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July 2020 a, little dabble, on the gee gees, for the calender month, from;

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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Graahh, that, ' hurt' a lot.

    Anyone here, because of skybet - sporting life affiliated, can watch, all races, live, or reruns.

    At the top, of Skypoker (screen) scroll all the way, to your right, and tap sportinglife.

    Racing results, in this instance, tap yesterday, Windsor 20.30,and there, is your full race replay.

    Sometimes, race readers write ups, even race commentators, get it, not spot on.

    When, I used to do this, full time, which, I genuinely did, what you do, is, take, either your own prices ( tissue) priced to exactly 100%, no, over or under round, or, use, a reliable ' tissue' ie, in todays world, sportinglife tissue prices, fine, as a guide, then, at the end of the day, look threw every full race result, and every single horses sp ( starting price) then, for example, cross check, for any big price disparities, i. e, a 6-4 shot, sp 9-2 or a 25-1 poke, that went off single figures, then, you watch, reruns, twice, of every single race, massive clues, to be had, still, to this day, left, right and centre, odds compilers, of old, unfortunately now redundant, back in the day, for example, hill Billy's were proper bookmakers, trusted their compilers, and would proper stand one, over a cliff, I dread to think, what, the real, Mr William Hill, thinks, about so called bookmakers, today, but, as, it is all computerised, still advantageous to shrewd punters.

    Yesterday, Old Friend was a proper, old fashioned, job horse punt, totally inspired, so clever ride, from Oisin Murphy, went off, 2-1 fav, touched 13-8,from silly overnight xchange prices, and 4-1 in the morning, when I put the bet up, with the Rick specialists, do Please, watch rerun, Murphy was Willie Carson esq, ( Carson, at Goodwood, once, nicked a race, going 50 yards wide, under the trees, when the rest, stayed on the near rail) Old Friend, only headed, 20 yards from line, trainer had it spot on, Murphy knew he was on a full on trier, in fact, De Sousa, on the winner, credit where credits due, traded monster odds, in running, made up a huge amount of ground, up, on the Jam Stick.

    Anyway,just like TRONADA, OLD FRIEND in your notebook, as well, TRONADA will be winning, over the jumps, OLD FRIEND will, go novice hurdling, eventually, and, low grade, novice hurdle on an 'easy flat track' they won't see, which way, this went, trust pj, stick those two hoss, in your horse tracker, as, the great Arnie Swartz, postured, I'll ba back, Hasta Luego.

    ps, a matey, told me, Miss Liv Boeree, Olivia Boeree, the Iron Maiden, been giggling at misterpjs poker antics, Happy Birthday for last Saturday, Livvee, and;
    Hemosa Beauna, Eres Preciousa, Bonita, Woppa Chicka.. Xxx
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Goodwood first race 13.10 Racecard Number 9 Tommorows Dream 9-2 BOG ( pp) ridden, by your future flat champion jockey,
    Maximum each way bet, 2 two points each way 9-2 B. O. G.
    Be lucky Tommy my boy. ๐Ÿ˜
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Oi Oi Oi, aye aye aye.. Not, to, far Tommy my beauty..

    Detractors, AV DAT....

    Will, update figures, later.. as, my buddy cpc says, good job, I can 'pick an Hoss'

    Tommorows Dream,... BOLTS UP.. we get paid, a monster 11-2

    And that, ladies and gents, a MAXIMUM BET WINNER WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER XXXXX๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Total stakes, all bets, 68.00 points staked
    Total returns, all bets, 78. 50 points returned
    Running +.. PLUS....... 10.50 points winning.

    Anyone, spot, 11-10,6-4,15-8 chances, ever, being punted, stick with pj, betting & poker jenius ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜‡โค๏ธ
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    gpc70gpc70 Member Posts: 1,997
    betting genius maybe
    poker genius errrrr
    nice start to Goodwood for you well played
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Like, nice neat, round figures.

    Defacto, allowing myself, the, well earned luxury, of this.

    Last Bet, of the month, is this, and thus.

    Profit On Month, as we stand, + 10.50 betting points up, ( could, have been spectacular, but..)

    As, I am closing out July, + 10.00 minimum, am, allowing myself, the luxury, of, a half point win bet. O. 5 point, win, on this.

    Goodwood 14.45 Racecard Number 11 Sir Dancelot half point 0.5 point WIN, at 6-1 everywhere BOG. be lucky, pj xxx ๐Ÿ˜‡โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ช
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Exclusively, for Cpc,..

    Contrary, to perceived view, I live for, good company, and laughter, and self depricating humour.

    Mrs, just came out with, beautiful dry one liner ( inspired be me screaming Tom Marquand home, so loud, half of Kent, probably heard) Crackerjack of a track, Goodwood, always loved the eccentricities of, both up the road, your Plumpton and Fontwell jumpers, a good few, cracking, village pubs, all around, down their. I, digress,..

    " the Mrs, of the cuff, unrehearsed," if you were a horse, a wind op a definate, and on occasions, I have wished, you were GELDED.. "

    probably, way to dark humour, for most.. lol.. but, laugh, smile, everyday.

