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In difficult times...humour helps!( well me it does)

madprofmadprof Member Posts: 3,362
My wife’s virtually vegan so it’s with some irony that vegans will die from a virus they think originated in a meat market?

Also

Corona Virus is an anagram of Carnivorous
Veganism is an anagram of ‘ Saving me’

Any more?
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    lucy4lucy4 Member Posts: 7,419
    Third day in to my self isolation and I think I'm doing well...



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    stokefcstokefc Member Posts: 7,714
    Italians are having fun
    https://youtu.be/W1KyHVl9zkw
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    HANSONHANSON Member Posts: 897
    stokefc said:

    Italians are having fun
    https://youtu.be/W1KyHVl9zkw

    WOW I want to be in Italy right now in all that's happening right now all over great to see that especially in a lock down situation... I'm guessing the UK will be on a 15 day lock down as of Friday morning I've heard it applies to all non essential personnel.. government will be making announcement Thursday evening if true then hope to see you all on the other side but every one look out for your elderly neighbours help out if you can lets not be selfish … gl every one
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    madprofmadprof Member Posts: 3,362
    HANSON said:

    stokefc said:

    Italians are having fun
    https://youtu.be/W1KyHVl9zkw

    WOW I want to be in Italy right now in all that's happening right now all over great to see that especially in a lock down situation... I'm guessing the UK will be on a 15 day lock down as of Friday morning I've heard it applies to all non essential personnel.. government will be making announcement Thursday evening if true then hope to see you all on the other side but every one look out for your elderly neighbours help out if you can lets not be selfish … gl every one
    Will? You still doing that big roll and hand sanitizer deal? @HANSON
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    madprofmadprof Member Posts: 3,362
    HANSON said:

    stokefc said:

    Italians are having fun
    https://youtu.be/W1KyHVl9zkw

    WOW I want to be in Italy right now in all that's happening right now all over great to see that especially in a lock down situation... I'm guessing the UK will be on a 15 day lock down as of Friday morning I've heard it applies to all non essential personnel.. government will be making announcement Thursday evening if true then hope to see you all on the other side but every one look out for your elderly neighbours help out if you can lets not be selfish … gl every one
    Sorry.. @HANSON @MISTY4ME you 2 boys must have been non essential personnel for year..the length of time you’ve been in lockdown...👿🤪👹💩
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    madprofmadprof Member Posts: 3,362
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    EssexphilEssexphil Member Posts: 8,406
    A joke i haven't told for many years-a 1970s-style gag with a twist:-

    2 Indian midwives talking outside a Maternity Unit. One says
    "I am sure it is "voom"-w o o m". The other says
    "No,no,no, it is "voombe"-w o o m b e"

    English Matron walks by, and says
    "Look, I'm sorry to be English and more knowledgeable, but it is definitely "womb" -w o m b", and walks off.

    1 midwife turns to the other, and says:-

    "Typical English know-it-all. I bet she has never heard the noise a water-buffalo makes far ting under water"
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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,696
    O SOle Mio Pavarotti song ...... English Version swap Cornetta for Coronavirus
    sing along ...... Just one Corona virus give it to me delicious virus from Italy you get one you give one free go tell you GrandMa come back to me. All Together.
    https://youtu.be/eQSNVBLTXYY
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    HANSONHANSON Member Posts: 897
    madprof said:
    lol did you see me several times in a different headscarf loading me trolley up …
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    HANSONHANSON Member Posts: 897
    Essexphil said:

    A joke i haven't told for many years-a 1970s-style gag with a twist:-

    2 Indian midwives talking outside a Maternity Unit. One says
    "I am sure it is "voom"-w o o m". The other says
    "No,no,no, it is "voombe"-w o o m b e"

    English Matron walks by, and says
    "Look, I'm sorry to be English and more knowledgeable, but it is definitely "womb" -w o m b", and walks off.

    1 midwife turns to the other, and says:-

    "Typical English know-it-all. I bet she has never heard the noise a water-buffalo makes far ting under water"</blockquote lol

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    HANSONHANSON Member Posts: 897
    my Mrs decided to self isolate she's not got it but does not want to get it so she's refusing to leave the bedroom which is fine by me we got spare bedroom so I'm alright .. anyway last night I cook dinner me and my son had a nice ribeye steak with the usual bits.. I take the Mrs her dinner up and pass it to her by the time I got downstairs she's texting me " WHAT THE **** IS THIS "
    I reply " PANCAKES and FLAT FISH "
    Her reply " WHY THE **** YOU GIVING ME THIS WHEN YOU GOT STEAK"
    I reply "ITS THE ONLY THING I CAN SLIDE UNDER THE DOOR "
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    HANSONHANSON Member Posts: 897
    madprof said:

    HANSON said:

    stokefc said:

    Italians are having fun
    https://youtu.be/W1KyHVl9zkw

    WOW I want to be in Italy right now in all that's happening right now all over great to see that especially in a lock down situation... I'm guessing the UK will be on a 15 day lock down as of Friday morning I've heard it applies to all non essential personnel.. government will be making announcement Thursday evening if true then hope to see you all on the other side but every one look out for your elderly neighbours help out if you can lets not be selfish … gl every one
    Will? You still doing that big roll and hand sanitizer deal? @HANSON
    </blockquote
    to late m8 keeping my left over stock for me … :wink:
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    lucy4lucy4 Member Posts: 7,419
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    madprofmadprof Member Posts: 3,362
    OMG 😮

    Food hoarding stories from around Europe..so it’s not just us..

    GERMANY- Panoc buying of sausages and cheeses.. It’s the Wurst Kase scenario
    GREECE- Running out of hummus and Taramasalate, leading to a double dip recession
    NETHERLANDS- people stocking up on toilet paper and weed...for **** and giggles
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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,696
    Russia has named it's first Coronavirus victim " Ivancoffinoff "
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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,696
    New Vaccine for the Coronavirus is now available it Brexit up.
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    madprofmadprof Member Posts: 3,362
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    CammykazeCammykaze Member Posts: 1,397
    madprof said:

    My wife’s virtually vegan so it’s with some irony that vegans will die from a virus they think originated in a meat market?

    Also

    Corona Virus is an anagram of Carnivorous
    Veganism is an anagram of ‘ Saving me’

    Any more?

    Fascinating!
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    rabdenirorabdeniro Member Posts: 4,288
    madprof said:


    Thats funny.
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