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.Poker.p. j.Jenuis.,long road,to Poker Redemption.

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  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,300
    Well, three, £5.50 consecutive bounty hunters, in quick succession, as evidenced above, QQ best, straight best (1a) straight best (1b)

    (1b) was the cherry.

    So, for clarity, happy to stand, to be corrected, I believe, in the prior 40 minutes, the previous two exit hands, well, my money, went in the middle, best, and good, got 'nutted, fair enough, that poker.

    Head Up, Chin up,' we go again'

    And straight into, we'll, does everyone, really want to tell me, the following hand, is as regular as clockwork? seriously? six handed, no limit holdem, I just rechecked hand, now, in case, it's possible! I made, a spectacular, bell ended, Weapon, out of myself again?

    the flop, came, 8 hearts 9 spades 10 hearts

    pocket cards

    A spades 10 spades - 6 clubs 7 diamonds - J hearts 7 hearts- Q spades J diamonds (me)

    we had, 6 7 flopping the 10 high straight, we had A 10 flopping top pair A kicker with backdoor A nut flush draw, we had J 7 hearts flopping the J high straight, making;

    THREE flopped straights,! 10 high J high Q high Inc J 7 flopping the inside straight flush draw!

    this, may I remind all, is a £5.50 buy in, bounty hunter, for context, this is tournament poker, such a false, and unbalanced counter arguement, for, example, the, ' I multi table 16 tables all the time and play for 23 hours a day, yeah, sure, I bet you do see that, regular as clockwork, playing ten a Gazillion Hands a day, I average, 80 hands seen, per hour played, believe me, that's the biggest action four way hand, I have seen, in five weeks.

    The Maths, QJ 47% good J7 39% A 10 7% 67 zero, that is on the flop, all action happened, I got, it all in first, and best, the turn, a four of diamonds, 67 drawing dead, A10 drawing dead, J7 only 22% a four way all in, in a £5.50 BOUNTY HUNTER, is a huge hand, even bigger for me, having suffered two prior, previous coolers, even bigger for me, set myself, a monumental public poker challenge, even bigger bigger for me, yes, out to prove to BenjiMoulah, and others, I can actually play, rather than I can't actually play, and, hands like this, I believe, allow me, to have the ache, but, more importantly, Matt and others, you crack on telling me, that I can't play, and that, I won't admit it, to myself, and I will post, exact specific hands, like this, as my counter argument.

    73% good, to the river 5% insurance split pot, two hands drawing dead,Monumental hand, in context for me, and, can't hold again.

    Happy, christened elsewhere, to be ordained, King of the bad Beats, evidence, collective, may just prove after all, a King of the Bad Beats, justified title.

    Goldon, you asked, why my sharky, all over place, above, my best answer.

    Much Love Paul J
  • MynaFrettMynaFrett Member Posts: 752
    The 'Bad' beats notwithstanding, I'm enjoying your posts lately PJ. You also seem to have made a concerted effort to at least make them decipherable, which is great ;)

    I share your sentiments about Doyle and Hellmuth as icons of the game but for me the main man has to be Eric Seidel. He is of similar vintage to Phil, was there from the beginning. Unlike Hellmuth and Negreanu (who would get absolutely destroyed by top tournament players now, perhaps even by average tournament players) Seidel is still capable of holding his own and profiting even in the company of today's elite crushers (many of whom with genius IQ's and/or hundreds of hours spent running simulations with 'solvers') in the high roller events. This is a staggering achievement in my opinion and yet he continues to fly under the radar for the most part (unlike Phil who makes sure he is very much on everyone's radar at all times :D ). If I had the opportunity to sit with one of them, play some HU poker, have a few drinks and hear their poker life story...
    I would choose Eric Seidel without a moments hesitation.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vow017JSJqw
  • stokefcstokefc Member Posts: 7,829
    Seidel GIQ , he probably likes it that way
    wp pj
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,045
    Railed you last night must have been pleasing to take out your tormentor and flop minted hands ....... see; you can run good ..... not a flat race there are hurdles to jump. gl
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,300
    just, in case, any of the poker players, like a little in running flutter, on the machine, you, are not, playing, on a level playing field, in some ways, grudging respect for those wanting every possible advantage, but, in running, on the gee gees, seriously, don't, unless, you wish to be playing against;

    'those' hiring parking spaces in properties, very very near racecourses, (gaff tracks, favorite) then using drone (for live Real Time Pictures) just dwell, think on, real live time pictures (zero delay)

    So, if you spot, something like, a phantom 3X Pro, with lume cubes, innocently filming the garden of Kent, say, for example, round Plumpton area 😋 and, hey ho, a likkle Monday meeting for the egg spoon jumpers, when the jolly, turns in five clear, on the snaff, do not be taking 1.01! especially with that notorious run in.

