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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,159
    edited April 2016
     "David Cameron," our illustrious Prime Minister has put through motion in Parliament to ban April Fools Day to take effect from next year. !   He said,  It's anti- European and against Health & Safety rules and as we will remain in the E.U. come what may, regardless of the people's vote.   In, Out,  He does not want to upset our E.U. partners who already have this ban, so he will pass this new Law to make it illegal to play practical jokes on your colleagues in the work place.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,159
    edited April 2016
    The Voice ....... WoW   may have to include Lydia she is Awesome last four, but Cody will be star no matter what.

    Glastonbury Chick.!    ........ The Fav..... may be just Hear Say.?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,159
    edited April 2016
    New flash light sweeping the Country .... New Lazer Eye surgery sweeping the Country. ?

    Nothing about a Broom.!
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,159
    edited April 2016
     Don't know what all the fuss is about ........ just went for a swim in the Thames.!

    Monster swim ....water was freezing had whale of a time.?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,159
    edited April 2016
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room:
    The Voice ....... WoW   may have to include Lydia she is Awesome last four, but Cody will be star no matter what. Glastonbury Chick.!    ........ The Fav..... may be just Hear Say.?
    Posted by goldon
    Right Liberty.
    Worthy winner great show.......... Lydia should have been in final but will go down a storm in America.  "Cody" wrong song choice let her down needed to be fantastic but was just mediocre probably next see her busking on the subway. ?  The Public got it right me thinks.!  What do I know. ?  Turn up the radio.!
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,159
    edited April 2016
        Rob'som  Greens..... Extreme Fly Fishing in holy waters foul hooked an old Trout...... back of the Net. ! 
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,159
    edited April 2016
    Alway's wanted to be "Stand up" Comedian but was told my ambition had no legs.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,159
    edited April 2016
    Two things to worry about ....... if your alive or if your dead......... if



    your alive nothing to worry about............ if



    your dead nothing to worry about.   ......... so



    don't worry.!
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,159
    edited April 2016
    Would you live longer if you had lots of Money.... Live in a Palace....... Servants to wait on you hand & foot......Holidays around the World ...... People giving you wonderful expensive Presents.  Mm!   let me think? 
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,159
    edited April 2016
    Not looking for a fight ...but ... face to face..... I've licked the Queen. ?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,159
    edited April 2016
     Pop Royal bites the dust.!
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,159
    edited April 2016
    There's a Chemist Shop in our High Street sell's Drugs ......... I've informed the Police.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,159
    edited April 2016
    Laughing till the end ....... Victoria Wood ....... and did......... her Hostess Trolley collapsed.!   R.I.P.
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  • pompeynicpompeynic Member Posts: 2,834
    edited April 2016
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room:
    Laughing till the end ....... Victoria Wood ....... and did......... her Hostess Trolley collapsed.!   R.I.P.
    Posted by goldon
     I always remember the line "beat me on the bottom with a womans weekly" with great fondness.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,159
    edited April 2016
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room:
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room :  I always remember the line "beat me on the bottom with a woman's weekly" with great fondness.
    Posted by pompeynic
     "Audience with Victoria Wood"   Her ditty  Lets do it.!   Bend me over backwards on me Hostess trolley.
    Left you with the image in your mind .... she got standing ovation.   
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,159
    edited April 2016
                                         "BUCKET LIST"


    Can't be bothered.............. Bucket.!       
             
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,159
    edited April 2016
    Re- considered as you all want to know........ ?

    Bucket. Red
    Bucket. with hole
    Bucket. blue
    Bucket. and spade
    Bucket. no handle
    Bucket. to kick
    Bucket. my neighbour borrowed
    Bucket. with washing in
    Bucket. to pee in


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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,159
    edited April 2016
    Below is a list of my Friends.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,159
    edited April 2016
       My Problems are non contagious.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,159
    edited April 2016
    I told a "FIB" my Gambling  ..... " Problem " ...... is very Contagious.   You could already have been .............. infected. !
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