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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    chipper406Small blind500.00500.0022005.00
    misterpjBig blind1000.001500.0017855.00
    Your hole cards
    • A
    • A
    Bullit1All-in4440.005940.000.00
    duffers715Call4440.0010380.0028055.00
    andrew907Fold
    chipper406Fold
    misterpjAll-in17855.0028235.000.00
    duffers715Fold
    misterpjUnmatched bet14415.0013820.0014415.00
    misterpjShow
    • A
    • A
    Bullit1Show
    • J
    • J
    Flop
    • 3
    • 5
    • Q
    Turn
    • 7
    River
    • J
    Bullit1WinThree Jacks13820.0013820.00
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    tomred64Small blind30.0030.002844.17
    Trojan1904Big blind60.0090.002607.50
    Your hole cards
    • A
    • Q
    misterpjRaise120.00210.001800.00
    LEEDS_1957Call120.00330.001660.00
    equaliserFold
    tomred64Fold
    Trojan1904Call60.00390.002547.50
    Flop
    • 8
    • Q
    • A
    Trojan1904Check
    misterpjCheck
    LEEDS_1957Bet120.00510.001540.00
    Trojan1904Call120.00630.002427.50
    misterpjRaise240.00870.001560.00
    LEEDS_1957Call120.00990.001420.00
    Trojan1904Call120.001110.002307.50
    Turn
    • 3
    Trojan1904Check
    misterpjAll-in1560.002670.000.00
    LEEDS_1957All-in1420.004090.000.00
    Trojan1904Fold
    misterpjUnmatched bet140.003950.00140.00
    misterpjShow
    • A
    • Q
    LEEDS_1957Show
    • 8
    • A
    River
    • 8
    LEEDS_1957WinFull House, 8s and Aces3950.003950.00
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    BleurghSmall blind800.00800.0053944.17
    misterpjBig blind1600.002400.003430.00
    Your hole cards
    • J
    • K
    ladyluck33Fold
    ossieboyCall1600.004000.0041940.00
    BleurghFold
    misterpjCheck
    Flop
    • 8
    • 7
    • J
    misterpjAll-in3430.007430.000.00
    ossieboyCall3430.0010860.0038510.00
    misterpjShow
    • J
    • K
    ossieboyShow
    • 10
    • K
    Turn
    • 9
    River
    • 3
    ossieboyWinStraight to the Jack10860.0049370.00
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    misterpjSmall blind75.0075.006870.00
    newtpotsBig blind150.00225.006775.00
    Your hole cards
    • J
    • A
    Buds88All-in10370.0010595.000.00
    KKSTUKKFold
    BURTPUSSYFold
    misterpjAll-in6870.0017465.000.00
    newtpotsFold
    Buds88Unmatched bet3425.0014040.003425.00
    misterpjShow
    • J
    • A
    Buds88Show
    • Q
    • 6
    Flop
    • 5
    • Q
    • J
    Turn
    • 2
    River
    • 4
    Buds88WinPair of Queens14040.0017465.00
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    Crucibles1Small blind50.0050.006297.50
    misterpjBig blind100.00150.002065.00
    Your hole cards
    • K
    • Q
    DjDawabFold
    nobby999Fold
    Crucibles1Raise250.00400.006047.50
    misterpjCall200.00600.001865.00
    Flop
    • 7
    • 9
    • 8
    Crucibles1Check
    misterpjCheck
    Turn
    • Q
    Crucibles1Check
    misterpjBet100.00700.001765.00
    Crucibles1Raise300.001000.005747.50
    misterpjCall200.001200.001565.00
    River
    • K
    Crucibles1All-in5747.506947.500.00
    misterpjAll-in1565.008512.500.00
    Crucibles1Unmatched bet4182.504330.004182.50
    Crucibles1Show
    • 6
    • 10
    misterpjShow
    • K
    • Q
    Crucibles1WinStraight to the 104330.008512.50
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    And, I have saved the best till last, the six turn river runner runner hands, from last Sat and Sun..that 'rinsed me' Oh, and p.s, when does playing the best Poker , get paid off ? 2021 ? xxx
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    Jac35Jac35 Member Posts: 6,485
    edited October 2019
    I hope, but doubt, you’ll take this in the right spirit.

