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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,242
    Tony.
    It will always, keep me chuckling.
    Eastbourne, rather deep fry, Olive Oil,WOK style. My Khahoonas.
    How you doing? with your Poker COACH 😂😉👌👍😊👏😘😜🥒🥒🥒❤️👉
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    LuckyLokiSmall blind500.00500.0018750.00
    anthony814Big blind1000.001500.0027220.00
    Your hole cards
    • J
    • J
    misterpjAll-in8750.0010250.000.00
    VIVARONAll-in21705.0031955.000.00
    LuckyLokiFold
    anthony814Fold
    VIVARONUnmatched bet12955.0019000.0012955.00
    misterpjShow
    • J
    • J
    VIVARONShow
    • Q
    • A
    Flop
    • 7
    • 4
    • Q
    Turn
    • 7
    River
    • 3
    VIVARONWinTwo Pairs, Queens and 7s19000.0031955.00
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,242
    07.00 am £5.50 BH
    😉
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    BongmongSmall blind10.0010.001810.00
    jedinemoBig blind20.0030.002180.00
    Your hole cards
    • Q
    • A
    maggitFold
    DOHHHHHHHRaise40.0070.001980.00
    misterpjRaise60.00130.001930.00
    BongmongRaise230.00360.001580.00
    jedinemoFold
    DOHHHHHHHFold
    misterpjCall180.00540.001750.00
    Flop
    • Q
    • 2
    • 9
    BongmongBet270.00810.001310.00
    misterpjAll-in1750.002560.000.00
    BongmongAll-in1310.003870.000.00
    misterpjUnmatched bet170.003700.00170.00
    BongmongShow
    • 9
    • J
    misterpjShow
    • Q
    • A
    Turn
    • 9
    River
    • 3
    BongmongWinThree 9s3700.003700.00
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,242
    Reasonably Funny.
    B. H.
    sun eve
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    misterpjSmall blind75.0075.006255.00
    ellimae9Big blind150.00225.004087.50
    Your hole cards
    • K
    • A
    leeahick26Fold
    charlsefCall150.00375.0016960.00
    ALLIN222Fold
    shazbatsFold
    misterpjRaise225.00600.006030.00
    ellimae9All-in4087.504687.500.00
    charlsefFold
    misterpjCall3937.508625.002092.50
    misterpjShow
    • K
    • A
    ellimae9Show
    • J
    • 10
    Flop
    • 5
    • 4
    • J
    Turn
    • K
    River
    • 10
    ellimae9WinTwo Pairs, Jacks and 10s8625.008625.00
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,242
    this fella called Findin 1Fin extra ordinary record of 'getting there'
    don't worry about 'math'!
    £5.50 BH
    1 card to be dealt
    60% v 24% v 16%
    Outsider of 3, best system (racing parlence) which is also a fallacy!
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    jedinemoSmall blind15.0015.001735.00
    misterpjBig blind30.0045.00360.00
    Your hole cards
    • K
    • K
    PinkoRaise60.00105.003360.00
    richman82Call60.00165.004545.00
    mukta1818Fold
    jedinemoCall45.00210.001690.00
    misterpjAll-in360.00570.000.00
    PinkoFold
    richman82Call330.00900.004215.00
    jedinemoRaise1560.002460.00130.00
    richman82Call1230.003690.002985.00
    Flop
    • 6
    • Q
    • J
    jedinemoAll-in130.003820.000.00
    richman82Call130.003950.002855.00
    jedinemoShow
    • A
    • 10
    misterpjShow
    • K
    • K
    richman82Show
    • K
    • 6
    Turn
    • 8
    River
    • A
    jedinemoWinPair of Aces3950.003950.00
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,242
    Good Morning one and All.
    My mate Nemo, the Legend.
    Mentioned above, and many times prior.
    Monday mornings 06.00 a.m bounty hunter.
    Wind forward to 06.41.
    All the monies go in pre.
    Pocket AJ off v K 7 suited.
    One card to come, maths? 87% hand equity v 13%!
