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Heads up Omaha Hi Lo standard result

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    TheWaddyTheWaddy Member Posts: 1,592
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    TheWaddyTheWaddy Member Posts: 1,592
    edited August 2022
    tomgoodun said:

    To cut a long story short, are you accusing / insinuating Sky poker is using software that isn’t random @TheWaddy

    I would say online poker in general uses a standard industry technique. Maths tells us what the standard is. Regulation as it stands, does not look at what the maths says and the regulators have said themselves that they do not have the resources to look at things at all, never mind closer. It is open for sites to maximise profit and to retain custom, if they so choose.

    I remember a site trying to establish themselves with a live dealer, anyone remember that? Was it Dusk til Dawn Notts own site? You would have to ask why a site was trying to do that! I remember they were advertising it as being 100% real. They clearly thought there was a market for it and players were seeking something more real.
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    Bean81Bean81 Member Posts: 525
    They were doing it because donks think it's rigged and OMCs wanted a live experience.

    An rng running from 1-52 is trivially easy to obtain and code. A more complicated version that for some reason lets me and you beat the games is not. A rewards system that redistributes to losing players is trivially easy to code. Maybe you think Sky has an army of devs working for them? I suspect the answer is less than half a person.

    Should we declare this a spiderman thread?
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    TheWaddyTheWaddy Member Posts: 1,592
    edited August 2022
    I would imagine they purchase the software, it would not make sense for all sites to write their own..... We have sites switching from suppliers all the time. FullTilt was my site until the scandal... came back on pokerstars software, completely different deck experience.

    Dusk til Dawn a site that recognised there was a gap in the online poker market, purely for donks that didnt believe eh?

    You are a believer in poker sites having very poor business sense!

    It amuses me that in a weekly board meeting on how to maximise profit, the newbie puts his hand up and says 'i think we should just let the players play, the deck be totally random and what will be will be and if we got very few customers playing at the end of it, so be it'... theres a silence and then everyone agrees with him/her!

    As naiive as it gets...... :D

    Not a company in the world, especially on the scales of poker sites, that will not adopt ways that maximise their earnings that push the boundaries of regulation.
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    Kinda6677Kinda6677 Member Posts: 279
    And you continue to play on corrupt poker sites, clever lad
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    lfccarllfccarl Member Posts: 1,489
    @TheWaddy i will give you some hands up game if you up for it
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    TheWaddyTheWaddy Member Posts: 1,592
    Foxy bingo corrupt? Bookmakers with virtual racing corrupt? Slot machines corrupt?

    What a ridiculous comment.

    Id give up trying to get one up on me over and over here.... your losing badly! Bit like the unemployment jibes, you ultimately lost... your chat, your dignity. Notice no-one addresses you here, though u think your in the in crowd!

    I am clever, ive adapted my game to deal with how outcomes are very likely to happen... and guess wot? Im a big ROI winner..... It takes a bit of nous to beat online poker games, so its pretty clever i must admit....
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    PKRParPKRPar Member Posts: 2,233
    kudos for keeping up the troll
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    Kinda6677Kinda6677 Member Posts: 279
    You're not your, get it right idiot, and I couldn't give 2 sh1tes what crowd I'm supposed to be in
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    Kinda6677Kinda6677 Member Posts: 279
    And I'm not a winning played am I? Congrats on beating £1 hu sngs they are tough ain't they?
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    Kinda6677Kinda6677 Member Posts: 279
    As for a real deck, go to a **** casino, or kindly stfu
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    Kinda6677Kinda6677 Member Posts: 279
    Exactly, I mean thewaddy is that deluded he doesn't understand that sky are going to risk a fine for so little gain. And he calls everyone else an idiot
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    lfccarllfccarl Member Posts: 1,489
    lfccarl said:

    @TheWaddy i will give you some hands up game if you up for it

    i take its a no then
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    Helissio2Helissio2 Member Posts: 61
    I am sitting at a PL OMAHA HU table now if anyone wants a game
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    TheWaddyTheWaddy Member Posts: 1,592

    Alternatively, at the board meeting, someone says.............
    "You know those £1 HU SnG games where we collect 5p in rake?
    Well, I know the software is a bit temperamental and hard to keep running smoothly but how about we fix the RNG so the bad players win a bit more often. I know it's not allowed and we would be fined millions of pounds, but think of the extra 5p we would earn."

    Yawn, its the same deck for all level of games, even more importantly, cash.

    Its the small edges in all casino's that make the difference, feel free to look at it as small, its actually huge over thousands of games.

    There would be no fine, as its something that is not being actively looked at by anybody in its present regulated state.... even openly admitted by the Gambling Commission.
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    TheWaddyTheWaddy Member Posts: 1,592
    edited August 2022
    lfccarl said:

    lfccarl said:

    @TheWaddy i will give you some hands up game if you up for it

    i take its a no then
    I sit when i want to play, i play whoever joins. I wasnt sure what a 'hands up' game was... and whether it was sumthim i wanted be a part of!! :o
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    PKRParPKRPar Member Posts: 2,233
    can you let me know when you are next sitting The Waddy? thanks
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    TheEdge949TheEdge949 Member Posts: 5,258
    Could be the biggest railed online HU since Dwan took on Isuldur
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    TheWaddyTheWaddy Member Posts: 1,592
    The special weekend deck off early this pm, you know how saturdays are impossible to make money as its new recreational player bonus day?

    Counted in chat box with a player who was just laughing too at the ridiculousness of the outcomes as we got to no fewer than 32 runners and rivers for him to survive in a single heads up game...... i didnt get any.... isnt that ****. unlucky!? I did lose the game you will be surprised to hear......

    Many flops he just called with no pair, no draw, no hand, as we both knew he would not be allowed to lose in any circumstance ... and thats how it played out.....

    I dont know what part of games like this you can continue to believe this is totally normal, but you guys do! Oh if only i could bet on the combined odds outcomes which are absolutely guaranteed to come in (wipes drool from mouth)... but they wont allow it...
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