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Officer Drivel...?

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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys Member Posts: 2,553
    edited March 2016
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room:
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room : There are lots of (keepy uppie) products on the market....... tried most of them ? But the best is the Neighbours headboard banging on the wall. !
    Posted by goldon


    His name isn't Harvey is it?

  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited March 2016
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room:
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room : His name isn't Harvey is it?
    Posted by 67Bhoys
       "Roger"     Roger Good  ......  Roger Rabbit  ...... Roger Jolly
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited March 2016
    We spy on our Neighbours to see what their up to.?    So much easier just to ask them.?
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited March 2016
     Did the Police take all your Marihuana plants.!
  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys Member Posts: 2,553
    edited March 2016

    I told them they were just weeds
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited March 2016
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room:
    I told them they were just weeds
    Posted by 67Bhoys
    When are you due for Parole.!
  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys Member Posts: 2,553
    edited March 2016
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room:
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room : When are you due for Parole.!
    Posted by goldon


    I'm in the dark I'm afraid.

  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited March 2016
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room:
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room : I'm in the dark I'm afraid.
    Posted by 67Bhoys
    Ask to be transferred to Oxford Prison ...... 5 star accommodation + spouse privileges  Mr Channing recommendation as Hotel Inspector.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited March 2016
    Are you a good judge of character. ?

    Work mate got 6 months Prison for Insurance fraud,  he bought crashed cars from the Breakers change the plates took pictures and said it was his car in accident to claim the money. They caught him because the same fat bloke was in the pictures he used.  When he got out of Prison hardly recognised him looked trim & fit as if he'd been to a health farm.  Was told he wasn't out for long got caught causing accidents to claim whiplash compensation.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited March 2016
    Friends Daughter had lovely jet black hair down to her waist she spent hours combing it every day and was proud of it as lots of people would comment on how lovely it was.  So very surprised to see her one day with shoulder length hair and asked why she had it cut.   "She said, she was offered £65 for it from a wig maker and gave the money to Charity."  How brilliant is that.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited March 2016
    The Barber charges me for my hair and to sweep it from his floor.  Goldie Locks I'm not but Strange things sell.!

    Money for old rope started as joke but people bought it.  Someone on the net is selling bottled Air. !  The Girls in the "Little house on the Prairie" offer unwashed underwear plus pubic hair clippings in the post.  Not taking the pee here ....... again that was collected and sold years ago. ?  enterprise & re-cycling is not just an 2016 thing. Have you seen any strange items "For Sale"  !
  • mumsiemumsie Member Posts: 7,998
    edited March 2016
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room:
    The Barber charges me for my hair and to sweep it from his floor.  Goldie Locks I'm not but Strange things sell.! Money for old rope started as joke but people bought it.  Someone on the net is selling bottled Air. !  The Girls in the "Little house on the Prairie" offer unwashed underwear plus pubic hair clippings in the post.  Not taking the pee here ....... again that was collected and sold years ago. ?  enterprise & re-cycling is not just an 2016 thing. Have you seen any strange items "For Sale"  !
    Posted by goldon

    for people without google in their area.

  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited March 2016
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room:
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room :  My bum.
    Posted by chilling
     Ha! Ha!  Everyone was  saying you were tight ?   I thought it was your poker play. Your secrets out.!
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited March 2016
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room:
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room : for people without google in their area. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLU1Ce6iHNo
    Posted by mumsie
    How did you manage to post that clip.... every time I try, it tells me to much content.

     Still haven't worked out if bottle Air is a wind-up. ?  Like bottled f arts.!

     
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited March 2016
    Would you invest in cars ? they depreciate faster than a sink hole or cliff erosion but we are being told Property is not the best investment. ?   Classic Cars is the way to go .   Ferrari Dino bought 10 years ago for £8,000 is now worth £100,000  Wonder how much my Escort will be worth in 10 years. ?
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited March 2016
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room:
    There's not a lot of volatility or inflation in scrap.
    Posted by chilling
    Are you familiar with the saying " where there's muck there's brass"  or  " Old Fords never die they simply rust away"  my Escort could be a CLASSIC one day. !
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited March 2016
    Paddy & Mick   applied to an Escort Agency for a Lovely Model to have fun with ........ and got sent red Escort Mexico 1600 GT.? 
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited March 2016
       Had a light bulb moment.!  Thinking about bottling Darkness. ?
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited March 2016
     The Enterprise Council could give me a Grant to finance sending darkness to the Arctic Circle where for six months of the year Eskimo's get no Darkness . good eh!   Then again, lots of people will buy it just to keep Family & friends in the dark about things. ........ Mm! now how much should I charge.?
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited March 2016
    In Response to Re: The Dark Room:
    Would you need an eskimo to climb in a bottle? Find a solution, i will back you. AIM listing at the very least.
    Posted by chilling
    So,  I'm not thinking big enough.?   ....... Shipping Container.?

      Moving on   "Cloud in a Bottle"  your own personal dark cloud to hang over your head.!

     
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