    Poker.. if? I ever run, even reasonable.. 2 stone in hand, handicap job plot!

    They, of course, won't listen to me, on making it fairer for all, tried, failed, but, if someone else suggests, only a maximum number of buy ins allowed, it is so, obvious, its skewed, to volume players.


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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    No more bets, at all, July, account period closed.

    mrspj likes a flutter, her, and the 'mad wives club' like a gaggle, of clucking Hens, drives pj insane.

    And, 'they, have the audacity, to frequently, advise Mrspj,' he, is, as MAD, as a March Hare, don't know, how? you, put up with him. Hmmmmm

    The Covern, have actually dressed, as though, Glorious Goodwood, is allowing punters, in the garden, chinking glasses, pj spies, plenty Mutton..

    The girls, have backed, these three, seeing, as its a 821-1 treble, thought, I better pass on, for information purposes, only.

    All GOODWOOD

    13.45 BLUE LAURETE EW 22-1 best SKYBET, with money back as cash, if 2nd 3rd,and BOG.
    15.15 KAMEKO 11-2
    16.20 the gals, have a thing, for Jo Gordon
    (Josephine Gordon), to be fair, brilliant pilot, cracking lass,and blinking Gorgeous, anyway, the smash up HOSS, ARIGATO 9-2skybet BOG

    Don't 'women' have a funny angle on punting? 'Paul, can you get these bets, on for us? normally, I would lay em, meself, but, all these, have very live chances, good luck girls.

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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    from mrspj, for Gpc, and any genuine racing enthusiasts.

    You won't go far wrong, simply sticking with, Tom Marquand and Oisin Murphy, not just, top quality jockeys, top quality human beings as well, Tommy, cracked in another brilliant 25-1 winner at Goodwood yesterday, I know my husband, is on the wrong side, of fully eccentric, but, he did back it!

    Myself, mrspj and friends, even misterpj backed Kameko yesterday, just, one of those things, no blame, zero blame, not a chance, directed, at Oisin, even though, the fella showed, his class, on live television, apologising to, trainer, owner, all stable staff, for, in his own words, pilot error, which it absolutely was not, just, one of those gut wrenching, things, that, on occasion,happen, at Goodwood.

    Kameko, brilliant 2000 guineas winner, and, went off Derby favorite in that farce of a Derby, yesterday, could not believe the price, 11-2 still got to win, but, only 7 runners, Kameko, got, none, zero, no run, at all, trapped on the inside, with Oisin Murphy, sitting, suffering, for fully, the entire, last 2 furlongs, the horse, finished, on the snaff, on the bridle, 2 lengths behind the winner, any sort of run, from 2 out, Kameko wins, no doubt, no debate, will, have to down, as one, that got away.

    MRSPJ recommends, give Oisin a chance, today, Goodwood 13.10 No 7 Spanish Angel ew, skybet 6-1 bog.

    Passing on, for Gpc, from the old man, Tronada, no entries at the moment, but Old Friend, entered up, Chepstow and Lingfield, (please be Lingfield, only 5 minutes away) whether? be any sort of price, who knows, but, Lingfield, class 6 1m 4f,ticks all the boxes, if Oisin up, might be a case, of watching the markets, like a hawk, from 7 pm, night before, a clue will be the xchange, anyway, Gpc, the pj household, looks forward, to a drinky, or seven ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‡


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    gpc70gpc70 Member Posts: 1,997
    mrs pj you must have the patience of a saint,agree kameco had no run these things happen in racing especially at Goodwood down the inside but i'm not sure it would of beaten the winner as that got shuffled back to last with 2 to run and with a clear run would of won by 4/5 lengths,the rematch will be worth watching not punting.
    Anyway keep polishing that halo mrs j lol
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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,494
    edited July 2020
    I treated PJ to a drink or two at the Bar with me winnings and we shared slurrrrred words. cough!
    Couldn't find the Racing Tip he kept muttering " I want to break free" in any of the Race Cards.
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    A new month, A bright new dawn.

    In, 24 hours, and 35 minutes, MAXIMUM WIN BET

    19.45 Lingfield No 6 Old Friend, different gear.

    10 points Max Win 13-8 BOG 5 leading layers


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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    That, my dear Punting sisters, and brothers, is why, GOLDON punting ' rules' should never be broken, (minimum price 4s) no matter, whether World and Wife, think nailed on good ting, why it went off 11-8
    And,or,connections,convinced,chunks in hand, two runs, 4s> 2s and 7-4 was tops Xchange > 11-8, we will, go to the WELL, again with that,hopefully, not, down him!
    in the meantime, we are, levels you devil's, all bets.

    Hoping, we can go for a tickle, next Monday,.. with this,


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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    If, the majority, had not, treated, misterpj, like a leper, you Lot, should, (and probably still were)
    On, as advised,...
    Only WON, 6 LENGHTHS, at 12-1 sp, 22-1..taken,early doors.

