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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,158
    edited March 2016
    Been in "Mc Donald's" lately ....... The Menue's in 10 different languages
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,158
    edited March 2016
      Did you "Know"  if you're in a blacked out room and you put sunglasses on you can see better.!
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,158
    edited March 2016
      You can always tell when a Women is getting old  .............. gravity takes over. ?

     Why do Women take up Gardening when they get old ........ they've gone to pot.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,158
    edited March 2016
      The Wife wanted us to live somewhere in the Country so we moved to a place called "Saggy Bottom"  she felt right at home. !


     Went to the Shops with the Wife to buy new Bra's ......  was uplifting experience.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,158
    edited March 2016
    Everything has its Beauty but not everyone sees it. (confucius)  Jokes that are funny but not everyone agree's (goldon) 
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,158
    edited March 2016
    We Men........ all have Adam's Apple to remind us, never trust a Woman.?
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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys Member Posts: 2,553
    edited March 2016

    I flashed at my wife in a darkened room......she said she couldn't see the point.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,158
    edited March 2016
      Away Player's are ............... Promiscuous!
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,158
    edited March 2016
     Light's off ........... or ........... Light's on.  ?  


    Is it better to see what your getting ...or... imagine something better.?
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  • yuranASSetyuranASSet Member Posts: 485
    edited March 2016
    My wife keeps telling me I shouldn’t pee in the bath – or if I really have to I should at least wait till she gets out.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,158
    edited March 2016
    Went on "Virgin Trains" today searched all the carriages didn't find a single one.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,158
    edited March 2016
    You'll need infra-red technology but to help....... try looking for the hat with the D in the corner.?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,158
    edited March 2016
      A banned substance that enhances performance.  What could it be.?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,158
    edited March 2016
    What ever it is ........... its a racket.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,158
    edited March 2016
      Believe it makes you love 30
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,158
    edited March 2016
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room:
    Everything has its Beauty but not everyone sees it. (confucius)  Jokes that are funny but not everyone agree's (goldon) 
    Posted by goldon
    I refer my honourable friend to the earlier post and remind him  (if you have to explain a joke)  then the point is missed and the joke not funny.!   I try to be cutting edge and up to speed but it seem's not everyone was regard (Sharapova) I apologise for being to quick ( I always do to the wife)  hope you continue to be a customer on my thread thank you for your comments thus far.   I'm beginning to feel neglected regard verbal abuse.  So ? thinking of starting new Thread called  (Get it off your Chest)  but it may clash with this one.
     
    Information :    its called  Mel- don- ium.  was legal till this year.!  
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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys Member Posts: 2,553
    edited March 2016

    Is Viagra banned for Keepy Uppie?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,158
    edited March 2016
      A Bachelors love life can be very shaky.  A Married mans love life has its ups and downs.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,158
    edited March 2016
     You think being an (Idiot ) is easy. ?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,158
    edited March 2016
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room:
    Is Viagra banned for Keepy Uppie?
    Posted by 67Bhoys
    There are lots of (keepy uppie) products on the market....... tried most of them ?
    But the best is the Neighbours headboard banging on the wall. !
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