogs & cats" "The Price was on the Ticket but I had to ask the Assistant." "We went for a Coffee and had Tea & Biscuits."
.................................. Lost and Found true Story ................................................
Dobbie & Rannie.
Have my Puppies been Dog Napped by Husband of Is my rescue mission to save the Puppies doomed or will, "Will Power" save the day.
Something to think about mean time..........
Whats the difference between, cloth ears ..&..deaf ears.
Disclaimer; you could be disappointed or surprised at the answer.
In true Saturday Morning cinema style....... will my puppies return, will the riddle be solved, will .... "Will Power" my personal Trainer help the other "Fat Club" members........ to discover the answers, tune in next week for another thrilling episode of lost & found.
New Shop in the High Street young mans clothes look trendy. Not for me obviously but went in had look around like you do. Now usually salesperson would descend on you, "Can I help you Sir" but not here. Walk around feel the eyes watching me and expecting any minute now I'm going to be asked to leave as I'm Old and doing their Street Cred in ........ one look at the Prices ..... don't bother I'm off.
Had to put Oz Dog on diet, vet said he's over weight for his little legs ....... no wonder it jumped in my sons car to go back with him he's obviously been spoiling him with treats. At tea time he looks at me like ...... ok wheres the rest ...... sorry mate that's all you getting, bowl gets licked clean stands there few seconds thinking tummy needs more. Nope ! I'm on diet too you know ....... life is so cruel , Woof !
Wife came back from Opticians with new pair glasses. "She said, do you like them." "Yes love they suit you and make you look intelligent." Then she told me the price.!
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She always worried about dog nappers stealing peoples dogs especially her beloved Cairn Terrier "Roddy", big Rod Stewart fan named her dog after him, so she would have liked this next clip.
Last Summer Holidays.
Wife books place that don't accept dogs, great! so my son looked after our dog Ozzie while we were away. When we got back I expected him to bring him straight back, but he didn't. When I called him, he said, he was busy working and would bring him back that weekend.
Two weeks later he arrives back with the dog and all the excuses why he kept him so long, but, I knew he was fond of him. Back home I noticed some of the name letters on his collar were missing. What happened I asked. They must have fallen off while he chased next doors cat through the Hedge, he said. Mm! did you know son they were £5 a Pop better explain to Mum, she bought them. I'll give her the money, he said.
We started out with the name "Ozzie" then new collar from the wife became "Ozzy" now another two letters missing "Oz". Mm! Should have thought of that in the first place.
OK, son no problem thanks for looking after him for us. We have Lunch bit Family bonding see him out, jumps back in his car off home, some minutes later looking around we've lost Ozzie.
Hunt everywhere......Shhiugar, ring my son Oh! I've got him here, must have got in the car while we were talking, "bring him back tomorrow. No! now! but I'm nearly home."
One week later ........ brings him back denies he did it deliberately. While laughing his head off.
My own son "dog napped" me dog.!
The silly things Women say.........
" I'm going shopping. Oh! look the Sun's come out, better take my Umbrella."
"I can't go out I've got nothing to wear."
"This Young Guy I was talking too really looked Old."
"It was raining dogs & cats"
"The Price was on the Ticket but I had to ask the Assistant."
"We went for a Coffee and had Tea & Biscuits."
Mike Hughes
Nothing learnt from the Evel Kneivel episode over Grand Canyon.
If thing can go wrong they generally will when you're a Rocket Man.
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nick knack give a dog a bone these puppies should roll on home.
Dobbie & Rannie.
Have my Puppies been Dog Napped by Husband of
Is my rescue mission to save the Puppies doomed or will, "Will Power" save the day.
Something to think about mean time..........
Whats the difference between, cloth ears ..&..deaf ears.
Disclaimer; you could be disappointed or surprised at the answer.
In true Saturday Morning cinema style....... will my puppies return, will the riddle be solved, will .... "Will Power" my personal Trainer help the other "Fat Club" members........
to discover the answers, tune in next week for another thrilling episode of lost & found.
I'm on diet too you know ....... life is so cruel , Woof !
We haven't gone away sad ........ were back spitting mad.
"Yes love they suit you and make you look intelligent." Then she told me the price.!