    I’m ok at poker. Ok, not great.

    I can beat low levels but struggle higher up.
    I don’t really have the time to study and try and improve and so i stick to what i’m good at, low levels.

    I think you need to be honest about your poker too

    You aren’t very good at poker.
    You’re not losing because you’re unlucky. You’re losing because you’re not very good.

    I believe that you do actually enjoy the game.
    So don’t give up.
    But listen to the advice you’ve been given by people and look at the some training sites.
    Post hands where you had a decision to make in the clinic
    Post in the right spirit and plenty of people will be more than happy to give advice.
    People like Feelgroggy and MattBates could charge plenty for the help they give in the clinic
    Feel grateful to them and listen to what they say

    Do those things and hopefully you can become a player who not just enjoys the game bit one who makes money from it too
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    FeelGroggyFeelGroggy Member Posts: 828
    edited October 2019
    In the sub-section of hands you have sent there is no denying you have ran bad. However If I was cherry-picking my hands to show how bad I run I would be able to show pages upon pages of opponent's hitting constant 1 and 2 outers vs me. Not because I run particularly bad, just because I've played enough hands that this is inevitable. In many of the hands you have shared you have 40-50% equity, even 10-20% in some. Some of the hands are really poorly played and you seem to think you deserve to win much more frequently than your hand's equity dictates.

    In many of the hands you have sent you are 3-10x your starting stack, yet there is no mention of how you attained those chips. I can say with 100% certainty that it will be a mix of coolering people, winning all ins with 40-60% equity and even getting lucky from very far behind. It is easier for you to focus relentlessly on hands you've lost because it's easier for you to admit you have horrible luck than to admit you are simply not very good.

    Try and keep an open mind and be objective for a minute. You are, I presume, to be a slightly losing/ breakeven player, maybe slightly winning if you play the lowest of stakes. Many talented players, all whom are better at poker than you are and have the results to back that up, have offered advice to you. Some of them are up tens of thousands, others are up in the hundreds of thousands. All of them are telling you similar things. Do you think it is likely that you, @misterpj , a breakeven recreational player, is in the one in right whilst 6-12 winning player's who have told you contrary are wrong? If you want to maintain that level of arrogance and delusion that is entirely your choice.

    This will be my last post to you. Good luck figuring it out. And if you insist on posting hands on the forum, at least post some 1 and 2 outers on the river and not this load of dross.
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    madprofmadprof Member Posts: 3,318

    I cant win on Sky its appears corrupt i can nearly always predict the next card when in showdown Bad beats galore same players win all the time supposed to be random rubbish

    What is it about having a rant about Sky Poker that causes the author to forget everything they ever learned regarding punctuation ?

    Seriously guys try the occasional full stop or comma.

    How do you predict the next card in a showdown. At showdown there are no more cards and no more action.

    If I knew what cards were going to come I'd be sipping Dom, whilst a lackey typed this for me in my huge villa in Monte Carlo or Maccau.

    Have fun

    Mark
    misterpj said:

