'I'm sorry you married a f*****g' idiot': Weeping **** probe Tory MP Neil Parish apologises to his 'very embarrassed' wife over claims he watched an x-rated video in the Commons - but he REFUSES to quit and she vows to stand by him
Neil Parish (pictured left), 65, was yesterday unmasked as the Tory accused by female colleagues earlier this week of viewing explicit content in Parliament on at least two occasions. A grandfather who has campaigned passionately for better rural broadband, he has now been stripped of the Tory whip and has referred himself to the MPs' Committee on Standards. He rejected calls to resign immediately, however, claiming that he had opened pornographic content on his phone 'in error'. He did not elaborate further. Sue (pictured left and right with her husband), his wife of 40 years who works as his secretary, indicated yesterday that she will stand by him. 'If you were mad with every man who looked at ****, you would not have many wives in the world,' she said. Mr Parish (pictured inset in the Commons) admitted that as reports emerged yesterday naming him as the MP in question, he was unable to contact his wife because his phone battery was flat. By the time he arrived home from a constituency surgery, Mrs Parish had already learned the news. Having reached their red-brick farmhouse in Stretcholt near Bridgwater, Somerset, Mr Parish broke down in tears and told her: 'I'm sorry you married a f****** idiot.'
'I'm sorry you married a f*****g' idiot': Weeping **** probe Tory MP Neil Parish apologises to his 'very embarrassed' wife over claims he watched an x-rated video in the Commons - but he REFUSES to quit and she vows to stand by him
Neil Parish (pictured left), 65, was yesterday unmasked as the Tory accused by female colleagues earlier this week of viewing explicit content in Parliament on at least two occasions. A grandfather who has campaigned passionately for better rural broadband, he has now been stripped of the Tory whip and has referred himself to the MPs' Committee on Standards. He rejected calls to resign immediately, however, claiming that he had opened pornographic content on his phone 'in error'. He did not elaborate further. Sue (pictured left and right with her husband), his wife of 40 years who works as his secretary, indicated yesterday that she will stand by him. 'If you were mad with every man who looked at ****, you would not have many wives in the world,' she said. Mr Parish (pictured inset in the Commons) admitted that as reports emerged yesterday naming him as the MP in question, he was unable to contact his wife because his phone battery was flat. By the time he arrived home from a constituency surgery, Mrs Parish had already learned the news. Having reached their red-brick farmhouse in Stretcholt near Bridgwater, Somerset, Mr Parish broke down in tears and told her: 'I'm sorry you married a f****** idiot.'
I know there is a serious side to this story. But some of it is comedy gold
PS-I'm pretty sure my wife could not care less if I watched po rn.
But I am really sure she would have an enormous problem with me watching it in front of female work colleagues...
I have got a sense of humour. I just have the same views as the majority of men regarding child ****. As far as this story goes, I do see the hilarious details that are emerging.
I also take a dim view of bullsh1tter5, that make up stories, and think we are too gullible to notice.
A woman complains to a flight attendant about a man sitting next to her watching **** on his phone. The flight attendant replies by saying he can do what he wants. If you could explain to me what planet this could possibly occur on, I would be so impressed, I would apologise for my comments. I can see the next generation of Ryanair adverts, showing the best po rn sites that can be accessed on their flights.
In addition to this, the argument was so loud that the whole plane heard the commotion. It was subsequently pointed out that this was child po rn. At which point they suddenly started whispering, and an observer sitting a couple of seats behind wasnt able to hear what the outcome of the argument was.
I can understand how it's possible to open p orn in error. Once whilst on Holiday in Brighton I was leaving a pub about 11pm and feeling hungry and wanting kebabs googled Hot Meat Brighton
'Did he watch the full tractor ****...or just the trailer?' Social media is flooded with hilarious memes as Tory MP Neil Parish quits after watching **** in the Commons '**** MP' Neil Parish has said he will resign from Parliament after looking at **** in the House of Commons He confirmed his exit in an interview outside his local conservative association with BBC South West The move will trigger a by-election in the safe Conservative constituency of Tiverton and Honiton He bizarrely claimed the first time he was caught, he was attempting to look at tractors on his phone He has admitted viewing the material for a second time deliberately while waiting to vote in the Chamber Senior Tories and opposition figures had called for Parish to go yesterday after the allegations were made
Social media has been flooded with memes after Tory Neil Parish confirmed he will resign as an MP after admitting to twice watching **** in Parliament.
