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Eddie Earn & DzNatchroom sign up Poker p.B.ratt,’fans favorite, the entertainer, Poker Maverick, in million pound deal.
Eddie Earn ‘pre presser’ interview by CouGan Cassias Clay
(CCC) to Eddie, Poker? This has come out of leftfield? you, and The Poker p.B.ratt,Eddie Earn,laughs,smiles,not entirely out of leftfield, (CCC) but Eddie, this is not just any Poker Player, this is misterpj,the Alex Higgins -George Best, of Poker,( Kou’gz,gotta interrupt you, this fella,is Different Gravy) and going to Make millions, but known to most, as The Poker p.B.ratt
(E.E) too CouGan, ‘Kou’ I am so excited, if anyone had said to me, DzNatchroom & misterpj in the same sentence, ten months ago, it would have gone into the JUNK file immediately, But, three things happened, and the Stars aligned, Logan Paul KSI, ? You seen the numbers? 20 million Uchoob followers, 2 million PPV,a sell-out,two fella’s, who are not Boxers, and Wore Headguards.
But Eddie, Poker, The Poker p.B.ratt misterpj, Eddie interrupts Kou’gz,
Kou’gz,this fella,is going to REIGNITE Poker, don’t forget,me and the old man ( Barry) Earn,snooker, REIGNITED da arrear’s ( Darts), and,don’t, do not forget, DzNatchroom had a Poker dabble, ( Barry Earn chimes in) I remember the The Poker p.B.ratt, very very well,A certain Wine Bar, and Brasserie, Western Road Hove, 2005, myself Son, The Poker p.B.ratt pj,Helen Chamberlain,just second in The Poker Millions,(Barry,Earn, too Eddie) pj was, an even bigger nightmare,back then,Chris Eubank (Sr), joined us that night,and I will be honest,Eubank & pj knew each other,Eubank an absolute Christian,compared to the Poker p.B.ratt,but,even Helen liked Mr Naught Boy.
(CCC) Eddie, cut to the chase,what,where,how,why ?, Eddie Earn (huge grin) we are going to make £$£$£$£$£$£$£$, you watch, The Poker p.B.ratt is totally reformed, no small thanks, to a certain Ilford gym, he has been plant based only ( for a month) and, his knew found fascination, with Yoga, and Bhuddsim,is inspiring, not only that, the total self-belief, swaggering confidence,( still there) but locked down suppressed, from now on, the Poker, is going to do the talking, all the way to the bank, and 2020 World Series, Eddie Earn, did I mention, my new, high profile Podcasts ( Nationally) We just filmed the Christmas Special with misterpj,and it is, I guarantee, an absolute riot, not withstanding, before signing the fellow put him, under the Microscope, on DeStarz…
Phenom player, but, we insisted, he smoke The Peace Pipe with The Guvnor, and, The Poker p.B.ratt mister knows, he cannot (WILL NOT) step out of line, not once, EVER again, the fella, has mellowed, WON the euromillions,in The Lurve Stakes, told his ‘new squeeze’ he is one of the best Tournament players, on the planet, and, the best thing happened ( at the contract signing) Daniella, that’s her name, both ‘were’ single, both 54, ( stunning looking women,bright,witty,self-made,) too see The Poker p.B.ratt loved up to his eyeballs,( putty in her hands !) but,misterpj’s women, ‘saved – inspired him’ when Daniella, challenged him, to prove it to the world, The Poker p.B.ratts eyes, went Shark like, and have stayed Shark like, with a smile. (CCC) to Eddie Earn, Eddie, just before you signed him, the old Poker p.B.ratt was spouting off, in his former ‘special way’ about a £250,000 challenge…Kougz (CCC)..
Of course, that’s a player (WHEN?) working on it, Early 2020, where… well, The Poker p.B.ratt has upgraded, what? Well Kougz he is not at his apartment anymore, all loved up, and cosy at Daniell’as,Eddie,I heard, bit of an impressive spread (Eddie Earn laughs) The Poker p.B.ratt don’t own it ! it’s his Mrs’s,but,ten acres,pj says, can accommodate, in the grounds, Marques and all, about 2500, so a Poker Tournement,Uk, filmed at The Poker p.B.ratt’s love nest,yep.
So, Eddie, how do we follow, the new, improved, reformed, Mr Poker Entertainment, in the short term, to Kougz (Eddie Earn) only in the short term, like next seven weeks, follow The Poker p.B.ratt...on Sharky... we call it, 9000 – 10,000,what you mean, The Poker p.B.ratt’s just clocked up, MTT 9,000, we will follow,the Journey, to 10,000.
