WTF (2)

misterpj · August 2023

No limit hold em, 6 handed, bounty hunter.
No comments needed.
Enjoy!

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
misterpj	Small blind		15.00	15.00	2100.00
Aldo08	Big blind		30.00	45.00	1340.00
	Your hole cards	J 9
chkngeorge	Raise		90.00	135.00	2090.00
martian42	Fold
Flakhe	Fold
richcare	Call		90.00	225.00	1985.00
misterpj	Call		75.00	300.00	2025.00
Aldo08	Fold
Flop
		8 10 Q
misterpj	Check
chkngeorge	Check
richcare	Bet		300.00	600.00	1685.00
misterpj	All-in		2025.00	2625.00	0.00
chkngeorge	All-in		2090.00	4715.00	0.00
richcare	All-in		1685.00	6400.00	0.00
chkngeorge	Unmatched bet		65.00	6335.00	65.00
misterpj	Show	J 9
chkngeorge	Show	3 A
richcare	Show	10 Q
Turn
		Q
River
		6
richcare	Win	Full House, Queens and 10s	6255.00		6255.00
misterpj	Win	Straight to the Queen	80.00		80.00

misterpj · August 2023

any 6 handed no limit hold em tourney hand needs?
CONTEXT.!
you wanna be? 9's ON? or 9s aGin!
All gravey (forget BISTRO) home made, all Da Weigh.
09.00 am Forty Runna £5.50 BH.
7 left, 9s On or 9s against (Biggy Stack v Smallee Stack)!

Come On Jamie, be SUPERB!

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
kettle9930	Small blind		400.00	400.00	19067.50
misterpj	Big blind		800.00	1200.00	680.00
	Your hole cards	K 9
Emily18	Fold
kettle9930	Raise		2000.00	3200.00	17067.50
misterpj	All-in		680.00	3880.00	0.00
kettle9930	Unmatched bet		920.00	2960.00	17987.50
kettle9930	Show	A 7
misterpj	Show	K 9
Flop
		4 7 4
Turn
		K
River
		A
kettle9930	Win	Two Pairs, Aces and 7s	2960.00		20947.50

MISTY4ME · August 2023

All part of the game Paul @misterpj .......... ANNOYING I know, but you're one step closer to your

BIG WIN

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
MISTY4ME	Small blind		100.00	100.00	1695.00
HOLLYWHIT	Big blind		200.00	300.00	1705.00
	Your hole cards	9 10
LePonch	Fold
SMV	Fold
Duncs101	Raise		400.00	700.00	5215.00
ILIKE2FISH	Fold
MISTY4ME	Call		300.00	1000.00	1395.00
HOLLYWHIT	All-in		1705.00	2705.00	0.00
Duncs101	Fold
MISTY4ME	All-in		1395.00	4100.00	0.00
HOLLYWHIT	Unmatched bet		110.00	3990.00	110.00
MISTY4ME	Show	9 10
HOLLYWHIT	Show	8 8
Flop
		Q Q K
Turn
		10
River
		8
HOLLYWHIT	Win	Full House, 8s and Queens	3990.00		4100.00

misterpj · August 2023

All in with long odds on shots!

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
rubbertoes	Small blind		50.00	50.00	2450.00
bingo31131	Big blind		100.00	150.00	2400.00
	Your hole cards	A A
duck1e	All-in		950.00	1100.00	0.00
River_Fox	Fold
misterpj	All-in		2525.00	3625.00	0.00
rubbertoes	Fold
bingo31131	Fold
misterpj	Unmatched bet		1575.00	2050.00	1575.00
duck1e	Show	8 8
misterpj	Show	A A
Flop
		3 Q 8
Turn
		2
River
		J
duck1e	Win	Three 8s	2050.00		2050.00

misterpj · August 2023

Lol.
3 hours deep, bubble hand.
ROFL.

