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  • FlutNushFlutNush Member Posts: 371
    edited March 2010
    Original Questions:

    1. How many beans make 5? 
    2. Who wrote Beethoven's 5th Symphony? 
    3. Where was the Magna Carta signed?

    Posted by FlutNush

    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3 : 

    1. two beans, one bean, a bean and a half, and half a bean. 
    2. Ludwig van Beethoven 
    3. The Magna Carta was signed by King John in a meadow at Runnymede in Egham, Surrey, South England (between Windsor and Staines) on June 15th, 1215.

    Posted by BlackFish3

    Nice one Blackfish. Your first two answers were spot on, but I'm afraid the 3rd answer is incorrect: The Magna Carta was in fact signed at the bottom (although you would have got half a point for answering; “Just below the left knee”).

    Come and have a look at what you would have won...

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  • xFALLENxxFALLENx Member Posts: 826
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3 :  Dear Blackfish I just dont think Im strong enough 2 sit at the same table as my love. All I will be thinking is when can we meet? what u r like in real life? etc etc and how wonderful you are and how Im so lucky u choose me. All My Love xFALLENx
    Posted by xFALLENx
    Cont....

    And Ive realised how much more intelligent u r then me and ur so so so much more popular then me (xFALLENx no mates) in general u r far more superior.

    I cant stop thinking about u, all day and everyday.

    WHAT IS GOING ON BETWEEN US? IS IT A MATING RITRUAL?

    I THINK IM IN LOVE WITH U?
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  • sara36dd08sara36dd08 Member Posts: 826
    edited March 2010


    dear master Blackfish (lord of all things poker)
    and only a god at the rest

    i have 3 questions that are killing me lord master Blackfish

    number 1  which football team has held the fa cup the most consecutive years ?

    number 2  who was the oldest ever registered proffesional footballer ?

    number 3  if i stand out side the Imperial Palace hotel in las vages
                    which hotel is across the road which casino is to my left and which casino is to my right ?

                   good luck mr black fish
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  • ONTHERlVERONTHERlVER Member Posts: 63
    edited March 2010
    Sir Blackfish the 3rd esq ....

    My question is this ...

    With reference to the above post is sara36dd08 using her real errm measurements / screen name or using false numbers to lure us mere "men" into a false sense of security

    Yours hopefully

    A concerned poker addict :P
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  • ACESOVER8sACESOVER8s Member Posts: 1,307
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    Blackfish when will the DFS sale end?
    Posted by tallboy
    This is a question i fear no one will ever be able to answer, however recent sources say it will end THIS SUNDAY!!!!!!! (i however do not trust these sources)
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  • ONTHERlVERONTHERlVER Member Posts: 63
    edited March 2010
    Ja ffa Cake or Ja ffa Biscuit ???

    p.s pmsl @ DFS sale
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  • lucy4lucy4 Member Posts: 8,433
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    Ja ffa Cake or Ja ffa Biscuit ??? p.s pmsl @ DFS sale
    Posted by ONTHERlVER
    how to tell if it`s a cake or biscuit, A cake goes hard when it`s stale, a biscuit goes soft when it`s stale, simples.
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  • webby234webby234 Member Posts: 1,781
    edited March 2010
    dear blackfish, what makes you think you could beat the webmyster in a fight? i dont sleep on bunkbeds anymore, i have my own house so i have grown up quite a lot and am now "streetwise" i reckon i could leg you up and make you beg for your life!

    if ya smell what the web is cooking
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  • hurst05hurst05 Member Posts: 1,567
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    Sir Blackfish the 3rd esq .... My question is this ... With reference to the above post is sara36dd08 using her real errm measurements / screen name or using false numbers to lure us mere "men" into a false sense of security Yours hopefully A concerned poker addict :P
    Posted by ONTHERlVER
    good question
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  • hurst05hurst05 Member Posts: 1,567
    edited March 2010
    wow, my mum concieved me through blackfish, and im older :O this guy is the bees knees 
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  • hurst05hurst05 Member Posts: 1,567
    edited March 2010
    dear blacfish

    Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
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  • Seagull158Seagull158 Member Posts: 1,100
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    dear master Blackfish (lord of all things poker) and only a god at the rest i have 3 questions that are killing me lord master Blackfish number 1  which football team has held the fa cup the most consecutive years ? number 2  who was the oldest ever registered proffesional footballer ? number 3  if i stand out side the Imperial Palace hotel in las vages                 which hotel is across the road which casino is to my left and which casino is to my right ?                good luck mr black fish
    Posted by sara36dd08
    I'm guessing you're a Pompey fan.
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  • Seagull158Seagull158 Member Posts: 1,100
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3 : because live poker... just like online poker (sky poker in particular) is rigged. And if a cannibal ate someone and thus became intoxicated, then they could potentially be arrested for drunk driving... however this may be regarded as involuntary intoxication and then the case would rest on whether the defendant would of had the mens rea for the crime if they were not intoxicated.
    Posted by BlackFish3
    "would HAVE had, not "would OF had". I told you about this before.
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,656
    edited March 2010

    Dear Mr Whitechips2

    Please can you tell me the 6 winning lottery numbers for this Saturday, 13th March 2010?

    How old is Tikay?

    Can I get off a speeding ticket by saying I was drunk at the time of the offence so I cannot recall who was driving my car at the time of the offence?


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  • BlackFish3BlackFish3 Member Posts: 2,418
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3 :  Dear Blackfish I just dont think Im strong enough 2 sit at the same table as my love. All I will be thinking is when can we meet? what u r like in real life? etc etc and how wonderful you are and how Im so lucky u choose me. All My Love xFALLENx
    Posted by xFALLENx
    well im basically perfect in real life tbh... but sorry im taken :( have some of webby instead...
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  • BlackFish3BlackFish3 Member Posts: 2,418
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    Sir Blackfish the 3rd esq .... My question is this ... With reference to the above post is sara36dd08 using her real errm measurements / screen name or using false numbers to lure us mere "men" into a false sense of security Yours hopefully A concerned poker addict :P
    Posted by ONTHERlVER
    sara36dd08 is male but they are indeed his measurements...
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  • BlackFish3BlackFish3 Member Posts: 2,418
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    Dear Blackfish Wet Shave or Electric?   White or Brown bread? Is Weight Watchers food really low in fat or just smaller portions? When you eat a orange do you cut it into like four segments?... or do you hand peel it?(taking much longer but bringing more reward)
    Posted by MrMagooo
    1. Wet shave
    2. White bread in general but brown bread for dipping in soup...
    3. I think Weight Watchers food is supposed to be lower in fat but it wouldn't surprise me if the portions were also slightly smaller.
    4. I don't eat oranges... I basically don't eat fruit.
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  • BlackFish3BlackFish3 Member Posts: 2,418
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    dear blackfish, what makes you think you could beat the webmyster in a fight? i dont sleep on bunkbeds anymore, i have my own house so i have grown up quite a lot and am now " streetwise " i reckon i could leg you up and make you beg for your life! if ya smell what the web is cooking
    Posted by webby234
    My dad could beat up your dad
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  • BlackFish3BlackFish3 Member Posts: 2,418
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    wow, my mum concieved me through blackfish, and im older :O this guy is the bees knees 
    Posted by hurst05
    you are not older... im 57 this year.
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  • BlackFish3BlackFish3 Member Posts: 2,418
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3 : "would HAVE had, not "would OF had". I told you about this before.
    Posted by Seagull158
    You are now banned from this thread... sorry but im always right and can't have people correcting me. Sky_Rich will be in touch shortly to instigate your forum ban.
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