WTF (2)

misterpj · September 2023

A game of Skill, fundamentally based on Mathematical Probability.
Odds Calculations are based, for example on two live (non folded J's) being in the deck!

Not 'the hand'
the random hand / tourney context!

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
misterpj	Small blind		40.00	40.00	16770.00
onepara26	Big blind		80.00	120.00	7130.00
	Your hole cards	J J
891925	Fold
hogan02	Raise		3440.00	3560.00	560.00
t6gold20	Fold
issy123402	Fold
misterpj	Call		3400.00	6960.00	13370.00
onepara26	Fold
Flop
		K Q 4
misterpj	Bet		80.00	7040.00	13290.00
hogan02	All-in		560.00	7600.00	0.00
misterpj	Call		480.00	8080.00	12810.00
misterpj	Show	J J
hogan02	Show	A 10
Turn
		J
River
		10
hogan02	Win	Straight to the Ace	8080.00		8080.00

misterpj · September 2023

back 2 back, seperate £5.50 bh's
Hilarious Stuff.
£5.50 bh
karlluke 'not found' opted out

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Updewhites	Small blind		200.00	200.00	3810.00
Nemesis88	Big blind		400.00	600.00	10915.00
	Your hole cards	K A
bar4004	Fold
misterpj	All-in		1857.50	2457.50	0.00
karlluke	Call		1857.50	4315.00	10027.50
Asilnadir	Fold
Updewhites	All-in		3810.00	8125.00	0.00
Nemesis88	Fold
karlluke	Call		2152.50	10277.50	7875.00
Updewhites	Show	Q A
misterpj	Show	K A
karlluke	Show	4 6
Flop
		10 4 3
Turn
		2
River
		9
karlluke	Win	Pair of 4s	10277.50		18152.50

misterpj · September 2023

It's Scintillating Poker GOLD!

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
kkennedy	Small blind		300.00	300.00	60.00
nufc2707	Big blind		600.00	900.00	7780.00
	Your hole cards	K A
trip55	Fold
Feeeerg	Fold
misterpj	All-in		1385.00	2285.00	0.00
072327	Fold
kkennedy	All-in		60.00	2345.00	0.00
nufc2707	Call		785.00	3130.00	6995.00
kkennedy	Show	8 9
nufc2707	Show	8 7
misterpj	Show	K A
Flop
		Q A 9
Turn
		6
River
		10
nufc2707	Win	Straight to the 10	3130.00		10125.00

misterpj · September 2023

'oh please Lord'
Skypoker TV.
nout else,. Check Sharky.
3,back to back £5.50 BH.
av i miss summit?
Pocket AK SUITED, SUITED, & pocket AK.
is it? the new nevis ecued DEUCE 7 off pocket!
FT, bubble, massive stack v shorteee!
I am so inspired, too play rofl, more.

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
misterpj	Small blind		400.00	400.00	2086.25
jkav88	Big blind		800.00	1200.00	27946.25
	Your hole cards	K A
drummie	Fold
scottie73	Fold
misterpj	All-in		2086.25	3286.25	0.00
jkav88	Call		1686.25	4972.50	26260.00
misterpj	Show	K A
jkav88	Show	K 10
Flop
		8 9 J
Turn
		9
River
		Q
jkav88	Win	Straight to the King	4972.50		31232.50

misterpj · September 2023

and;
06.00 am £5.50 bounty hunter;
At 06.48.
feat;
Biggy Big'z v Smallee Smsll'z
keepin Straight Faces All.

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Joelio64	Small blind		200.00	200.00	5135.00
carson88	Big blind		400.00	600.00	2402.50
	Your hole cards	6 7
solo86	Call		400.00	1000.00	4542.11
misterpj	Fold
DOHHHHHHH	All-in		8787.89	9787.89	0.00
Joelio64	Fold
carson88	Fold
solo86	All-in		4542.11	14330.00	0.00
DOHHHHHHH	Unmatched bet		3845.78	10484.22	3845.78
solo86	Show	10 10
DOHHHHHHH	Show	5 5
Flop
		2 Q 4
Turn
		Q
River
		5
DOHHHHHHH	Win	Full House, 5s and Queens	10484.22		14330.00

Tikay10 · September 2023

@misterpj

Morning Paul, hope you & the family are well.

"karlluke 'not found' opted out"

@karlluke aka "Tina" is a lovely lady, been on Sky Poker since almost the very beginning, she joined in May 2007. Has attended almost every SPT we've ever held (though oddly, not Manchester last week) & has cashed in them numerous times.

