WTF (2)

misterpj · July 2023

Tony.
It will always, keep me chuckling.
Eastbourne, rather deep fry, Olive Oil,WOK style. My Khahoonas.
How you doing? with your Poker COACH 😂😉👌👍😊👏😘😜🥒🥒🥒❤️👉

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
LuckyLoki	Small blind		500.00	500.00	18750.00
anthony814	Big blind		1000.00	1500.00	27220.00
	Your hole cards	J J
misterpj	All-in		8750.00	10250.00	0.00
VIVARON	All-in		21705.00	31955.00	0.00
LuckyLoki	Fold
anthony814	Fold
VIVARON	Unmatched bet		12955.00	19000.00	12955.00
misterpj	Show	J J
VIVARON	Show	Q A
Flop
		7 4 Q
Turn
		7
River
		3
VIVARON	Win	Two Pairs, Queens and 7s	19000.00		31955.00

misterpj · July 2023

07.00 am £5.50 BH
😉

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Bongmong	Small blind		10.00	10.00	1810.00
jedinemo	Big blind		20.00	30.00	2180.00
	Your hole cards	Q A
maggit	Fold
DOHHHHHHH	Raise		40.00	70.00	1980.00
misterpj	Raise		60.00	130.00	1930.00
Bongmong	Raise		230.00	360.00	1580.00
jedinemo	Fold
DOHHHHHHH	Fold
misterpj	Call		180.00	540.00	1750.00
Flop
		Q 2 9
Bongmong	Bet		270.00	810.00	1310.00
misterpj	All-in		1750.00	2560.00	0.00
Bongmong	All-in		1310.00	3870.00	0.00
misterpj	Unmatched bet		170.00	3700.00	170.00
Bongmong	Show	9 J
misterpj	Show	Q A
Turn
		9
River
		3
Bongmong	Win	Three 9s	3700.00		3700.00

misterpj · July 2023

Reasonably Funny.
B. H.
sun eve

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
misterpj	Small blind		75.00	75.00	6255.00
ellimae9	Big blind		150.00	225.00	4087.50
	Your hole cards	K A
leeahick26	Fold
charlsef	Call		150.00	375.00	16960.00
ALLIN222	Fold
shazbats	Fold
misterpj	Raise		225.00	600.00	6030.00
ellimae9	All-in		4087.50	4687.50	0.00
charlsef	Fold
misterpj	Call		3937.50	8625.00	2092.50
misterpj	Show	K A
ellimae9	Show	J 10
Flop
		5 4 J
Turn
		K
River
		10
ellimae9	Win	Two Pairs, Jacks and 10s	8625.00		8625.00

misterpj · July 2023

this fella called Findin 1Fin extra ordinary record of 'getting there'
don't worry about 'math'!
£5.50 BH
1 card to be dealt
60% v 24% v 16%
Outsider of 3, best system (racing parlence) which is also a fallacy!

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
jedinemo	Small blind		15.00	15.00	1735.00
misterpj	Big blind		30.00	45.00	360.00
	Your hole cards	K K
Pinko	Raise		60.00	105.00	3360.00
richman82	Call		60.00	165.00	4545.00
mukta1818	Fold
jedinemo	Call		45.00	210.00	1690.00
misterpj	All-in		360.00	570.00	0.00
Pinko	Fold
richman82	Call		330.00	900.00	4215.00
jedinemo	Raise		1560.00	2460.00	130.00
richman82	Call		1230.00	3690.00	2985.00
Flop
		6 Q J
jedinemo	All-in		130.00	3820.00	0.00
richman82	Call		130.00	3950.00	2855.00
jedinemo	Show	A 10
misterpj	Show	K K
richman82	Show	K 6
Turn
		8
River
		A
jedinemo	Win	Pair of Aces	3950.00		3950.00

misterpj · July 2023

Good Morning one and All.
My mate Nemo, the Legend.
Mentioned above, and many times prior.
Monday mornings 06.00 a.m bounty hunter.
Wind forward to 06.41.
All the monies go in pre.
Pocket AJ off v K 7 suited.
One card to come, maths? 87% hand equity v 13%!

