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Heart Felt GENUINE, Tony, I, have not won, a Single, tournament, key, critical

misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
edited November 2020 in Brags, Beats and Variance
hand, for myself, from a Gazzilion, behind, yet, been done, hundreds, FACT, not. fiction

Verbatim Fact
running HOT, really?

Mate, genuine, misterpj, needs, a Poker Coach, like 'he needs'?..
Well zero,save for a rampent dose, of the Farmer Jiles, Giles,.... ๐Ÿ˜˜
A no limit, tournament, Coach..
Not, need, Required; seriously ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
In Fifty Fits
What, I do need, is someone...
like, one of my, Oft declared Hero's.. Mr Hellmuth, Tony K, coach my mind, too take, these vicious beats
TONY? mtt player, too play for your life? Matt, pj,.Mr Doyle Brunson
you want the job, 2nd best tournament player, on this site, happy, to HAVE YOU ON BOARD
P. P. V. figures, as good as Tyson v Jones Nov 28th....๐Ÿ‘ As, in sensational....
How, misterpj?.meant too?
Metaphorically, shake their hands.?

Serious, buddy, GENUINE SERIOUS...
Will, play the lot of 'em' off the tables... 2021..๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ PJ.
2 hours plus, deep.. Shake hand, really..?????? Poker Maths, says, NADA




the, reason, it makes me, exocet, and physically SICK, is relentless against, not, a remote clue for?
THIS,
is, this.........?


Zero Jests, I will travel, pay for best Meal ever..
Up, too You
Dieties Bless, pj ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
ยซ1345

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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Just seen, brief sorte, on top table closed...
    One thing, about MRPJ misterpj,
    Always, up, for, every single hand...
    On delay, face cards up....
    Tells you, all, you ever need to know.. ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹
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    dragon1964dragon1964 Member Posts: 3,051
    Google Translate is rubbish.
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    Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 160,174
    edited November 2020
    Kings losing to A-Q is absolutely standard.

    If you can't handle a standard beat like that, poker is not the game for you.

    It's the sort of beat we all take, every day.

    And we get both sides of it too, we beat Kings with AK/AQ/AJ etc.

    Instead of wasting time copying & posting these hands, which is negative energy & achieves nothing, invest some time in doing something positive to help you understand how poker affects our minds.

    Have a read of this, or a listen to the Audio book.


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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Rubbish.. ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘โค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’
    Better, no limit, hold em player, than..
    The majority...
    Could have, A DAMP DREAM.., bout.. ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿคง๐Ÿคง๐Ÿคง๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค’๐Ÿค’๐Ÿค’๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค•
    ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
    ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿค•
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    Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 160,174
    edited November 2020
    16 words & 111 emojis in a single post must be some sort of unenviable record.

    God knows what those emojis are supposed to convey.
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    So, feel free....
    To, step Up, join the 'good BANTERED, debate..'

    To, be, a WINNING PLAYER....

    GET, IT, IN, APPALLING BAD,... more... Really ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Bounty Hunter, real time, LIVE...









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    Jac35Jac35 Member Posts: 6,477
    Tikay10 said:

    16 words & 111 emojis in a single post must be some sort of unenviable record.

    God knows what those emojis are supposed to convey.

    Iโ€™d love to see the reply before it was edited ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š


    Maybe i could be the mental coach thatโ€™s required!
    Iโ€™m good at taking beats in my stride
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Tony,

    Will give 'em summit'

    Blind Loyalty.. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    but..
    ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜…
    โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
    ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’ž
    โฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’“

    ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Sometimes, it presents itself...
    So Easily....
    Jac35..
    Pick, the buy in....
    Your free choice.. ยฃ110
    ยฃ55
    any fixed, level, YOU LIKE..

    misterpj v Jac the PHENOM35..
    I, will match it..
    100 straight, DYMS, seeing, that's your bag...

    Caveat, all 100 dym hands, every single one, POSTED...
    side, bet, for CHARIDEE.. AS MUCH AS YOU WANT...