PS - this is one of my favourite weekends of the year - Arc weekend. The Abbaye & Arc might be two of my favourite flat races. The Brits have traditionally dominated the Abbaye, as you know. Can't wait.

green_beer · September 2023

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Tikay10 said:
@misterpj

Morning Paul, hope you & the family are well.

"karlluke 'not found' opted out"

@karlluke aka "Tina" is a lovely lady, been on Sky Poker since almost the very beginning, she joined in May 2007. Has attended almost every SPT we've ever held (though oddly, not Manchester last week) & has cashed in them numerous times.

PS - this is one of my favourite weekends of the year - Arc weekend. The Abbaye & Arc might be two of my favourite flat races. The Brits have traditionally dominated the Abbaye, as you know. Can't wait.

talking about horses, i noticed an AP o'brian horse @ newmarket in the 2.25, priced at 33/1, something gotta be up with that, i mentioned it to a couple betters i know, they both said, you aint getting 33/1 on an o'brain horse.......so naturally stick a wee quid on it e/w, fingers n toes crossed for that one, doubled with dutch decoy in the 3.40

if they both hit, might have to treat myself to a sunday major entry haha, or more likely a sunday mini, sensible bankroll management over here, haha

edit** nae champagne, but landed the e/w on the 33/1 shot........guess its back to the micro games

ha

edit 2. dutch decoy was 6th...8 places paid.....canny complain....;)

misterpj · October 2023

'curse of pocket AK' rofl.
BH, FT, bubble, biggy Stak v littleee smalls lol

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
handyand28	Sit out
Nosurrenda	Small blind		300.00	300.00	10105.00
csk1	Big blind		600.00	900.00	11115.00
	Your hole cards	K A
misterpj	All-in		1530.00	2430.00	0.00
janc59	Fold
loopie5421	Fold
Nosurrenda	All-in		10105.00	12535.00	0.00
csk1	Fold
Nosurrenda	Unmatched bet		8875.00	3660.00	8875.00
Nosurrenda	Show	6 6
misterpj	Show	K A
Flop
		10 4 2
Turn
		8
River
		10
Nosurrenda	Win	Two Pairs, 10s and 6s	3660.00		12535.00

bongo69 · October 2023

The sickest run out ever...

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
bongo69	Small blind		£0.05	£0.05	£9.45
Hawkinni	Big blind		£0.10	£0.15	£9.24
	Your hole cards	K 8
domo86	Fold
Tomtip	Call		£0.10	£0.25	£9.65
Ooc	Raise		£0.20	£0.45	£17.67
bongo69	Call		£0.15	£0.60	£9.30
Hawkinni	Fold
Tomtip	Call		£0.10	£0.70	£9.55
Flop
		7 6 J
bongo69	Check
Tomtip	Check
Ooc	Bet		£0.10	£0.80	£17.57
bongo69	Fold
Tomtip	Call		£0.10	£0.90	£9.45
Turn
		10
Tomtip	Check
Ooc	Check
River
		10
Tomtip	Bet		£0.45	£1.35	£9.00
Ooc	Raise		£2.25	£3.60	£15.32
Tomtip	All-in		£9.00	£12.60	£0.00
Ooc	Call		£7.20	£19.80	£8.12
Tomtip	Show	10 10
Ooc	Show	J J
Tomtip	Win	Four 10s	£18.40		£18.40

misterpj · October 2023

Good job I got the ability to Larf like a 'JOURNEY OF GIRAFFE'

thanks to Sharky, which nails the BS of, just choosing selective hands!
Which I never have.

£5.50 bounty hunter FT 'bubble'
per & by chance, glanced my stats just prior this hand, always looking at the pre flop fold %
Nearly always 70 _80%, oh I hear, GET it IN rancid more!

Biggy & Big v small (ps) both got stacked hitting sub 10% chasing all ins.

Likkle old me, played those appalling Pockets, AK suited!

But then, that's just perma Varience rofl.

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Mouse101	Small blind		75.00	75.00	5590.00
misterpj	Big blind		150.00	225.00	2410.00
	Your hole cards	A K
alan25	Raise		300.00	525.00	9475.00
Mouse101	Raise		975.00	1500.00	4615.00
misterpj	All-in		2410.00	3910.00	0.00
alan25	Fold
Mouse101	Call		1510.00	5420.00	3105.00
Mouse101	Show	10 10
misterpj	Show	A K
Flop
		5 7 10
Turn
		J
River
		K
Mouse101	Win	Three 10s	5420.00		8525.00

misterpj · October 2023

Or, is it a Giraffe Of Poker Journeys?!