And Eddie, you gaurentee, no more, implosions, explosions, total tilts, It will never ever happen, The Poker p.B.ratt is the new iceman,and, this fella,is so good,( according to Barry Earn) reminds him,of the late great Stu Ungar,pjs hero,and now, the fella,is motivated,focused,made total peace, with all, ( except about a bakers dozen,who cant,wont be helped)
(CCC) Kougz to Eddie, just give us, a little bit of proof, the Bad Boy of Poker, is now a Saint,…easy Kougz, easy. By the way, for the fans reading, and The Millions following, around the World, the Skypoker 1000 mtt Poker p.B.ratt challenge ( to himself) min buy in £2.20, max £11.00, average £5.00, 1000 MTT’s, all can follow, with ease, on Sharkscope,Eddie, what’s the target ? … Minimum 80 zero rated, minimum £4,000 clear profit, from now.
Below, is the start, MTT 9000, 9001, 9002, 9003, 9004, 9005, etc?
And, Komuz, here is proof, to the Poker World, the Poker p.B.ratt is ,Shark eyed, and focussed, look at the back to back, £5.50 Bounty Hunter buy ins this morning, and the back to back exit hands, one of the best players, on the planet, flops THE A nut flush, into turn river runner runner full house, the Poker p.B.ratt , ice in veins, so cool, simply says, that’s just Poker, only Idiotic Golam’s claim, rigged rng,minutes later, the Poker p.B.ratt was at it again, in the big blind, flops two pair, in it all goes, miles ahead, world class Poker, , the Poker p.B.ratt as cool as Siberia, that’s just Poker, only Idiotic Golam’s claim, rigged rng,………hey.. Eddie. The man himself, The Poker p.B.ratt misterpj…has just joined us, good afternoon, and gentleman, how are you Eddie? Kougz ?, all good,…and you pj,…top of the World…won The Lurve Main Event, and I will go for The Poker Equivalent 2020,pj, Skypokers rng, yep,di you ever really think, it was a bit Wiffy….never, never ever, it is simply VARIANCE.
Eddie Earn & DzNatchroom sign up Poker p.B.ratt,’fans favorite, the entertainer, Poker Maverick, in million pound deal.
Eddie Earn ‘pre presser’ interview by CouGan Cassias Clay
(CCC) to Eddie, Poker? This has come out of leftfield? you, and The Poker p.B.ratt,Eddie Earn,laughs,smiles,not entirely out of leftfield, (CCC) but Eddie, this is not just any Poker Player, this is misterpj,the Alex Higgins -George Best, of Poker,( Kou’gz,gotta interrupt you, this fella,is Different Gravy) and going to Make millions, but known to most, as The Poker p.B.ratt
(E.E) too CouGan, ‘Kou’ I am so excited, if anyone had said to me, DzNatchroom & misterpj in the same sentence, ten months ago, it would have gone into the JUNK file immediately, But, three things happened, and the Stars aligned, Logan Paul KSI, ? You seen the numbers? 20 million Uchoob followers, 2 million PPV,a sell-out,two fella’s, who are not Boxers, and Wore Headguards.
But Eddie, Poker, The Poker p.B.ratt misterpj, Eddie interrupts Kou’gz,
Kou’gz,this fella,is going to REIGNITE Poker, don’t forget,me and the old man ( Barry) Earn,snooker, REIGNITED da arrear’s ( Darts), and,don’t, do not forget, DzNatchroom had a Poker dabble, ( Barry Earn chimes in) I remember the The Poker p.B.ratt, very very well,A certain Wine Bar, and Brasserie, Western Road Hove, 2005, myself Son, The Poker p.B.ratt pj,Helen Chamberlain,just second in The Poker Millions,(Barry,Earn, too Eddie) pj was, an even bigger nightmare,back then,Chris Eubank (Sr), joined us that night,and I will be honest,Eubank & pj knew each other,Eubank an absolute Christian,compared to the Poker p.B.ratt,but,even Helen liked Mr Naught Boy.
(CCC) Eddie, cut to the chase,what,where,how,why ?, Eddie Earn (huge grin) we are going to make £$£$£$£$£$£$£$, you watch, The Poker p.B.ratt is totally reformed, no small thanks, to a certain Ilford gym, he has been plant based only ( for a month) and, his knew found fascination, with Yoga, and Bhuddsim,is inspiring, not only that, the total self-belief, swaggering confidence,( still there) but locked down suppressed, from now on, the Poker, is going to do the talking, all the way to the bank, and 2020 World Series, Eddie Earn, did I mention, my new, high profile Podcasts ( Nationally) We just filmed the Christmas Special with misterpj,and it is, I guarantee, an absolute riot, not withstanding, before signing the fellow put him, under the Microscope, on DeStarz…
Phenom player, but, we insisted, he smoke The Peace Pipe with The Guvnor, and, The Poker p.B.ratt mister knows, he cannot (WILL NOT) step out of line, not once, EVER again, the fella, has mellowed, WON the euromillions,in The Lurve Stakes, told his ‘new squeeze’ he is one of the best Tournament players, on the planet, and, the best thing happened ( at the contract signing) Daniella, that’s her name, both ‘were’ single, both 54, ( stunning looking women,bright,witty,self-made,) too see The Poker p.B.ratt loved up to his eyeballs,( putty in her hands !) but,misterpj’s women, ‘saved – inspired him’ when Daniella, challenged him, to prove it to the world, The Poker p.B.ratts eyes, went Shark like, and have stayed Shark like, with a smile. (CCC) to Eddie Earn, Eddie, just before you signed him, the old Poker p.B.ratt was spouting off, in his former ‘special way’ about a £250,000 challenge…Kougz (CCC)..