    JAC35, dym.. (please, I'm betta then timmy, lmaoff) PHENOM

    V

    misterpj, the clueless poker player...
    You, ain't got, The WHOTSITS..

    100 DYM. and please, call all ya MATES.....
    ME, YOU, every hand, every single play.....
    For the forum, too ICM ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโฃ๏ธโฃ๏ธโฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž AV, that. LOVE., misterpj

    On, odds compiler NOUSE.. JAC35 1-66, misterpj 25-1..draw, 50-1..๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
    I will have, AS MUCH, AS ANYONE WANTS TO LAY....
    CASH..
    PAID ON
    UP FRONT..
    av, that... ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโฃ๏ธโฃ๏ธโฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž
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    stokefcstokefc Member Posts: 7,632
    hu for rolls jac , you gotta do it :#
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    Jac35Jac35 Member Posts: 6,477
    Itโ€™s very difficult to understand what youโ€™re saying

    If you want to have a dym challenge v me then yeah, absolutely, we can play
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Stoke, and 'the CLUB'

    Come up with.
    1. One SINGLE REASON?
    ...
    WHY, I wouldn't....


    Would be, A SUPREME PLEASURE...

    GAUNTLETT, thrown down....

    The club, can even, collective. Make the blinking. Rules..

    Got,the MolahBenji.. Lol plenty.. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡
    ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž
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    Jac35Jac35 Member Posts: 6,477
    edited November 2020
    1k Dyms at ยฃ10 level

    Player with most profit at the end wins

    Loser pays the winner 1k
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    The--DonThe--Don Member Posts: 392
    Goodness me, what an absolute mess this thread is!

    I've often heard of the legend that is @misterpj but never managed to read a full post from him because without fail, his posts are as poorly constructed as his poker ranges and typically seem to make even less sense.

    We all show ourselves up from time to time. This fellow seems to do it almost daily and IMO, if the suits at Sky haven't had regular chats with him about how damaging poker is to his life, they're not doing their jobs properly.
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Matey
    In, the Real World,
    Not Hard to find,
    Not Hard, too check out...
    Two best buddies,
    One, sat, right now, DUBLIN.. liquid, 600 milly..
    Belive it, or not, couldn't give A
    Tuther..5. mins, slow stroll, up road...
    Back Me,...
    For the CRAIC.... belive it,..
    You, mate, lay down, RIGID rules...
    misterpj, ain't DUCKING IT..

    Save for, EVERY HAND... every hand, for THE FORUM, too see... โœ‹โœ‹โœ‹๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    'oohh, I dont like it.
    TIMMY, gets, all THE KOUDOS..
    to, right raa raa, does.
    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Would not, entertain, the Bet, v timmy,
    V You... Show Up time
    ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž
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    waller02waller02 Member Posts: 9,014
    misterpj said:

    'oohh, I dont like it.
    TIMMY, gets, all THE KOUDOS..
    to, right raa raa, does.
    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Would not, entertain, the Bet, v timmy,
    V You... Show Up time
    ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž

    Jac35 is one of the best DYM players on the site. Gl
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    gpc70gpc70 Member Posts: 1,997
    only a pony you fancy your chances then Paul
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Just... For GPC.
    will, do, Punting Dreams.
    Documented.... 2021....
    Ultimate Irony... for, my buddy, in DUBLIN
    ON, so so many levels...
    Snap folding these, BOG Standard...

    Now, only, gotta get The Noodle round....

    Snap, fold, pocket KK....
    EVERY TIME..
    for NATHAN... pocket KK, most profitable hand, entire 25 year career,... โœ‹โœ‹โœ‹ยฎ๏ธยฎ๏ธยฎ๏ธ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐ŸŽ‰, for misterpj, Skypoker, Ahnialating hand...
    Lmaoff ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    These..

    Snap Fold.
    Because...!




    Simply, standard. ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜€
    ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡
    โœ‹โœ‹โœ‹โœ‹โœ‹โœ‹โœ‹โœ‹โœ‹โœ‹โœ‹๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค•
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