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The DOHHHHHHH Diary

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  • rancidrancid Member Posts: 5,945
    edited September 2012
    enjoying the daily dosage of Dohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    cricket is so meh but ........ can ignore that slight error


    profit /> c4p

    playing to break even is so reverse implied odds
  • patwalshhpatwalshh Member Posts: 772
    edited September 2012
    In Response to Re::
    playing to break even is so reverse implied odds
    Posted by rancid
    Can't get my head around this...
  • rancidrancid Member Posts: 5,945
    edited September 2012
    In Response to Re::
    In Response to Re: : Can't get my head around this...
    Posted by patwalshh
    confused.com

  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited September 2012

    Has to be a cricket mention today, we're still in the tournament!!!!!

    Best Dinnertime TV I can remember today, Ryder Cup,Eng T20 and Ar/s v Chels all at the same time. 

    I'm not sure wtf is going on in the golf, they just can't miss.......

    Anyway I played some mtts yesterday.

    Won the 5pm rebuy on here for £160. I was in for £22 though, got stacked early double rebuy then add on.

    Went into FT with 6k @ 300/600, 5 paid. I was against 3x 18k stacks, a 50k stack and 1x 70k stack.

    Dunno how I pulled that one off.

    DOHHHHHHH1860001£160
    IDONKACES02£100
    paulie188803£60
    dathai04£44
    stanlop05£36
    unbpower06


    At the same time I was running deep in a 2xturbo rebuy on PS, $2 entry. 

    2,500 runners, $3.1k ftw. Top 5 places were all worth $1k+

    Stacks were so shallow though, I think average was about 13xbb with huge antes too. I was sitting around 6/11, when I found the AK. Which is like the absolute nuts.

    Some goldan B0llaX had KK int big blind though. How????? Really. Honestly. wtf. 

    Stars weren't happy with that though, they gave me the heart heart heart flop to give me a nut flush draw, then snatched that away from me too :'(

    FT Bubble. 

    10th for like $160 or something. 

    "Don't want it, not even worth it"

    3k ftw!!! aghhhhhhh.

    Went on to play a few speeds on sky, no luck.

    Tried abit of cash, loaded 5 tables, played for about 15 minutes and won a buy in, QQ > T8ss on 7s 9s 9x

    How did I dodge that 1? 

    Vision started to get blurry before midnight though and didn't fancy another hangover from **** so called it a night early. It's a shame as tables looked v soft. 

    Anyway +5 buyins on sky for the day on Sky takes monthly totals to.....



    + 23.75 buy ins
    2508 Poker points

    That's probably me done for the month. Depends how I feel tomorrow, might do a night grind with some MTTs whilst watching the Ryder Cup singles. Not gonna do a big month summary thing, as, they're prob boring to read and not much happened anyway. 2.5k points as always is pathetic. I had a week off mid month with illness but that prob only cost me 2 sessions = 300 points or summat.
     
    No plans for next month, more of the same. Would like to crush the games harder though and book some BIG winning sessions, 7/8/9 buy ins instead of 2/3/4. Easily achievable without really having to change too much. 

    GL to people playing this weekend, & Europe in the golf! 






  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited September 2012
    In Response to Re::
    In Response to Re: : Can't get my head around this...
    Posted by patwalshh
    lol! +1

    "Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"