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
LiamC125	Small blind		100.00	100.00	5200.00
vloon	Big blind		200.00	300.00	250.00
	Your hole cards	10 10
misterpj	Raise		400.00	700.00	3850.00
LiamC125	Fold
vloon	All-in		250.00	950.00	0.00
misterpj	Call		50.00	1000.00	3800.00
vloon	Show	7 10
misterpj	Show	10 10
Flop
		8 J 9
Turn
		4
River
		A
vloon	Win	Straight to the Jack	1000.00		1000.00

misterpj · October 2023

THE BUZZ hoss?
Sat nite Chelms,9 race CARD.
Marco Gianni rides T T. C. Well almost!. 2 key rides.
7/1, 14/1,11/1,and bet of the day KABIQA at time of post A MORAL 11/2 best
then 33/1 Sir Oliver
You work it and in the last LADY NAGIN 9/2
KABIQA 11/2 & LADY NAGIN 9/2 your ew each ew double bet(s) of the day.
Inspiring STUFF.
young PIKE rocking & rollin (Rizla been doo in it 25 anus horribulas) too + 28k & rollin.
Supreme, fantastic.
Moulah Benji Arf a millions Dollar Steve Austin Man...
Was it?
Euro v Sterling?
Euro v Paseta?
Sterling v DOLLAR / CRYTPTO.....
OR, a simple Bank Arf milly, reset, reboot,
Capture nuvver 375,000 €¢¥$£££rofl.
For the EVIDENCE your Honor..
Mr. Sam. BANKMAN.. (fried / fryed) not lookin 2 GLORIOUS (Evidence based, of course!)
Evidence, is EVIDENCE your honour (unless MR BERNIE ECCLESTONE) who forgot..
The odd chump change, 430 milly!
simply Forgot the Odd 430 million.!
or Fluggly (vile) Phil Filky (sir) MATEY GREEN (ruff ruff N Tough)!! ASK miss MOSS.
green, wot a vile SPECIMAN.
Pension Funds RINSED, (sir) Phil & BERNIE too pure & honest = besties, would pay,..
Not, within a ZILLION miles, on JUDGEMENT DAY.
Mean While. £11.00 buy in BOUNTY HUNTER.
biggy (not me) v small micro ME.
POCKETS?...
NEITHER in blinds,...
We got?...
AK pocket on a K 6 4 FLOP.
V pocket Q 3 NON blind calling that!!!!
What HIM HIT?? ROFL.
TURN RIVER RUNNER RUNNER. Buu Titt. Y full.
Xxxxx

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
chkngeorge	Small blind		150.00	150.00	5760.00
summer666	Big blind		300.00	450.00	2990.00
	Your hole cards	K A
misterpj	Raise		600.00	1050.00	5275.00
yesdj	Call		600.00	1650.00	24085.00
chkngeorge	Fold
summer666	Fold
Flop
		K 6 4
misterpj	Bet		300.00	1950.00	4975.00
yesdj	Call		300.00	2250.00	23785.00
Turn
		3
misterpj	Bet		300.00	2550.00	4675.00
yesdj	Call		300.00	2850.00	23485.00
River
		Q
misterpj	Bet		300.00	3150.00	4375.00
yesdj	Raise		3750.00	6900.00	19735.00
misterpj	Call		3450.00	10350.00	925.00
yesdj	Show	Q 3
misterpj	Show	K A
yesdj	Win	Two Pairs, Queens and 3s	10350.00		30085.00

misterpj · October 2023

Oh B. A. B. I roff roff All.

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
reefpod22	Small blind		100.00	100.00	3125.00
DogDooDoo	Big blind		200.00	300.00	4025.00
	Your hole cards	7 A
kkennedy	Call		200.00	500.00	675.00
misterpj	Call		200.00	700.00	875.00
reefpod22	Call		100.00	800.00	3025.00
DogDooDoo	All-in		4025.00	4825.00	0.00
kkennedy	All-in		675.00	5500.00	0.00
misterpj	All-in		875.00	6375.00	0.00
reefpod22	Fold
DogDooDoo	Unmatched bet		3150.00	3225.00	3150.00
DogDooDoo	Show	A 8
kkennedy	Show	6 6
misterpj	Show	7 A
Flop
		4 7 8
Turn
		8
River
		7
DogDooDoo	Win	Full House, 8s and 7s	3225.00		6375.00

misterpj · October 2023

£5.50 bubble.
Biggy v Smallee.
Every other player, made A COMMENT..
YOU, PULL. UP CHAT..

