Very confused how you manage to post one day in a somewhat coherent manner then another day you post in a random rant in a fit of commas which is nearly impossible to understand.
@TheEdge949 Helping at foodbanks is a great thing to do. Well done and keep up the good work.
From 21.00, wed 17/7, until 18.00 thur 18/7, I played nothing, zero, from 18.00 18/7 until just after midnight, I played two, only two MTT’s, zero else.
Around six hours of Poker, if I ‘folded any more’ you would have to rename me, Origami expert, in that entire time, I put my tournament life on the line, three times only, in total, my two exit hands, and an all in pre, with AA, (no action)
Exit hand one, badly needed to double up,(relentlessly folding,) card dead, zero spots, and as I played for an hour plus, with one of the best players on this site, sat on my right, they know, I was playing tighter than tight. My first exit hand, was with my pocket AQ
Remind me again? Which way ‘do we, argue-debate Poker %’s? Pre, 50-31-18 my favour, Post 69 -15-15 my favour, turn, 65-15-10 my favour, only the river! Hand number 1402518508 20.35 pm
My second exit hand, hand number 1402597871 00.10 a.m. Looking at my pocket A9 suited, pre 60-40 my favour, post, 65-35 my favour, turn, 82-18 my favour, only the river,
78-23 % my favour, only the river, 96 -4 % my favour, only the river, 87-13% my favour, only the river, 80-20% my favour only the river, 65-35% my favour only the river. 82-18% my favour only the river.
The exact, six hands, are posted here, real evidence, I have stated the exact times, and AM so glad, I only played, what I have said I played, I think the facts, speak for themselves.
You have less than 1bb, what happened to your stack before this hand, how did your chips get decimated, the tourney loss isn't all about your exit hand, it's about how you played every other hand to end up in this pitiful situation.
If you win this flip, you have 3bb , you need to shove again and win that flip too, and a few more flips after that .
And if you don't get a hand to shove with, your blinding out anyway.
All the Dr did, was advise misterpj to self-exclude, (that’s all) just genuine heartfelt advice.
Now admittedly, I did not expect it to go ‘viral’ but, how is that my fault? All I proposed, was, hhyftrftdr, me ‘voted’ Man Of The Year’ that’s all, what was wrong with that?
(I thought) Me, being part lobotomized, part mentalist, thought what a nice gesture, but, ‘trending on twitter, viral on Facebook, I think you are being unfair to the Dr, however, I do understand, thanks to (shocking I know) the fan club @misterpj (privately, member ship has surged !)
Thank you, A BIG thank you, to those, I need to thank, (you can’t, wont, comment here) fully understood. Reason, for some of the angst? , well, the worst player on @skypoker (misterpj) has, and has shown ( not here !) privately, that beautiful thing, bank roll, not just one, but bankrolls ABC, in the general region, of x 200 (main event) skypoker ( obviously !) not Vegas, but that is a pretty penny, did not realise, ( do now) the top boys and girls , here, all had fine heads of hair, then, hhyftrftdr ‘pipped up’ in Bog Standard fashion, … it, went a little bit like this, shssssshh (SHSSSSHH) misterpj bankrolled, and minted, and U tell him SELF EXCLUDE ! , the good Dr’s all heart, but,
might? Realise his faux pas, might not, how can I help, well, 33% already gone in Stars, am I allowed to write my player name? dare not now, forum rule ? but, registered in the last fortnight, it is a combination, of the following, ‘emotional’ in reverence to my player ‘myna’ will someone tell the fella ? A seriously good player, way too modest (yes, I know what sharkscope says) myna, you are the chosen one (and engy) oh, I digress, in reverence too, (no idea who, not interested, a half bake Revallino ? thought he was a former top Brazilian footballer, who looked like your classic **** star!) Revallino ? Robbeleelino, anyway, christened me Mentalist (harsh, son, harsh), thus far, we, have, emoitional, mentalist, and, in reverence to hhyftrfftdr, add in Doctor
You might need... a d.an r. an emo and men and ist, mix it all up, what ya got? Well, miracles never cease, if my scope gets any more like a stalagmite (grows upward) you will have to call me master bates,
Thanks all, sticking around, (in the shallow end) it seems, I can only get beat here, like this;
78-23 % my favor, only the river, 96 -4 % my favor, only the river, 87-13% my favor, only the river, 80-20% my favor only the river, 65-35% my favor only the river. 82-18% my favor only the river.
