I listen too...and respect...all those boys and girls..
I just,dont have too much time,for,..wanna be's...and Warriors...of tint net variety.
What size ? Are you..? Will sort you Out..gratis...( Gratis means...free..on me) misterpj brand new stonking Apparel...had Gareth Bale..and family..in my company..v.v recently...1000 per cent..joins Tottenham...early Jan...happy Christmas...your new years Reso...ditch.the.jealosy..love.paulXXX.
You seem like a great guy. Oozing with class and extremely modest too. It must be an absolute pleasure being fortunate enough to know you. Ignore the haters, they're just jealous.
A barrage, of SELF mocking SELF deprecating Parody humour,with,genuine aspects of ( what were intended) ‘fun’ Poker debate,has,sailed right over the Cuckoo’s Nest, of a few, very definitely, not all, as some of you, who still retain a funny bone, and appreciate my type of Comedy, have privately informed me, laughing so much, ‘sent a mouthful of milk and cornflakes, all over the kitchen table’, and, wait till I see you, ‘my pocket AA on a flop of K A K, just as I read you had signed for Eddie Earn, and being questioned why playing £1.10 & £5.50…… crying on floor, with tears and belly laughs, keep it up.
Further, some, will not be aware, in the midst of this, not only am I on a self-imposed ‘probation’ with my candy derriere parked here until 2020,my dear reader, until you,yourself,out of left field, experience an unexpected character assassination, along the lines of guilty until proved innocent, rather than the other way around, until that happens, to you, and believe me, it could, out of knowhere,then until that exact thing, happens to you, impossible for you to understand a valid ‘reaction’
Into the mix, add, Vitriolic Mentalist, with a Large Tin Foil Hat, ‘steam from every orifice’ not as good a player, as he thinks he is, plays his hands badly, impossible to get any more, SELF mocking SELF deprecating Poker Parody, than too stick that lot, on the back of a Poker Hoody, with, I might add, heavy emphisis,and a big thank you, to player madprof,who went from being one of my harshest critics, to a genuine (in my humble eyes, a Poker Legend) all down to one little,word.Misguided.
I am completely,lost,how,a short, iconic poem, by a late genius, can cause anyone to take any offence, I did NOT write that, not got the talent, but I can read, and I read that poem, every single day, at least once.
Vitriolic Mentalist, with a Large Tin Foil Hat, ‘steam from every orifice’ not as good a player, as he thinks he is, plays hands badly, impossible to get any more, SELF mocking SELF deprecating Poker Parody, than too stick that lot, on the back of a Poker Hoody, and simply, agree to disagree.
My last sorry, so Sorry, added to my new found focus, I will ignore non Poker comments.
I am discussing, only tournament poker, and would like to share with you, a small selection, of significant defining hands, from the last few days. That is all. Which include this and these?
And, my personal belief, it is almost impossible, ( but just believable) to be this good, and seemingly stuck, in a perma state of, run bad, bad luck,if it's variance and downswing, it has to swing, my way ( sometime)
And if you are posing the question, whats the point, is it not? perfectly reasonable, (a) if you are putting in your buy ins, (b) putting in the hours (c) not, repeat not, dishing out relentless beats and suck outs the other way, when and if, that ever happens, in my favour, in tournament critical spots and pots, believe me I will take note, but, it will take an awful lot, to redress the balance.
All the hands, below, in sequence (and these are know where near all,just a selection)
1435734147 fri 18.49 tournament exit hand,one and a half hours deep,get it all in,12080 chip pot,78% good,turn river runner runner.lost the hand.
1435852377 a few hours later,this one is still genuinely making me laugh,pot odds,value,what have you got to do,to get a player, off a card chase.
1434614176 tournement exit hand,25,000 chip pot,two and a half hours deep,I get it all in, 78% good,on the turn,lost the hand.
1434381667 19,000 chip pot,and I call the all in,88% good,with the best two cards in Poker.lost the hand.
1434633544 £5.50 buy in,bounty hunter, and exit hand,50000 chip pot,I call the all in 93% good,lost the hand.
1434665613 another £5.50 bounty hunter,my all in pre, gets snapped,only 87% good,after the turn,lost the hand.
1432814010 another £5.50 bounty hunter,and exit hand,I call off the all in,on the flop,69% good,turn it 87% good,I lost the hand.
1435078118 flop it 76% good,with my KK,call the all in,turn a set of KKK.lost the hand.
and,I simply cant forget,hand number 1435327484 86% good,and hand number 1435199628 67,000 chip pot exit hand,91% good,not even a mention, from,my 'non fans' ( those two hands already posted, previous page)
If that, is not, concise,but articulate,tournament poker hand discussion,then,I don’t know what is.
Hi misterpj. Would you like to discuss the raise size pre in the KTs hand after 3 limps to your SB? Or would you like to discuss the 10x open raise pre with AA?
Just wondering if you do actually want to discuss tournament poker or whether you want to just continually post hands that you’ve lost?
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Erm.I even adore ..really adore Wales.
