I have now Subscribed to National Geographic Magazine ...... Did you know Pygmy people live in Central Africa.? That Ronnie Corbett was the Love Child of Famous Footballer played for England and was Married to Pygmy Princess when his Teams Plane crash landed in the Amaz Oops!
England Football team flying to Australia for World Cup Match crash land in Australian Outback and taken prisoner by Tribe of Aborigines. The Chief tells them there is a shortage of Aboriginal Men in the tribe and they each have to Marry Aboriginal Women or swim across Crocodile infested river to be free. The women are lined up and are the ugliest you have ever seen. There's loud splash and all the team but one jump in the River and are eaten by the Croc's ..... one player left say's " Hello Girls" I'm " Wayne Rooney"
When your Young you Play with yourself...... ? When your Old you talk to yourself. ! When your Young you can't get out of bed..... When your Old you wet the bed.? When your Young you don't have any money... When your Old you hoard your money.! When your Young you make name 4 yourself ... When Old your forget your name. When your Young you sleep around .... When your Old you sleep in the armchair . When your Young you have lots of Friends.....When your Old you say goodbye to your Friends When your Young you have Full Life ahead .... When your Old you have the afterlife ahead.
Neighbour has state of the art Petrol Lawn Mower when he saw me cutting my grass with my push mower he got it out fired it up and started to cut his grass. He shouted over you should get one of these. Few minutes later it spluttered to a stop and he spent the next hour trying to get it going. I finished my grass and offered to lend him my push mower. Well! the air was blue, was told where to stick it. Some people you can't help. ! He did get it going eventually.
mid- night exercise is the best ......... better than running round the block. ! Memo; to myself "Must stop posting when drunk." "Falling asleep during big blinds." Posted by goldon
Anyone watch "Police Interceptors" they chase stolen van which side swipes other cars during the chase which involves Helicopter half the Met force flying around side streets where any one could have been killed, then eventually he crashes, taking out two parked cars and wrecking the van. What did all that lot cost and will he get 12 years.? Nope! He got 6months suspended sentence 5 point on licence banned for two years. Gosh! that will stop him doing it again.!
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That Ronnie Corbett was the Love Child of Famous Footballer played for England and was Married to Pygmy Princess when his Teams Plane crash landed in the Amaz Oops!
England Football team flying to Australia for World Cup Match crash land in Australian Outback and taken prisoner by Tribe of Aborigines. The Chief tells them there is a shortage of Aboriginal Men in the tribe and they each have to Marry Aboriginal Women or swim across Crocodile infested river to be free. The women are lined up and are the ugliest you have ever seen. There's loud splash and all the team but one jump in the River and are eaten by the Croc's ..... one player left say's " Hello Girls" I'm " Wayne Rooney"
I re-cycle old Jokes from tour-de-France ......... king of the pill .......... mellow jersey ...... pillatron.
When Your Young When Your Old
When your Young you Play with yourself...... ? When your Old you talk to yourself. !
When your Young you can't get out of bed..... When your Old you wet the bed.?
When your Young you don't have any money... When your Old you hoard your money.!
When your Young you make name 4 yourself ... When Old your forget your name.
When your Young you sleep around .... When your Old you sleep in the armchair .
When your Young you have lots of Friends.....When your Old you say goodbye to your Friends
When your Young you have Full Life ahead .... When your Old you have the afterlife ahead.
If your young at Heart your never Old .
Make your Local Borough Council proud of you.! All-in any Two off suit cards. ? Don't bin em.... Bing em.
Chucks in 5 day stay top Hotel. Brill Bloke
The Wrong Way.! jus; checking yur avin a peep.?
Memo; to myself "Must stop posting when drunk." "Falling asleep during big blinds."
not Hawkins ...... King.
"Britain's got Talent" Young Musician of the Year .... yes .... see finalists next week and get some Sax in your life.!
He got 6months suspended sentence 5 point on licence banned for two years. Gosh! that will stop him doing it again.!
Why does the phone always ring when your in the Loo.?
The door bell when you're in the bath.!