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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    says the player, who could not 'live with me' when sat, immediate right, and then left.

    Emperors Coat....

    those who know, do actually know..... why play here then ? coz it amuses me,'and once you ''work it out'' it is 'fun' if the filthy Luca not important.

    It would not matter to you, if one million scenarios (daily,relentless) were put up, it would be just....oh,thatsVariance or, any two will do, or, run bad, or downswing....... not, and never, anything,with a oh so suspect,toxic whiff,but you, keep on believing, in the Emperors New Coat.

    the player, who originally posted this,we, for sure, were not exactly 'friends !' rofl Mr Feline, but, I know a class player when I see one,and you are 'dissing 70 RATED PLAYER, with 13,000 mtts, so Burts a fruitcake like me ? is he.

    And all this, from a 57 rated player.......you make me laugh, too matey.

    ps.... you do not know, my player name, on the other site ( or, I hope you do ?) as it would make you look, rather silly.

    best wishes in all your Poker adventures paul

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    EvilPinguEvilPingu Member Posts: 3,462
    misterpj said:


    the player, who originally posted this,we, for sure, were not exactly 'friends !' rofl Mr Feline, but, I know a class player when I see one,and you are 'dissing 70 RATED PLAYER, with 13,000 mtts, so Burts a fruitcake like me ? is he.

    And all this, from a 57 rated player.......you make me laugh, too matey.

    Always tickles me when Sharkscope 'ability' rating appears in an argument about a player's ability. As a measurement of a player's ability, it's about as much use as a chocolate fireguard.

    There's a player on here who is down close to £100k, mostly on high stakes DYMs. He stopped playing a couple of years ago. He is rated 68 on Sharkscope.

    Sharkscope ratings are very heavily weighted towards the stake that a player is playing. As a result, a losing SNG player with £30 average stake who limps 80% of hands will often have a higher rating than a solid winning reg in £5 SNGs.

    Likewise, playing big BI tournaments regularly is also going to skew a Sharkscope rating.
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    tomgooduntomgoodun Member Posts: 3,739
    When a game is so called rigged, the inference is that it benefits someone.
    If all players have paid the same rake in a mtt, who exactly is the beneficiary of the rigged action?
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    Jac35Jac35 Member Posts: 6,485
    tomgoodun said:

    When a game is so called rigged, the inference is that it benefits someone.
    If all players have paid the same rake in a mtt, who exactly is the beneficiary of the rigged action?

    So naive Tom
    The house players of course
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    DonkeyRegDonkeyReg Member Posts: 3
    I see a lot of people taking the mick out of some who are frustrated and seem to have a genuine concern.

    Can you give these people a 100% guarantee that Sky Poker is NOT stacked?
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    hhyftrftdrhhyftrftdr Member Posts: 8,036
    DonkeyReg said:

    I see a lot of people taking the mick out of some who are frustrated and seem to have a genuine concern.

    Can you give these people a 100% guarantee that Sky Poker is NOT stacked?

    I don't think there are any genuine concerns.

    I think it's simply poor players berating the site rather than accepting they ain't very good at poker.
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    HENDRIK62HENDRIK62 Member Posts: 3,168
    VAR
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    "Well" do what you like,with this, the JUICED, bent deal, is so painfully obvious,so painfully blatant,you lot, keep being @sheeple, keep being in @denial,airbrush @HITMANRV,and,if you mock me, your Mocking Nathan Williams (blackrain).. keep believing your own ****
    ,
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    HENDRIK62HENDRIK62 Member Posts: 3,168
    you talk sooooo much pish misterpj
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    EssexphilEssexphil Member Posts: 8,281
    HENDRIK62 said:

    you talk sooooo much pish misterpj

    There are some words that are so much better in a Scots accent...
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    stokefcstokefc Member Posts: 7,685
    misterpj said:

    "Well" do what you like,with this, the JUICED, bent deal, is so painfully obvious,so painfully blatant,you lot, keep being @sheeple, keep being in @denial,airbrush @HITMANRV,and,if you mock me, your Mocking Nathan Williams (blackrain).. keep believing your own ****
    ,


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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    to the few, who know, I promised,and more.

    well, Poker 2019 ...

    apparently ? it is everyone elses, heads ?

    so,if at all possible ?...any chance ? all ' workarounds ' sounds nice n fluffy' dan it !

