Β£5.50 bounty hunter all betting, completed by the turn misterpj trip 888 J kicker inside st draw boat draw quad draw! snaps off the all in against pocket 2 7 maths 82% good
as Colonel Charles Holt,once famously pondered 'this is weird' (Rendlesham-Bentwaters) naughty 'unofficial nuke base' Well, reckon there is summit in the water! but one digresses.
Anyway, that Hot running misterpj Saturday evening bunty hunta business
Pocket A6 suited Spades, in the sb calls a 15 bb raise pre snaps off the all in shove, on the flop Ello Ello Ello, what we got, ere then Guv? Q. World class poker? getting paid or rinsed!
Some one, gimme a clue, how? 'they' relentlessly Hit, from a furlong behind π€
That time, of year again, what an Anus Horriblis 2020 has been, for one and all, Globally.
Defacto, the 2nd best, no limit hold em tournament players, own poker Anus Horriblis pales into insignificance,in the grand scheme of things.
A year ago, no names no pack drill, a certain 'God loves a trier' did their metaphorical conkers, losing a sporting wager, to yours truly. So, just as last year, misterpjs last post, of 2020, Dieties Willing, might be back, 2021.
'matey' what was the price, last year? believe was 100-1,if you want the same bet, happy to give you Value, this time, lay me 1-9! π
misterpjs Yuletide Message
Each and every one of you, misterpj wishes you, relative happiness, contentment, a supreme Festive period with your nearest and dearest, then, a healthy happy and Poker successful 2021.
A generic 'present, for all' if you follow the gee gees.
A little write up, about each below.
Politologue, as Gpc and others know, advised a chunky bet, ante post, at 14s,for the Tingle Creek which is next Saturday, 14s ew down now to 5s,fit and fancied. The second horse, in the list, will leave until last. Mastertommytucker, same yard as Politilougue, again Gpc knows, Tommy, had 3 runs this year, before first run, I advised (to laughter) ew 50s for the King George, ps, this is a chaser, that until this season, had FFFUs, as its form, anyways, 3 runs, 2nd to Al Dancer (rancid ride) and then bolted up, and bolted up, serious serious engine. Minella Indo! advised as the second coming, 20s for the Gold Cup, down to 6s,two runs, bolted up twice, beating top class horses, with ease. TRONADA, simples, be on red alert, for a 2m handicap Hurdle, on an easyish track, ie, not a, stiff 2miles,rudely,naughtily handicapped. Saint Roi, best Hoss in the yard, advised huge price for the Champion Hurdle, 2 runs, bolted up, and a shockingly awful ride, when should, could have won a minute, 2nd,no run! a stone better on good, proper proper horse. Nordano, same as TRONADA, but, get on, when punted. Ahdab π still pains me, badly! the Naughty Hoss. Captain Guinness, pray can come back fully fit DERAB advised 55s,50s, for 2021 Derby, absolute machine (once raced 2 yo maiden at John Gosdens) you wait and see!
Finally, the mystery Hoss, Insignia of Rank Handicap Hurdle Plot Horse, ti's over in the Emerald Isle, 'plotted' but your going to have to work out, for yourselves, which day, is payday!
Football Championship Brentford ew League 1 three horse race, Portsmouth Sunderland Charlton League 2 Leyton Orient ew National League North Spennymoor Town ew
misterpjs final post, is, of course Poker, coming below, then pj ghosting
and, as promised, the Hot misterpj, closes out 2020,with this, for your observations.
It's one of them!
a Β£5.50 buy in, bounty hunter.
At the top of the hour, 5 minute break, we are down to 10 players, you all should know, roughly how many hands are dealt, played, completed, within half an hour, not that many. If (so should be,televised, with either or both, misterpj playing, commenting) would be must see stuff π€ππ
So, the shortest stack left in the tournament happens to be at my table, yours truly 2nd shortest, we were like two old gunslingers, relentlessly folding, while the young bucks, were all in with 3 9 off, 7 2 off etc. Finally, shortie gets a hand, A K pocket suited diamonds, v Mr Big Stack Top Players Only! guess what happened? the shortest stack, flops it 99 % good, 99% GOOD Ockhams RAZOR you can guess, can't you, yep, turn river runner runner straight rinsing. Shortie, rinsed and out. Eight minutes later, shortie misterpj, flops a Set!, indeed, that's right,pocket 88 and a beautiful 8 on the flop, only a World Class Top Player, would not go Skinto, along with that 8,on the flop, guess what appeared on the flop, ? HHH.
