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The DOHHHHHHH Diary

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  • JingleMaJingleMa Member Posts: 1,319
    edited September 2012

    Hi Doh, don't let the naysayers get to you - can't have too much cricket!

    Think England are not a terrible shout, but ultimately they will miss the all round class & experience of KP in the big matches, esp in Asia imo.

    Thanks for backing against me last, I'm sure that helped no end - I'll buy u a keg of Strongbow if you come to the SPT 6 Max next month. ;-)
  • JingleMaJingleMa Member Posts: 1,319
    edited September 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    Less cricket talk suits me today, bad start for the bet. Jayawardene and Stirling both failing! Had better luck on the poker tables though. Got my first all nighter in for months! Normally pass out about midnight but managed to power on through to 4.30am! Even sat for half an hour waiting for the site come back on.  I played pretty well I think, cut out lots of spew and bad bluffs. Decided to see more flops instead of randomly 3betting all the time. I don't really understand how to use the light 3bet yet, don't even know what I'm trying to achieve when I do it, so I'll put the move away until I do get it.... Could be some time...... Deck was whacking me in the face too. Always helps.  I was due some run good after the frustrating MTT session earlier in the night! finished 3rd 4th and 5th in 3 of the 5 speed mtts I played! aghhhhh.  2nd, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th my last 5 speed cashes. So annoying. Just over 5 buyin night in the end. I think that's my highest since returning to cash. I still think there's more to come especially if I can do more of these all nighters. Somehow get in a zone, and the games are easier too. Want a 10xbi night soon, keep saying it buy I'm well overdue !!! Month totals. + 13.75 buy ins 1389 Poker points Noticed in my account, where it gives details of profit/loss from each mtt/cash table, under 'platform' it says 'Poker Air Client'. I've not noticed that before, is it normal? Bak at it tomorrow night. GL if you're playing today. 
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    This is the same for me also.
  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited September 2012


    I didn't play poker yesterday. The all nighter took some getting over, the ear felt abit dodgy again, and I had a 36 hour hangover, so decided to wait till today.

    Enjoy playing on Fridays, for obvious reasons. 

    "The tables are full of drunks"

    ^^^^^ Prob the most over-used phrase on this forum. lol. 

    However there are a higher %age of casual players, so theres normally more value. And occasionally you'll get 'a drunk' if you're lucky just going mental. 

    Occasionally that will be me, hopefully not going crackers tho.

    England play @ 3 today, so gonna chill out in the 2.20 deepstack, couple of turbo/hyper turbos on stars.

    Then the 500gtd rebuy @ 5 on here...

    Then some sats to the £110 around 6ish, hopefully win £110 from a tenner and get a few buy ins up before the orfordable @ 7-10, and a few sky speed mtts...

    Then cash from 9/10 onwards! (hopefully through till 4am again!)

    PLAN!!!

    Hope the day goes according to it.....

    It doesn't often.

    GL to England, and everyone playing cards today! 


    Cricket talk!

    Tamim has just gone for a duck. 

    Stirling got 7 for Ireland. 

    J'dene got 13 for Sri Lanka!


    My bet couldn't have gone any worse. Especially as the Bangles and Ireland only have 1 more game. I need hundreds from Tamim and Stirling. Miracles do happen tho righhhhht?

    On the plus side it must mean Bedwetter is due for us this afternoon, I can't get them all wrong . . . .  . .
  • JingleMaJingleMa Member Posts: 1,319
    edited September 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    I didn't play poker yesterday. The all nighter took some getting over, the ear felt abit dodgy again, and I had a 36 hour hangover, so decided to wait till today. Enjoy playing on Fridays, for obvious reasons.  "The tables are full of drunks" ^^^^^ Prob the most over-used phrase on this forum. lol.  However there are a higher %age of casual players, so theres normally more value. And occasionally you'll get 'a drunk' if you're lucky just going mental.  Occasionally that will be me, hopefully not going crackers tho. England play @ 3 today, so gonna chill out in the 2.20 deepstack, couple of turbo/hyper turbos on stars. Then the 500gtd rebuy @ 5 on here... Then some sats to the £110 around 6ish, hopefully win £110 from a tenner and get a few buy ins up before the orfordable @ 7-10, and a few sky speed mtts... Then cash from 9/10 onwards! (hopefully through till 4am again!) PLAN!!! Hope the day goes according to it..... It doesn't often. GL to England, and everyone playing cards today!  Cricket talk! Tamim has just gone for a duck.  Stirling got 7 for Ireland.  J'dene got 13 for Sri Lanka! My bet couldn't have gone any worse. Especially as the Bangles and Ireland only have 1 more game. I need hundreds from Tamim and Stirling. Miracles do happen tho righhhhht? On the plus side it must mean Bedwetter is due for us this afternoon, I can't get them all wrong . . . .  . .
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    .... ..
  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited September 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    Enjoy playing on Fridays, for obvious reasons.
     