    Yes.. all known work arounds, be posted.. you know, on an A-Z basis....so that everyone is on a level playing field ?
    Maybe, a Phil (hehe) anthropist , player, might like to add.. a few 'Unknown Ones ! as well.... Or, happy to have confirmed, there is 'NO SUCH THING' known or unknown,as 'a workaround' ..only a Poker site (gambling site !)
    .. what TOSH misterpj 'spews'

    Next....well, Poker 2019 ... Mtt's , you know, those things called multi table touneys !...that, have the option of 'late buy-in' Any chance of a level playing field on those ? as well, register late,pay your money, ..every single time, cant get seated ! but blind(s) lost, Poker 2019 real world
    ..what TOSH misterpj 'spews'

    Sunday 22nd 09.00 £1.10 buy in rebuy,cant 'get 4 players,Sunday 22nd 11.15 £1.10 buy in rebuy cant get 4 players,Monday Sept 23rd 11.15 £1.10 rebuy,cant get 4 players,either all the ~A-I~ players.. rofl gone wobbly,or everyone else..polo mint !
    ..what TOSH misterpj 'spews'

    Monday Sept 23rd £100 gt BH 08.00 a.m As ever, in black and white,no minimum players required number (obviously) so ? why, when more than 1 player registered (I was one ,got screenshot) and why, when the usual scrolling message rolls across the screen,..£100 gt BH about to start (screenshot) why then @skypoker,that get cancelled,always fills, and you know it,summit a little bit 'wiffy' ! or fear, rapid all in, all in,! never, what ! on skypoker... only innocent players (rofl)
    ..what TOSH misterpj 'spews'

    oh.. the old, mathematically skewed.. Big Stack - Small Stack
    ..what TOSH misterpj 'spews'
    as ever...hand number.......... 1420115544.. I will ' help you all' noticed some of the 5star forum blo-hards... a bit limited on MATH.. big stack 5% small stack 95% naturally, turn river runner runner..it..really makes me giggle..
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    kobkob05Small blind30.0030.001660.00
    misterpjBig blind60.0090.003295.00
    Your hole cards
    • 8
    • 6
    TommysssCall60.00150.002505.00
    charle1947Fold
    dave62Call60.00210.005825.00
    kobkob05Call30.00240.001630.00
    misterpjCheck
    Flop
    • 9
    • 10
    • 6
    kobkob05Check
    misterpjBet60.00300.003235.00
    TommysssCall60.00360.002445.00
    dave62Raise120.00480.005705.00
    kobkob05All-in1630.002110.000.00
    misterpjFold
    TommysssFold
    dave62Call1510.003620.004195.00
    kobkob05Show
    • 7
    • 8
    dave62Show
    • 10
    • K
    Turn
    • 10
    River
    • K
    dave62WinFull House, 10s and Kings3620.007815.00


    Woops, I forgot, misterpj.. poker clueless, zero understanding of variance, run bad, any two will do,bad LUCK.. do,please, pull the other one!
    ( and for the Forum..erm..fanatics,I refer you ,again, to Hans Christian Anderson,and the fact,I was at this table, but not in the hand!..could put up,about 333 similar times I have been,but especially for you


    "The Emperor's New Clothes" is a short tale written by Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, about two weavers who promise an emperor a new suit of clothes that they say is invisible to those who are unfit for their positions, stupid, or incompetent – while in reality, they make no clothes at all, making everyone believe the clothes are invisible to them. When the emperor parades before his subjects in his new "clothes", no one dares to say that they do not see any suit of clothes on him for fear that they will be seen as stupid. Finally a child cries out, "But he isn't wearing anything at all!" The tale has been translated into over 100 languages.

    anytime you lot like, be a pleasure, nominate, your TOP best 6.. I take myself,engy,mynafrett,MIKEAA,burt.****,and one other,neutral venue,sat and sun,over 52 weeks....only way to proveit, impossible ? almost to put together...don't anyone ! dare suggest.. on here... I might seem 'stupid' but I aint lobotomized babi XXX
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    oh, and the usual unrelenting.... skewed stuff.

    1420125325
    1420115530

    yes Cowboys.... I know... I do actually KNOW..tis a flip !..only trouble is,if Mr Bates... aint lost a flip since 2009 TK... I am at the other end, my old son, lost everyone !
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    angus1946Small blind75.0075.004625.00
    bikermikeBig blind150.00225.0012600.00
    Your hole cards
    • 8
    • 8
    onepara26Fold
    montydaveFold
    misterpjRaise300.00525.009862.50
    bluffer52All-in5282.505807.500.00
    angus1946Fold
    bikermikeFold
    misterpjCall4982.5010790.004880.00
    misterpjShow
    • 8
    • 8
    bluffer52Show
    • K
    • A
    Flop
    • 10
    • 10
    • 7
    Turn
    • 10
    River
    • A
    bluffer52WinFull House, 10s and Aces10790.0010790.00
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    So? You want to ‘discuss Poker’? Specifically Poker? ………..then let’s go
    Repeated Question directed at me………..
    If You… X Y Z…….. Then why? Are you still playing here..?