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    TFT24Small blind150.00150.005695.00
    mickdawBig blind300.00450.002885.00
    Your hole cards
    • 2
    • Q
    mukta1818Call300.00750.002710.00
    CtctctFold
    jedinemoRaise900.001650.003060.00
    misterpjFold
    TFT24Fold
    mickdawFold
    mukta1818All-in2710.004360.000.00
    jedinemoCall2110.006470.00950.00
    mukta1818Show
    • A
    • J
    jedinemoShow
    • K
    • 7
    Flop
    • 8
    • 3
    • 10
    Turn
    • 10
    River
    • K
    jedinemoWinTwo Pairs, Kings and 10s6470.007420.00
    06.46 a.m
    pocket AK off, all in pre, snapped pre by pocket JJ
    Poetry in Motion
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    TFT24Small blind200.00200.001915.00
    CtctctBig blind400.00600.004810.00
    Your hole cards
    • J
    • 5
    jedinemoAll-in3450.004050.000.00
    misterpjFold
    TFT24All-in1915.005965.000.00
    CtctctFold
    jedinemoUnmatched bet1335.004630.001335.00
    TFT24Show
    • J
    • J
    jedinemoShow
    • A
    • K
    Flop
    • 4
    • 2
    • A
    Turn
    • 5
    River
    • 7
    jedinemoWinPair of Aces4630.005965.00
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,242
    It gets 'funnier'
    06.54 just pre restbreak.
    Who got pocket AA? misterpj
    Who shoves pre? misternemo
    Who snap calls (huge pot) with 80% hand equity v 20%
    Who you think took pot down!
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    misterpjSmall blind300.00300.0011025.00
    CtctctBig blind600.00900.007210.00
    Your hole cards
    • A
    • A
    jedinemoAll-in6865.007765.000.00
    misterpjAll-in11025.0018790.000.00
    CtctctFold
    misterpjUnmatched bet4460.0014330.004460.00
    misterpjShow
    • A
    • A
    jedinemoShow
    • 10
    • J
    Flop
    • 9
    • 6
    • Q
    Turn
    • K
    River
    • 7
    jedinemoWinStraight to the King14330.0014330.00
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,242
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    duck1eSmall blind50.0050.001700.00
    didzey1Big blind100.00150.002462.50
    Your hole cards
    • 2
    • 2
    xxMick68xxFold
    Ishmish123Fold
    misterpjCall100.00250.002525.00
    duck1eRaise750.001000.00950.00
    didzey1All-in2462.503462.500.00
    misterpjFold
    duck1eAll-in950.004412.500.00
    didzey1Unmatched bet812.503600.00812.50
    duck1eShow
    • 8
    • 8
    didzey1Show
    • J
    • J
    Flop
    • K
    • 9
    • 9
    Turn
    • 5
    River
    • 8
    duck1eWinFull House, 8s and 9s3600.003600.00
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,242
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    DOHHHHHHHSmall blind100.00100.001578.00
    daibandoBig blind200.00300.003925.00
    Your hole cards
    • K
    • A
    Ishmish123Fold
    misterpjCall200.00500.001425.00
    DOHHHHHHHAll-in1578.002078.000.00
    daibandoFold
    misterpjAll-in1425.003503.000.00
    DOHHHHHHHUnmatched bet53.003450.0053.00
    DOHHHHHHHShow
    • J
    • Q
    misterpjShow
    • K
    • A
    Flop
    • 7
    • 10
    • J
    Turn
    • 9
    River
    • K
    DOHHHHHHHWinStraight to the King3450.003503.00
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,242
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    Bullseye2Small blind300.00300.005067.50
    skyeguy08Big blind600.00900.009210.00
    Your hole cards
    • A
    • 10
    markkell22Fold
    alanb249Raise1200.002100.0015625.00
    misterpjCall1200.003300.006962.50
    barfly2255Fold
    Bullseye2Fold
    skyeguy08Fold
    Flop
    • 8
    • 8
    • 10
    alanb249Bet1200.004500.0014425.00
