I've just joined one these new dating sites where the women post what they want. There are a lot of women who want a 'FWB' relationship, I didn't understand what 'FWB' meant so I googled it and apparently it means 'Friends With Benefits'. So I messaged them all that 'I'm on Universal Credit lets meet up babe'. I don't know why I've not had any replies women are strange creatures to understand.
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Breakfast is so hard.....
To my eldest:-
"18 million people share your birthday.
Not so special now, are you?"
And to me:-
"Happy Father's Day.
This is to confirm you have helped raise a truly wonderful child"
I call him "my 2nd favourite child"