    hmmmm I didn't.

      "The tables are full of drunks" 
     

    They weren't

     However there are a higher %age of casual players  
     

    There wasn't.

     And occasionally you'll get 'a drunk' if you're lucky just going mental. 
     

    I wasn't :(

     Occasionally that will be me, hopefully not going crackers tho. 

    It was, and I was.

     hopefully win £110 from a tenner and get a few buy ins up before the orfordable @ 7-10  

    I didn't ^^^

     PLAN!!! Hope the day goes according to it..... It doesn't often. 

    It didn't this time either.

     Miracles do happen tho righhhhht?  

    They don't!

      On the plus side it must mean Bedwetter is due for us this afternoon, I can't get them all wrong . . . .  . .  

    Of course I can! 

    -------------------------------

    - 1.5x bi @ mtts. 

    + 2.5xbi @ cash. 

    = +1 for a solid 9pm - 4am grind. 

    Supped 15 quids worth of beer and the rest went on a chinese last n8!

    fml

    I had a fold to 3bet %age of ZERO. Played so bad. 

    Almost 500 points made in 1 day too, so that's destroyed the winrate a tad!

    Month totals.
    + 14.75 buy ins
    1860 Poker points

    Unsure if I'm gonna play today, loads of sport on and I dunno if I can be bothered sitting spewing loads of money again playing like an E-diot. Maybe some mtts only I dunno will see.

    Fancy Liverpool/Man City/Newcastle/Spurs today, can get 13/1! 

    GL all playing and betting today!

  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited September 2012

    Better yesterday, only a v short session as I rly cudnt be bovvvvvvered to get drunk again. Few beers watching the football (glad I chose it over cricket) and playing some MTTs.

    Had a stack going in the new £11 super stack. Lost a 40k pot @ 300/600 w/AQ v J8cc on Qc 5c 3x 

    Boom club on the turn kills me off, denies me a 100xbb stack! 

    5pm rebuy, managed to lose £22 worth of chips within 40 minutes.

    6pm decided to try and sneak through the primo sat. Managed to do so after a tense bubble so +£44 there.

    Also heard about a freeroll, the payout looked alot better than usual freerolls. £7.50 for 50th and only 135 runners, alot of which were probably away! As I was only 1 tabling, I thought why not! Won it! wooo. 

    Never won more than a couple of quid in a freeroll :) 


    Registered
    135 / 1500
    Players Left
    0 / 135
    1

    DOHHHHHHH - £120
    2
    jimblue - £90
    3
    koops89 - £75
    4
    labrat64 - £60
    5
    ANTH66 - £40
    6
    ibetulose - £3

    Donked about in a couple of speeds afterwards, but no luck there.

    Total for the day +4.5 buy ins. 

    Month totals.
    + 19.25 buy ins
    1916 Poker points








  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited September 2012

    Poker day today!

    Dunno what I'm gonna play. Which probably means I'll end up playing nothing until like 7pm. 

    £2.20 deepy thing prob to start.

    Clicked a link in A51, it's people writing reviews of different poker sites (loads of people slagging sites off).

    It's absolutely brilliant, if you can handle Area51 without going mental and pulling your hair out, you should give this site a read. http://www.pokerscout.com/AllReviews.aspx?id=608&pg=3

    Note the first contribution on the link is from an (old?) mate of mine, and sky poker regular Acegooner!!!!! 

    I was confused as he usually does ok on sky, then noticed the date. His review is over a year old. phew. 

    Funny how peoples opinions change as you get better at the game and learn to understand and deal with the swings!

    ----------------------


    Here are a few quotes from 1 of my fave posts on the site, an anonymous contributor.......