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
TFT24	Small blind		150.00	150.00	5695.00
mickdaw	Big blind		300.00	450.00	2885.00
	Your hole cards	2 Q
mukta1818	Call		300.00	750.00	2710.00
Ctctct	Fold
jedinemo	Raise		900.00	1650.00	3060.00
misterpj	Fold
TFT24	Fold
mickdaw	Fold
mukta1818	All-in		2710.00	4360.00	0.00
jedinemo	Call		2110.00	6470.00	950.00
mukta1818	Show	A J
jedinemo	Show	K 7
Flop
		8 3 10
Turn
		10
River
		K
jedinemo	Win	Two Pairs, Kings and 10s	6470.00		7420.00

06.46 a.m
pocket AK off, all in pre, snapped pre by pocket JJ
Poetry in Motion

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
TFT24	Small blind		200.00	200.00	1915.00
Ctctct	Big blind		400.00	600.00	4810.00
	Your hole cards	J 5
jedinemo	All-in		3450.00	4050.00	0.00
misterpj	Fold
TFT24	All-in		1915.00	5965.00	0.00
Ctctct	Fold
jedinemo	Unmatched bet		1335.00	4630.00	1335.00
TFT24	Show	J J
jedinemo	Show	A K
Flop
		4 2 A
Turn
		5
River
		7
jedinemo	Win	Pair of Aces	4630.00		5965.00

misterpj · July 2023

It gets 'funnier'
06.54 just pre restbreak.
Who got pocket AA? misterpj
Who shoves pre? misternemo
Who snap calls (huge pot) with 80% hand equity v 20%
Who you think took pot down!

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
misterpj	Small blind		300.00	300.00	11025.00
Ctctct	Big blind		600.00	900.00	7210.00
	Your hole cards	A A
jedinemo	All-in		6865.00	7765.00	0.00
misterpj	All-in		11025.00	18790.00	0.00
Ctctct	Fold
misterpj	Unmatched bet		4460.00	14330.00	4460.00
misterpj	Show	A A
jedinemo	Show	10 J
Flop
		9 6 Q
Turn
		K
River
		7
jedinemo	Win	Straight to the King	14330.00		14330.00

misterpj · August 2023

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
duck1e	Small blind		50.00	50.00	1700.00
didzey1	Big blind		100.00	150.00	2462.50
	Your hole cards	2 2
xxMick68xx	Fold
Ishmish123	Fold
misterpj	Call		100.00	250.00	2525.00
duck1e	Raise		750.00	1000.00	950.00
didzey1	All-in		2462.50	3462.50	0.00
misterpj	Fold
duck1e	All-in		950.00	4412.50	0.00
didzey1	Unmatched bet		812.50	3600.00	812.50
duck1e	Show	8 8
didzey1	Show	J J
Flop
		K 9 9
Turn
		5
River
		8
duck1e	Win	Full House, 8s and 9s	3600.00		3600.00

misterpj · August 2023

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
DOHHHHHHH	Small blind		100.00	100.00	1578.00
daibando	Big blind		200.00	300.00	3925.00
	Your hole cards	K A
Ishmish123	Fold
misterpj	Call		200.00	500.00	1425.00
DOHHHHHHH	All-in		1578.00	2078.00	0.00
daibando	Fold
misterpj	All-in		1425.00	3503.00	0.00
DOHHHHHHH	Unmatched bet		53.00	3450.00	53.00
DOHHHHHHH	Show	J Q
misterpj	Show	K A
Flop
		7 10 J
Turn
		9
River
		K
DOHHHHHHH	Win	Straight to the King	3450.00		3503.00