And, more than happy, to show stats, 45 mins deep Do note, you can't Reraise when card dead, and ironically enough, flopped SETS, big contributer to misterpjs poker Anus Horriblis! misterpj, a calling station, never have been, was, or will be.
With a chip n a chair, you always 'fight' No defeat, No Surrender, pj knows, only the Second Best Contender! But, when you look down, at pocket QQ, what you gonna do?
Do note, this the same mtt, over 25 mins play, not hundreds of hands! Be Poker TV 'precious metal'
Bless you All, my poker Heroes xxxπππ
sniff test, flopped Set, into flopped flush, naughtyπ 'can't win a flipπ'
That's, some dealin, innit, outta be TV π pj, reserves, the rite, for 1 (one) only reply to this, in case, the usual suspect, the deflect n bluster merchant,who can't resistπ God Bless All, be safe, be happy, even him!
Right to reply, ONCE, was reserved. Irony first responder, 11.12 a.m. yesterday (beautiful IRONY) β₯οΈβ€οΈπππΉπ Conkers done, big style, 1 year ago ? same bet? I will have, Β£900,000 , at 1-9, same bet mate,seriously,dont,please don't lay it!
One and the same, that, top level, best of the best, coaching.. How is that going? Don't forget, when you free rolled into the Biggy there was one player (ME) willing for you to take it down I won't post your Sharky, up to you, if you do. And, you want to Forum preech, about me, re my own no limit hold em Poker,try to be accurate! calling station! tighter than an Alabahma Tick
One and the same, some utter codswallop, about me 'resetting sharkscope!' mine.. Quote Verbatim,from you, to me 'you think' resetting your Sharky, resolves your Poker inability! oh multiple Dieties, please, Bake Cakes.
You been top level coached, how is that going? misterpj needs a no limit tournament hold em coach, like an extra Hole, in the Interlocutor!
My dear friend, and friends, a Reminder.
The game, is based on (A) these (B) that's, a deck of cards, 52 of them, which are divided, into 4 equal suits, 'Randomly' Shuffled, then dealt accordingly (C) Fundamentally based, on Mathematical Probability (D) the nuences, of play, minute to learn, lifetime to master
Part, huge part, is the ability, to READ your opponents, defacto, meaning, exactly like two of my real world, poker hero, poker heroine, players, getting your chips, in best, in the tournament defining hands. Pick, one male, one female (current players) in only no limit hold em tournaments, to play for your life.
misterpj, chooses, PHIL HELLMUTH & OLIVIA LIV BOEREE disagree, with that, then you best take your argument to the Godfather of Poker, Mr Doyle Brunson, not picked, those two, because of Doyle, but two Poker legends, agree.
misterpj, plenty, plenty in common, with Phil Hellmuth, oh, and by the way, the bluster and deflect merchants, CONSTANTLY fail, to compare, like, with like, tournament Poker, not your cash, not your dyms, not your robotic multi table 16 tables at a time, and, zero tricked out hh hu software assistance, real poker, no limit hold em, using your brain
Last, final time, playing the game, is not misterpjs problem, I won't, but could, name TWO, on here, of your finest, most respected players 'Paul, please, not your game that's the problem mate, your temprement is the issue' well, yes, going off, like an EXOCET, but, one of the best ever players, how many bracelets? Phil Hellmuth has a record 15..nuff said
So, here, is yet another, perfect example, this very morning, I wish, I could explain, there are a right few obvious candidates, who very obviously, neither understand conceptually what hand equity, actually is! and I really don't need the coached Phenom trying to educate me (please!)
This morning, Β£5.50 bounty hunter (again) huge 3 way pot, way best starting, way best on the flop, improve on the turn, 72% hand equity v 16 and 11 one card to come, no A in site and misterpj looking at KK (again) massive hand massive pot bounties river rinsed, gazzillionth time, in 7 months, fact. I will spell it out, for Eastbourne, this, is calling, two all ins, in front of me, with the best, way best, all the way, mate, try it! Ti's the concept fundamental of no limit hold em poker, an Art, a skill, but, you seem not to get that.
misterpjs Sharky, 7 months, exactly, Tuesday Dec 1st 2020, thats after, the most rancid, runbad, downswing, in poker History, but, May 2nd 2022 (will equal 2 years, exact) 80 rated, minimum 10k green minimum, will equal Net + 3.5k, as per origenal sportsmens wager, max buy in allowed Β£11 (Sat's πππ included, K. E. R. S. 2021 πππ)
misterpj, was full residencia, Espanol they call him, EL Loco Ingles LECHERO... Coz, he always delivers, BABI. XXX
And, don't mention, the small stack, 99% good, after relentlessly FOLDING, gets a turn river runner runner purple Rinse Special.
