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ask blackfish3

hurst05hurst05 Member Posts: 1,567
edited January 2011 in Poker Chat
this is a thread dedicated to the man, the maverick ( not the 'M4VERICK', the actual maverick) post your poker questions here, and im sure he will be able to help you with any questions you may have. 

terms and conditions apply, please dont post anything relating to a bad beat, or if it is rigged as you this may result in some unwanted flaming/insults :) 

first question anybody?
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  • hurst05hurst05 Member Posts: 1,567
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
       blackfish are u really webby's bit ch ,   or just pretending to be ?
    Posted by IRISHROVER
    LOL good question, im intregued to the reply, ill give odds of 1/5 on it contains some form of bad language haha, 

    this has the making of a great thread 
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  • BlackFish3BlackFish3 Member Posts: 2,418
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
       blackfish are u really webby's bit ch ,   or just pretending to be ?
    Posted by IRISHROVER
    i don't know if he will beat me for answering this... but yes i am ;)
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  • BlackFish3BlackFish3 Member Posts: 2,418
    edited March 2010
    love this thread btw... expecting it to be stickied by tomorrow
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  • FlutNushFlutNush Member Posts: 371
    edited March 2010
    Dear Blackfish3,

    for some reason, the waiters at my local curry house got it into their heads that I'm a solicitor (I'm not. I'm just a bloke). 

    The first time they did this, I was caught off guard, but being polite, answered their questions on how to argue about a dubiously placed parking ticket as best I could.

    However, since then, I get a different legal question every time I go to pick my food up (Chef's Chicken Special... Vindaloo strength with Mushroom Rice, and a Bombay Aloo... which I always save for next day's breakfast. Plus, a 600ml bottle of Cobra... which is also for breakfast). 

    The trouble is, it's now too late in the day, and too embarrassing to point out that I'm not a solicitor. If I admitted this now, they'd think I was a fraud who has misled them, and I'm not a fraud (I'm just a bloke). Added to which, my advice is becoming more and more dubious as their questions are becoming increasingly complex.

    Can I just refer them to you from now on?


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  • monkey123monkey123 Member Posts: 590
    edited March 2010


    CLASSIC LOL


    Blackfish is like ask the 8ball 80)

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  • NeildownNeildown Member Posts: 1,635
    edited March 2010
    Dear Blackfish

    Just got back from tesco and they had bread rolls on offer,
    buy 2 get 1 free

    i got 4 so really 6 but now think i should of got 6 really 9

    advice please

    (got no room in freezer)
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  • dav1964dav1964 Member Posts: 2,526
    edited March 2010
    Hi blackfish3 my good fellow.Is it true that b4 you are given a bad beat on sky that your entire forum history is run through a super computer and if you have been a naughty boy then the said bad beat is duly given.dav
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  • webby234webby234 Member Posts: 1,781
    edited March 2010
    balckfish wont give this thread the attention it deserves.

    ps: was bathing the goldfish last night but got shampoo in his little eyes, he was splashing about telling me it really hurts so i pulled the plug and off he went, did i do the right thing?
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  • dav1964dav1964 Member Posts: 2,526
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    balckfish wont give this thread the attention it deserves. ps: was bathing the goldfish last night but got shampoo in his little eyes, he was splashing about telling me it really hurts so i pulled the plug and off he went, did i do the right thing?
    Posted by webby234
    Imo i think you did indeed do the right thing as this is obviously only a mercy killing.But hey im not the expert blackfish3 is so lets see if he agrees.dav
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  • Seagull158Seagull158 Member Posts: 1,100
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    Dear Blackfish Just got back from tesco and they had bread rolls on offer, buy 2 get 1 free i got 4 so really 6 but now think i should of got 6 really 9 advice please (got no room in freezer)
    Posted by HuFlungPu
    Hu, grammatical correction. "should HAVE got 6" not "should of got 6". Just pointing this out to you before Blackfish does because I slapped his wrists on this a couple of days ago (as a solicitor he should be grammatically and linguistically accurate).
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  • NeildownNeildown Member Posts: 1,635
    edited March 2010
    :(

    **** now i feel dirty , thick and ashamed
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  • hurst05hurst05 Member Posts: 1,567
    edited March 2010
    rofl, keep em coming, hes going to be a bit bogged down with all these later haha
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  • dav1964dav1964 Member Posts: 2,526
    edited March 2010

    Hi blackfish3 my wife wants me to pick up my son from school and then go to our local shops to replenish our beer reserves.I want her to go as i wanna play poker.What am i to do?

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  • NeildownNeildown Member Posts: 1,635
    edited March 2010
    Dear Blackfish 

    I want to goto the toilet but the film has 10mins left

    please advice asap
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  • Seagull158Seagull158 Member Posts: 1,100
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    :( **** now i feel dirty , thick and ashamed
    Posted by HuFlungPu
    No change then
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  • Seagull158Seagull158 Member Posts: 1,100
    edited March 2010
    Hi Blackhead,
    Do you know the answer to the bonking question in the shed? If not, it will be some useful research for you.
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  • zxghostxzzxghostxz Member Posts: 482
    edited March 2010
    blackfish     wat come first . the chicken or the  egg  ?
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  • Sky_RichSky_Rich Member Posts: 3,837
    edited March 2010
    please keep things friendly on this thread guys. everything is fine atm but i don't want things to escalate

    thank you!
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  • BowieBoyBowieBoy Member Posts: 266
    edited March 2010
    Dear Blackfish3,
                         I went all with my pocket AA only to be called by bb who turned over a 10d Jd, the flop came AA3, one A being a diamond, turn Kd, river Qd. Should i remove my fist from the monitor and carry on playing or phone for an ambulance. ?
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  • NeildownNeildown Member Posts: 1,635
    edited March 2010
    Dear Blackfish

    Whats the best pot noodle?
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