When,if you can,please take my money at,Poker..
but,as..erm...you never have yet,but Aspirational,is good..
I will help you out,after all,nearly Christmas.
See,the thing is..as evidenced by the above...try,real hard,not too be jealous..
Or,ample evidence,in all your poker forum posts,( multi multi) Actually,in your Poker secret dreams..you wish.you were really me,
Think...upper echelons,... skypoker..high..nosebleed.high.
I listen too...and respect...all those boys and girls..
I just,dont have too much time,for,..wanna be's...and Warriors...of tint net variety.
What size ? Are you..? Will sort you Out..gratis...( Gratis means...free..on me) misterpj brand new stonking Apparel...had Gareth Bale..and family..in my company..v.v recently...1000 per cent..joins Tottenham...early Jan...happy Christmas...your new years Reso...ditch.the.jealosy..love.paulXXX.
As is transparently obvious, in some quarters,
A barrage, of SELF mocking SELF deprecating Parody humour,with,genuine aspects of ( what were intended) ‘fun’ Poker debate,has,sailed right over the Cuckoo’s Nest, of a few, very definitely, not all, as some of you, who still retain a funny bone, and appreciate my type of Comedy, have privately informed me, laughing so much, ‘sent a mouthful of milk and cornflakes, all over the kitchen table’, and, wait till I see you, ‘my pocket AA on a flop of K A K, just as I read you had signed for Eddie Earn, and being questioned why playing £1.10 & £5.50…… crying on floor, with tears and belly laughs, keep it up.
Further, some, will not be aware, in the midst of this, not only am I on a self-imposed ‘probation’ with my candy derriere parked here until 2020,my dear reader, until you,yourself,out of left field, experience an unexpected character assassination, along the lines of guilty until proved innocent, rather than the other way around, until that happens, to you, and believe me, it could, out of knowhere,then until that exact thing, happens to you, impossible for you to understand a valid ‘reaction’
Into the mix, add, Vitriolic Mentalist, with a Large Tin Foil Hat, ‘steam from every orifice’ not as good a player, as he thinks he is, plays his hands badly, impossible to get any more, SELF mocking SELF deprecating Poker Parody, than too stick that lot, on the back of a Poker Hoody, with, I might add, heavy emphisis,and a big thank you, to player madprof,who went from being one of my harshest critics, to a genuine (in my humble eyes, a Poker Legend) all down to one little,word.Misguided.
I am completely,lost,how,a short, iconic poem, by a late genius, can cause anyone to take any offence, I did NOT write that, not got the talent, but I can read, and I read that poem, every single day, at least once.
Vitriolic Mentalist, with a Large Tin Foil Hat, ‘steam from every orifice’ not as good a player, as he thinks he is, plays hands badly, impossible to get any more, SELF mocking SELF deprecating Poker Parody, than too stick that lot, on the back of a Poker Hoody, and simply, agree to disagree.
My last sorry, so Sorry, added to my new found focus, I will ignore non Poker comments.
I am discussing, only tournament poker, and would like to share with you, a small selection, of significant defining hands, from the last few days. That is all. Which include this and these?
And, my personal belief, it is almost impossible, ( but just believable) to be this good, and seemingly stuck, in a perma state of, run bad, bad luck,if it's variance and downswing, it has to swing, my way ( sometime)
And if you are posing the question, whats the point, is it not? perfectly reasonable, (a) if you are putting in your buy ins, (b) putting in the hours (c) not, repeat not, dishing out relentless beats and suck outs the other way, when and if, that ever happens, in my favour, in tournament critical spots and pots, believe me I will take note, but, it will take an awful lot, to redress the balance.
All the hands, below, in sequence (and these are know where near all,just a selection)
1435734147 fri 18.49 tournament exit hand,one and a half hours deep,get it all in,12080 chip pot,78% good,turn river runner runner.lost the hand.
1435852377 a few hours later,this one is still genuinely making me laugh,pot odds,value,what have you got to do,to get a player, off a card chase.
1434614176 tournement exit hand,25,000 chip pot,two and a half hours deep,I get it all in, 78% good,on the turn,lost the hand.
1434381667 19,000 chip pot,and I call the all in,88% good,with the best two cards in Poker.lost the hand.
1434633544 £5.50 buy in,bounty hunter, and exit hand,50000 chip pot,I call the all in 93% good,lost the hand.
1434665613 another £5.50 bounty hunter,my all in pre, gets snapped,only 87% good,after the turn,lost the hand.
1432814010 another £5.50 bounty hunter,and exit hand,I call off the all in,on the flop,69% good,turn it 87% good,I lost the hand.
1435078118 flop it 76% good,with my KK,call the all in,turn a set of KKK.lost the hand.
and,I simply cant forget,hand number 1435327484 86% good,and hand number 1435199628 67,000 chip pot exit hand,91% good,not even a mention, from,my 'non fans' ( those two hands already posted, previous page)
If that, is not, concise,but articulate,tournament poker hand discussion,then,I don’t know what is.
Just wondering if you do actually want to discuss tournament poker or whether you want to just continually post hands that you’ve lost?