‘More than a dozen’ new parliament sleaze claims emerge as Westminster faces calls for overhaul
A raft of accusations of sexist behaviour, including harassment and bullying, has emerged in the wake of the resignation of MP Neil Parish for watching **** in the Commons.
The claims include one minister allegedly having "noisy sex" in his parliamentary office, another reportedly being warned repeatedly for using prostitutes, while one MP allegedly sent a photo of his genitals to a female colleague.
‘More than a dozen’ new parliament sleaze claims emerge as Westminster faces calls for overhaul
A raft of accusations of sexist behaviour, including harassment and bullying, has emerged in the wake of the resignation of MP Neil Parish for watching **** in the Commons.
The claims include one minister allegedly having "noisy sex" in his parliamentary office, another reportedly being warned repeatedly for using prostitutes, while one MP allegedly sent a photo of his genitals to a female colleague.
Disgraced '**** MP' Neil Parish was searching for 'Dominator' brand combine harvesters when he first looked at explicit material in Parliament, friends claim
The Claas 'Dominator' is a widely-used brand of combine harvester, and Mr Parish's family farm in North Somerset had one such model on its premises over the weekend. Devon county councillor Colin Slade said that Mr Parish (right) was looking at the farm vehicles when the now infamous incident in the Commons took place. Mr Slade told The Telegraph he 'could see' how the search might have led to inappropriate content, arguing: 'I have never had any concerns about his behaviour and I regard Neil as totally truthful. 'I saw his BBC interview, which was very heartfelt, in which he said he was wrong and he was sorry.' Mr Slade's suggestion has not yet been confirmed by Mr Parish, though the former Tory MP did say he was looking at tractors when he stumbled upon adult content. Parish has previously been photographed standing on a 'Dominator' harvester (left)
So the issue is not whether someone watched **** at work the issue is regarding watching **** in public.
I remember one time when I was on a plane and a women went ballistic about a guy allegedly watching ****, during the flight.
The flight attendants response rightly or wrongly was so what if he wants to do that. So then the women loudly claimed it was child **** and demanded they do something about it and suddenly the issue got more serious.
Disgraced Tory MP Neil Parish ‘broke law’ by watching **** in Commons
Last night Jess Phillips, Labour’s shadow minister for domestic abuse and safeguarding, said that it appeared that Parish “of his own admission” had committed a criminal offence under the Indecent Displays (Control) Act of 1981.
The act states that: “If any indecent matter is publicly displayed the person making the display and any person causing or permitting the display to be made shall be guilty of an offence.”
It adds that: “Any matter which is displayed in or so as to be visible from any public place shall, for the purposes of this section, be deemed to be publicly displayed.”
Sentences range from a fine to up to two years in prison.
Tory MP Neil Parish resigns as he admits to watching **** in Commons twice in 'moment of madness'
A spokesperson for Tiverton and Honiton Conservatives said: “We would like to take this opportunity to thank Neil Parish for his service to our communities over the past 12 years.
“We support his decision to step down as our Member of Parliament.”
The allegations that an MP had watched **** in the Commons first surfaced in a meeting with Chief Whip Chris Heaton-Harris on Tuesday. Mr Parish did not come forward as the culprit, even when asked about the claims in a televised interview, until when the revelations were about to be made public on Friday.
The Conservatives then suspended the whip from him, meaning he was out of the parliamentary party.
So the issue is not whether someone watched **** at work the issue is regarding watching **** in public.
I remember one time when I was on a plane and a women went ballistic about a guy allegedly watching ****, during the flight.
The flight attendants response rightly or wrongly was so what if he wants to do that. So then the women loudly claimed it was child **** and demanded they do something about it and suddenly the issue got more serious.
Disgraced Tory MP Neil Parish ‘broke law’ by watching **** in Commons
Last night Jess Phillips, Labour’s shadow minister for domestic abuse and safeguarding, said that it appeared that Parish “of his own admission” had committed a criminal offence under the Indecent Displays (Control) Act of 1981.
The act states that: “If any indecent matter is publicly displayed the person making the display and any person causing or permitting the display to be made shall be guilty of an offence.”
It adds that: “Any matter which is displayed in or so as to be visible from any public place shall, for the purposes of this section, be deemed to be publicly displayed.”
Sentences range from a fine to up to two years in prison.
Jess Phillips. A well-meaning woman. With a likeable agenda. But not necessarily a firm grasp on reality.
