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In difficult times...humour helps!( well me it does)
My wife’s virtually vegan so it’s with some irony that vegans will die from a virus they think originated in a meat market?
Also
Corona Virus is an anagram of Carnivorous
Veganism is an anagram of ‘ Saving me’
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https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2020/03/10/582370711257986734/640x360_MP4_582370711257986734.mp4
2 Indian midwives talking outside a Maternity Unit. One says
"I am sure it is "voom"-w o o m". The other says
"No,no,no, it is "voombe"-w o o m b e"
English Matron walks by, and says
"Look, I'm sorry to be English and more knowledgeable, but it is definitely "womb" -w o m b", and walks off.
1 midwife turns to the other, and says:-
"Typical English know-it-all. I bet she has never heard the noise a water-buffalo makes far ting under water"
sing along ...... Just one Corona virus give it to me delicious virus from Italy you get one you give one free go tell you GrandMa come back to me. All Together.
I reply " PANCAKES and FLAT FISH "
Her reply " WHY THE **** YOU GIVING ME THIS WHEN YOU GOT STEAK"
I reply "ITS THE ONLY THING I CAN SLIDE UNDER THE DOOR "
Food hoarding stories from around Europe..so it’s not just us..
GERMANY- Panoc buying of sausages and cheeses.. It’s the Wurst Kase scenario
GREECE- Running out of hummus and Taramasalate, leading to a double dip recession
NETHERLANDS- people stocking up on toilet paper and weed...for **** and giggles