    It is, a several part answer;

    One.. I like a laugh, two, it enables me too, post, discuss, with FACTAUL accuracy Poker, i.e.. Hands from last Night Mon 23rd, and today Tue 24th,
    Three, not that I (any longer, have any aspiration, to be a ‘winning player on skypoker’, or,((thankfully, now need to be concerned about: filthy Luca ;,))
    Four.. But, I might? Like a little back, of the $4k that has been **** Turpined off me !

    Even my ‘proclivity!! Been questioned …..

    ‘So what, if I am ‘boy –lady’ lady –boy’ pre or post Op, ‘Trans Bi Neutral’

    My ‘motto’ Live ‘n’ Let Live Babi..And theedge949 ‘my Poker Inspiration Babi XXX
    Played an mtt, last night…what sort, I hear you all ask? Well, ;Ya Kno: one of dem, multi table tings !

    Freeroll? 55p? £1.10….maybe, however,……………..

    In the field, Mr Matt Bates, Mr? Mrs Arrogant, Mr ?Mrs Loololollo ,for factual accuracy, a million On, the first is a Mr! no idea, about 2nd and 3rd……… Not, I repeat NOT……..according to themselves……butall their in Black on white….on your very own forum @Phenom players,..
    Insta SQUITS! If at ‘ya table’ ……………………….XXXX

    So, not a Donk-ment !
    Here, are a few hands, less than an hour,
    1420230138..a bit of ya BIG STACK small stack.. Only 89% inta 11%...brutal, but then I know fk all bout Poker!
    High End MTT, Phenom’s... 1420248376 19.40 here is a bit of QUALITY.a freebie, for you all TAKE NOTE! . ps. I am a shocking player! XXX
    1420264171 20.45 ‘Phenom’ PLAYER… showin ALL us AMATUERS…how it’s done! Pocket K 9 off suit (pre) inspired. BRILLIANT! 1420267200 20.49 three minutes later. Same again!

    1420268856 me !this one a minute later, not a Scooby, best hand holding up, even 71% good. RIVER!
    And that’s, your BIG boy’s n gal’s xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    How about today? Tue Sept 24th……

    12.15 1420396575 standard, (ME) best hand pre, flop it 71% good, turn it, up to 81%...only a ‘key 12k pot’ naturally RIVERED ‘ WISH the skeptics WOULD GET it Babi ! ‘WHO SAID THAT, ON HERE? Not me! who did?

    Play me YOUR usual scratched dusty old 7 inch single! Xxx

    13.10 1420404735 same MTT massive pot...26k.flop two pair KK 10 10 70% good.just the river.

    That misterpj…misspj.. utter clueless clown, no idea, Poker variance,downswing,run bad,bad luck….misterpj…needs to go ‘hyper’ G.T.O SOLVING’ ..deep… Think Tank range analysis……….
    Pull my chain..one last time..Edgy XXXXXXX

