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  • BlackFish3BlackFish3 Member Posts: 2,418
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    Dear Blackfish Iv just got out the shower Whats the best all over body moisturiser for a fully grown naked hairless man?
    Posted by HuFlungPu
    sorry i don't use body moisturiser... maybe try something like nivea... PM if you want me to buy a bottle and bring it round and apply it for you.
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  • BlackFish3BlackFish3 Member Posts: 2,418
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    Dear Blackfish Is it ok to wear white socks?
    Posted by HuFlungPu
    Yes with white trainers... with shoes... that's social/fashion suicide. I made that mistake at school once when i had no black socks... non stop micheal jackson comments :(
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  • BlackFish3BlackFish3 Member Posts: 2,418
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    just recieved news bowie died of bloodloss, he was found with his hand engulfed by his monitor. dear blackfish will you be paying the funeral expenses as your no reply led to this mans death?
    Posted by hurst05
    There is a liability exclusion clause at the bottom of this page in teeny weeny print... so no. Any donations sent to my bank account from you though would be most welcome... do you want me to PM you my pin and card details etc?
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER Member Posts: 7,606
    edited March 2010

       how does one go about getting,

      that almost dead like skin complexion of yours ?

       
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  • BADBOY985BADBOY985 Member Posts: 1,957
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    Dear Blackfish Is it ok to wear white socks?
    Posted by HuFlungPu
    depends what colour sandals you are wearign them with remember to fully extend the sock at all times otherwise you just look like some fool whose paid 99p for a pair of socks and has 12p worth crumpled around his heel.
    i find some kind of suspender is always in order when going for the sock sandal combo
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  • NeildownNeildown Member Posts: 1,635
    edited March 2010
    Dear BF

    My GF has just purchased some ear muffs, do i still walk next to her?
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  • hurst05hurst05 Member Posts: 1,567
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3 : There is a liability exclusion clause at the bottom of this page in teeny weeny print... so no. Any donations sent to my bank account from you though would be most welcome... do you want me to PM you my pin and card details etc?
    Posted by BlackFish3
    you want a donation youll have to play 55 dym, see you in a few years about that donation ;) 

    yes bank details and pin would be appreciated, security number also essential, thanks.

    i have a question, i overheard someone talking about the birds and the bees, what does this mean?
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  • BADBOY985BADBOY985 Member Posts: 1,957
    edited March 2010
    just before anyone points it out i know im not blackfish but although his knowledge is great but as he looks about 12 i fear he may have no sock sandal expirience
    also before somebody else points it out i did nick the 12p worth joke from jim royles pants stuck up ars*crack line
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  • NeildownNeildown Member Posts: 1,635
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3 : depends what colour sandals you are wearign them with remember to fully extend the sock at all times otherwise you just look like some fool whose paid 99p for a pair of socks and has 12p worth crumpled around his heel. i find some kind of suspender is always in order when going for the sock sandal combo
    Posted by BADBOY985

    You can get about 10 pairs of white socks for 99p off Aamir down our market

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  • BADBOY985BADBOY985 Member Posts: 1,957
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    Dear BF My GF has just purchased some ear muffs, do i still walk next to her?
    Posted by HuFlungPu
    dear bf!!!!!!!!!! dear bf!!!!!!!!!!!!
    dont you think this is a bit informal
    do you think the buhdist monks when seeking advice from the all knowing dali lama start there address with yo dal
    show some respect to the oracle!!!
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  • hurst05hurst05 Member Posts: 1,567
    edited March 2010
    dear blackfish

    do you think that portsmouth, being the poor side they are, will stay up this season ;)
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER Member Posts: 7,606
    edited March 2010

        mr black can you please tell us mere mortals the following :

        what created  our universe ?

        hence before the big bang ?

        
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  • dav1964dav1964 Member Posts: 2,526
    edited March 2010
    Dear blackfish i am in love with irishrover what is the best way to ask him out?
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  • FlutNushFlutNush Member Posts: 371
    edited March 2010
    Dear Blackfish,

    My Nan has just got a new colostomy bag, and is experiencing great difficulty.

    Where can she go to get matching shoes?


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  • xFALLENxxFALLENx Member Posts: 826
    edited March 2010
    My Dearest Blackfish

    Please help me as I have an overwhelming urge 2 get my shovel back out of the shed and just hit somebody.

    What do u suggest?

    Your good friend

    xFALLENx
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  • xFALLENxxFALLENx Member Posts: 826
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    dear blackfish do you think that portsmouth, being the poor side they are, will stay up this season ;)
    Posted by hurst05
    Oi u cheeky mare

    Im a closet Pompey supporter bur shhhhhhhhhhhhh x

    Sorry I 4got this is fishy's thread!!!

    Anyway back 2 the great man........
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  • xFALLENxxFALLENx Member Posts: 826
    edited March 2010


    Have another problem Mr BF

    but I kno u will have the answer

    Am just so cr*p at poker but I cant seem 2 accept.....Cant leave sky as Id miss u so much!! and I live 4 our chats.

    What do u suggest???

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  • sara36dd08sara36dd08 Member Posts: 826
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    dear blackfish do you think that portsmouth, being the poor side they are, will stay up this season ;)
    Posted by hurst05
    mr hurst

    as a pompey supporeter my whole life and have watched them in all divisions of football evern to the point of them being re elected after finishing 2 fine seasons in a row bottom of division 4

    im sorry to say im not as well qualified to answer your question as master blackfish but i think i speak for most fans its not going down that worries them its the club dissapearing altogether

    im sorry lord blackfish for answering im sure you will put me right

    sara36dd
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  • xFALLENxxFALLENx Member Posts: 826
    edited March 2010
    Maybe I should dye my hair brown....do u think that will make me a better player?

    Please advise o wise Blackfish as at end of my tether.
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  • hurst05hurst05 Member Posts: 1,567
    edited March 2010
    my comment was aimed at trying to get badboy to bit ;) nothing serious, i support sheff wednesday so i cant exactly say much haha
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