    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    Crucibles1Small blind50.0050.006297.50
    misterpjBig blind100.00150.002065.00
    Your hole cards
    • K
    • Q
    DjDawabFold
    nobby999Fold
    Crucibles1Raise250.00400.006047.50
    misterpjCall200.00600.001865.00
    Flop
    • 7
    • 9
    • 8
    Crucibles1Check
    misterpjCheck
    Turn
    • Q
    Crucibles1Check
    misterpjBet100.00700.001765.00
    Crucibles1Raise300.001000.005747.50
    misterpjCall200.001200.001565.00
    River
    • K
    Crucibles1All-in5747.506947.500.00
    misterpjAll-in1565.008512.500.00
    Crucibles1Unmatched bet4182.504330.004182.50
    Crucibles1Show
    • 6
    • 10
    misterpjShow
    • K
    • Q
    Crucibles1WinStraight to the 104330.008512.50
    He happened to have 610, he could have had 10J, he could have had pockets turned to trips by any one of 5 other cards...so I don't know how to play this game yet and am (like you) not a very good player but THAT's what I would be thinking before I called his shove....BUT if I had called hoping my two top pairs were good, I would be saying fair play...you got me! It's not like he rivered you from nowhere...get a grip, man
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    madprofmadprof Member Posts: 3,318
    In fact I think I can still hear Crucibles chuckling from your call...don't get me wrong I call these situations as well..I just don't moan about it....it wasn't a bad beat, he played it (and you) perfectly
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    mumsiemumsie Member Posts: 7,470
    madprof said:

    In fact I think I can still hear Crucibles chuckling from your call...don't get me wrong I call these situations as well..I just don't moan about it....it wasn't a bad beat, he played it (and you) perfectly

    Ahh, stop yer moanin'.
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    It's The Poker Soap Opera, that, just keeps on GIVING

    highlights, from a HILARIOUS Saturday session, here on Good Ole Straighter than Straight, Skypoker, it is, 'just' Variance, ! although, ? perhaps, a bit of WD40 sprayed on the old GRC (thats) generated randomally 'cards'
    this is hilarious stuff..WORLD CLASS POKER, getting, rinsed, funny that, init !

    I suggest, pay particular attention,to hands two,and three, happened to be, a £5.50 buy in, unbeknown to me, A Phenom player present !, Wouldnt be 'easy' , to be + 80 rated,and a great big Silver spinning Star..if 'we all' ran, like this ! hilarious stuff.
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    ArrogantSmall blind200.00200.006975.00
    roy695Big blind400.00600.0028400.00
    Your hole cards
    • K
    • A
    TottosCall400.001000.0011560.00
    ladyluck33Call400.001400.009662.50
    misterpjRaise800.002200.0028780.00
    traitorFold
    ArrogantFold
    roy695Fold
    TottosCall400.002600.0011160.00
    ladyluck33Call400.003000.009262.50
    Flop
    • A
    • K
    • J
    TottosCheck
    ladyluck33Bet400.003400.008862.50
    misterpjRaise3250.006650.0025530.00
    TottosAll-in11160.0017810.000.00
    ladyluck33Fold
    misterpjCall7910.0025720.0017620.00
    TottosShow
    • 5
    • 9
    misterpjShow
    • K
    • A
    Turn
    • 10
    River
    • J
    TottosWinFlush to the King25720.0025720.00
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    09.03 Sat
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    cyallSmall blind400.00400.005545.00
    ElbambinoBig blind800.001200.006867.50
    Your hole cards
    • 8
    • J
    misterpjFold
    utangAll-in12453.6113653.610.00
    scotsbobCall12453.6126107.227510.28
    cyallFold
    ElbambinoFold
    utangShow
    • 9
    • 9
    scotsbobShow
    • A
    • A
    Flop
    • K
    • K
    • 6
    Turn
    • J
    River
    • 9
    utangWinFull House, 9s and Kings26107.2226107.22
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    and, 09.17 Sat guess who won Tourney !