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
OAJONES	Small blind		40.00	40.00	2965.00
william169	Big blind		80.00	120.00	6310.00
	Your hole cards	Q Q
misterpj	All-in		390.00	510.00	0.00
Bikerboy00	Fold
SootedPOWA	Fold
OAJONES	Fold
william169	Call		310.00	820.00	6000.00
william169	Show	K 8
misterpj	Show	Q Q
Flop
		5 8 8
Turn
		J
River
		J
william169	Win	Full House, 8s and Jacks	820.00		6820.00

misterpj · October 2023

So. Moulah & one 2 & young P. I. K. E run..ike this..
It's flukkinnn.
Hil. Arious
£5.50 BH..

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
rim	Small blind		40.00	40.00	3020.00
FRANK100	Big blind		80.00	120.00	980.00
	Your hole cards	A J
misterpj	All-in		820.00	940.00	0.00
scousemast	Fold
rim	Fold
FRANK100	All-in		980.00	1920.00	0.00
FRANK100	Unmatched bet		240.00	1680.00	240.00
FRANK100	Show	K K
misterpj	Show	A J
Flop
		9 J J
Turn
		K
River
		4
FRANK100	Win	Full House, Kings and Jacks	1680.00		1920.00

misterpj · October 2023

'when, you just (experience based) KNOW'
your MILLION..
pre.
ROFL.

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Dendrite22	Small blind		100.00	100.00	7045.00
kirkcud67	Big blind		200.00	300.00	5190.00
	Your hole cards	K A
maddadatho	Fold
misterpj	Raise		400.00	700.00	4562.50
philrobo60	Raise		600.00	1300.00	14417.50
ohbolox	Fold
Dendrite22	Fold
kirkcud67	Call		400.00	1700.00	4790.00
misterpj	Raise		400.00	2100.00	4162.50
philrobo60	Raise		400.00	2500.00	14017.50
kirkcud67	Fold
misterpj	All-in		4162.50	6662.50	0.00
philrobo60	Raise		7925.00	14587.50	6092.50
philrobo60	Unmatched bet		3962.50	10625.00	10055.00
misterpj	Show	K A
philrobo60	Show	A 3
Flop
		3 5 9
Turn
		J
River
		7
philrobo60	Win	Pair of 3s	10625.00		20680.00

misterpj · October 2023

Never, and not ever 'play like Findlay'
More Emma's father... that's Emma's ex SPANKY (I could comment) but Refrain.
Full of it? Am I.. Lol.
Which Marco hoss, is THE one 😉👍

misterpj · October 2023

No comms needed
Final table
£5.50 BH.
Heads up for an hour.
Keep LARFIN.

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
misterpj	Small blind		800.00	800.00	26052.00
MICKAA	Big blind		1600.00	2400.00	39548.00
	Your hole cards	K K
misterpj	Raise		5600.00	8000.00	20452.00
MICKAA	All-in		39548.00	47548.00	0.00
misterpj	All-in		20452.00	68000.00	0.00
MICKAA	Unmatched bet		14296.00	53704.00	14296.00
misterpj	Show	K K
MICKAA	Show	A 10
Flop
		2 J 7
Turn
		5
River
		A
MICKAA	Win	Pair of Aces	53704.00		68000.00

TheWaddy · October 2023

Many of your hands are showing the online enhanced hands, mostly changing the lead on the turn or river.

Many, many of your hands are all in preflop, that when the hands are revealed you are shown to have made the right decision.

However, with an enhanced deck online, making the right decision with cards to come, never mind all in preflop, will unfortunately result in a helluver lot of this.

Play small ball.... and get frustrated this way instead! But you will lose smaller.... you cant stop prevent something that is written to do this, but its so predictable that you will know when you are beat.

You can often see the turn card being the precise only card you didnt want to see... ignore this at your peril, that card is there for a reason, even if your still ahead, it is setting up a river card...

misterpj · October 2023

&

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
chickdog13	Small blind		75.00	75.00	5872.50
Gvbnugvv	Big blind		150.00	225.00	4270.00
	Your hole cards	Q Q
jamboGJ	Fold
wodgieban	Fold
misterpj	Raise		600.00	825.00	5852.50
Corkymcgo	Fold
chickdog13	Fold
Gvbnugvv	Call		450.00	1275.00	3820.00
Flop
		9 8 7
Gvbnugvv	Check
misterpj	Bet		637.50	1912.50	5215.00
Gvbnugvv	All-in		3820.00	5732.50	0.00
misterpj	All-in		5215.00	10947.50	0.00
misterpj	Unmatched bet		2032.50	8915.00	2032.50
Gvbnugvv	Show	9 A
misterpj	Show	Q Q
Turn
		8
River
		A
Gvbnugvv	Win	Two Pairs, Aces and 9s	8915.00		8915.00

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