    your BEST 6.... any time, myna,engy,MICKAA,burtp,me,and, a.n.other..52 mtts,over 52 weeks,only way...for it to be PROOVED .........would love to make that happen,all FILMED
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    HelbernSmall blind30.0030.003245.00
    RLT16Big blind60.0090.001870.00
    Your hole cards
    • A
    • 4
    FINGERS417Raise240.00330.002750.00
    TrammerCall240.00570.001760.00
    misterpjCall240.00810.002475.00
    pcwmtcFold
    HelbernFold
    RLT16Fold
    Flop
    • 4
    • 2
    • Q
    FINGERS417Bet810.001620.001940.00
    TrammerAll-in1760.003380.000.00
    misterpjFold
    FINGERS417Call950.004330.00990.00
    FINGERS417Show
    • 3
    • 3
    TrammerShow
    • J
    • Q
    Turn
    • 3
    River
    • A
    FINGERS417WinThree 3s4330.005320.00
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    CLASS PLAYER...too fear xxx
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    PapaCool1Small blind100.00100.0010770.00
    RogueCellBig blind200.00300.007231.25
    Your hole cards
    • 7
    • 7
    misterpjRaise400.00700.005887.50
    corlexCall400.001100.005770.00
    LadysharkRaise1900.003000.004656.25
    McClellandFold
    PapaCool1Fold
    RogueCellFold
    misterpjCall1500.004500.004387.50
    corlexCall1500.006000.004270.00
    Flop
    • K
    • 3
    • 3
    misterpjBet200.006200.004187.50
    corlexFold
    LadysharkAll-in4656.2510856.250.00
    misterpjAll-in4187.5015043.750.00
    LadysharkUnmatched bet268.7514775.00268.75
    misterpjShow
    • 7
    • 7
    LadysharkShow
    • Q
    • 4
    Turn
    • 4
    River
    • K
    misterpjWinTwo Pairs, Kings and 7s14775.0014775.00
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    at this rate... I gonna go from selling class..too group class.. cheers Loo..pocket K 9 off..lethal shoving HAND babi xxx
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    corlexSmall blind400.00400.005305.00
    loolololloBig blind800.001200.0018715.00
    Your hole cards
    • A
    • 2
    McClellandFold
    PapaCool1Fold
    RogueCellFold
    misterpjCall800.002000.005127.50
    corlexCall400.002400.004905.00
    loolololloAll-in18715.0021115.000.00
    misterpjFold
    corlexAll-in4905.0026020.000.00
    loolololloUnmatched bet13810.0012210.0013810.00
    corlexShow
    • J
    • Q
    loolololloShow
    • 9
    • K
    Flop
    • 7
    • 10
    • 3
    Turn
    • 6
    River
    • K
    loolololloWinPair of Kings12210.0026020.00
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    McClellandSmall blind600.00600.0015420.00
    RogueCellBig blind1200.001800.008606.25
    Your hole cards
    • J
    • A
    misterpjAll-in2327.504127.500.00
    agewhiteCall2327.506455.0021722.50
    loolololloFold
    McClellandFold
    RogueCellFold
    misterpjShow
    • J
    • A
    agewhiteShow
    • A
    • 10
    Flop
    • 8
    • 6
    • 7
    Turn
    • 8
    River
    • 6
    misterpjWinTwo Pairs, 8s and 6s3227.503227.50
    agewhiteWinTwo Pairs, 8s and 6s3227.5024950.00
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    two belters..today.. 'winning Player on here ? ROFL XXX
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    onepara26Small blind50.0050.0030100.00
    misterpjBig blind100.00150.003955.00
    Your hole cards
    • 5
    • 5
    ossieboyCall100.00250.003620.00
    Denise53Call100.00350.009370.00
    scorpio006Call100.00450.005485.00
    onepara26Call50.00500.0030050.00
    misterpjRaise100.00600.003855.00
    ossieboyCall100.00700.003520.00
    Denise53Call100.00800.009270.00
    scorpio006Call100.00900.005385.00
    onepara26Call100.001000.0029950.00
    Flop
    • 5
    • 6
    • 3
    onepara26Bet100.001100.0029850.00
    misterpjRaise1000.002100.002855.00
    ossieboyAll-in3520.005620.000.00
    Denise53Fold
    scorpio006Call3520.009140.001865.00
    onepara26Fold
    misterpjAll-in2855.0011995.000.00
    scorpio006Call335.0012330.001530.00
    misterpjShow
    • 5
    • 5
    ossieboyShow
    • 5
    • 4
    scorpio006Show
    • A
    • 7
    Turn
    • 8
    River
    • 2
    ossieboyWinStraight to the 611660.0011660.00
    misterpjWinThree 5s670.00670.00
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    SAME MTT...
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    ossieboySmall blind300.00300.0020360.00
    montydaveBig blind600.00900.0015350.00
    Your hole cards
    • K
    • 10
    trooper62Fold
    meledorFold
    AsilnadirCall600.001500.0014635.00
    misterpjCall600.002100.0011735.00
    ossieboyFold
    montydaveCheck
    Flop
    • J
    • K
    • 10
    montydaveCheck
    AsilnadirBet600.002700.0014035.00
    misterpjRaise1800.004500.009935.00
    montydaveFold
    AsilnadirAll-in14035.0018535.000.00
    misterpjAll-in9935.0028470.000.00
    AsilnadirUnmatched bet2900.0025570.002900.00
    AsilnadirShow
    • Q
    • K
    misterpjShow
    • K
    • 10
    Turn
    • 8
    River
    • Q
    AsilnadirWinTwo Pairs, Kings and Queens25570.0028470.00
    I COULD GET..I should get....... jungleman,Sam T (rickett) and Daniel..do a week each.. now that would be FUNNY...

    ' pass me the... 'Yours..In..Poker...'
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