My very last words ? Hands, Play, all fiction? Hundreds, and hundreds, non Fiction, shared, with this Forum Me, that's misterpj, not a scooby doo (down too, the, sickest, downswing, run bad, in online Poker History) not a remote clue, how it feels, to, win a huge, spot, pot, tourney critical hand, from a furlong behind, don't worry, 'you know, misterpj knows' that,.. that ever happens, be.. Lite Up, in lites, like the former, Oxford Street variety, on this very Forum. Off, to bake, a deconstructed, double almond and chocolate funfetti cake, with buttercream
πππ
God Bless All Run brilliant All, misterpj ghosting, but, 2021,poker kinetic energy, applied, never forget, an omelette, he cannot make, without break dem Egg πππ€
Cant name all, but an extra special Supreme Christmas too Tony Kendal, Matt Bates, Essex Phil, madprof, the boy Pike (Nozzer) Zenbhuddist, can't forget, especially, Gpc70, mate, played 88 badly!, never getting the flopped flush, off the hand, Β£5.50 bounty hunter reading ability, knew they flopped the Flush, played all year, hoping to improve a hand!!! flopped Set, to a BOAT, not happened yet! God lurves a trier and an optomist. Flopped sets, Ahnialated me this year, be different 2021!
Gpc, the Irish one, Insignia, proper plot, track it, check lifetime form, check hurdles runs, watch markets like a hawk, and 'Tron', and the others, as and when, bless, pj.
Comments
Yes, Sir eee, would, Lurve and Adore, a 'change of RECORD' π
Get it πππ
Β£5.50 bounty hunter
all betting, completed by the turn
misterpj trip 888 J kicker inside st draw boat draw quad draw!
snaps off the all in
against pocket 2 7
maths 82% good
he has enough doom, he needs KaBoom
Many players, including some of the best on the site have tried to help him but he neither acknowledges, thanks or it seems even reads their advice.
(Rendlesham-Bentwaters)
naughty 'unofficial nuke base'
Well, reckon there is summit in the water! but one digresses.
Anyway, that Hot running misterpj
Saturday evening bunty hunta business
Pocket A6 suited Spades, in the sb
calls a 15 bb raise pre
snaps off the all in shove, on the flop
Ello Ello Ello, what we got, ere then Guv?
Q. World class poker? getting paid or rinsed!
Some one, gimme a clue, how? 'they' relentlessly Hit, from a furlong behind π€
"calls a 15 bb raise pre
Some one, gimme a clue, how? 'they' relentlessly Hit, from a furlong behind"
Says the man who called pre-flop a furlong behind....
The call pre is awful.
The min donk bet on the flop is awful.
The calling it off vs his shove is awful.
The moaning in here is awful.
You played the whole hand awfully and got the runout you deserved.
That time, of year again, what an Anus Horriblis 2020 has been, for one and all, Globally.
Defacto, the 2nd best, no limit hold em tournament players, own poker Anus Horriblis pales into insignificance,in the grand scheme of things.
A year ago, no names no pack drill, a certain 'God loves a trier' did their metaphorical conkers, losing a sporting wager, to yours truly.
So, just as last year, misterpjs last post, of 2020, Dieties Willing, might be back, 2021.
'matey' what was the price, last year? believe was 100-1,if you want the same bet, happy to give you Value, this time, lay me 1-9! π
misterpjs Yuletide Message
Each and every one of you, misterpj wishes you, relative happiness, contentment, a supreme Festive period with your nearest and dearest, then, a healthy happy and Poker successful 2021.
A generic 'present, for all' if you follow the gee gees.
A little write up, about each below.
Politologue, as Gpc and others know, advised a chunky bet, ante post, at 14s,for the Tingle Creek which is next Saturday, 14s ew down now to 5s,fit and fancied.
The second horse, in the list, will leave until last.
Mastertommytucker, same yard as Politilougue, again Gpc knows, Tommy, had 3 runs this year, before first run, I advised (to laughter) ew 50s for the King George, ps, this is a chaser, that until this season, had FFFUs, as its form, anyways, 3 runs, 2nd to Al Dancer (rancid ride) and then bolted up, and bolted up, serious serious engine.