    "There is very little reward for playing decent poker because you get idiots calling and winning with rubbish most of the time - I think they must be on sky's payroll! "

    "You might as well put your money on the lotto or play bingo"

    "you might as well set alight to your doe and watch it burn"

    Ofc, this genius introduced his review like this....

    "I have been playing on this site for about 18 months."




    :))) loooool. Put me in a good mood to crush this deepy now! 

    Good luck to all playing today!

  • Lambert180Lambert180 Member Posts: 12,197
    edited September 2012
    Lol @ that site Dohhhhh

    "They have "Hypercharged" games which are usually action rigged fast pace."


    Them 'action rigged Hypers' eh... on other sites they usually play like deep stacks ;)
  • patwalshhpatwalshh Member Posts: 772
    edited September 2012
    More pictures!
  • DazlerDazler Member Posts: 3,970
    edited September 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary" :   hmmmm I didn't.   They weren't   There wasn't.   I wasn't :( It was, and I was. I didn't ^^^ It didn't this time either. They don't! Of course I can!  ------------------------------- - 1.5x bi @ mtts.  + 2.5xbi @ cash.  = +1 for a solid 9pm - 4am grind.  Supped 15 quids worth of beer and the rest went on a chinese last n8! fml I had a fold to 3bet %age of ZERO. Played so bad.  Almost 500 points made in 1 day too, so that's destroyed the winrate a tad! Month totals. + 14.75 buy ins 1860 Poker points Unsure if I'm gonna play today, loads of sport on and I dunno if I can be bothered sitting spewing loads of money again playing like an E-diot. Maybe some mtts only I dunno will see. Fancy Liverpool/Man City/Newcastle/Spurs today, can get 13/1!  GL all playing and betting today!
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    lol at this i wish all posts were like it :)
  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited September 2012
    Pretty tilted mid session here. 

    Got all sorts of stuff running thru my head, like I wanna go play 100nl. 

    Minus 1.5xbi for the day...........

    value owned!! 567804018

    f-kin sick spot? 567809651

    I had those on a sticky note! ^^^^^^^^^^ 

    Daren't look.

    Options....

    a) back to 30nl.

    b) Try 40/50

    c) Go for 100nl.

    d) go to bed,

    There's absolutely no doubt in my mind that d is the correct option.

    But what's 2nd best?
  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited September 2012
    Stay up.

    Go to bed.

    Stay up.

    Go to bed
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    iain558 Small blind  £0.20 £0.20 £13.88
    DOHHHHHHH Big blind  £0.40 £0.60 £38.28
      Your hole cards
    • K
    • K
         
    basty2010 Raise  £1.20 £1.80 £47.40
    iain558 Fold     
    DOHHHHHHH Raise  £3.60 £5.40 £34.68
    basty2010 Call  £2.80 £8.20 £44.60
    Flop
       
    • 2
    • J
    • 5
         
    DOHHHHHHH Bet  £5.60 £13.80 £29.08
    basty2010 Call  £5.60 £19.40 £39.00
    Turn
       
    • 5
         
    DOHHHHHHH Bet  £8.00 £27.40 £21.08
    basty2010 All-in  £39.00 £66.40 £0.00
    DOHHHHHHH All-in  £21.08 £87.48 £0.00
    basty2010 Unmatched bet  £9.92 £77.56 £9.92
    DOHHHHHHH Show
    • K
    • K
       
    basty2010 Show
    • 8
    • J
       
    River
       
    • K
         
    DOHHHHHHH Win Full House, Kings and 5s £75.76  £75.76
    Get the aleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

    lets go. I wanna win 5 bins!
  • PiAnOpLaYaPiAnOpLaYa Member Posts: 554
    edited September 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    Stay up. Go to bed. Stay up. Go to bed Player Action Cards Amount Pot Balance iain558 Small blind   £0.20 £0.20 £13.88 DOHHHHHHH Big blind   £0.40 £0.60 £38.28   Your hole cards K K       basty2010 Raise   £1.20 £1.80 £47.40 iain558 Fold         DOHHHHHHH Raise   £3.60 £5.40 £34.68 basty2010 Call   £2.80 £8.20 £44.60 Flop     2 J 5       DOHHHHHHH Bet   £5.60 £13.80 £29.08 basty2010 Call   £5.60 £19.40 £39.00 Turn     5       DOHHHHHHH Bet   £8.00 £27.40 £21.08 basty2010 All-in   £39.00 £66.40 £0.00 DOHHHHHHH All-in   £21.08 £87.48 £0.00 basty2010 Unmatched bet   £9.92 £77.56 £9.92 DOHHHHHHH Show K K       basty2010 Show 8 J       River     K       DOHHHHHHH Win Full House, Kings and 5s £75.76   £75.76 Get the aleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn lets go. I wanna win 5 bins!
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    Can you teach my please? 