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
agent-47	Small blind		800.00	800.00	25480.00
misterpj	Big blind		1600.00	2400.00	20930.00
	Your hole cards	8 8
Daffydude	Fold
ducksere	Fold
agent-47	Raise		2400.00	4800.00	23080.00
misterpj	Call		1600.00	6400.00	19330.00
Flop
		4 6 3
agent-47	Bet		3200.00	9600.00	19880.00
misterpj	All-in		19330.00	28930.00	0.00
agent-47	Call		16130.00	45060.00	3750.00
agent-47	Show	5 7
misterpj	Show	8 8
Turn
		9
River
		Q
agent-47	Win	Straight to the 7	45060.00		48810.00

Toffeeandy · August 2023

misterpj said:
Lol.
3 hours deep, bubble hand.
ROFL.
Player Action Cards Amount Pot Balance
agent-47 Small blind 800.00 800.00 25480.00
misterpj Big blind 1600.00 2400.00 20930.00
Your hole cards
8
8
Daffydude Fold
ducksere Fold
agent-47 Raise 2400.00 4800.00 23080.00
misterpj Call 1600.00 6400.00 19330.00
Flop
4
6
3
agent-47 Bet 3200.00 9600.00 19880.00
misterpj All-in 19330.00 28930.00 0.00
agent-47 Call 16130.00 45060.00 3750.00
agent-47 Show
5
7
misterpj Show
8
8
Turn
9
River
Q
agent-47 Win Straight to the 7 45060.00 48810.00

Shove pre, he folds, that run-out never happens, call and you give his junk hand a chance to get there.

misterpj · August 2023

ti's randommlly summit
But Scintillating it ain't. Lol.

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
borman	Small blind		40.00	40.00	1960.00
misterpj	Big blind		80.00	120.00	7735.00
	Your hole cards	A K
Mylena	Fold
ROBERTF96	Fold
__CF	Fold
borman	Raise		120.00	240.00	1840.00
misterpj	Raise		160.00	400.00	7575.00
borman	All-in		1840.00	2240.00	0.00
misterpj	Call		1760.00	4000.00	5815.00
borman	Show	4 4
misterpj	Show	A K
Flop
		A 2 6
Turn
		3
River
		4
borman	Win	Three 4s	4000.00		4000.00

misterpj · August 2023

'Auntie' needs a top 2 bottom SHAKE.
the WOKE pandemic!
Get 'US' on Beeb EEE Cee 2 late nite Poke Eeerrr
TK comms, (live only) me playing (live & Miked)!

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
misterpj	Small blind		50.00	50.00	6550.00
Mylena	Big blind		100.00	150.00	6545.00
	Your hole cards	A 6
Dendrite22	Call		100.00	250.00	16580.00
__CF	Fold
Mtfclarke1	Raise		450.00	700.00	1550.00
Dinger66	Fold
misterpj	Call		400.00	1100.00	6150.00
Mylena	Fold
Dendrite22	Fold
Flop
		4 5 6
misterpj	Bet		1100.00	2200.00	5050.00
Mtfclarke1	All-in		1550.00	3750.00	0.00
misterpj	Call		450.00	4200.00	4600.00
misterpj	Show	A 6
Mtfclarke1	Show	8 J
Turn
		7
River
		3
Mtfclarke1	Win	Straight to the 8	4200.00		4200.00

misterpj · August 2023

P. S.
All above (and below) same tourney.
Dealer on? Blues?

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
denisDigby	Small blind		75.00	75.00	5912.50
__CF	Big blind		150.00	225.00	24402.50
	Your hole cards	9 Q
Mtfclarke1	Raise		300.00	525.00	14250.00
singh5	Fold
misterpj	Raise		450.00	975.00	5725.00
Mylena	Fold
denisDigby	Call		375.00	1350.00	5537.50
__CF	Fold
Mtfclarke1	Call		150.00	1500.00	14100.00
Flop
		Q Q J
denisDigby	Check
Mtfclarke1	Check
misterpj	Check
Turn
		5
denisDigby	Bet		1500.00	3000.00	4037.50
Mtfclarke1	Fold
misterpj	All-in		5725.00	8725.00	0.00
denisDigby	All-in		4037.50	12762.50	0.00
misterpj	Unmatched bet		187.50	12575.00	187.50
denisDigby	Show	6 Q
misterpj	Show	9 Q
River
		10
denisDigby	Win	Three Queens	6287.50		6287.50
misterpj	Win	Three Queens	6287.50		6475.00

misterpj · August 2023

£5.50 lunchtime BH.
'interesting ChipStacks'
!
If ya not Giggling, gotta be Humour removed!