And this, hardly played at all (here) s.t.a.r.s pre occupied, running betta than potripper! he could see all the cards, I can’t (it is refreshing) especially, for a diabolical player, the worst on skypoker.
Oh, I nearly forget, if only, someone thought about subtlety! Shall, I show you, six handed remember, my pocket KQ suited, no flushes, no straights, top two flopped pairs, …..About a million on, until (rofl)!!!! Or, shall I show you this? Only way I can be beat here, is like this. And, as I leave, final ever question, hhyftrftdr ,do you ‘rock a tash ? have you any budgie smuggler’s ? ,can I purchase, a full size framed, signed Portrait ? please, name your price,any price X
hand I am posting, ( behind, I know) only way I get, relentlessy beat here ! Analize that Dr ( if u go deep, it is a back handed compliment, two way !)
just for the lobotomized, hand below, my heads up opponent, after the flop, is 10% to win the hand,(and, of course, naturally,the ten percent chance, takes down the lot ! love YOU xX) a lille ol bit,of your standard, full house made over full house, loving it skpoker, ( the forum) june 2018 july 2019 gets a special chapter in my book
Dear Dr, Johnston Beaumont here ,pj’s Psychritiast,and Head Of The Institute, coming to the conclusion, of a forty year career,( retirement beckons) collegues,and myself, on occasions, ‘have been tested to the limit’, but your friend, pj,takes it too another level, so much so, we ‘lovingly christened him, The Special One’ some time ago. Things (had) been going (are) going extraordinarily well, however, as you are aware Dr, some patients have (deep set) trigger points, seems like misterpj got triggered on Saturday evening, and, we, seek your help? Experts here, in every field, save, thus for Poker, and this seems, a particular issue, with pj.
We have had, strange musings about little green men (space aliens! if you will)
But under regression, pj has reminded us of, Russell Casse, the maverick pilot from Independence Day. There are certain similarities there. (Here)
Also, some perplexing, bizarre ‘ditty’ referencing Marco Silva, The Toffee Men, Goodison Boy’s cracking the top six, and singing along in a misterpj coup wonderland ?
But forgive me; Poker is where the help is needed so please help, we have ascertained misterpj ‘cracked’ after playing Poker on Saturday evening, which we have established, as factual, 16.45 pm until 21.45 pm, three of your multi table tournaments, ‘ pj, trance like state, muttering, only way they can get me beat, exit hands, monumental pots, and ? Two outs? (Help please)
We also found, some strange? Cryptic scrawlings, on pjs arm? 78-23 % my favor, only the river, 96 -4 % my favor, only the river, 87-13% my favor, only the river, 80-20% my favor only the river, 65-35% my favor only the river. 82-18% my favor only the river.
80,000 chip pot 96% correct, world class poker read, ROBBED 13,000 chip pot 80% correct, world class poker read, R.O.F.L
We detected, some glee (for reference, all information gained, under hypnotism) this is why help, sought requested, from all the Poker Forum, ‘we know zip about Poker’ but your friend, pj, takes it too another level, Poker obsessed, he chundered on and on and on, about, Myna being great, engy being fantastic, zenbhudist was funny, until over stepping the ‘mark’, and Mark The Edge, is a **** good egg, then pj muttered, Stuey Unger, ‘would have all the so call top Players for dinner? , worryingly, that made us think of Hannibal Lector?
It sees, apparently, two of your Poker hands, had the combined effect, of finally cracking pj?
Sat evening, 20.50 pm, 1403065690 apparently, this is known as a rare thing in Poker? A two out hits the river? In an eighty thousand chip pot, your friend pj went apoplectic? apparently, this brought up time number 249 against, and zero for ? All we could ascertain, was ‘exit hand, and ‘robbed again’ and repeated reference to Mr Turpin was decent enough to wear a mask? But the over ‘The Edge Moment’ (mark) apparently was this, at 23.29 pm hand number 1403128329, another ‘exit hand’ all in pot, 13k, with the KK pockets,
The last and possibly strangest? Funniest thing of all, is, was this, A Peaceful Contented Smile, referencing a Giraffe? On a Star, we can only conclude? A Russell Casse moment and a vision of, Giraffes peacefully wandering around, on another planet? With Space Aliens as friends ? , pj muttered, ‘they are not getting my big roll ?’ and left with a smile, singing Mary Magdelaine.
Honestly seeing this sort of stuff day in and day out genuinely makes me not want to visit the forums anymore.
I log on in the hope that some great threads or feel good stories will be posted yet all I read at the moment is bad beat and "rigged" posts.