    How do you get paid off there? 
  • Lambert180Lambert180 Member Posts: 12,197
    edited September 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary" : Can you teach my please?  How do you get paid off there? 
    Posted by PiAnOpLaYa
    By being a complete spewfish most of the time lol... but even fish get KK somtimes :p
  • percival09percival09 Member Posts: 3,804
    edited September 2012
    hahahahahaha. Should've played 100nl. Wtf get a grip. 
  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited September 2012

    Worst hangover of my life yesterday. I'm never doing that again! It realllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy hurt.

    Decided to go for the 40/50nl option of the ones above, and it started really well, think I got a couple of stacks up above £100.

    Then I appeared to hit 'the wall'. Screens started to get blurry so I had to employ the eyepatch for the first time in months.

    Didn't work.

    Just gonna post a load of hand histories as an alternative to loads of waffle from me.

    Look at this. It's just ridiculous how badly I got owned here, albeit for a tiny pot. Sometimes I get the feeling people can see my cards!!!!
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    Aonachan Small blind  £0.15 £0.15 £12.21
    chico55 Big blind  £0.30 £0.45 £20.93
     Your hole cards
    • 9
    • 9
       
    Jrvs Fold     
    johnnyd117 Fold     
    DOHHHHHHH Raise  £0.90 £1.35 £47.59
    KKrippler Fold     
    Aonachan Fold     
    chico55 Call  £0.60 £1.95 £20.33
    Flop
      
    • 8
    • Q
    • K
       
    chico55 Check     
    DOHHHHHHH Bet  £1.20 £3.15 £46.39
    chico55 Call  £1.20 £4.35 £19.13
    Turn
      
    • K
       
    chico55 Check     
    DOHHHHHHH Check     
    River
      
    • A
       
    chico55 Bet  £0.30 £4.65 £18.83
    DOHHHHHHH Call  £0.30 £4.95 £46.09
    chico55 Show
    • 10
    • 10
       
    DOHHHHHHH Muck
    • 9
    • 9
       
    chico55 Win Two Pairs, Kings and 10s £4.70  £23.53
    Here you go sir.

    Just have 15 quid.......
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    Whizzewky Small blind  £0.20 £0.20 £43.47
    hhamza162 Big blind  £0.40 £0.60 £39.60
     Your hole cards
    • 8
    • J
       
    Jrvs Raise  £1.60 £2.20 £36.78
    johnnyd117 Call  £1.60 £3.80 £40.33
    DOHHHHHHH Raise  £5.20 £9.00 £66.47
    denty765 Call  £5.20 £14.20 £39.48
    Whizzewky Fold     
    hhamza162 Fold     
    Jrvs Call  £3.60 £17.80 £33.18
    johnnyd117 Fold     
    Flop
      
    • 2
    • 9
    • 4
       
    Jrvs Check     
    DOHHHHHHH Bet  £10.00 £27.80 £56.47
    denty765 Fold     
    Jrvs All-in  £33.18 £60.98 £0.00
    DOHHHHHHH Fold     
    Jrvs Muck     
    Jrvs Win  £36.00  £36.00
    Jrvs Return  £23.18 £1.80 £59.18
    Yawn. Why make me feel safe on the turn just to crush me otr?
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    Jrvs Small blind  £0.20 £0.20 £59.26
    Whizzewky Big blind  £0.40 £0.60 £42.68
     Your hole cards
    • J
    • 8
       
    supascouse Fold     
    NUTTER662 Call  £0.40 £1.00 £32.08
    DOHHHHHHH Raise  £1.60 £2.60 £109.92
    Jrvs Call  £1.40 £4.00 £57.86
    Whizzewky Fold     
    NUTTER662 Call  £1.20 £5.20 £30.88
    Flop
      
    • 2
    • J
    • 3
       
    Jrvs Check     
    NUTTER662 Check     
    DOHHHHHHH Bet  £3.20 £8.40 £106.72
    Jrvs Fold     
    NUTTER662 All-in  £30.88 £39.28 £0.00
    DOHHHHHHH Call  £27.68 £66.96 £79.04
    NUTTER662 Show
    • A
    • 10
       
    DOHHHHHHH Show
    • J
    • 8
       
    Turn
      
    • 8
       
    River
      
    • 5
       
    NUTTER662 Win Flush to the Ace £65.16  £65.16
    Last one is a realllyyyyy sick spot imo. I'll prob post it in the clinic later.

