WTF (2)

misterpj · November 2023

New world record!
not a cash in 31 straight skypoker tournies.
And, not likely.
Saturdays 05.30 bh
4 runners left
Quality

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
spotman1	Small blind		200.00	200.00	9715.00
misterpj	Big blind		400.00	600.00	2307.50
	Your hole cards	K 7
Jsummers17	Fold
Pete1888	Call		400.00	1000.00	7837.50
spotman1	Call		200.00	1200.00	9515.00
misterpj	Check
Flop
		7 K A
spotman1	Bet		400.00	1600.00	9115.00
misterpj	All-in		2307.50	3907.50	0.00
Pete1888	Fold
spotman1	Call		1907.50	5815.00	7207.50
spotman1	Show	A 3
misterpj	Show	K 7
Turn
		3
River
		2
spotman1	Win	Two Pairs, Aces and 3s	5815.00		13022.50

misterpj · November 2023

'rinse & repeat'
make that 32 and the 06.30 £5.50
4 runners left
🤔😁😁😁😁🕶️

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Woo4490	Small blind		400.00	400.00	8310.00
bingo31131	Big blind		800.00	1200.00	8695.00
	Your hole cards	10 10
misterpj	Call		800.00	2000.00	4040.00
spotman1	Fold
Woo4490	Raise		2800.00	4800.00	5510.00
bingo31131	Fold
misterpj	All-in		4040.00	8840.00	0.00
Woo4490	Call		1640.00	10480.00	3870.00
Woo4490	Show	Q Q
misterpj	Show	10 10
Flop
		Q J 2
Turn
		7
River
		5
Woo4490	Win	Three Queens	10480.00		14350.00

misterpj · November 2023

'such a Beautiful random Ting'
👏👏👏😂😂😂🤔🤔🤔😁😁😁😜😜😜👍👍🤝😘😘😘😬😬😬😏😏😏
🎥📽️📼🍍🥒🌶️🍐👌👍👍👍
📹📹📹🤝💾💽

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
misterpj	Small blind		300.00	300.00	9440.00
Mortyto	Big blind		600.00	900.00	10115.00
	Your hole cards	Q 9
billrobe	Fold
ROUTY76	Fold
kevywevy17	Call		600.00	1500.00	24997.50
Scrivy	Fold
misterpj	Call		300.00	1800.00	9140.00
Mortyto	Check
Flop
		2 9 9
misterpj	Check
Mortyto	Check
kevywevy17	Bet		600.00	2400.00	24397.50
misterpj	Raise		1200.00	3600.00	7940.00
Mortyto	Fold
kevywevy17	All-in		24397.50	27997.50	0.00
misterpj	All-in		7940.00	35937.50	0.00
kevywevy17	Unmatched bet		15857.50	20080.00	15857.50
misterpj	Show	Q 9
kevywevy17	Show	2 2
Turn
		8
River
		6
kevywevy17	Win	Full House, 2s and 9s	20080.00		35937.50

MISTY4ME · November 2023

At least you haven't got a silly name Paul @misterpj

misterpj · November 2023

'see how they run'!
3 hands.
£5.50 bounty hunter and into the next £3.30 timed

pocket AJ ( H D) pocket 3 10 (H C) off, flop comes rainbow 5 10 J what happened next?
pocket AA (D C) pocket JJ ( S C) all in all in pre what happened next?
pocket AJ (H S) 3 way all in pre v 10 J off (S D) & Q K off (H D) what happened next?

naturally misterpj's hands were;
AJ AA AJ, naturally all rinsed!
pocket 3 10 off got the lot (big stack) running warm!
pocket JJ all in pre, v AA got the lot running hotty!
pocket AJ all in pre & pocket 10 J all in pre, cracked by QK running sizzling!
irony? same player! so I took a looksy at Sharky, will keep me chuckling all day 🤔😊👌

