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In difficult times...humour helps!( well me it does)

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    EssexphilEssexphil Member Posts: 8,028
    madprof said:

    Have I got this timeline right?:
    Uk "Everyone make ventilators"
    EU "do you want to join forces?"
    UK "fu ck off"
    Gtec "I can build some, here's a working model"
    UK "fu ck off"
    UK "Dyson can you build some?"
    Dyson "yep"
    UK "to this spec?"
    Dyson "no"

    Real top priority.
    At start, we are told 8,000 ventilators.
    Now? 8,160. Woo.
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    mumsiemumsie Member Posts: 7,370
    edited April 2020


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    madprofmadprof Member Posts: 3,299
    Emoji film quiz 🎥🍿

    1. 🔕 🐑 🐑 🐑
    2. 👦 👧 🌂 👜 🇬🇧
    3. 🙎🏼‍♀📚🏰🦁🥀💏
    4. 💭📝👘
    5. 🥞💎🚬
    6. 🎲🤘🎽
    7. 💌💌💌💌💌💌💌
    8. 🦌🏹
    9. 👨👨 ⛺ 🗻
    10. 👴🏻👶🏻
    11. 🍑🏘🔭👀
    12. 🔎🐠
    13. 👳 📺 💵 💵
    14. 🎓 👄
    15. 👽☝📞🏠
    16. 🎤🧥☔
    17. 🤠👨‍🚀🦖🥔📖
    18. 👰💁🏻‍♀💁🏼‍♀💁🏻‍♀💁🏼‍♀💩
    19. 🤵🏻🔫🌹🐴
    20. ✈️🏝🏀
    21. 🦠
    22. 🚫🇱🇷👨🏻‍🦳👨🏻‍🦳
    23. 👀 👅 👂 ✋ 👃 6⃣
    24. 🎈🏡
    25. 🦑🐋
    26. 🚕✇🔫
    27. 👰🤵📖
    28. 👦🏿👱🏿‍♂👴🏿🌝💡
    29. 🦠
    30. 📩 💑
    31. 🛀🔪
    32. 🔮🍕
    33. 🤖👮‍♂🔫🔪🏃‍♂
    34. 👍👎🥴
    35. ⭐🚶‍♂
    36. 💍💍💍💍💀
    37. ⚫🐟
    38. 🤡
    39. 🦁🦁🦁🦁
    40. 🤰🏼🏢👹
    41. 🚗🚗🚗😡
    42. 🌊 👈
    43. ⏰📆⏰📆⏰📆⏰📆
    44. 💃🐺🐺
    45. 💻 💊
    46. 💩💃
    47. 👰🔪💉🤺
    48. 🐃🥊
    49. 🧥🍸🏜🎹🛫
    50. 👳 🚣 🐅
    51. 🚂🔭
    52. 🌏🦍🦍🦍
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    chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    madprof said:

    Emoji film quiz 🎥🍿

    1. 🔕 🐑 🐑 🐑
    2. 👦 👧 🌂 👜 🇬🇧
    3. 🙎🏼‍♀📚🏰🦁🥀💏
    4. 💭📝👘
    5. 🥞💎🚬
    6. 🎲🤘🎽
    7. 💌💌💌💌💌💌💌
    8. 🦌🏹
    9. 👨👨 ⛺ 🗻
    10. 👴🏻👶🏻
    11. 🍑🏘🔭👀
    12. 🔎🐠
    13. 👳 📺 💵 💵
    14. 🎓 👄
    15. 👽☝📞🏠
    16. 🎤🧥☔
    17. 🤠👨‍🚀🦖🥔📖
    18. 👰💁🏻‍♀💁🏼‍♀💁🏻‍♀💁🏼‍♀💩
    19. 🤵🏻🔫🌹🐴
    20. ✈️🏝🏀
    21. 🦠
    22. 🚫🇱🇷👨🏻‍🦳👨🏻‍🦳
    23. 👀 👅 👂 ✋ 👃 6⃣
    24. 🎈🏡
    25. 🦑🐋
    26. 🚕✇🔫
    27. 👰🤵📖
    28. 👦🏿👱🏿‍♂👴🏿🌝💡
    29. 🦠
    30. 📩 💑
    31. 🛀🔪
    32. 🔮🍕
    33. 🤖👮‍♂🔫🔪🏃‍♂
    34. 👍👎🥴
    35. ⭐🚶‍♂
    36. 💍💍💍💍💀
    37. ⚫🐟
    38. 🤡
    39. 🦁🦁🦁🦁
    40. 🤰🏼🏢👹
    41. 🚗🚗🚗😡
    42. 🌊 👈
    43. ⏰📆⏰📆⏰📆⏰📆
    44. 💃🐺🐺
    45. 💻 💊
    46. 💩💃
    47. 👰🔪💉🤺
    48. 🐃🥊
    49. 🧥🍸🏜🎹🛫
    50. 👳 🚣 🐅
    51. 🚂🔭
    52. 🌏🦍🦍🦍