    The entire, All, staff, owner, everyone, Lumped this,

    The Star Inn, Kent

    Enjoy. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘


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    gpc70gpc70 Member Posts: 1,997
    well done i keep looking at it couldn't work out were i had heard about it got a lot of time for Alan King as well as the jockey who never rides for him.
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    mumsiemumsie Member Posts: 7,354
    Village idiot might be the phrase you were looking for.
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Gpc.. Thanks,
    The Star Inn, is, (still is) hardcore racing, supreme place, they (during lock down) they really did, spent, ยฃ250,000 investment,.. Place, is EXTRA ORDINARY..

    Do please ( try) come down,.. It is SUPREME.. and unique.

    My, last UK, birthday lash up, their, next month.

    Supreme overnight rooms
    Fantastic, beer garden,
    Children, best play area, bar non.
    Dogs WELCOME, not only welcome, dogs, got, own bar!
    Dining, Restaurant in, out, Alfresco, Supreme, supreme.
    In, these, unique times, place, is BRILLIANT.

    FULL, of racing.. Professionals....
    Walk, short, to Lingfield,..
    Of, course, Trackside Marriot,. very nice, but, costs, zillion quid,.. When empty..
    This place,.. Opens Eyes, every level,..
    Even, Penguins (door chaps!).. Quintessential Kent Village.
    Zero aggro.. Way, it should be, door, chappies and chappesses,make sure, that.

    God Bless Paul J.. (they, hate him, lol)
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Chester 17.40 13 runners, over 7 furlongs
    Negatives
    Well, it is Chester
    13 run, not drawn on the inside
    Horse is a 17 race maiden
    Amateur riders race
    The horse is a bit qurky
    Beaten at short prices, 8-11,11-8,2-1,9-4,15-8,
    Three of those, it's last 3 runs.
    So, a 17 race maiden, in an amateurs race, at Chester (track debut) and not drawn 123,usually,you would not touch, with a barge pole.

    Today, misterpj is backing it, this is why.
    Remember, it is a maiden, not won, in 17, but.
    Today, this gets loose,with a handicap rating of 80
    Has been rated, mid 90s,when running well, in hot Ascot, Newmarket races.
    Got, a very good amateur riding today, she has had one ride this month, 2nd of 9,and for this yard, who know the time of day, and she has 12 career winning rides, girl can ride, very well, her name, Brodie Thompson.
    Last time out, Hollie Doyle rode this, went from the front, told connections, this is best ridden from the front, was 2nd to a good horse.
    Hence, the plan today, (were hoping obviously for an inside draw) but, is to try, to front run it, and or at least, try, to get to that first bend, prominent.
    If? that first part of the equation is accomplished, you got a value bet, in fact, if this, gets on the lead, early, cannot see it, not being in the first three, and, if ever, this horse, is going to 'have its day, today is the day'

    Your backing an 8-1 shot,each way,best odds gaurenteed, several layers, Inc skybet.
    Chester 17.40
    Racecard Number 1
    Drawn 6
    MODEL GUEST
    8-1 best anywhere,inc Skybet, no better on the xchange, hope it drifts actually, but some 8s ew taken, any 9s or 10s,even better value,as ever, BOG.
    Any Xchange backers, stick, an in running lay bet, at 2.12,stick a lay bet (click keep tab in running) lay it, for a score, at 2.12,just the type, of situation, and track, more so horse, one paced, that could, get chinned, by summit coming from 10 lengths down, when looking all over winner, in fact, be bold, stick in, a click keep lay in running bet, at 1.06 to a fiver.
    Don't shot the messenger, attempted, to give the reasons (!! As stated)
    Me ole mucker Gpc, if, I did this serious,did once, win lose or draw, used to love, finding angle horse, like this, at my sort of prices, only got to get it right, once every seven trys.
    Just 'sacked my' poker coach! he, last five weeks, told me, try draughts!
    So, misterpj needs, a brand new Poker Factotum, applicants apply here, excellent renumeration.
    Backed this, twice already, if, it go, 9s,10s,will back again and again, fingers crossed. pj jenius X

    ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Lol, that's racing, 100% correct, analysis
    Sent of, 5-1
    Blew the start, completely, last up! at Chester, jockey performed miracles, to get that 2nd turning in, and, do watch the entire race, the animal, oodlems ability, and, totally 'dogged it'
    Little word, but accurate, if, (If) that had pinged, got an uncontested, wins a minute, cocked its jaw, and finished... 4th,to the chagrin of us ew value Hawks, but, at 8s,no drama, get plenty plenty correct, that, will win a race, maybe at 4-9,maybe at 33-1,shrewdies, (like misterpj) the class gambling and poker 'boy' giving it, away free.
    Only way, you can possibly, back Model Guest again, actually, an animal like that, can be bought, for flumpence, you can only back that, on the Xchange, in running, like, 10 yards in running, gets on the lead, back it, rapid, and lay back, short n silly.
    Great Shame, misterpj blackballed, from 'the club' could, have brought, an awful lot (lol) as always,

    Just, for the real deal, Gpc..

    Be quick, a, PANDEMIC, of likkle green Monsters
    Carpenters Arms or Star Inn..
    Anytime, pj

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