    What can he have here? Does he know I'm gonna raise the river? How does he know? Is it a sick read that I have an ace????

    To flat the river then re-raise me, is he actually repping anything at all? wtf? Do we call??
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    Aonachan Small blind  £0.15 £0.15 £13.11
    chico55 Big blind  £0.30 £0.45 £23.77
     Your hole cards
    • A
    • 9
       
    Jrvs Fold     
    johnnyd117 Fold     
    DOHHHHHHH Raise  £0.90 £1.35 £45.93
    KKrippler Fold     
    Aonachan Call  £0.75 £2.10 £12.36
    chico55 Call  £0.60 £2.70 £23.17
    Flop
      
    • 3
    • A
    • Q
       
    Aonachan Check     
    chico55 Check     
    DOHHHHHHH Bet  £1.80 £4.50 £44.13
    Aonachan Call  £1.80 £6.30 £10.56
    chico55 Call  £1.80 £8.10 £21.37
    Turn
      
    • 7
       
    Aonachan Check     
    chico55 Check     
    DOHHHHHHH Check     
    River
      
    • A
       
    Aonachan Bet  £1.20 £9.30 £9.36
    chico55 Call  £1.20 £10.50 £20.17
    DOHHHHHHH Raise  £5.00 £15.50 £39.13
    Aonachan Fold     
    chico55
    Ooops didn't copy right, he makes it 20 quid. ^^^^

    Not a bad session money-wise, I won half a buy in at mtts and lose a full one @ cash. so -0.5 total. I just seem to be wasting so many opportunities to win loads tho, wether it be abit of tilt, bit of run bad, or mainly alot of play bad. I know it's coming. I just wish it'd furry tf up!

    Also played 2x$8 180s on PS and finished 3rd in one, v annoying re-jammed over a super agro/good player with 19xbb and 67s. It runs out A67xJ.

    Ofc he had AJ. pain. $160 tho. happy w/that.

    Month totals.
    + 18.75 buy ins
    2424 Poker points

    I have no idea when I'm gonna play poker again. Wont be doing anymore 16 hour session, yesterday was ****! ughhhhh

    Today is the real start of the T20 World Cup. And tomorrow the start of the Ryder Cup! So who needs poker anyway.

    C'mon England today! :)))
  • Lambert180Lambert180 Member Posts: 12,197
    edited September 2012
    How on earth are you only on 2.4k poker points after some of the sick sessions you've been doing and the fact you play 30-50NL??

    I've been playing 4NL/8NL and I suspect playing less than you and I'm on like nearly 900 IIRC.

    Get grinding!!
  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited September 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    How on earth are you only on 2.4k poker points after some of the sick sessions you've been doing and the fact you play 30-50NL?? I've been playing 4NL/8NL and I suspect playing less than you and I'm on like nearly 900 IIRC. Get grinding!!
    Posted by Lambert180
    Yawn rakeback, you're obsessed :P

    Made 550 of them (1 fifth) in 1 session on Tuesday, and I lost half a buy in.

    Winning money >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Making points  ;)


  • Lambert180Lambert180 Member Posts: 12,197
    edited September 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary" : Yawn rakeback, you're obsessed :P Made 550 of them (1 fifth) in 1 session on Tuesday, and I lost half a buy in. Winning money >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Making points  ;)
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    Yeah I 100% agree, but you can't turn your nose up at some free cash!

    C4P + Profits />>>>>>>>>>  Profits  ;)
  • patwalshhpatwalshh Member Posts: 772
    edited September 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary" Winning money />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Making points  ;)
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    I've said this before, but x10000..

    On a sidenote woke up early this morning with one horrendous hangover. Up for 20 mins, water, back to sleep and feel fine now!
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