At first I was afraid, I was petrified, There was no loo roll down at Aldi and I nearly cried. Oh I spent so many nights just thinking how you did me wrong, I used to wipe, And now I’m forced to just drip dry !
No anti-bac ! No **** soap, and if you think you’re buying pasta well you’ve got no **** hope ! I would have bought that box of eggs, I would have rationed out my bread, If I’d have known for just one second everyone would lose their head !
Go on now go, walk out the door ! All you **** stockpilers, You are not welcome any more ! Weren’t you the ones who just bought all the **** beans ? You selfish gits ! I hope you spill them down your jeans !
Oh no not I, I won’t panic buy! Oh as long as I have alcohol, I know I’ll stay alive, Though I can’t buy my usual cheese, This will not bring me to my knees And I’ll survive, I will survive, hey, hey !
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart, There was just apples and 1 carrot in my shopping cart, And I spent hours walking round just feeling sorry for myself, The empty store, with boxes strewn across the floor
And you’ll see me, somebody who, Cannot buy anything she came for, and it’s all down to feckin you And feckin Reg from down the road is such a selfish blimmin git Because he stockpiled all the loo roll so nobody else can have a s@*t !
Go on now go, walk out the door ! All you **** stockpilers, You are not welcome any more! Weren’t you ones who just bought all the **** cakes Can’t you make a crumble, Do you people not know how to bake ?
Oh no not I, I won’t panic buy ! Oh as long as I have alcohol, I know I’ll stay alive, Though I can’t buy my usual cheese This will not bring me to my knees And I’ll survive, I will survive !
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Shaving helps
May explain the rush on Toilet Roll, Beardies forgot how to use a razor
Here's Johnny...
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
There was no loo roll down at Aldi and I nearly cried.
Oh I spent so many nights just thinking how you did me wrong,
I used to wipe,
And now I’m forced to just drip dry !
No anti-bac !
No **** soap,
and if you think you’re buying pasta well you’ve got no **** hope !
I would have bought that box of eggs, I would have rationed out my bread,
If I’d have known for just one second everyone would lose their head !
Go on now go, walk out the door !
All you **** stockpilers,
You are not welcome any more !
Weren’t you the ones who just bought all the **** beans ?
You selfish gits !
I hope you spill them down your jeans !
Oh no not I, I won’t panic buy!
Oh as long as I have alcohol, I know I’ll stay alive,
Though I can’t buy my usual cheese,
This will not bring me to my knees
And I’ll survive, I will survive, hey, hey !
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart,
There was just apples and 1 carrot in my shopping cart,
And I spent hours walking round just feeling sorry for myself,
The empty store, with boxes strewn across the floor
And you’ll see me, somebody who,
Cannot buy anything she came for, and it’s all down to feckin you
And feckin Reg from down the road is such a selfish blimmin git
Because he stockpiled all the loo roll so nobody else can have a s@*t !
Go on now go, walk out the door !
All you **** stockpilers,
You are not welcome any more!
Weren’t you ones who just bought all the **** cakes
Can’t you make a crumble,
Do you people not know how to bake ?
Oh no not I, I won’t panic buy !
Oh as long as I have alcohol, I know I’ll stay alive,
Though I can’t buy my usual cheese
This will not bring me to my knees
And I’ll survive, I will survive !