  • JingleMaJingleMa Member Posts: 1,319
    edited September 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    Has to be a cricket mention today, we're still in the tournament!!!!! Best Dinnertime TV I can remember today, Ryder Cup,Eng T20 and Ar/s v Chels all at the same time.  I'm not sure wtf is going on in the golf, they just can't miss....... Anyway I played some mtts yesterday. Won the 5pm rebuy on here for £160. I was in for £22 though, got stacked early double rebuy then add on. Went into FT with 6k @ 300/600, 5 paid. I was against 3x 18k stacks, a 50k stack and 1x 70k stack. Dunno how I pulled that one off. DOHHHHHHH 186000 1 £160 IDONKACES 0 2 £100 paulie1888 0 3 £60 dathai 0 4 £44 stanlop 0 5 £36 unbpower 0 6 At the same time I was running deep in a 2xturbo rebuy on PS, $2 entry.  2,500 runners, $3.1k ftw. Top 5 places were all worth $1k+ Stacks were so shallow though, I think average was about 13xbb with huge antes too. I was sitting around 6/11, when I found the AK. Which is like the absolute nuts. Some goldan B0llaX had KK int big blind though. How????? Really. Honestly. wtf.  Stars weren't happy with that though, they gave me the heart heart heart flop to give me a nut flush draw, then snatched that away from me too :'( FT Bubble.  10th for like $160 or something.  "Don't want it, not even worth it" 3k ftw!!! aghhhhhhh. Went on to play a few speeds on sky, no luck. Tried abit of cash, loaded 5 tables, played for about 15 minutes and won a buy in, QQ > T8ss on 7s 9s 9x How did I dodge that 1?  Vision started to get blurry before midnight though and didn't fancy another hangover from **** so called it a night early. It's a shame as tables looked v soft.  Anyway +5 buyins on sky for the day on Sky takes monthly totals to..... + 23.75 buy ins 2508 Poker points That's probably me done for the month. Depends how I feel tomorrow, might do a night grind with some MTTs whilst watching the Ryder Cup singles. Not gonna do a big month summary thing, as, they're prob boring to read and not much happened anyway. 2.5k points as always is pathetic. I had a week off mid month with illness but that prob only cost me 2 sessions = 300 points or summat.   No plans for next month, more of the same. Would like to crush the games harder though and book some BIG winning sessions, 7/8/9 buy ins instead of 2/3/4. Easily achievable without really having to change too much.  GL to people playing this weekend, & Europe in the golf! 
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    Huge +1.

    Luke Wright showing his worth, we need CK back in form fast though!

    Windies have had a shocking start vs SL. 20/2 after 6, Gayle out.
  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited September 2012

    Oh just remembered I boomed my exit hand in that stars comp.


    Will I ever play a 3.2million chip pot again???

    Look at those 2 poxy short stacks with 2.5xbb each. If I just outlasted both of them it would be worth $400 or something. The 2 other shorties on't'other table, another $800.

    sob sob sobbbbb

  • percival09percival09 Member Posts: 3,804
    edited September 2012
    Sure it's not you idcu???????????????????/////

    lol jk calm down.
  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited September 2012
    Limped pot to me in BB :)

    Dealing the flop (7d,3h,7h).
    >gartcosh1 checked.
    >DOHHHHHHH checked.
    >billy19514 bet 200.
    >Garles called for 200.
    >gartcosh1 called for 200.
    >DOHHHHHHH called for 200.
    >Dealing the turn (5s).
    >gartcosh1 checked.
    >DOHHHHHHH checked.
    >billy19514 bet 600.
    >Garles folded
    >gartcosh1 called for 600.
    >DOHHHHHHH raised for 1,400.
    >billy19514 has gone all in for 4,007.50.
    >gartcosh1 folded
    >DOHHHHHHH called for 3,207.50.
    >DOHHHHHHH showed 7s,3d
    >billy19514 showed 3c,3s
    >Dealing the river (7c).
    >DOHHHHHHH has won the hand (11,015) with Four 7s (7s,7d,7h,5s,7c)

  • JingleMaJingleMa Member Posts: 1,319
    edited October 2012

    So Eng have dropped CK & Danny Boy and recalled Ravi - squeaky bum time!

    What a match between WI and NZ aswell - although I thought the whole point of super overs was for knockout matches only - surely in a league stage, it should just be one point each? #confusing.

    Eng have won the toss and will bowl first...
  • JingleMaJingleMa Member Posts: 1,319
    edited October 2012

    Ah well, couldn't quite pull off a Euro Golf escape...
  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited October 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    So Eng have dropped CK & Danny Boy and recalled Ravi - squeaky bum time! What a match between WI and NZ aswell - although I thought the whole point of super overs was for knockout matches only - surely in a league stage, it should just be one point each? #confusing. Eng have won the toss and will bowl first...
    Posted by JingleMa

    Cricket!!!!!!