misterpj · August 2023

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Bullseye2	Small blind		300.00	300.00	5067.50
skyeguy08	Big blind		600.00	900.00	9210.00
	Your hole cards	A 10
markkell22	Fold
alanb249	Raise		1200.00	2100.00	15625.00
misterpj	Call		1200.00	3300.00	6962.50
barfly2255	Fold
Bullseye2	Fold
skyeguy08	Fold
Flop
		8 8 10
alanb249	Bet		1200.00	4500.00	14425.00
misterpj	All-in		6962.50	11462.50	0.00
alanb249	Call		5762.50	17225.00	8662.50
alanb249	Show	Q 9
misterpj	Show	A 10
Turn
		6
River
		Q
alanb249	Win	Two Pairs, Queens and 8s	17225.00		25887.50

misterpj · August 2023

£5.50 BH
😉

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
sylvia1970	Small blind		50.00	50.00	1225.00
misterpj	Big blind		100.00	150.00	1850.00
	Your hole cards	7 8
Dan_P	Fold
uk2day	Fold
ughx3000cx	Fold
sleipnir	Raise		200.00	350.00	2850.00
sylvia1970	Call		150.00	500.00	1075.00
misterpj	Call		100.00	600.00	1750.00
Flop
		J 7 8
sylvia1970	Bet		100.00	700.00	975.00
misterpj	Raise		200.00	900.00	1550.00
sleipnir	Fold
sylvia1970	Call		100.00	1000.00	875.00
Turn
		A
sylvia1970	All-in		875.00	1875.00	0.00
misterpj	Call		875.00	2750.00	675.00
sylvia1970	Show	A 6
misterpj	Show	7 8
River
		6
sylvia1970	Win	Two Pairs, Aces and 6s	2750.00		2750.00

misterpj · August 2023

£5.50 sat aft BH.
You jus gotta Larf.

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Essexphil	Small blind		200.00	200.00	16247.50
misterpj	Big blind		400.00	600.00	12510.00
	Your hole cards	9 9
johno09038	Raise		800.00	1400.00	13337.50
Megsy	Fold
blathers	Fold
Essexphil	Fold
misterpj	Call		400.00	1800.00	12110.00
Flop
		Q 8 9
misterpj	Check
johno09038	Check
Turn
		7
misterpj	Bet		1350.00	3150.00	10760.00
johno09038	Call		1350.00	4500.00	11987.50
River
		K
misterpj	Bet		800.00	5300.00	9960.00
johno09038	Raise		3850.00	9150.00	8137.50
misterpj	Call		3050.00	12200.00	6910.00
johno09038	Show	K K
misterpj	Show	9 9
johno09038	Win	Three Kings	12200.00		20337.50

misterpj · August 2023

Same tourney, 7 runners left.
HU v Essex Phil.
PJ 1000/ 1
Phil 1/2500
split pot no offers!

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
johno09038	Small blind		600.00	600.00	26327.50
Megsy	Big blind		1200.00	1800.00	9982.50
	Your hole cards	6 6
Essexphil	Raise		3600.00	5400.00	9582.50
misterpj	All-in		7420.00	12820.00	0.00
johno09038	Fold
Megsy	Fold
Essexphil	Call		3820.00	16640.00	5762.50
Essexphil	Show	A 4
misterpj	Show	6 6
Flop
		10 10 A
Turn
		3
River
		9
Essexphil	Win	Two Pairs, Aces and 10s	16640.00		22402.50

