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    Red_KingRed_King Member Posts: 2,850
    goldon said:

    don't bother my stuff ing tool is broken even Santa can't fix.

    Take the BLUE pill 😉


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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,513
    edited November 2020
    Limy continy.

    There once was a man called Goldon
    who fancied Amanda Holden
    As much as he Plead
    she was out of his League
    show her his talent not apparent
    played his cards right instead of just folding.


    The bad beat king that's PJ
    on a death wish but trying to stay
    cards all get beat never the treat
    relentless he say money draining away
    RNG is a dog when stuck in groundhog.


    There once was a player called Maxally
    who some said was not very pally
    he proved them all wrong with a vera lynn song
    pete tong it was long as it went ariston
    as a singer he's now taken up Ballet

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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,513

    Poet Laureate of the United Kingdom .
    The Poet Laureate of the United Kingdom is an honorary position appointed by the monarch of the United Kingdom, currently on the advice of the Prime Minister.

    BORIS look no further..... cough!
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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,513
    Rude_King said:

    Someone's been out and about


    Subliminal message noted.

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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,513
    Red_King said:

    goldon said:

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    Take the BLUE pill 😉 Mm! Try the RED this Time. !







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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,513
    Ho! Ho! Ho! RudeKing you on my Christmas card list .
    Merry Christmas.



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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,513
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    goldon said:

    Mysterious metal monolith found in the wilds of Utah by team ...

    Kubrick or some D ick 2001: A Space Odyssey. Now you see it.



    Now you don't.



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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,513

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    chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    goldon said:


    Why have you put up West Ham’s training ground?
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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,513
    That's a load of B alls and you know it.
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    Red_KingRed_King Member Posts: 2,850
    edited November 2020
    goldon said:
    Now you don't.





    or do you? Bigfoot was here? Left a little pile of Blue 💩




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    Red_KingRed_King Member Posts: 2,850
    edited November 2020
    goldon said:

    Ho! Ho! Ho! RudeKing you on my Christmas card list .
    Merry Christmas.




    Merry Christmas to you to.




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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,513
    To many Diiiiiiiiiiicks
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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,513
    I see clouds others see Sky.


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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,513
    One 4 Rude king


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    chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    Red_King said:

    goldon said:
    Now you don't.



    or do you? Bigfoot was here? Left a little pile of Blue 💩






    In the 1983 Superman film, Kryptonite was a metal.
    So, that small pile could possibly be krypto s hite.
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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,513
    edited November 2020
    Chill you a Dinosaur finder it's head sticking out the wall - red has the paw print.




    Aliens trying to tell us this was once the real Jurassic Park. ?
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    chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    goldon said:

    Chill you a Dinosaur finder it's head sticking out the wall - red has the paw print.




    Aliens trying to till us this was once the real Jurassic Park. ?

    In that case, it must have been lying on the floor warming it’s feet up on the rocks.
    Does get cold in the desert.
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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,513
    Love this one....... but you'll need one of these......



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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,513
    Gotta be Banksy branching out into sculpture ...... can see it's been planted.


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