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    mumsiemumsie Member Posts: 7,370
    @madprof 12 is finding Nemo
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    chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    I haven’t watched a film in years.
    Are there any Ealing comedies, Westerns, or Carry On films amongst them?
    Just a yes or no will do.
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    MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,528
    edited April 2020
    34. The good, the bad, and the ugly
    43. Groundhog day
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    madprofmadprof Member Posts: 3,299
    21?
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    madprofmadprof Member Posts: 3,299
    chilling said:

    madprof said:

    Emoji film quiz 🎥🍿

    1. 🔕 🐑 🐑 🐑
    2. 👦 👧 🌂 👜 🇬🇧
    3. 🙎🏼‍♀📚🏰🦁🥀💏
    4. 💭📝👘
    5. 🥞💎🚬
    6. 🎲🤘🎽
    7. 💌💌💌💌💌💌💌
    8. 🦌🏹
    9. 👨👨 ⛺ 🗻
    10. 👴🏻👶🏻
    11. 🍑🏘🔭👀
    12. 🔎🐠
    13. 👳 📺 💵 💵
    14. 🎓 👄
    15. 👽☝📞🏠
    16. 🎤🧥☔
    17. 🤠👨‍🚀🦖🥔📖
    18. 👰💁🏻‍♀💁🏼‍♀💁🏻‍♀💁🏼‍♀💩
    19. 🤵🏻🔫🌹🐴
    20. ✈️🏝🏀
    21. 🦠
    22. 🚫🇱🇷👨🏻‍🦳👨🏻‍🦳
    23. 👀 👅 👂 ✋ 👃 6⃣
    24. 🎈🏡
    25. 🦑🐋
    26. 🚕✇🔫
    27. 👰🤵📖
    28. 👦🏿👱🏿‍♂👴🏿🌝💡
    29. 🦠
    30. 📩 💑
    31. 🛀🔪
    32. 🔮🍕
    33. 🤖👮‍♂🔫🔪🏃‍♂
    34. 👍👎🥴
    35. ⭐🚶‍♂
    36. 💍💍💍💍💀
    37. ⚫🐟
    38. 🤡
    39. 🦁🦁🦁🦁
    40. 🤰🏼🏢👹
    41. 🚗🚗🚗😡
    42. 🌊 👈
    43. ⏰📆⏰📆⏰📆⏰📆
    44. 💃🐺🐺
    45. 💻 💊
    46. 💩💃
    47. 👰🔪💉🤺
    48. 🐃🥊
    49. 🧥🍸🏜🎹🛫
    50. 👳 🚣 🐅
    51. 🚂🔭
    52. 🌏🦍🦍🦍

    Delete.
    Spoilsport....
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    MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,528
    35. Star Trek
    36. Four weddings and a funeral
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    pomfrittespomfrittes Member Posts: 2,981
    8. Deerhunter
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    chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    edited April 2020
    52 Planet Of The Apes.
    48 Raging Bull
    44 Dances with Wolves.
    16 Singing In The Rain.
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    chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    edited April 2020
    madprof said:

    21?

    21Virus
    29 Pandemic
    Or ar se about face
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    madprofmadprof Member Posts: 3,299
    contagion?
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