Of course, that’s a player (WHEN?) working on it, Early 2020, where… well, The Poker p.B.ratt has upgraded, what? Well Kougz he is not at his apartment anymore, all loved up, and cosy at Daniell’as,Eddie,I heard, bit of an impressive spread (Eddie Earn laughs) The Poker p.B.ratt don’t own it ! it’s his Mrs’s,but,ten acres,pj says, can accommodate, in the grounds, Marques and all, about 2500, so a Poker Tournement,Uk, filmed at The Poker p.B.ratt’s love nest,yep.
So, Eddie, how do we follow, the new, improved, reformed, Mr Poker Entertainment, in the short term, to Kougz (Eddie Earn) only in the short term, like next seven weeks, follow The Poker p.B.ratt...on Sharky... we call it, 9000 – 10,000,what you mean, The Poker p.B.ratt’s just clocked up, MTT 9,000, we will follow,the Journey, to 10,000.
And Eddie, you gaurentee, no more, implosions, explosions, total tilts, It will never ever happen, The Poker p.B.ratt is the new iceman,and, this fella,is so good,( according to Barry Earn) reminds him,of the late great Stu Ungar,pjs hero,and now, the fella,is motivated,focused,made total peace, with all, ( except about a bakers dozen,who cant,wont be helped)
(CCC) Kougz to Eddie, just give us, a little bit of proof, the Bad Boy of Poker, is now a Saint,…easy Kougz, easy. By the way, for the fans reading, and The Millions following, around the World, the Skypoker 1000 mtt Poker p.B.ratt challenge ( to himself) min buy in £2.20, max £11.00, average £5.00, 1000 MTT’s, all can follow, with ease, on Sharkscope,Eddie, what’s the target ? … Minimum 80 zero rated, minimum £4,000 clear profit, from now.
Below, is the start, MTT 9000, 9001, 9002, 9003, 9004, 9005, etc?
And, Komuz, here is proof, to the Poker World, the Poker p.B.ratt is ,Shark eyed, and focussed, look at the back to back, £5.50 Bounty Hunter buy ins this morning, and the back to back exit hands, one of the best players, on the planet, flops THE A nut flush, into turn river runner runner full house, the Poker p.B.ratt , ice in veins, so cool, simply says, that’s just Poker, only Idiotic Golam’s claim, rigged rng,minutes later, the Poker p.B.ratt was at it again, in the big blind, flops two pair, in it all goes, miles ahead, world class Poker, , the Poker p.B.ratt as cool as Siberia, that’s just Poker, only Idiotic Golam’s claim, rigged rng,………hey.. Eddie. The man himself, The Poker p.B.ratt misterpj…has just joined us, good afternoon, and gentleman, how are you Eddie? Kougz ?, all good,…and you pj,…top of the World…won The Lurve Main Event, and I will go for The Poker Equivalent 2020,pj, Skypokers rng, yep,di you ever really think, it was a bit Wiffy….never, never ever, it is simply VARIANCE.
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Best two Pocket Cards, in Poker, J high rainbow flop,....It is just VARIANCE, thats all, always the possibilty, my heads up opponent, flopped the straight, but, Matt Bates words, etched in my mind,( I nearly folded !) you gotta, get it in,more,I AM..a lot more, and at The Poker Table XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXx
Maybe it's just me getting old but it just gave me a headache.
The newest one climbed up a tree for the second time in two weeks and refused to come down for 24 hours, resulting in her being blinded out and another tree surgeon visit.
The oldest one stared at the cards for 30 seconds, maybe slow playing I thought, but then puked up a fur ball and walked off, I took that as being a fold.
The youngest one picked up it's cards and proceeded to throw them around the room before falling asleep, again another fold.
The fattest one just licked her ****, so I marked her as 'sitting out'.
The fifth one wouldn't even come to the table and remained fast asleep in front of the fire, she too was blinded out.
The sixth one actually paid attention to the dealer and seemed genuinely interested in her cards, by default I declared her the winner and gave her the tuna, but 'fur ball' cat decided she wanted the prize after all and bullied her off the pot.
I can confirm that, in general, our cats are awful at poker, does your cat do training videos?