    Especially, when you bare in mind, commercial grade fibre optics tinternet, runs at 1.4 terrabits per second, when your still trying to grab, 1.01 the jolly, the 50-1' pokes,chinned it, on the jamm stick,and be a weighing in,

    always happy, to make sure, my fellow poker ladies and gents, don't get their ' pant, a taken, down.

    . p. j. the mysterious one 😘
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,300
    built, a pseudo fan club before,

    This time, it the real deal;

    text message, from A Skypoker 'Don'

    he, yes its a him, he abhored me ( apparently?) and now? Tells me?
    Adores Me? Oooh Arrra?

    Anyways, it reads;

    first planned Big Gig ( when lock down ceases) at a very Famous Venue, is,

    Elvis Tribute

    attendees must be in period attire, suits (me) suits ( you) Sir.

    Elvis Tribute, mega event, in period attire, v.i.p tickets, for Mr and Mrs P. J on, ¤¥¢€¤¢ dare not, dare dare dare not, reveal player name.

    1. PRESS 1 for the MoulahBenji
    2. PRESS 2 for the Show

    This generous, appreciated, out of the blue, kind offer, got caveat,
    he, gets, to Jive, with Mrs p. j.

    😅🤗🥂

    serious MicroMasters business, tonight

    Will let, TheTeam, choose, which biggie, to stick me in, next Sunday 👍🤣


  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,300
    just warming up, for tonight,

    Fearless balanced, Poker, has to be, in your armoury,

    Even, when you get it wrong, running, it, into best two possible, playing, balanced, fear factor, devoid poker, way, too go.

    This time, incorrect, next time 😁 might be (tonight) right👍






    320 over 1000,that,comes,my way, even, into, best, pocket two 🤔
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,300
    Big thank you, to NOSTRI and waller02

    thourally, enjoyed, a tilt at the windmill, in Micromasters, scripted, not to be 😘 by the Poker Gods, but, just like Arnie, " I'll be back" 😇

    Yes, I know posting this, ' in "my gaff", would not have the tumerity, to post anywhere else.

    I adore, genuinely adore, being christened, theBadBeatKing, by NOSTRI, I adore that tag.

    Two fold, reminds me of, another favorite player of mine, John Robert Bellande, he was (is) tagged, with that, in real life.

    Your boy. p. j, was going for micromasters glory, like my Poker Life depended on it, and then, guess what!

    Lost the previous hand, to the same player, by a fraction, how my bet, with a pair of KK got called, with the board showing, what it was showing, I am not sure, but, to me, that's a good thing, made a mental note, to myself, to be ready, blimey, ready came, in the very very next hand.

    Guess,what happened (again)

    I turned, the straight, my suited 10 8, crushing pocket 10 7,well, 87% good, in my poker language, that is crushing, when one card to come.

    The Bad Beat King, will come back, twice as determined, next week, can't wait, for the first hand, of the first tournament, 17.15 Monday, "he is ready" 😉








  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,045
    Railed you again Sunday and do you know.......... you're all at sea Biscuit.
  • gpc70gpc70 Member Posts: 1,997
    with greville doing the steering?
  • madprofmadprof Member Posts: 3,458
    Given all the lurve that Paul’s splashing around, 😘

    If I’ve understood (sic) some of Paul’s recent posts, can I suggest? organise a picnic with Ryan ( @waller02 ) Nozzer ( @NOSTRI ) and is it Moulah Benji ? ( @MattBates ) where Tagteamtactics can Be discussed if and you are paired up in the NOZZERTEAMSOFTWO Tourney....👹 ( PLEASE, PLEASE. @PKRPar Be kind when you spin that wheel of (mis)fortune to decide the teams of 2!)

    Take some food though guys as might be a few sausage rolls short...🤪

  • madprofmadprof Member Posts: 3,458
    Given all the lurve that Paul’s splashing around, 😘

    If I’ve understood (sic) some of Paul’s recent posts, can I suggest? organise a picnic with Ryan ( @waller02 ) Nozzer ( @NOSTRI ) and is it Moulah Benji ? ( @MattBates ) where Tagteamtactics can Be discussed if and you are paired up in the NOZZERTEAMSOFTWO Tourney....👹 ( PLEASE, PLEASE. @PKRPar Be kind when you spin that wheel of (mis)fortune to decide the teams of 2!)

    Take some food though guys as might be a few sausage rolls short...🤪

  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,300
    goldon, only dipped my toe, into THREE mtts, third of which, exit hand, above, that would be, the turned straight ( again) into the stacked leader, with two pair, know I was only 87% to hold that, one card to come, you see, I'm All At Sea, Seeing The Stars, with poker😇

    One day, I might, just might, share the story, about my little horse, she, was, actually, an Ascot class 1 winner, ' we' acquired her, out of a claimer.

    Bout? a decade and a half ago, 'we' were planning, a right old touch, with her, took a years planning, she had only three runs, which were, last run of prior season, way to high grade, tailed off, (good) nice long winters rest, and getting her ready, for new season, and a right old touch.