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
spotman1	Small blind		25.00	25.00	2275.00
Rkelly	Big blind		50.00	75.00	1850.00
	Your hole cards	A A
Davem23	Fold
Gazzaarrr	Call		50.00	125.00	1400.00
Richrash93	Raise		200.00	325.00	550.00
misterpj	Raise		725.00	1050.00	1025.00
spotman1	Fold
Rkelly	Fold
Gazzaarrr	Fold
Richrash93	All-in		550.00	1600.00	0.00
misterpj	Call		25.00	1625.00	1000.00
Richrash93	Show	J J
misterpj	Show	A A
Flop
		J K K
Turn
		Q
River
		6
Richrash93	Win	Full House, Jacks and Kings	1625.00		1625.00

misterpj · November 2023

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Richrash93	Small blind		50.00	50.00	4650.00
izzysteer	Big blind		100.00	150.00	5495.00
	Your hole cards	J A
TheDude7	Fold
Goifallin	Fold
misterpj	Call		100.00	250.00	1970.00
BigSteviex	Fold
Richrash93	Call		50.00	300.00	4600.00
izzysteer	Check
Flop
		10 5 J
Richrash93	Check
izzysteer	Check
misterpj	Bet		225.00	525.00	1745.00
Richrash93	Call		225.00	750.00	4375.00
izzysteer	Fold
Turn
		3
Richrash93	Check
misterpj	Bet		200.00	950.00	1545.00
Richrash93	Raise		640.00	1590.00	3735.00
misterpj	All-in		1545.00	3135.00	0.00
Richrash93	Raise		2210.00	5345.00	1525.00
Richrash93	Unmatched bet		1105.00	4240.00	2630.00
Richrash93	Show	10 3
misterpj	Show	J A
River
		4
Richrash93	Win	Two Pairs, 10s and 3s	4240.00		6870.00

misterpj · November 2023

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Rkelly	Small blind		50.00	50.00	1175.00
Davem23	Big blind		100.00	150.00	4500.00
	Your hole cards	A J
Gazzaarrr	Call		100.00	250.00	2250.00
Richrash93	All-in		1575.00	1825.00	0.00
misterpj	All-in		400.00	2225.00	0.00
Rkelly	All-in		1175.00	3400.00	0.00
Davem23	Fold
Gazzaarrr	Fold
Richrash93	Unmatched bet		350.00	3050.00	350.00
Rkelly	Show	10 J
Richrash93	Show	Q K
misterpj	Show	A J
Flop
		4 K 9
Turn
		7
River
		4
Richrash93	Win	Two Pairs, Kings and 4s	3050.00		3400.00

rich'run'93 rofl

misterpj · November 2023

& £5.50 BH ft biggy v smalleee
👌😊🤔📹

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Richrash93	Small blind		50.00	50.00	2302.50
parahandy1	Big blind		100.00	150.00	6845.00
	Your hole cards	A 10
hully	Call		100.00	250.00	5597.50
misterpj	All-in		420.00	670.00	0.00
Duffrynboy	Fold
johnb23	Fold
Richrash93	Fold
parahandy1	Fold
hully	Call		320.00	990.00	5277.50
hully	Show	A Q
misterpj	Show	A 10
Flop
		10 5 4
Turn
		7
River
		Q
hully	Win	Pair of Queens	990.00		6267.50

madprof · November 2023

Hey Paul, things don't change eh?

You still run like diarrhoea!

misterpj · November 2023

Dear Prof.
Hope All well. Very Happy Christmas.
'skypoker' run bad!
🤔📹😊👌🤝👍👏

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
_SHAMROCK_	Small blind		15.00	15.00	4360.00
Shewore45	Big blind		30.00	45.00	1845.00
	Your hole cards	5 A
SULLYS5	Fold
dowboy	Call		30.00	75.00	3520.00
misterpj	Raise		120.00	195.00	10413.13
_SHAMROCK_	Call		105.00	300.00	4255.00
Shewore45	Fold
dowboy	Call		90.00	390.00	3430.00
Flop
		J 4 6
_SHAMROCK_	Check
dowboy	Check
misterpj	Check
Turn
		10
_SHAMROCK_	Bet		390.00	780.00	3865.00
dowboy	Call		390.00	1170.00	3040.00
misterpj	Raise		1950.00	3120.00	8463.13
_SHAMROCK_	Fold
dowboy	Call		1560.00	4680.00	1480.00
River
		10
dowboy	All-in		1480.00	6160.00	0.00
misterpj	Call		1480.00	7640.00	6983.13
dowboy	Show	4 4
misterpj	Show	5 A
dowboy	Win	Full House, 4s and 10s	7640.00		7640.00