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
mickydee	Small blind		50.00	50.00	2175.00
blablabla	Big blind		100.00	150.00	6935.00
	Your hole cards	Q A
461mike	All-in		1152.50	1302.50	0.00
GT231	Fold
misterpj	All-in		1140.00	2442.50	0.00
Robster24	Call		1152.50	3595.00	2932.50
mickydee	Fold
blablabla	Fold
461mike	Show	A K
misterpj	Show	Q A
Robster24	Show	A 6
Flop
		9 7 8
Turn
		5
River
		K
Robster24	Win	Straight to the 9	3595.00		6527.50

radzer02 · August 2023

Joke site

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
SPATCHES	Small blind		75.00	75.00	990.00
202356	Big blind		150.00	225.00	1460.00
	Your hole cards	J J
Arrogant	All-in		705.00	930.00	0.00
BIGSHILLY	Fold
radzer02	All-in		1020.00	1950.00	0.00
Dizzle089	Fold
SPATCHES	Fold
202356	Fold
radzer02	Unmatched bet		315.00	1635.00	315.00
Arrogant	Show	A 7
radzer02	Show	J J
Flop
		7 7 7
Turn
		Q
River
		10
Arrogant	Win	Four 7s	1635.00		1635.00

misterpj · August 2023

And the next! BH.
Get it on T. V.

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
riken6398	Small blind		20.00	20.00	2410.00
Joeboy1962	Big blind		40.00	60.00	655.00
	Your hole cards	7 8
Abbielol	Call		40.00	100.00	4850.00
Dendrite22	Call		40.00	140.00	2635.00
Megsy	Call		40.00	180.00	1920.00
misterpj	Raise		80.00	260.00	3270.00
riken6398	Fold
Joeboy1962	Call		40.00	300.00	615.00
Abbielol	Call		40.00	340.00	4810.00
Dendrite22	Call		40.00	380.00	2595.00
Megsy	Call		40.00	420.00	1880.00
Flop
		10 2 7
Joeboy1962	Check
Abbielol	Bet		40.00	460.00	4770.00
Dendrite22	Fold
Megsy	Raise		290.00	750.00	1590.00
misterpj	Call		290.00	1040.00	2980.00
Joeboy1962	Fold
Abbielol	Call		250.00	1290.00	4520.00
Turn
		7
Abbielol	Check
Megsy	Bet		645.00	1935.00	945.00
misterpj	Raise		1290.00	3225.00	1690.00
Abbielol	All-in		4520.00	7745.00	0.00
Megsy	All-in		945.00	8690.00	0.00
misterpj	All-in		1690.00	10380.00	0.00
Abbielol	Unmatched bet		1540.00	8840.00	1540.00
Abbielol	Show	7 A
Megsy	Show	5 9
misterpj	Show	7 8
River
		5
Abbielol	Win	Three 7s	8840.00		10380.00

misterpj · August 2023

Hand Context.
Tourney Context.
Biblically Poker Hilarious.

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
misterpj	Small blind		300.00	300.00	31815.00
chkngeorge	Big blind		600.00	900.00	12012.50
	Your hole cards	10 A
DONDAPA	Fold
CraigSG1	Fold
inlikeflyn	Fold
misterpj	Raise		1500.00	2400.00	30315.00
chkngeorge	All-in		12012.50	14412.50	0.00
misterpj	Call		10812.50	25225.00	19502.50
misterpj	Show	10 A
chkngeorge	Show	4 4
Flop
		7 K A
Turn
		5
River
		4
chkngeorge	Win	Three 4s	25225.00		25225.00

radzer02 · August 2023

This absolute Novice calls Everyone a donk that out plays him when he plays any picture card and shoves any ace