    p.s if I ran, as 'good' as ''some players'' be 100 rated
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    utangSmall blind1000.001000.0037919.78
    misterpjBig blind2000.003000.0019080.22
    Your hole cards
    • 8
    • K
    utangRaise3000.006000.0034919.78
    misterpjCall2000.008000.0017080.22
    Flop
    • Q
    • 2
    • K
    misterpjAll-in17080.2225080.220.00
    utangCall17080.2242160.4417839.56
    utangShow
    • Q
    • 2
    misterpjShow
    • 8
    • K
    Turn
    • 4
    River
    • J
    utangWinTwo Pairs, Queens and 2s42160.4460000.00
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    the hilarity, continues, dont worry, much more !
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    Lukeyboi11Small blind30.0030.002360.00
    1_PeppaPigBig blind60.0090.002485.00
    Your hole cards
    • 7
    • 7
    misterpjRaise120.00210.002540.00
    YovkaFold
    taylazyFold
    dtd115Fold
    Lukeyboi11Call90.00300.002270.00
    1_PeppaPigAll-in2485.002785.000.00
    misterpjAll-in2540.005325.000.00
    Lukeyboi11Fold
    misterpjUnmatched bet115.005210.00115.00
    1_PeppaPigShow
    • K
    • J
    misterpjShow
    • 7
    • 7
    Flop
    • K
    • J
    • Q
    Turn
    • 5
    River
    • A
    1_PeppaPigWinTwo Pairs, Kings and Jacks5210.005210.00
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    just 'bad luck ! innit' only for a Bounty ! I love, this place, couldnt live, without it
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    Lukeyboi11Small blind10.0010.00660.00
    1_PeppaPigBig blind20.0030.002220.00
    Your hole cards
    • 2
    • A
    misterpjRaise40.0070.002000.00
    YovkaFold
    taylazyCall40.00110.001730.00
    thenomad07Call40.00150.002080.00
    Lukeyboi11All-in660.00810.000.00
    1_PeppaPigFold
    misterpjCall630.001440.001370.00
    taylazyFold
    thenomad07Fold
    Lukeyboi11Show
    • 3
    • K
    misterpjShow
    • 2
    • A
    Flop
    • A
    • 10
    • 7
    Turn
    • K
    River
    • K
    Lukeyboi11WinThree Kings1440.001440.00
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    nothing 'wiffy' about the good old, rng, at all, just needs a bit of WD40 , its stuck...in riun mode !
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    SilentSmall blind75.0075.005000.00
    GlovesBig blind150.00225.007170.00
    Your hole cards
    • A
    • K
    cyallFold
    misterpjRaise300.00525.004270.00
    SilentFold
    GlovesCall150.00675.007020.00
    Flop
    • J
    • 3
    • A
    GlovesCheck
    misterpjBet675.001350.003595.00
    GlovesRaise1350.002700.005670.00
    misterpjAll-in3595.006295.000.00
    GlovesAll-in5670.0011965.000.00
    GlovesUnmatched bet2750.009215.002750.00
    GlovesShow
    • 3
    • J
    misterpjShow
    • A
    • K
    Turn
    • 5
    River
    • 2
    GlovesWinTwo Pairs, Jacks and 3s9215.0011965.00
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    WAFFLE37Small blind30.0030.001725.00
    misterpjBig blind60.0090.002440.00
    Your hole cards
    • 9
    • A
    stegstanRaise120.00210.001830.00
    alic5420Fold
    dcollectorFold
    lizhardFold
    WAFFLE37Call90.00300.001635.00
    misterpjRaise120.00420.002320.00
    stegstanCall60.00480.001770.00
    WAFFLE37Call60.00540.001575.00
    Flop
    • A
    • A
    • 10
    WAFFLE37Check
    misterpjCheck
    stegstanCheck
    Turn
    • 2
    WAFFLE37Check
    misterpjBet540.001080.001780.00
    stegstanCall540.001620.001230.00
    WAFFLE37Fold
    River
    • 3
    misterpjBet300.001920.001480.00
    stegstanAll-in1230.003150.000.00
    misterpjCall930.004080.00550.00
    misterpjShow
    • 9
    • A
    stegstanShow
    • 10
    • 10
    stegstanWinFull House, 10s and Aces4080.004080.00
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    bbMikebbMike Member Posts: 3,702
    1. Min raise over 2 limps with AKo
    2. You’re not in this hand, but it’s the only one that looks standard
    3. Double pot donk shove with weak top pair

    I agree with you that it’s not pretty.
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