Some great strategical advice in here most of it involving fold pre. Many of the hands are being completely butchered and I would usually chime in and try to help but quite frankly I cant be bothered anymore and you would absorb around 0% of the advice I gave as you have ignored players better than myself already.
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@TheEdge949 Helping at foodbanks is a great thing to do. Well done and keep up the good work.
Around six hours of Poker, if I ‘folded any more’ you would have to rename me, Origami expert, in that entire time, I put my tournament life on the line, three times only, in total, my two exit hands, and an all in pre, with AA, (no action)
Exit hand one, badly needed to double up,(relentlessly folding,) card dead, zero spots, and as I played for an hour plus, with one of the best players on this site, sat on my right, they know, I was playing tighter than tight.
My first exit hand, was with my pocket AQ
Remind me again? Which way ‘do we, argue-debate Poker %’s?
Pre, 50-31-18 my favour, Post 69 -15-15 my favour, turn, 65-15-10 my favour, only the river!
Hand number 1402518508 20.35 pm
My second exit hand, hand number 1402597871 00.10 a.m.
Looking at my pocket A9 suited, pre 60-40 my favour, post, 65-35 my favour, turn, 82-18 my favour, only the river,
78-23 % my favour, only the river,
96 -4 % my favour, only the river,
87-13% my favour, only the river,
80-20% my favour only the river,
65-35% my favour only the river.
82-18% my favour only the river.
The exact, six hands, are posted here, real evidence, I have stated the exact times, and AM so glad, I only played, what I have said I played, I think the facts, speak for themselves.
You have less than 1bb, what happened to your stack before this hand, how did your chips get decimated, the tourney loss isn't all about your exit hand, it's about how you played every other hand to end up in this pitiful situation.
If you win this flip, you have 3bb , you need to shove again and win that flip too, and a few more flips after that .
And if you don't get a hand to shove with, your blinding out anyway.
4bb, what happened to your chips prior to this standard exit hand ?
All the Dr did, was advise misterpj to self-exclude, (that’s all) just genuine heartfelt advice.
Now admittedly, I did not expect it to go ‘viral’ but, how is that my fault?
All I proposed, was, hhyftrftdr, me ‘voted’ Man Of The Year’ that’s all, what was wrong with that?
(I thought) Me, being part lobotomized, part mentalist, thought what a nice gesture, but, ‘trending on twitter, viral on Facebook, I think you are being unfair to the Dr, however, I do understand, thanks to (shocking I know) the fan club @misterpj (privately, member ship has surged !)
Thank you, A BIG thank you, to those, I need to thank, (you can’t, wont, comment here) fully understood. Reason, for some of the angst? , well, the worst player on @skypoker (misterpj) has, and has shown ( not here !) privately, that beautiful thing, bank roll, not just one, but bankrolls ABC, in the general region, of x 200 (main event) skypoker ( obviously !) not Vegas, but that is a pretty penny, did not realise, ( do now) the top boys and girls , here, all had fine heads of hair, then, hhyftrftdr ‘pipped up’ in Bog Standard fashion, … it, went a little bit like this, shssssshh (SHSSSSHH) misterpj bankrolled, and minted, and U tell him SELF EXCLUDE ! , the good Dr’s all heart, but,
might? Realise his faux pas, might not, how can I help, well, 33% already gone in Stars, am I allowed to write my player name? dare not now, forum rule ? but, registered in the last fortnight, it is a combination, of the following, ‘emotional’ in reverence to my player ‘myna’ will someone tell the fella ? A seriously good player, way too modest (yes, I know what sharkscope says) myna, you are the chosen one (and engy) oh, I digress, in reverence too, (no idea who, not interested, a half bake Revallino ? thought he was a former top Brazilian footballer, who looked like your classic **** star!) Revallino ? Robbeleelino, anyway, christened me Mentalist (harsh, son, harsh), thus far, we, have, emoitional, mentalist, and, in reverence to hhyftrfftdr, add in Doctor
You might need... a d.an r. an emo and men and ist, mix it all up, what ya got? Well, miracles never cease, if my scope gets any more like a stalagmite (grows upward) you will have to call me master bates,
Thanks all, sticking around, (in the shallow end) it seems, I can only get beat here, like this;
78-23 % my favor, only the river,
96 -4 % my favor, only the river,
87-13% my favor, only the river,
80-20% my favor only the river,
65-35% my favor only the river.
82-18% my favor only the river.