Minella Indo! advised as the second coming, 20s for the Gold Cup, down to 6s,two runs, bolted up twice, beating top class horses, with ease.
TRONADA, simples, be on red alert, for a 2m handicap Hurdle, on an easyish track, ie, not a, stiff 2miles,rudely,naughtily handicapped.
Saint Roi, best Hoss in the yard, advised huge price for the Champion Hurdle, 2 runs, bolted up, and a shockingly awful ride, when should, could have won a minute, 2nd,no run! a stone better on good, proper proper horse.
Nordano, same as TRONADA, but, get on, when punted.
Ahdab π still pains me, badly! the Naughty Hoss.
Captain Guinness, pray can come back fully fit
DERAB advised 55s,50s, for 2021 Derby, absolute machine (once raced 2 yo maiden at John Gosdens) you wait and see!
Finally, the mystery Hoss,
Insignia of Rank
Handicap Hurdle Plot Horse, ti's over in the Emerald Isle, 'plotted' but your going to have to work out, for yourselves, which day, is payday!
Football
Championship Brentford ew
League 1 three horse race, Portsmouth Sunderland Charlton
League 2 Leyton Orient ew
National League North Spennymoor Town ew
misterpjs final post, is, of course Poker, coming below, then pj ghosting
God Bless πππ
It's one of them!
a Β£5.50 buy in, bounty hunter.
At the top of the hour, 5 minute break, we are down to 10 players, you all should know, roughly how many hands are dealt, played, completed, within half an hour, not that many.
If (so should be,televised, with either or both, misterpj playing, commenting) would be must see stuff π€ππ
So, the shortest stack left in the tournament happens to be at my table, yours truly 2nd shortest, we were like two old gunslingers, relentlessly folding, while the young bucks, were all in with 3 9 off, 7 2 off etc.
Finally, shortie gets a hand, A K pocket suited diamonds, v Mr Big Stack
Top Players Only!
guess what happened?
the shortest stack, flops it 99 % good, 99% GOOD
Ockhams RAZOR
you can guess, can't you, yep, turn river runner runner straight rinsing.
Shortie, rinsed and out.
Eight minutes later, shortie misterpj, flops a Set!, indeed, that's right,pocket 88 and a beautiful 8 on the flop, only a World Class Top Player, would not go Skinto, along with that 8,on the flop, guess what appeared on the flop, ? HHH.
And, more than happy, to show stats, 45 mins deep
Do note, you can't Reraise when card dead, and ironically enough, flopped SETS, big contributer to misterpjs poker Anus Horriblis!
misterpj, a calling station, never have been, was, or will be.
With a chip n a chair, you always 'fight'
No defeat, No Surrender, pj knows, only the Second Best Contender!
But, when you look down, at pocket QQ, what you gonna do?
Do note, this the same mtt, over 25 mins play, not hundreds of hands!
Be Poker TV 'precious metal'
Bless you All, my poker Heroes xxxπππ
sniff test, flopped Set, into flopped flush, naughtyπ
'can't win a flipπ'
That's, some dealin, innit, outta be TV π
pj, reserves, the rite, for 1 (one) only reply to this, in case, the usual suspect, the deflect n bluster merchant,who can't resistπ
God Bless All, be safe, be happy, even him!
You are though.
Others loose with pocket Aces.
If it hurts then maybe it's time to call it a day for a while?
Seemingly I haven't been able to hit anything, win a flip or get aces to hold up for some time now.
But hey it's only a game of poker.
When or if my current stack has depleted I will be giving it a rest.
Perhaps you should try it too?
Don't feed the Troll!
Right to reply, ONCE, was reserved.
Irony
first responder, 11.12 a.m. yesterday (beautiful IRONY) β₯οΈβ€οΈπππΉπ
Conkers done, big style, 1 year ago ? same bet?
I will have, Β£900,000 , at 1-9, same bet
mate,seriously,dont,please don't lay it!
One and the same, that, top level, best of the best, coaching..
How is that going?
Don't forget, when you free rolled into the Biggy
there was one player (ME) willing for you to take it down
I won't post your Sharky, up to you, if you do.
And, you want to Forum preech, about me, re my own no limit hold em Poker,try to be accurate! calling station! tighter than an Alabahma Tick
One and the same, some utter codswallop, about me 'resetting sharkscope!' mine..
Quote Verbatim,from you, to me 'you think' resetting your Sharky, resolves your Poker inability!
oh multiple Dieties, please, Bake Cakes.