    misterpjAll-in6962.5011462.500.00
    alanb249Call5762.5017225.008662.50
    alanb249Show
    • Q
    • 9
    misterpjShow
    • A
    • 10
    Turn
    • 6
    River
    • Q
    alanb249WinTwo Pairs, Queens and 8s17225.0025887.50
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,242
    £5.50 BH
    😉
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    sylvia1970Small blind50.0050.001225.00
    misterpjBig blind100.00150.001850.00
    Your hole cards
    • 7
    • 8
    Dan_PFold
    uk2dayFold
    ughx3000cxFold
    sleipnirRaise200.00350.002850.00
    sylvia1970Call150.00500.001075.00
    misterpjCall100.00600.001750.00
    Flop
    • J
    • 7
    • 8
    sylvia1970Bet100.00700.00975.00
    misterpjRaise200.00900.001550.00
    sleipnirFold
    sylvia1970Call100.001000.00875.00
    Turn
    • A
    sylvia1970All-in875.001875.000.00
    misterpjCall875.002750.00675.00
    sylvia1970Show
    • A
    • 6
    misterpjShow
    • 7
    • 8
    River
    • 6
    sylvia1970WinTwo Pairs, Aces and 6s2750.002750.00
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,242
    £5.50 sat aft BH.
    You jus gotta Larf.
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    EssexphilSmall blind200.00200.0016247.50
    misterpjBig blind400.00600.0012510.00
    Your hole cards
    • 9
    • 9
    johno09038Raise800.001400.0013337.50
    MegsyFold
    blathersFold
    EssexphilFold
    misterpjCall400.001800.0012110.00
    Flop
    • Q
    • 8
    • 9
    misterpjCheck
    johno09038Check
    Turn
    • 7
    misterpjBet1350.003150.0010760.00
    johno09038Call1350.004500.0011987.50
    River
    • K
    misterpjBet800.005300.009960.00
    johno09038Raise3850.009150.008137.50
    misterpjCall3050.0012200.006910.00
    johno09038Show
    • K
    • K
    misterpjShow
    • 9
    • 9
    johno09038WinThree Kings12200.0020337.50
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,242
    Same tourney, 7 runners left.
    HU v Essex Phil.
    PJ 1000/ 1
    Phil 1/2500
    split pot no offers!
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    johno09038Small blind600.00600.0026327.50
    MegsyBig blind1200.001800.009982.50
    Your hole cards
    • 6
    • 6
    EssexphilRaise3600.005400.009582.50
    misterpjAll-in7420.0012820.000.00
    johno09038Fold
    MegsyFold
    EssexphilCall3820.0016640.005762.50
    EssexphilShow
    • A
    • 4
    misterpjShow
    • 6
    • 6
    Flop
    • 10
    • 10
    • A
    Turn
    • 3
    River
    • 9
    EssexphilWinTwo Pairs, Aces and 10s16640.0022402.50
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,242
    Morning All.
    08.00 am.
    Loves you all, always will.
    What a Shocker! August 6th.. And Kent SUN is Shining babi.
    Brighton PRIDE got banjaxxed! As has every Carnival / Festival for the last two weeks.
    So sad, for family & kids, generic.
    Every Carnival been banjaxxed;
    I know, been too every single one.
    Felixstowe, Deal Regatta (fireworks off pier cancelled 2 nights running)
    Eventually went ahead, 22.00 pm Thursday Eve.
    Beach Reggae Party? No idea, swerved it, was on the Fri.
    Leysdown? Last Sat, highlight, a bonefide child birth 'live' at approx 14.30 pm
    Packed, thousands, mother & child doing well, bang in front of the biggest packed pub in Leysdown, storm summit, kicked in 14.30 pm but thousands partied, in Biblical rain!
    Last Sunday, was it!! Ramsgate or Margate? One of the two!
    Tuther is this very day, today, me & Mr UB40.
    last Sunday Biblical rain again, but.. We played on / Danced On middle finger too weather.
