Paddy + Mick where watching the match on TV and having a few scotch, when the game ended, Mick goes to go home 0pens the door and it's pi ssing down, Stay here the night says Paddy, i'll go up and get the spare bed ready. Paddy comes down and there's Mick standing in the hallway ringing wet. What the fook did you go out for asks Paddy, well i had to go home and get my pajamas. Posted by tomo_efc
Paddy ask's Mick, "What can I get my cheeky Girlfriend for her Birthday." Tricky one, say's Mick, best to ask her what she want's. Some weeks later Paddy looking very glum meets Mick in the Pub. What's up Paddy, ask's Mick. Well, said Paddy, the Girlfriend was not best pleased with the Heavy Duty Springs I bought her for her Birthday. Mick said, why on earth did you buy her them. Well said, Paddy, when I asked her what she wanted for her birthday she said with a smile, she would love a hard ride in the back of her car.
Mick takes Paddy to the races and they pick out a horse. Mick sends Paddy to put the bet on, but he does'nt come back. Mick finally spots him down at the start line and ask's him why he's there. "Paddy say's, he did it e/w and was waiting for it to come back."
Paddy & Mick start a "Painting & Decorating" Business Mick sends Paddy out house calling to get work. Two hours later Paddy call's Mick from the Police station to come and get him, he'd been arrested. Mick arrives at the Station and ask's why he's been arrested. The Officer said, "Sexual Harassment." Mick confronts Paddy "What the xxx you doing.! Paddy said, Knocked on the door Woman answered. I only asked if she had any bedroom job's needed doing and offered her discount if she did the stripping.
Mick and his Wife are out food shopping for Christmas when they spot Paddy in a Tent Camped outside the doorway of Iceland Supermarket. Mick, asks Paddy why he's there.! I won the Competition, said Paddy. What Competition, asked Mick. ! The one in the Newspaper, to see Father Christmas ...... I won a five day stay in Iceland.
Mick is at the Funeral of Paddy and is asked why he died. "Sad said Mick, he was not a youngster anymore and having Marriage difficulties." "Did he have Heart Attack" "No, said Mick." He'd read about this new Impotence treatment Nitroglycerin jel, rub on, based on Dynamite to combat erectile dysfunction. "How did he die from that."! He tied stick to his old chap and lit the fuse.
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(disclaimer) Paddy & Mick are random names plucked from a Hat.
Mick tell's him .... you have no chance 80,000 have applied.
"Blimey said, Paddy," just as well. I don't think I could manage that many in two weeks.
Well, said Paddy, the Girlfriend was not best pleased with the Heavy Duty Springs I bought her for her Birthday. Mick said, why on earth did you buy her them. Well said, Paddy, when I asked her what she wanted for her birthday she said with a smile, she would love a hard ride in the back of her car.
Mick confronts Paddy "What the xxx you doing.! Paddy said, Knocked on the door Woman answered. I only asked if she had any bedroom job's needed doing and offered her discount if she did the stripping.
I won the Competition, said Paddy. What Competition, asked Mick. !
The one in the Newspaper, to see Father Christmas ...... I won a five day stay in Iceland.
Paddy went out with a "Bang" not the Explosion he'd hoped for. !