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
shire40	Small blind		50.00	50.00	1340.00
MagicMern	Big blind		100.00	150.00	1460.00
	Your hole cards	K K
jimbarrett	Fold
radzer02	Call		100.00	250.00	2085.00
shire40	Fold
MagicMern	All-in		1460.00	1710.00	0.00
radzer02	Call		1460.00	3170.00	625.00
MagicMern	Show	5 A
radzer02	Show	K K
Flop
		8 8 2
Turn
		7
River
		A
MagicMern	Win	Two Pairs, Aces and 8s	3170.00		3170.00

misterpj · August 2023

same tourney at 09.30 am & (7 runners left bubble) 12.03 pm

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
misterpj	Small blind		20.00	20.00	5940.00
blablabla	Big blind		40.00	60.00	2820.00
	Your hole cards	Q K
keith1950	All-in		2065.00	2125.00	0.00
Dendrite22	Fold
onepara26	Fold
xslapperx	Fold
misterpj	Fold
blablabla	All-in		2820.00	4945.00	0.00
blablabla	Unmatched bet		795.00	4150.00	795.00
blablabla	Show	A A
keith1950	Show	10 10
Flop
		K 6 5
Turn
		7
River
		10
keith1950	Win	Three 10s	4150.00		4150.00

misterpj · August 2023

keep a straight boat race, don't B(f) lush!

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
misterpj	Small blind		1500.00	1500.00	11485.00
MICKAA	Big blind		3000.00	4500.00	15530.00
	Your hole cards	A 6
Jhgjjbh	Fold
misterpj	All-in		11485.00	15985.00	0.00
MICKAA	Call		9985.00	25970.00	5545.00
misterpj	Show	A 6
MICKAA	Show	J 10
Flop
		6 A 4
Turn
		2
River
		7
MICKAA	Win	Flush to the Ace	25970.00		31515.00

misterpj · August 2023

must be summit in the aqua

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
misterpj	Small blind		150.00	150.00	4465.00
sensations	Big blind		300.00	450.00	4552.50
	Your hole cards	A J
tam1956	Fold
Ukwordplay	Fold
Reefa	Fold
Andynut	Fold
misterpj	Raise		450.00	900.00	4015.00
sensations	All-in		4552.50	5452.50	0.00
misterpj	All-in		4015.00	9467.50	0.00
sensations	Unmatched bet		237.50	9230.00	237.50
misterpj	Show	A J
sensations	Show	A 10
Flop
		8 6 8
Turn
		9
River
		10
sensations	Win	Two Pairs, 10s and 8s	9230.00		9467.50

misterpj · September 2023

nowt changes.
Keeps Me poker Giggling.
£5.50 fiddy runner B H.
LOL.

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
gingerice	Small blind		40.00	40.00	1075.00
misterpj	Big blind		80.00	120.00	3670.00
	Your hole cards	J 7
Hawkinni	Fold
makeme	Fold
mashby	Fold
gingerice	Call		40.00	160.00	1035.00
misterpj	Check
Flop
		Q 7 7
gingerice	All-in		1035.00	1195.00	0.00
misterpj	Call		1035.00	2230.00	2635.00
gingerice	Show	9 Q
misterpj	Show	J 7
Turn
		2
River
		K
gingerice	Win	Flush to the King	2230.00		2230.00

misterpj · September 2023

And here, is the early Saturday 02.30 am bounty hunter.
'feat' misterpj SNAP calling THE ALL IN ON THE FLOP, with..?
And the affectionate 'chat' scribe / moniker of, misterrichardhead!
You decide.
'young NOSTRi' simply cannot run like this! Obviously!

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
zoots23	Small blind		15.00	15.00	1505.00
Hawkinni	Big blind		30.00	45.00	1840.00
	Your hole cards	2 2
misterpj	Raise		60.00	105.00	1485.00
mysteryreg	Raise		240.00	345.00	1980.00
1debbie1	Fold
zoots23	Fold
Hawkinni	Fold
misterpj	Call		180.00	525.00	1305.00
Flop
		6 2 10
misterpj	Check
mysteryreg	Bet		393.75	918.75	1586.25
misterpj	Raise		787.50	1706.25	517.50
mysteryreg	Raise		1417.50	3123.75	168.75
misterpj	All-in		517.50	3641.25	0.00
mysteryreg	Unmatched bet		506.25	3135.00	675.00
misterpj	Show	2 2
mysteryreg	Show	J J
Turn
		J
River
		7
mysteryreg	Win	Three Jacks	3135.00		3810.00

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