misterpj · August 2023

Morning All.
08.00 am.
Loves you all, always will.
What a Shocker! August 6th.. And Kent SUN is Shining babi.
Brighton PRIDE got banjaxxed! As has every Carnival / Festival for the last two weeks.
So sad, for family & kids, generic.
Every Carnival been banjaxxed;
I know, been too every single one.
Felixstowe, Deal Regatta (fireworks off pier cancelled 2 nights running)
Eventually went ahead, 22.00 pm Thursday Eve.
Beach Reggae Party? No idea, swerved it, was on the Fri.
Leysdown? Last Sat, highlight, a bonefide child birth 'live' at approx 14.30 pm
Packed, thousands, mother & child doing well, bang in front of the biggest packed pub in Leysdown, storm summit, kicked in 14.30 pm but thousands partied, in Biblical rain!
Last Sunday, was it!! Ramsgate or Margate? One of the two!
Tuther is this very day, today, me & Mr UB40.
last Sunday Biblical rain again, but.. We played on / Danced On middle finger too weather.
Imagine, two 'old boys' both with wrecked knee joints, popping the moves & grooves..
Making thousands, happy, simply Music!
Anyways, if in Kent, enjoy today, if at Carnival today, please come say hi, easy to spot /find.
That's mister UB40 & misterpj. Easy too spot!
Life.
1.HEALTH.2.Happiness. 3.then,moulah~benji / Filthy Luca.
949! Every word GOSPEL.. ENJOY.
MIGHT, surgeon dependent be off too Jamaica with Herbert in Sept! for about 6 weeks.
Live Life, as though today, is your last.
No limit Hold Em.. Love it more than anyone gets.
6 handed! X 3 pocket pairs, AA cracked!
Before that, this is fkn real, NOT FICTION.
14.00 PM CHESTER.
MASSIVE BUZZER, get on RESTORER 4/1 EACH WAY 3 PLACES SKYBET
PRICEIVE at time I POST.
MAXIMUM EACH WAY 3 PLACES.

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Wizz74	Small blind		50.00	50.00	2050.00
misterpj	Big blind		100.00	150.00	850.00
	Your hole cards	4 4
duck1e	Raise		200.00	350.00	7725.00
Tombomb	Call		200.00	550.00	1600.00
jvan	Raise		950.00	1500.00	1575.00
DaddyChips	Fold
Wizz74	Fold
misterpj	All-in		850.00	2350.00	0.00
duck1e	Raise		3850.00	6200.00	3875.00
Tombomb	Fold
jvan	All-in		1575.00	7775.00	0.00
duck1e	Unmatched bet		1525.00	6250.00	5400.00
misterpj	Show	4 4
duck1e	Show	K K
jvan	Show	A A
Flop
		9 3 K
Turn
		8
River
		9
duck1e	Win	Full House, Kings and 9s	6250.00		11650.00

misterpj · August 2023

£5.50 bounty hunter
FT, 5 runners left.
Two All ins pre, One All in on the flop.
Oh, and the biggy stack chip leaders in the pot!
Pockets AJ suited clubs A8 suited spades Ad 6c 4 5 suited diamonds
Flop? A hearts 5 clubs 3 hearts
Wop Appen Next? (lol)
3 heads with the stone cold 100% Nuts on the turn!

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
SootedPOWA	Small blind		150.00	150.00	8935.00
pandy1977	Big blind		300.00	450.00	215.00
	Your hole cards	J A
Reddish	Fold
Tanyadale	All-in		1290.00	1740.00	0.00
misterpj	Call		1290.00	3030.00	550.00
SootedPOWA	Call		1140.00	4170.00	7795.00
pandy1977	All-in		215.00	4385.00	0.00
Flop
		A 5 3
SootedPOWA	Bet		600.00	4985.00	7195.00
misterpj	All-in		550.00	5535.00	0.00
SootedPOWA	Unmatched bet		50.00	5485.00	7245.00
SootedPOWA	Show	4 5
pandy1977	Show	8 A
Tanyadale	Show	6 A
misterpj	Show	J A
Turn
		5
River
		6
SootedPOWA	Win	Three 5s	5485.00		12730.00

misterpj · August 2023

Getting 'varianced Large'
Really is..
Very next £5.50 B. H.
final table again.
All In on the flop with the SET 92% hand equity!!!
Shortest stack pj, wop Appen Next?

