Nothing like going out in Style. Drip Dry, card dead, one chance with nothing......... you know you gonna get killed, make you feel you could've escaped while drowning.
As 14 people have been tested in the UK for the deadly Chinese superbug coronavirus, this doctor told LBC how the virus spreads and what you can do to minimise your chances of catching it.
1. don't order chinese takeway. 2. don't go to china. 3. don't kiss chinese person. 4. don't listen to chinese music. 5. don't go to the Doctor. 6. don't bother anyone just stay at home and die. cough!
Typical Remainer Reporting.........today, Master Chef denied UK status after living here 23 years must leave the Country. Read down last Paragraph ........ he applied to wrong department advised correct one.
Mars sample-return mission You all scoff at my ingenuity and great Idea's but just been short listed for the N.A.S.A. Mars Mission rock return Management Team. My Idea is still being evaluated.
The drill music star who is standing for London Mayor told LBC he decided to run because Sadiq Khan is just using the position as a stepping stone to be Prime Minister.
Drillminister On Rory Stewart, the independent candidate who made waves during the Conservative leadership election, he said: "He's like a doorknob. You can twist him, you can turn him. He's a doorknob. Shelagh asked why he covers his face with a balaclava and he insisted it allows him to tell the truth more than if he didn't "I'd rather wear the mask and tell you the truth than to have my face exposed - and then I have to be made accountable for my words - lie to you, which is what a lot of politicians seem to be doing."
Had my doubts about Boris but warming to his sense of humour.... he should forget about Big Ben Bong and have twenty gun BOOM salute in honour of leave Triumph .....
Comments
start 68
week 1. 68
week 2. 66
week 3. 66 now Mince Pies gone Sweeties gone, 2kg gone
I'll do it B&Q it on me own..........
1. don't order chinese takeway.
2. don't go to china.
3. don't kiss chinese person.
4. don't listen to chinese music.
5. don't go to the Doctor.
6. don't bother anyone just stay at home and die. cough!
How do skinny people justify being slim............ by saying ..... they are fidgety couch potatoes.
Read down last Paragraph ........ he applied to wrong department advised correct one.
Near-misses on 'smart motorway' section of M25 up 20-fold, investigation finds
Coronavirus: What you need to know about the deadly Chinese superbug
Big Ben Brexit bong latest: will it happen?
You all scoff at my ingenuity and great Idea's but just been short listed for the N.A.S.A. Mars Mission rock return Management Team. My Idea is still being evaluated.
I know it's silly, but we all need some silliness in our lives to keep us grounded.
Everyone know the rocks will be going so fast they will burn up in the Atmosphere.
Drillminister
On Rory Stewart, the independent candidate who made waves during the Conservative leadership election, he said: "He's like a doorknob. You can twist him, you can turn him. He's a doorknob.
Shelagh asked why he covers his face with a balaclava and he insisted it allows him to tell the truth more than if he didn't
"I'd rather wear the mask and tell you the truth than to have my face exposed - and then I have to be made accountable for my words - lie to you, which is what a lot of politicians seem to be doing."