I didn't realise I had a forum to not only moan about it incessantly publicly but justify that a great, great player like me shouldn't have the RNG settings done to take me out...what do you mean it might be because I'm not a very good player?? hrrnmmph
Its ok, Jez and Will...no more private messages saying " what a day I've had.." I'll be posting every hand on here in future...
No No No... Please, keep it Honest! Not The Poker pBratt and TK…dear dear.
up close and personal, ‘Daniella’s pillow Poker talk.
Between The Sheets
Dani,’ tell em Eddie Earn’ signed a deal, for me to have this,
As My Poker Walk On Music, a special mix done for The Poker pBratt
(Even if I say so, myself, it is, a Nit Extra Special)
As a little aside, Forum members who give this choon, a Big Thumbs Up, get a special branded (signed) Poker pBratt CD exclusive. Plus more (much much more, read on)
misterpj’s ‘walk on music’
Keri Hilson, Nelly, The Isley Brothers Between The Sheets (Poker pBratt REMIX)
You seem, so happy, so content, so relaxed, so focussed, but chillier, than extra air conditioning, in Siberia,’ Dan babe, why wouldn’t I be?’ the best things, eventually come to those, who, the harder they work, the luckier they seem to get’
Dani, you know my full attention, is on only The Poker, are you still seeing Eddie Earn and Christopher Livingstone for lunch tomorrow Dan? (Eubank Senior and Junior) yes pj,Eddie Earns paying for the flights. Now, Dani, make sure babi, tell Eddie Earn, from me, I need, the misterpj, Poker pBratt branded Hoody’s, Joggers, Tee’s, Boxer’s. Sorted, quick time, I mean, I need at least 6,000, as Christmas presents for every skypoker player, and make sure, the special order…
Luminous Pink Diamante One, is in Mumsie’s correct size,boxer shorts,extra small.
But Daniella, tell that Eddie Earn, from me, there is a limit, I don’t care, if a certain very high profile Sportswear Company, has put £3,000,000 on the table, for a three year contract,Dani,tell Earn, I am not, repeat NOT, being brand ambassador for D.I.K.E, sorry, 3 milly or not, who, could I have, 6000 and 1 (Mumsie) fans, in misterpj Poker pBratt branded leisure wear, with the name D.I.K.E ….no,no and no.
We go with Christopher Livingstone, and Eubanks Juniors ‘Next Gen’ Apparel, with the misterpj Poker pBratt branded Next Gen_Re Gen label.
Daniella, tell that Eddie Earn, to get EARNING fast.
Right, enough of this, let’s go Poker. November’s early tournament analysis coming. Soon.
All There In Public on SHARKY,only for the chllenged ?
Sharky shows, the previous 8999 run bad,downswing MTTS, and this is,
9000,9001,9002,9003,9004,9005,9006,9007, eight played.
Forum members, and the Guvnor,will remember, the FAMOUS re buy thread, probably Comedy Gold Winner..of all time ( who can forget) The Guvnor being advised, to give his head a wobble..(someone dig it up) guarentee..tears of laughter.
But, very obviously, some (only a few) patently still,do not understand rebuys.
wether, it is £1.10,£3.30,£5.50..makes zero difference,all porfessionals, immediately retrench,ask Tony Kendall, and Neil Channing, so,buy in for £1.10,immediate retrench is £2.10 ,factor in standard add- on,becomes £3.10, and lets say, one rebuy,in the first hour,so in effect, a £1.10, is NOT a donkament,it averages,£4.10, and just scale up,£3.30, £5.50,so, I hope, that explains, 1000 mtts coming up, minimum £2.20,maximum £11.00...average £5.50.
finishing positions ( would have been,massively improved,except,a few good,brutal, suck outs,and beats,..but, all good,all gravy, Variance,is just about to Vary around,my way, for a God like run) Going to do a short discussion,on some key hands, exit hands,and that will be it, until the end of the month.
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SkyPoker 05/11/2019 22:15 NL Hold'em £1 + £0.1 30/56 -£2.56
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SkyPoker 05/11/2019 17:15 NL Hold'em £1 + £0.1 8/55 £4.82
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SkyPoker 05/11/2019 08:30 NL Hold'em £2 + £0.2 4/33 £4.62
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SkyPoker 05/11/2019 07:45 NL Hold'em £3 + £0.3 4/14 £2.26
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SkyPoker 05/11/2019 07:30 NL Hold'em £5 + £0.5 14/14 -£5.5
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SkyPoker 05/11/2019 06:30 NL Hold'em £5 + £0.5 11/14 -£5.5
34027756
SkyPoker 04/11/2019 22:15 NL Hold'em £1 + £0.1 3/41 £11.55
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SkyPoker 04/11/2019 17:15 NL Hold'em £1 + £0.1 4/50 £10.33