    Imagine, two 'old boys' both with wrecked knee joints, popping the moves & grooves..
    Making thousands, happy, simply Music!
    Anyways, if in Kent, enjoy today, if at Carnival today, please come say hi, easy to spot /find.
    That's mister UB40 & misterpj. Easy too spot!
    Life.
    1.HEALTH.2.Happiness. 3.then,moulah~benji / Filthy Luca.
    949! Every word GOSPEL.. ENJOY.
    MIGHT, surgeon dependent be off too Jamaica with Herbert in Sept! for about 6 weeks.
    Live Life, as though today, is your last.
    No limit Hold Em.. Love it more than anyone gets.
    6 handed! X 3 pocket pairs, AA cracked!
    Before that, this is fkn real, NOT FICTION.
    14.00 PM CHESTER.
    MASSIVE BUZZER, get on RESTORER 4/1 EACH WAY 3 PLACES SKYBET
    PRICEIVE at time I POST.
    MAXIMUM EACH WAY 3 PLACES.
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    Wizz74Small blind50.0050.002050.00
    misterpjBig blind100.00150.00850.00
    Your hole cards
    • 4
    • 4
    duck1eRaise200.00350.007725.00
    TombombCall200.00550.001600.00
    jvanRaise950.001500.001575.00
    DaddyChipsFold
    Wizz74Fold
    misterpjAll-in850.002350.000.00
    duck1eRaise3850.006200.003875.00
    TombombFold
    jvanAll-in1575.007775.000.00
    duck1eUnmatched bet1525.006250.005400.00
    misterpjShow
    • 4
    • 4
    duck1eShow
    • K
    • K
    jvanShow
    • A
    • A
    Flop
    • 9
    • 3
    • K
    Turn
    • 8
    River
    • 9
    duck1eWinFull House, Kings and 9s6250.0011650.00
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,242
    £5.50 bounty hunter
    FT, 5 runners left.
    Two All ins pre, One All in on the flop.
    Oh, and the biggy stack chip leaders in the pot!
    Pockets AJ suited clubs A8 suited spades Ad 6c 4 5 suited diamonds
    Flop? A hearts 5 clubs 3 hearts
    Wop Appen Next? (lol)
    3 heads with the stone cold 100% Nuts on the turn!
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    SootedPOWASmall blind150.00150.008935.00
    pandy1977Big blind300.00450.00215.00
    Your hole cards
    • J
    • A
    ReddishFold
    TanyadaleAll-in1290.001740.000.00
    misterpjCall1290.003030.00550.00
    SootedPOWACall1140.004170.007795.00
    pandy1977All-in215.004385.000.00
    Flop
    • A
    • 5
    • 3
    SootedPOWABet600.004985.007195.00
    misterpjAll-in550.005535.000.00
    SootedPOWAUnmatched bet50.005485.007245.00
    SootedPOWAShow
    • 4
    • 5
    pandy1977Show
    • 8
    • A
    TanyadaleShow
    • 6
    • A
    misterpjShow
    • J
    • A
    Turn
    • 5
    River
    • 6
    SootedPOWAWinThree 5s5485.0012730.00
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,242
    Getting 'varianced Large'
    Really is..
    Very next £5.50 B. H.
    final table again.
    All In on the flop with the SET 92% hand equity!!!
    Shortest stack pj, wop Appen Next?
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    jedinemoSmall blind100.00100.004955.00
    DOHHHHHHHBig blind200.00300.004747.50
    Your hole cards
    • 5
    • 5
    ReddishFold
    misterpjCall200.00500.001405.00
    Leo1000Fold
    Bikerboy00Call200.00700.003202.50
    jedinemoFold
    DOHHHHHHHRaise486.891186.894260.61
    misterpjCall486.891673.78918.11
    Bikerboy00Fold
    Flop
    • 10
    • 5
    • 7
    DOHHHHHHHCheck
    misterpjAll-in918.112591.890.00
    DOHHHHHHHCall918.113510.003342.50
    DOHHHHHHHShow
    • K
    • K
    misterpjShow
    • 5
    • 5
    Turn
    • K
    River
    • 2
    DOHHHHHHHWinThree Kings3510.006852.50
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,242
    More it Happens.