misterpj · November 2023

Same tourny moments later.
Same two players!
ROFL, it's Raining Boatzzz
Turn river runner runner 10 10 twice, is the matrix on Glitch?!
👏👍🤝👌😊📹

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
SULLYS5	Small blind		20.00	20.00	3596.87
dowboy	Big blind		40.00	60.00	7570.00
	Your hole cards	6 9
misterpj	Raise		80.00	140.00	7713.13
_SHAMROCK_	Call		80.00	220.00	3140.00
Shewore45	Fold
SULLYS5	Call		60.00	280.00	3536.87
dowboy	Call		40.00	320.00	7530.00
Flop
		7 10 8
SULLYS5	Check
dowboy	Check
misterpj	Check
_SHAMROCK_	Check
Turn
		10
SULLYS5	Bet		40.00	360.00	3496.87
dowboy	Call		40.00	400.00	7490.00
misterpj	Raise		260.00	660.00	7453.13
_SHAMROCK_	Call		260.00	920.00	2880.00
SULLYS5	Fold
dowboy	Call		220.00	1140.00	7270.00
River
		10
dowboy	Check
misterpj	Check
_SHAMROCK_	Check
dowboy	Show	J 7
misterpj	Show	6 9
_SHAMROCK_	Muck	A Q
dowboy	Win	Full House, 10s and 7s	1140.00		8410.00

Kadoom · November 2023

Not a cash in over 30 tournaments you say misterpj, ive never won the lottery from it started, does that mean its fixed.You give my laptop a headache.

MISTY4ME · November 2023

.....and to prove that Paul @misterpj does get some Run Good......

This was my first hand in the REWARDS Freeroll tonight

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Blueleader	Small blind		50.00	50.00	4005.00
jas69	Big blind		100.00	150.00	4767.50
	Your hole cards	A 10
MISTY4ME	Raise		300.00	450.00	1700.00
Mk2121	Fold
stellamike	Fold
misterpj	All-in		2350.00	2800.00	0.00
Blueleader	Fold
jas69	Fold
MISTY4ME	All-in		1700.00	4500.00	0.00
misterpj	Unmatched bet		350.00	4150.00	350.00
MISTY4ME	Show	A 10
misterpj	Show	9 6
Flop
		2 7 Q
Turn
		7
River
		9
misterpj	Win	Flush to the Queen	4150.00		4500.00

misterpj · November 2023

Well, my Dear Poker Factotum 's.
Same Tourney.
13.17 & 13.21 & 13.25.
Pocket J J
Pocket 10 10
Pocket A A

what Appen Next?

every hand, ALL IN PRE

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Baldeag1e	Small blind		400.00	400.00	16891.25
THEOCALOT	Big blind		800.00	1200.00	26400.00
	Your hole cards	A A
spice	Fold
BenSherman	Fold
misterpj	All-in		5020.00	6220.00	0.00
jhotone	Call		5020.00	11240.00	24540.00
Baldeag1e	Fold
THEOCALOT	Fold
misterpj	Show	A A
jhotone	Show	9 9
Flop
		7 J 8
Turn
		4
River
		10
jhotone	Win	Straight to the Jack	11240.00		35780.00

misterpj · November 2023

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
jhotone	Small blind		400.00	400.00	29560.00
Baldeag1e	Big blind		800.00	1200.00	19291.25
	Your hole cards	10 10
THEOCALOT	Raise		2400.00	3600.00	9600.00
spice	Fold
BenSherman	Fold
misterpj	All-in		18220.00	21820.00	0.00
jhotone	Fold
Baldeag1e	Fold
THEOCALOT	All-in		9600.00	31420.00	0.00
misterpj	Unmatched bet		6220.00	25200.00	6220.00
THEOCALOT	Show	K A
misterpj	Show	10 10
Flop
		3 6 K
Turn
		9
River
		J
THEOCALOT	Win	Pair of Kings	25200.00		25200.00