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
jedinemo	Small blind		100.00	100.00	4955.00
DOHHHHHHH	Big blind		200.00	300.00	4747.50
	Your hole cards	5 5
Reddish	Fold
misterpj	Call		200.00	500.00	1405.00
Leo1000	Fold
Bikerboy00	Call		200.00	700.00	3202.50
jedinemo	Fold
DOHHHHHHH	Raise		486.89	1186.89	4260.61
misterpj	Call		486.89	1673.78	918.11
Bikerboy00	Fold
Flop
		10 5 7
DOHHHHHHH	Check
misterpj	All-in		918.11	2591.89	0.00
DOHHHHHHH	Call		918.11	3510.00	3342.50
DOHHHHHHH	Show	K K
misterpj	Show	5 5
Turn
		K
River
		2
DOHHHHHHH	Win	Three Kings	3510.00		6852.50

misterpj · August 2023

More it Happens.
More I laugh.
When, you are by a distance Chip Leader.
When this hand, is too be away and gone.
Keeps Me LARFIN.

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
jhotone	Small blind		30.00	30.00	8025.00
misterpj	Big blind		60.00	90.00	15630.00
	Your hole cards	Q J
patrick179	Fold
891925	Fold
LuckyLoki	Fold
Milkyjoe79	Call		60.00	150.00	4300.00
jhotone	Call		30.00	180.00	7995.00
misterpj	Check
Flop
		J J 3
jhotone	Bet		180.00	360.00	7815.00
misterpj	Call		180.00	540.00	15450.00
Milkyjoe79	Fold
Turn
		3
jhotone	Bet		540.00	1080.00	7275.00
misterpj	Raise		1080.00	2160.00	14370.00
jhotone	All-in		7275.00	9435.00	0.00
misterpj	Call		6735.00	16170.00	7635.00
jhotone	Show	J A
misterpj	Show	Q J
River
		A
jhotone	Win	Full House, Jacks and Aces	16170.00		16170.00

misterpj · August 2023

Same Tourney.
Exit Hand.
Scintillating

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
george1954	Small blind		300.00	300.00	11500.00
Millerino	Big blind		600.00	900.00	37281.25
	Your hole cards	A J
sonofbod	Fold
LuckyLoki	Raise		2400.00	3300.00	6706.25
misterpj	All-in		6285.00	9585.00	0.00
george1954	Fold
Millerino	Call		5685.00	15270.00	31596.25
LuckyLoki	All-in		6706.25	21976.25	0.00
Millerino	Call		2821.25	24797.50	28775.00
Millerino	Show	J K
LuckyLoki	Show	A A
misterpj	Show	A J
Flop
		3 10 9
Turn
		4
River
		6
LuckyLoki	Win	Flush to the Ace	24797.50		24797.50

misterpj · August 2023

😉

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Irishbimbo	Small blind		150.00	150.00	11828.00
t6gold20	Big blind		300.00	450.00	18946.50
	Your hole cards	J J
Kawaii420	Raise		600.00	1050.00	7651.00
misterpj	All-in		14082.00	15132.00	0.00
Card4Life	Fold
monkey123	Fold
Irishbimbo	All-in		11828.00	26960.00	0.00
t6gold20	Fold
Kawaii420	Fold
misterpj	Unmatched bet		2104.00	24856.00	2104.00
Irishbimbo	Show	K K
misterpj	Show	J J
Flop
		8 8 A
Turn
		8
River
		4
Irishbimbo	Win	Full House, 8s and Kings	24856.00		24856.00

Glenelg · August 2023

Great to see @DOHHHHHHH still around..

MISTY4ME · August 2023

Well I don't post on here very often.......but WTF .......

Late stages of Early Hours BH ...... you just have to Laugh

At least I'm one step closer to my WIN

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
MrR	Small blind		400.00	400.00	22710.00
merlin0753	Big blind		800.00	1200.00	17080.00
	Your hole cards	Q J
MISTY4ME	All-in		2427.50	3627.50	0.00
sylvia1970	Fold
FIRLE	Fold
MrR	Raise		3655.00	7282.50	19055.00
merlin0753	Call		3255.00	10537.50	13825.00
Flop
		7 A A
MrR	Bet		5268.75	15806.25	13786.25
merlin0753	Fold
MrR	Unmatched bet		5268.75	10537.50	19055.00
MrR	Show	3 2
MISTY4ME	Show	Q J
Turn
		4
River
		5
MrR	Win	Straight to the 5	10537.50		29592.50

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