The 1981 Act is a waste of space. Brought in by a Government who wanted to be seen to be doing things. Rather than actually doing stuff.
It's background was the humiliation for the (then) Government in relation to a failed prosecution in relation to the Sex Pistols 1st album.
It does define "public place". But please note that, under its definition, there is no clear proof that the "public", as defined, has viewed it. Or there would be footage.
It does not define "indecent material"-which makes it a waste of paper. Quite apart from the fact that it pre-dates the Internet!
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But some of it is comedy gold
PS-I'm pretty sure my wife could not care less if I watched po rn.
But I am really sure she would have an enormous problem with me watching it in front of female work colleagues...
I just have the same views as the majority of men regarding child ****.
As far as this story goes, I do see the hilarious details that are emerging.
I also take a dim view of bullsh1tter5, that make up stories, and think we are too gullible to notice.
A woman complains to a flight attendant about a man sitting next to her watching **** on his phone.
The flight attendant replies by saying he can do what he wants.
If you could explain to me what planet this could possibly occur on, I would be so impressed, I would apologise for my comments.
I can see the next generation of Ryanair adverts, showing the best po rn sites that can be accessed on their flights.
In addition to this, the argument was so loud that the whole plane heard the commotion.
It was subsequently pointed out that this was child po rn.
At which point they suddenly started whispering, and an observer sitting a couple of seats behind wasnt able to hear what the outcome of the argument was.
Jackanory.
Moving on now.
Apparently he mistakenly typed his answer into Google .
WOW that was not what I expected.
Very interesting interview with our p*rn friend here.
Message to Boris - that's how to admit you've been stupid, are wrong, no excuses, & so must resign.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61284686
'**** MP' Neil Parish has said he will resign from Parliament after looking at **** in the House of Commons
He confirmed his exit in an interview outside his local conservative association with BBC South West
The move will trigger a by-election in the safe Conservative constituency of Tiverton and Honiton
He bizarrely claimed the first time he was caught, he was attempting to look at tractors on his phone
He has admitted viewing the material for a second time deliberately while waiting to vote in the Chamber
Senior Tories and opposition figures had called for Parish to go yesterday after the allegations were made
Social media has been flooded with memes after Tory Neil Parish confirmed he will resign as an MP after admitting to twice watching **** in Parliament.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10770883/Social-media-flooded-hilarious-memes-Tory-MP-Neil-Parish-quits-watching-****.html
A raft of accusations of sexist behaviour, including harassment and bullying, has emerged in the wake of the resignation of MP Neil Parish for watching **** in the Commons.
The claims include one minister allegedly having "noisy sex" in his parliamentary office, another reportedly being warned repeatedly for using prostitutes, while one MP allegedly sent a photo of his genitals to a female colleague.
https://uk.yahoo.com/news/westminster-sleaze-catalogue-claims-sexism-092255895.html
9/10
Matt Hancock?
Cant find any odds yet.
The Claas 'Dominator' is a widely-used brand of combine harvester, and Mr Parish's family farm in North Somerset had one such model on its premises over the weekend. Devon county councillor Colin Slade said that Mr Parish (right) was looking at the farm vehicles when the now infamous incident in the Commons took place. Mr Slade told The Telegraph he 'could see' how the search might have led to inappropriate content, arguing: 'I have never had any concerns about his behaviour and I regard Neil as totally truthful. 'I saw his BBC interview, which was very heartfelt, in which he said he was wrong and he was sorry.' Mr Slade's suggestion has not yet been confirmed by Mr Parish, though the former Tory MP did say he was looking at tractors when he stumbled upon adult content. Parish has previously been photographed standing on a 'Dominator' harvester (left)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10773193/****-MP-Neil-Parish-searching-Dominator-brand-combine-harvesters-friends-say.html
A spokesperson for Tiverton and Honiton Conservatives said: “We would like to take this opportunity to thank Neil Parish for his service to our communities over the past 12 years.
“We support his decision to step down as our Member of Parliament.”
The allegations that an MP had watched **** in the Commons first surfaced in a meeting with Chief Whip Chris Heaton-Harris on Tuesday.
Mr Parish did not come forward as the culprit, even when asked about the claims in a televised interview, until when the revelations were about to be made public on Friday.
The Conservatives then suspended the whip from him, meaning he was out of the parliamentary party.
https://www.itv.com/news/2022-04-30/tory-mp-neil-parish-accused-of-watching-****-in-parliament-resigns-amid-probe