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  • offshootoffshoot Member Posts: 1,049
    edited March 2010
    blackfish is it true that AKo is a favourite over AKs because it can make 2 flushes?
  • BlackFish3BlackFish3 Member Posts: 2,418
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    blackfish is it true that AKo is a favourite over AKs because it can make 2 flushes?
    Posted by offshoot
    honoured to have you on my thread sir... however im not sure how you play 200nl if you really believe that... although AKo can make 2 flushes... only 1 is possible at a time and is far less likely that 4 cards of the suit will hit the board than the 3 needed to make a flush for AKs.
    If you want any poker tips just PM me... maybe we can work out a lesson plan? my fee is £20 an hour.

    These tips are free:

    A flush beats a straight.
    A flush is 5 cards of the same suit and not just 4 as some people often believe.

    Hope this helps.
  • Mr_MiyagiMr_Miyagi Member Posts: 2,031
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3 : Yes considering he still has a bunk bed with a winnie the pooh duvet cover...
    Posted by BlackFish3
    ok, a follow up question.

    Adding me into the mix. In a 3 way in webby's top bunk. Who would come first?
  • BlackFish3BlackFish3 Member Posts: 2,418
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    well busto in the tourny a-7 vs a-6, pesky 6 on the flop, so 2 nights in a row gone in with a better ace only to be outdrawn. why does this happen blackfish? this question has been bugging me all night, maybe affected my play a little.  Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
    Posted by hurst05
    because live poker... just like online poker (sky poker in particular) is rigged.

    And if a cannibal ate someone and thus became intoxicated, then they could potentially be arrested for drunk driving... however this may be regarded as involuntary intoxication and then the case would rest on whether the defendant would of had the mens rea for the crime if they were not intoxicated.
  • BlackFish3BlackFish3 Member Posts: 2,418
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
       mr black if mr webster wore a flowery dress !   which of the following would you feel ?    A.  MMM    B. MMM  MMM     C.  MMM MMM MMM    D.  JUST FEEL WEBBY 
    Posted by IRISHROVER
    E. pass me the tissues... ;)
  • BlackFish3BlackFish3 Member Posts: 2,418
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3 : ok, a follow up question. Adding me into the mix. In a 3 way in webby's top bunk. Who would come first?
    Posted by Mr_Miyagi
    webby of course... he always goes out of poker tournies early so im sure this would be no different.
  • Mr_MiyagiMr_Miyagi Member Posts: 2,031
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3 : webby of course... he always goes out of poker tournies early so im sure this would be no different.
    Posted by BlackFish3
    well make sure you E pass him the tissues after.
  • hurst05hurst05 Member Posts: 1,567
    edited March 2010
    ok, blackfish, i was wondering

    Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
  • offshootoffshoot Member Posts: 1,049
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3 : honoured to have you on my thread sir... however im not sure how you play 200nl if you really believe that... although AKo can make 2 flushes... only 1 is possible at a time and is far less likely that 4 cards of the suit will hit the board than the 3 needed to make a flush for AKs. If you want any poker tips just PM me... maybe we can work out a lesson plan? my fee is £20 an hour. These tips are free: A flush beats a straight. A flush is 5 cards of the same suit and not just 4 as some people often believe. Hope this helps.
    Posted by BlackFish3
    i believe it was Phil Hellmuth who was convinced AKo was a favourite over AKs because it could make two possible flushes, he might have even taken a bet on the outcome if i remember correctly.

    So its official, you are smarter than Phill Hellmuth.
  • BlackFish3BlackFish3 Member Posts: 2,418
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3 : i believe it was Phil Hellmuth who was convinced AKo was a favourite over AKs because it could make two possible flushes, he might have even taken a bet on the outcome if i remember correctly. So its official, you are smarter than Phill Hellmuth.
    Posted by offshoot
    Thanks for confirming my suspicions...

    you want lessons then??? I know you are not very good at poker so it could do you good.
  • BlackFish3BlackFish3 Member Posts: 2,418
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    ok, blackfish, i was wondering Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
    Posted by hurst05
    Nasty people say it when they want you to get hit so they want you to put your head up and get hit in the face.
    OR they want you to put your head up and see the incoming projectile so you are more likely to move out the way because otherwise you might not believe them.
    OR they say heads up because the projectile is going to hit you in the head but by moving your head up it only hits you in the stomach and doesn't hurt as much.
  • BlackFish3BlackFish3 Member Posts: 2,418
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3 : whats this then? are you not honoured to have me on your thread?
    Posted by MrMagooo
    Of course i am :) i thought that was too obvious to mention though.

    and the best way to satisfy a frog... well i had a baby mouse at one point and you had to rub its private area with a cotton bud to make it poo... maybe this would satisfy a frog?
  • Mr_MiyagiMr_Miyagi Member Posts: 2,031
    edited March 2010

    Frogs don't have any genitals

  • hurst05hurst05 Member Posts: 1,567
    edited March 2010
    when a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords?
  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER Member Posts: 7,606
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    Frogs don't have any genitals
    Posted by Mr_Miyagi
    UNLESS THEY COME FROM FRANCE !
  • hurst05hurst05 Member Posts: 1,567
    edited March 2010
    blackfish, i heard that when your at a poker table, you can pregnate a woman just by staring at them. is this true?
  • BlackFish3BlackFish3 Member Posts: 2,418
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    blackfish, i heard that when your at a poker table, you can pregnate a woman just by staring at them. is this true?
    Posted by hurst05
    well how else did you think you were conceived???
    btw it only starts with a stare at the poker table... ;)
  • ONTHERlVERONTHERlVER Member Posts: 63
    edited March 2010
    Hi Blackfish...

    I use this term loosely !!!

    My "ex" didn't like me playing poker ....

    Did I make the right choice ?????
  • paige55paige55 Member Posts: 2,953
    edited March 2010
    yeah it was me blackfish who posted senile old granny,i do for get  thing,s such as my dear hubbie, cant remember where i left him  now was it tesco,s  car park  please help
  • xFALLENxxFALLENx Member Posts: 826
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3 : hmmm this is all very true... i recommend just playing at the same table as me, you wont lose as much because you will play less and you will get to chat to me at the table... wow i wish i could be that lucky!
    Posted by BlackFish3
     Dear Blackfish

    I just dont think Im strong enough 2 sit at the same table as my love.

    All I will be thinking is when can we meet? what u r like in real life? etc etc and how wonderful you are and how Im so lucky u choose me.

    All My Love

    xFALLENx
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