misterpj · November 2023

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
misterpj	Small blind		300.00	300.00	21820.00
jhotone	Big blind		600.00	900.00	32060.00
	Your hole cards	J J
THEOCALOT	All-in		6600.00	7500.00	0.00
BenSherman	Fold
misterpj	Call		6300.00	13800.00	15520.00
jhotone	Fold
misterpj	Show	J J
THEOCALOT	Show	Q A
Flop
		2 10 6
Turn
		A
River
		9
THEOCALOT	Win	Pair of Aces	13800.00		13800.00

misterpj · November 2023

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Hal007	Small blind		2000.00	2000.00	72120.00
misterpj	Big blind		4000.00	6000.00	112260.00
	Your hole cards	K K
richd18820	Raise		12000.00	18000.00	68620.00
Hal007	Fold
misterpj	All-in		112260.00	130260.00	0.00
richd18820	All-in		68620.00	198880.00	0.00
misterpj	Unmatched bet		35640.00	163240.00	35640.00
misterpj	Show	K K
richd18820	Show	7 6
Flop
		6 J 7
Turn
		2
River
		6
richd18820	Win	Full House, 6s and 7s	163240.00		163240.00

misterpj · November 2023

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
richd18820	Small blind		800.00	800.00	77367.50
Hal007	Big blind		1600.00	2400.00	25990.00
	Your hole cards	A A
dalek_x	Fold
misterpj	Raise		5600.00	8000.00	61122.50
keith1950	Fold
richd18820	Call		4800.00	12800.00	72567.50
Hal007	Call		4000.00	16800.00	21990.00
Flop
		3 K 9
richd18820	Check
Hal007	All-in		21990.00	38790.00	0.00
misterpj	Call		21990.00	60780.00	39132.50
richd18820	Fold
Hal007	Show	9 9
misterpj	Show	A A
Turn
		6
River
		2
Hal007	Win	Three 9s	60780.00		60780.00

misterpj · November 2023

Well, ti's another day!
6 maxx, 52 shuffled & dealt pure orf da topski!
Raining Straights, consequtive hands.
And, we open with 'the Horned Ones' flopped set 666 (cracked)
And we finish with pocket AA cracked again.
Groundhog Day?
Turn River runner runner 10 10 cracking AA ROFL

ohh and, not a SCOOBY best all in A 10 snapped by A4 could hold ski!

Usual,... Ft, 3 runners left, the BIG1 v smalleee rofl.

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
misterpj	Small blind		1500.00	1500.00	23690.00
spice	Big blind		3000.00	4500.00	78508.00
	Your hole cards	10 A
WILL7B7	Fold
misterpj	All-in		23690.00	28190.00	0.00
spice	Call		22190.00	50380.00	56318.00
misterpj	Show	10 A
spice	Show	4 A
Flop
		2 A 4
Turn
		9
River
		2
spice	Win	Two Pairs, Aces and 4s	50380.00		106698.00

misterpj · November 2023

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👍👍👍👏👏👏👏👏🤔🤔🤔

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
misterpj	Small blind		30.00	30.00	3837.50
_SHAMROCK_	Big blind		60.00	90.00	4677.50
	Your hole cards	K K
D14LDO	Call		60.00	150.00	8935.00
petemle	Fold
891925	Fold
jhotone	All-in		5165.00	5315.00	0.00
misterpj	All-in		3837.50	9152.50	0.00
_SHAMROCK_	Fold
D14LDO	Fold
jhotone	Unmatched bet		1297.50	7855.00	1297.50
misterpj	Show	K K
jhotone	Show	Q J
Flop
		2 3 4
Turn
		8
River
		5
jhotone	Win	Flush to the Queen	7855.00		9152.50

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