You been top level coached, how is that going?
misterpj needs a no limit tournament hold em coach, like an extra Hole, in the Interlocutor!
My dear friend, and friends, a Reminder.
The game, is based on
(A) these
(B) that's, a deck of cards, 52 of them, which are divided, into 4 equal suits, 'Randomly' Shuffled, then dealt accordingly
(C) Fundamentally based, on Mathematical Probability
(D) the nuences, of play, minute to learn, lifetime to master
Part, huge part, is the ability, to READ your opponents, defacto, meaning, exactly like two of my real world, poker hero, poker heroine, players, getting your chips, in best, in the tournament defining hands. Pick, one male, one female (current players) in only no limit hold em tournaments, to play for your life.
misterpj, chooses, PHIL HELLMUTH & OLIVIA LIV BOEREE
disagree, with that, then you best take your argument to the Godfather of Poker, Mr Doyle Brunson, not picked, those two, because of Doyle, but two Poker legends, agree.
misterpj, plenty, plenty in common, with Phil Hellmuth, oh, and by the way, the bluster and deflect merchants, CONSTANTLY fail, to compare, like, with like, tournament Poker, not your cash, not your dyms, not your robotic multi table 16 tables at a time, and, zero tricked out hh hu software assistance, real poker, no limit hold em, using your brain
Last, final time, playing the game, is not misterpjs problem, I won't, but could, name TWO, on here, of your finest, most respected players 'Paul, please, not your game that's the problem mate, your temprement is the issue' well, yes, going off, like an EXOCET, but, one of the best ever players, how many bracelets? Phil Hellmuth has a record 15..nuff said
So, here, is yet another, perfect example, this very morning, I wish, I could explain, there are a right few obvious candidates, who very obviously, neither understand conceptually what hand equity, actually is! and I really don't need the coached Phenom trying to educate me (please!)
This morning, Β£5.50 bounty hunter (again) huge 3 way pot, way best starting, way best on the flop, improve on the turn, 72% hand equity v 16 and 11 one card to come, no A in site and misterpj looking at KK (again) massive hand massive pot bounties river rinsed, gazzillionth time, in 7 months, fact.
I will spell it out, for Eastbourne, this, is calling, two all ins, in front of me, with the best, way best, all the way, mate, try it! Ti's the concept fundamental of no limit hold em poker, an Art, a skill, but, you seem not to get that.
misterpjs Sharky, 7 months, exactly, Tuesday Dec 1st 2020, thats after, the most rancid, runbad, downswing, in poker History, but, May 2nd 2022 (will equal 2 years, exact)
80 rated, minimum
10k green minimum, will equal Net + 3.5k, as per origenal sportsmens wager, max buy in allowed Β£11 (Sat's πππ included, K. E. R. S. 2021 πππ)
misterpj, was full residencia, Espanol
they call him, EL Loco Ingles LECHERO...
Coz, he always delivers, BABI. XXX
And, don't mention, the small stack, 99% good, after relentlessly FOLDING, gets a turn river runner runner purple Rinse Special.
My very last words
? Hands, Play, all fiction?
Hundreds, and hundreds, non Fiction, shared, with this Forum
Me, that's misterpj, not a scooby doo (down too, the, sickest, downswing, run bad, in online Poker History) not a remote clue, how it feels, to, win a huge, spot, pot, tourney critical hand, from a furlong behind, don't worry, 'you know, misterpj knows' that,.. that ever happens, be..
Lite Up, in lites, like the former, Oxford Street variety, on this very Forum.
Off, to bake, a deconstructed, double almond and chocolate funfetti cake, with buttercream
πππ
God Bless All
Run brilliant All, misterpj ghosting, but, 2021,poker kinetic energy, applied, never forget, an omelette, he cannot make, without break dem Egg πππ€
Cant name all, but an extra special Supreme Christmas too
Tony Kendal, Matt Bates, Essex Phil, madprof, the boy Pike (Nozzer) Zenbhuddist, can't forget, especially, Gpc70, mate, played 88 badly!, never getting the flopped flush, off the hand, Β£5.50 bounty hunter reading ability, knew they flopped the Flush, played all year, hoping to improve a hand!!! flopped Set, to a BOAT, not happened yet! God lurves a trier and an optomist.
Flopped sets, Ahnialated me this year, be different 2021!
Gpc, the Irish one, Insignia, proper plot, track it, check lifetime form, check hurdles runs, watch markets like a hawk, and 'Tron', and the others, as and when, bless, pj.