    Don't wanna come on and be "results orientated" but wtf happened today???

    KW dropped, I can understand that. Bairstows keeping is fine, and CW just isn't making any runs.

    Thats kool. 

    But BOPARA instead of Lumb??????????? To bat below Samit? Which means promoting Wright, who has been the 1 positive all tournament @ 3?????????????????

    WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING. FLOWER. 

    We've only got a World T20 winning opening batsmen in the squad. Absolutely no point Lumb being there then. 

    Samit over Briggs I can live with, Dernbach over Bres also. Not much in those calls, I'd have gone the same way with both.

    I wish beaneh was a cricket fan, I'd like to see what words he'd use to describe that Ravi decision today. 

    It's not even Ravis fault, he hasn't scored a run for 4 months then they throw him in to that game. wp England. 

    At least it's over now, we cann all relax, move on and look forward to...........

    ...................................................................... oh. India away next month.

    ffs.  

    I'm gonna change my sleep pattern to 4am - 3pm during that series so I don't have to watch.

    ------------------------------------------------

    Poker

    While I'm writing I best include some poker. sigh.

    The King of cash promo.....

    I'm thinking it might work out quite well for me. Or I'm hoping it does. 

    I think 30nl might become the 'forgotten level' in the 20-50nl stake range. 20nl is included in the lower tier of the rake race, whereas 30nl is the lowest level in the middle section.

    I envisage a load of 30nl regs either moving down to 20nl or up to 40 and 50nl to shoot at the middle 'race'.

    Thus leaving 30nl open for people who don't know or care about the promotion. People like me :)

    Here's hoping?...........

    Good luck all playing tonight, and good luck crushing October!!!!
  • GELDYGELDY Member Posts: 5,203
    edited October 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    Thus leaving 30nl open for people who don't know or care about the promotion. People like me :) Here's hoping?...........
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    **** - you thought of it too
  • JingleMaJingleMa Member Posts: 1,319
    edited October 2012

    Lol, I think we played Ravi as a bowler today.

    I would have played CK & Briggs instead of Bopara and Jade today.

    I'm not just saying this now, but I thought both Ravi & Lumb were pointless Squad picks from the start. I would have preferred to have seen them pick some fresh hungry blood like Jason Roy and Hamilton-Brown.

    Yeah, Indian tour could be a mauling - ho hum.
  • percival09percival09 Member Posts: 3,804
    edited October 2012
    Sigh at cricket getting a bigger section than poker. Get your priorities straight or go to a cricket forum OK?
  • Lambert180Lambert180 Member Posts: 12,197
    edited October 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    Sigh at cricket getting a bigger section than poker. Get your priorities straight or go to a cricket forum OK?
    Posted by percival09
    Lol  +1
  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited October 2012

    I wonder if the great diary writers of the past, Frank, Peyps and Pilkington had to deal with similar criticisms.

  • Lambert180Lambert180 Member Posts: 12,197
    edited October 2012
    She's just a woman in a cupboard... lazy I'd say
  • JingleMaJingleMa Member Posts: 1,319
    edited October 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    Sigh at cricket getting a bigger section than poker. Get your priorities straight or go to a cricket forum OK?
    Posted by percival09
    Easy Percy,

    He's clearly highlighted and seperated the cricket bit in his posts, just ignore it if you don't like it.


  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited October 2012
    dw about Perc he's just frustrated as he doesn't even know the rules. 

    Not as bad as Lambert though, mentioned I was watching the end of the Ryder Cup on Sunday night, that the score was 13-13 up to 14....

    "omg they play 18 holes 26 times how long does it go on for?????"

    "No Paul, it's a team comp, 12 on each team"

    "Oh. Are England winning then?"

    "sigh. stfu tell me how nl8 is going instead"  ;)

    Lambertisms?

    Poker?...

    urmmmmm, check this hand out.


    They don't even have a poker clinic on their site, how tf do they know???


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