    The sighter, was on Lingfield sandunes, five runners, she was about, 75 % fit, world seemed to know it, drifted, like she was all at sea, went off 33-1,not 1p on.

    That race, still makes me smile, same pilot, always rode her, he knew, we knew, she was just out, to stretch her legs, and come home, in her own time, that, this, was her first and only ever run, on the sandunes, her ideal, was a stiff 6f or easy 7f,on good ground.

    only five runners, 33-1, from memory, both the jockey, and us watching, were in equal real time shock, as the field turned in, two out, she is cantering, pulling double, " how" she encountered, so much traffic trouble,all the way, up the home straight, well, it happens! bit like my poker, at the moment, cantering, and run into trouble.

    So that was that, Yarmouth, had to be money in the bank, biggest price, off course, 33-1,opened,16s,went off, low single figures, and, flew in last half furlong, not get up, bout 4 clear 20 yards past, the post. Not, any sort of good day.

    That came, two runs later, last ever win, 18 runners, 20s>9-1,won on the bob, a short head, she went 1.01 when she hit the front, idled, traded 1.87 in foto finish betting, shortest short head, ever, half a pixel.

    Went for a long peaceful meandering, countryside walk, in the early hours, with my beautiful little Pomeranian ****, a delightful little 'Woofer' (age 6) her name is glockenspiel, pommies brimful of character, loyalty, eccentricity, unwavering devotion, fearless as well, many many times, she has gone hairing after, alsations, greyhounds (I am not kidding) who have ' dared' to try to steal, her moth eaten six year old favorite toy, for walks.

    'she' knows it, as code for a walk, "foxi gal, get your woofin stick" easier to call her foxi, for short, glockenspiel bit of a mouthful, and she ' spit double' for a female Fox.

    here she is,



    chatting to her, just us two, plus, odd owl, good few bunnie rabbits, she does not want me to be,

    The Bad Beat King, and she is correct, if I had any doubts, my only dabble, today, and exit with 10 10 has made my mind up, positive thinking, from the all new;

    RUNGOODPRINCE






    Poker, impossible, to run this bad, ongoing, so the Heater.. a coming.


  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,045
    edited June 2020
    Beware site maintenance .... all change "Charring Cross"

    Climbing Mountains you fall off long way down. Pothole you're fishing around in the Dark.
    Bragg on here, expect to be looked up by Melvin. Flush hunting is so yesterday. 7-2 get you full on. !

    Onward & upward only place you can go............ cough!
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,300
    my goldon, you are spot on.

    flush hunting ( a long lost art)

    slightly confused? ( but compliment accepted) please, Please do, rail away.

    Guesstimate?, next seven days, for micromasters, five hours minimum, times 7 = 35 average, 100 hands an hour + double table,let's say 15 hours,by my limited mathematic, gives you in the region of, 5000 potential hands, please rail the lot, feel free to ask a question, about any single hand,
    do save any question(s) until the end, of said seven days.

    ? tentatively, he asks;
    How would you, conclude, whether a Poker player, is all at sea, shipwrecked, chundering away, to 'Wilson?' Mr Hanks friend, not the Dads Army Captain, or, playing Optimum, when, you can't factor in the pocket cards.

    That, was just a thought, 👍
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,045
    Wish you Lots of Luck but expect skill ....... feel my eyes before you leap.
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,300
    for, the poker record, for Skypoker history;

    the boy 'pj' will forever, and, forever and a day, ' I can, get down, wiv da yoof' anytime I chose, but, that not happening, anymore.

    Unlike, some, I am, genuinely, Kevlar coated, and all to aware, truly blessed, in life.

    Forever, and a day, I will, sing, the NOSTRI, waller02, 'and 10s' praises, irrespective, and regardless,always.

    the forum, contributer, I miss, a lot, for one, single, solitary reason, is ZEN, Coz, he made not just myself, but plenty others ( laugh) priceless, laughing, the genuine variety, is FREE,;

    Even, the BigBossMan, had ZEN down, with a redeeming feature, and Mark, after the verbal war, declared, it was all banter, played on a table, with Mark, only last night, he get chinned, fh, over his straight.

    In reverence, to ZEN,. P. J. Wishes, some 'of these BLO-hards, would actually, put their, Poker money, where their mouths are, step up to the poker plate, join Micromasters, and show' us' mere poker mortals, how it is done, I read, Plenty plenty Talk, (easy) but, not much Action 😘
  • mumsiemumsie Member Posts: 7,991
    @misterpj

    why are you sat out at your table tonight?
  • madprofmadprof Member Posts: 3,458
    mumsie said:

    @misterpj

    why are you sat out at your table tonight?

    too busy writing sonnets to sing to nozzer..... :#
  • madprofmadprof Member Posts: 3,458
    Charles? ( @mumsie )
    You have tasted Roederer Cristal before? :p

    PJ's got a bottle with our name on it at the Brighton SPT......
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