    More I laugh.
    When, you are by a distance Chip Leader.
    When this hand, is too be away and gone.
    Keeps Me LARFIN.
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    jhotoneSmall blind30.0030.008025.00
    misterpjBig blind60.0090.0015630.00
    Your hole cards
    • Q
    • J
    patrick179Fold
    891925Fold
    LuckyLokiFold
    Milkyjoe79Call60.00150.004300.00
    jhotoneCall30.00180.007995.00
    misterpjCheck
    Flop
    • J
    • J
    • 3
    jhotoneBet180.00360.007815.00
    misterpjCall180.00540.0015450.00
    Milkyjoe79Fold
    Turn
    • 3
    jhotoneBet540.001080.007275.00
    misterpjRaise1080.002160.0014370.00
    jhotoneAll-in7275.009435.000.00
    misterpjCall6735.0016170.007635.00
    jhotoneShow
    • J
    • A
    misterpjShow
    • Q
    • J
    River
    • A
    jhotoneWinFull House, Jacks and Aces16170.0016170.00
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,242
    Same Tourney.
    Exit Hand.
    Scintillating
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    george1954Small blind300.00300.0011500.00
    MillerinoBig blind600.00900.0037281.25
    Your hole cards
    • A
    • J
    sonofbodFold
    LuckyLokiRaise2400.003300.006706.25
    misterpjAll-in6285.009585.000.00
    george1954Fold
    MillerinoCall5685.0015270.0031596.25
    LuckyLokiAll-in6706.2521976.250.00
    MillerinoCall2821.2524797.5028775.00
    MillerinoShow
    • J
    • K
    LuckyLokiShow
    • A
    • A
    misterpjShow
    • A
    • J
    Flop
    • 3
    • 10
    • 9
    Turn
    • 4
    River
    • 6
    LuckyLokiWinFlush to the Ace24797.5024797.50
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    misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,242
    😉
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    IrishbimboSmall blind150.00150.0011828.00
    t6gold20Big blind300.00450.0018946.50
    Your hole cards
    • J
    • J
    Kawaii420Raise600.001050.007651.00
    misterpjAll-in14082.0015132.000.00
    Card4LifeFold
    monkey123Fold
    IrishbimboAll-in11828.0026960.000.00
    t6gold20Fold
    Kawaii420Fold
    misterpjUnmatched bet2104.0024856.002104.00
    IrishbimboShow
    • K
    • K
    misterpjShow
    • J
    • J
    Flop
    • 8
    • 8
    • A
    Turn
    • 8
    River
    • 4
    IrishbimboWinFull House, 8s and Kings24856.0024856.00
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    GlenelgGlenelg Member Posts: 6,581
    Great to see @DOHHHHHHH still around..
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    MISTY4MEMISTY4ME Member Posts: 6,231
    edited August 2023
    Well I don't post on here very often.......but WTF ....... :s:/:'(

    Late stages of Early Hours BH ...... you just have to Laugh :D:D:D

    At least I'm one step closer to my WIN :)
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    MrRSmall blind400.00400.0022710.00
    merlin0753Big blind800.001200.0017080.00
    Your hole cards
    • Q
    • J
    MISTY4MEAll-in2427.503627.500.00
    sylvia1970Fold
    FIRLEFold
    MrRRaise3655.007282.5019055.00
    merlin0753Call3255.0010537.5013825.00
    Flop
    • 7
    • A
    • A
    MrRBet5268.7515806.2513786.25
    merlin0753Fold
    MrRUnmatched bet5268.7510537.5019055.00
    MrRShow
    • 3
    • 2
    MISTY4MEShow
    • Q
    • J
    Turn
    • 4
    River
    • 5
    MrRWinStraight to the 510537.5029592.50
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