And this, hardly played at all (here) s.t.a.r.s pre occupied, running betta than potripper! he could see all the cards, I can’t (it is refreshing) especially, for a diabolical player, the worst on skypoker.
Oh, I nearly forget, if only, someone thought about subtlety!
Shall, I show you, six handed remember, my pocket KQ suited, no flushes, no straights, top two flopped pairs, …..About a million on, until (rofl)!!!! Or, shall I show you this? Only way I can be beat here, is like this. And, as I leave, final ever question, hhyftrftdr ,do you ‘rock a tash ? have you any budgie smuggler’s ? ,can I purchase, a full size framed, signed Portrait ? please, name your price,any price X
hand I am posting, ( behind, I know) only way I get, relentlessy beat here ! Analize that Dr ( if u go deep, it is a back handed compliment, two way !)
The Dr says you need to work on your bet sizing.
Dear Dr,
Johnston Beaumont here ,pj’s Psychritiast,and Head Of The Institute, coming to the conclusion, of a forty year career,( retirement beckons) collegues,and myself, on occasions, ‘have been tested to the limit’, but your friend, pj,takes it too another level, so much so, we ‘lovingly christened him, The Special One’ some time ago.
Things (had) been going (are) going extraordinarily well, however, as you are aware Dr, some patients have (deep set) trigger points, seems like misterpj got triggered on Saturday evening, and, we, seek your help? Experts here, in every field, save, thus for Poker, and this seems, a particular issue, with pj.
We have had, strange musings about little green men (space aliens! if you will)
But under regression, pj has reminded us of, Russell Casse, the maverick pilot from Independence Day. There are certain similarities there. (Here)
Also, some perplexing, bizarre ‘ditty’ referencing Marco Silva, The Toffee Men, Goodison Boy’s cracking the top six, and singing along in a misterpj coup wonderland ?
But forgive me; Poker is where the help is needed so please help, we have ascertained misterpj ‘cracked’ after playing Poker on Saturday evening, which we have established, as factual, 16.45 pm until 21.45 pm, three of your multi table tournaments, ‘ pj, trance like state, muttering, only way they can get me beat, exit hands, monumental pots, and ? Two outs? (Help please)
We also found, some strange? Cryptic scrawlings, on pjs arm?
78-23 % my favor, only the river,
96 -4 % my favor, only the river,
87-13% my favor, only the river,
80-20% my favor only the river,
65-35% my favor only the river.
82-18% my favor only the river.
80,000 chip pot 96% correct, world class poker read, ROBBED
13,000 chip pot 80% correct, world class poker read, R.O.F.L
We detected, some glee (for reference, all information gained, under hypnotism) this is why help, sought requested, from all the Poker Forum, ‘we know zip about Poker’ but your friend, pj, takes it too another level, Poker obsessed, he chundered on and on and on, about, Myna being great, engy being fantastic, zenbhudist was funny, until over stepping the ‘mark’, and Mark The Edge, is a **** good egg, then pj muttered, Stuey Unger, ‘would have all the so call top Players for dinner? , worryingly, that made us think of Hannibal Lector?
It sees, apparently, two of your Poker hands, had the combined effect, of finally cracking pj?
Sat evening, 20.50 pm, 1403065690 apparently, this is known as a rare thing in Poker? A two out hits the river? In an eighty thousand chip pot, your friend pj went apoplectic? apparently, this brought up time number 249 against, and zero for ? All we could ascertain, was ‘exit hand, and ‘robbed again’ and repeated reference to Mr Turpin was decent enough to wear a mask? But the over ‘The Edge Moment’ (mark) apparently was this, at 23.29 pm hand number 1403128329, another ‘exit hand’ all in pot, 13k, with the KK pockets,
The last and possibly strangest? Funniest thing of all, is, was this, A Peaceful Contented Smile, referencing a Giraffe? On a Star, we can only conclude? A Russell Casse moment and a vision of, Giraffes peacefully wandering around, on another planet? With Space Aliens as friends ? , pj muttered, ‘they are not getting my big roll ?’ and left with a smile, singing Mary Magdelaine.
God Bless.
I log on in the hope that some great threads or feel good stories will be posted yet all I read at the moment is bad beat and "rigged" posts.
Some great strategical advice in here most of it involving fold pre. Many of the hands are being completely butchered and I would usually chime in and try to help but quite frankly I cant be bothered anymore and you would absorb around 0% of the advice I gave as you have ignored players better than myself already.