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Po rn Watching MP, Making A Comeback?
Tories launch probe into claim a senior MP was caught watching **** on his phone in the House Of Commons after female politicians raised the alarm
The Conservatives have launched an embarrassing investigation into claims a Tory MP watched **** on his phone while sat in the House of Commons. The allegation was made at a meeting of female politicians about the sexist culture prevalent in Parliament attended by figures including Theresa May. The MP has not been named, but one female MP told the meeting on Tuesday they had been sat next to him at the time, while a second corroborated it. There were also claims he did it while taking part in a Commons committee hearing. A statement from the Conservative whips office said: 'The chief whip (Chris Heaton-Harris) is looking into this matter. 'This behaviour is wholly unacceptable and action will be taken.'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10758935/Tories-launch-probe-claim-senior-MP-caught-watching-****-House-Commons.html
The Conservatives have launched an embarrassing investigation into claims a Tory MP watched **** on his phone while sat in the House of Commons. The allegation was made at a meeting of female politicians about the sexist culture prevalent in Parliament attended by figures including Theresa May. The MP has not been named, but one female MP told the meeting on Tuesday they had been sat next to him at the time, while a second corroborated it. There were also claims he did it while taking part in a Commons committee hearing. A statement from the Conservative whips office said: 'The chief whip (Chris Heaton-Harris) is looking into this matter. 'This behaviour is wholly unacceptable and action will be taken.'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10758935/Tories-launch-probe-claim-senior-MP-caught-watching-****-House-Commons.html
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Just when you thought the House of Commons – or large parts of it, at least – couldn’t slip any further in your estimation, this happens.
EXCL: A Tory frontbencher watched **** on his mobile phone in the House of Commons while sitting alongside a female minister https://t.co/0EYAOak1QN
— Pippa Crerar (@PippaCrerar) April 27, 2022
The shocked minister told colleagues about the incident at a highly-charged meeting of Tory MPs at Westminster last night.
Three sources told the Mirror that around a dozen women MPs at the meeting shared accounts of alleged sexism and harassment by their colleagues.
— Pippa Crerar (@PippaCrerar) April 27, 2022
New chief whip Chris Heaton-Harris looked on aghast.
One Tory MP tells me: “It was like a blood-letting. Everybody was sharing awful stories of what had happened to them in the Commons at the hands of male MPs. He clearly hadn’t been expecting it and looked knocked for six."
— Pippa Crerar (@PippaCrerar) April 27, 2022
That’s right, a Conservative front bench MP has been spotted watching **** in the House of Commons. Caught red-handed, you might say.
And not for the first time, apparently.
Edwin Flay
@EdwinFlay
Replying to
@PippaCrerar
Hang on, what's the sequence?
1: Deny there was any po rn
2: Admit there was a video, but deny it was po rn
3: Admit it was po rn, but say "I didn't realise it was po rn as I was watching it."
4: Apologise fulsomely for watching po rn.
5: Insist that everyone watches po rn at work.
https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2022/04/27/gary-lineker-spotted-an-mp-watching-****-open-goal-and-hoofed-it-into-the-back-of-the-net/
Pippa Crerar
@PippaCrerar
EXCL: A Tory frontbencher watched po rn on his mobile phone in the House of Commons while sitting alongside a female minister
mirror.co.uk
Top Tory caught watching po rn in Commons - sitting next to female minister
Three sources said that around a dozen women MPs at the me
You’d think that for £82,000 a year plus expenses at the very least we could expect them not to crank one out in parliament
Steven Swinford
@Steven_Swinford
TWO male Tory MPs have been accused of watching po rnography on phones in Commons
One MP said she had seen same colleague watching po rnography in both Commons and at a committee
Another Tory MP said she had seen a colleague watching po rnography and tried to take a photo
@SoozUK
Imagine having the gall to watch po rn on your phone in the House of Commons. 3 years ago I was watching Frasier on my laptop on a train and Frasier and a woman started kissing and I briefly worried anyone passing by would think I was watching po rn.
Beth Rigby
@BethRigby
On **** watching in chamber. MP at meeting says female minister saw it “next to her” & a colleague corroborated it. Also says women have subsequently spoken to chief whip & named man. Minister apparently also said culprit had been doing “in committee so repeat offenders”
Richard K Herring
@Herring1967
Can’t believe it was a front bench minister. What does he think the back benches are for?
@TheOfficialFNG
probs just researching how they're gonna shaft the country further
@donaeldunready
Rees-Mogg seen with some high-quality French lithographs of a bare ankle.
David Baddiel
@Baddiel
I’ve never understood the idea of watching po rn at work or in any kind of public space. As *watching* po rn is surely a pointless thing to do without its…more interactive element. Are these MPs watching for the storylines? The acting?
@GaryLineker
Mass debating in the House is common.
The issue is that work would be in their own home in their own privacy.
So the issue is not whether someone watched **** at work the issue is regarding watching **** in public.
I remember one time when I was on a plane and a women went ballistic about a guy allegedly watching ****, during the flight.
The flight attendants response rightly or wrongly was so what if he wants to do that. So then the women loudly claimed it was child **** and demanded they do something about it and suddenly the issue got more serious.
What the actual outcome of this was I will never know. this was on window seats and I was in the middle row a few rows back.
The whole plane noticed this commotion though.
So the moral of all of this is, do not watch **** in public, but then again if you frequent kink clubs as some people I know have then people watch **** in groups there sometimes. However since everyone accepts there I guess its okay.
So really the moral is do not watch child **** ever, and do not watch **** in public unless it is at a kink club in which case it is okay.
@GaryLineker
Mass debating in the House is common. I worry about you.
Nothing beats a good hand. At poker....
https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/male-tory-watching-****-house-of-commons/