As i don't have children, i have to go back to when i was a teenage girl:)
I wanted expensive jewellery, expensive clothes, expensive shoes, and expensive make-up
So, my advice would be to get an extra 12 credit cards, remortgage the house, win the Euromillions, and then, only then, take her shopping. Its far to risky otherwise.
Dear Hoggmaster, My little boy came out of school today and told me "Bradleys cat had kittens and after it had kittens this red stuff came out and Crystal ate it!" My question is how do I explain what a placenta is and why the cat ate it?
Dear Hoggmaster, My little boy came out of school today and told me "Bradleys cat had kittens and after it had kittens this red stuff came out and Crystal ate it!" My question is how do I explain what a placenta is and why the cat ate it? Luv Banana x Posted by BananaDog
Ok, this is a difficult one... Thank you for your question Bananadog.
Firstly, not being a cat owner, i needed to understand kitten birth fully, so i googled it and got this:
"Note that the mother normally eats the placenta. It is full of hormones and nutrients that need to be returned to her body so do not interfere in this process - just be sure she doesn't try to eat the kitten with it out of lack of experience. You may want to let her eat the first two or three placentas and then take away the rest, as too many of the nutrients can cause diarrhea or vomiting."
Ok now to explain this to a small child.
I would say something like...
The food that the mummy cat ate was keeping her kittens safe in her tummy. Mummy cats are very hungry after they have had their kittens..
When I flop top set on a straightening and flushing board against 9 opponents and check flop and turn before going all-in on the river after both the straight and flush have hit, should I:
a) call my opponent a fish b) call my opponent a donkey c) call my opponent a muppet d) create a thread on the forum claiming that Sky Poker is rigged e) create a thread in "The Poker Clinic" and whine about my misfortune f) threaten to leave Sky Poker and never play here again (until tomorrow) g) threaten to contact the Alderney Gambling Control Commission to complain about the site h) all of the above i) check when my psychiatrist is next available?
In Response to Re: WWHD? : Ok, this is a difficult one... Thank you for your question Bananadog. Firstly, not being a cat owner, i needed to understand kitten birth fully, so i googled it and got this: "Note that the mother normally eats the placenta. It is full of hormones and nutrients that need to be returned to her body so do not interfere in this process - just be sure she doesn't try to eat the kitten with it out of lack of experience. You may want to let her eat the first two or three placentas and then take away the rest, as too many of the nutrients can cause diarrhea or vomiting." Ok now to explain this to a small child. I would say something like... The food that the mummy cat ate was keeping her kittens safe in her tummy. Mummy cats are very hungry after they have had their kittens.. Hope this helps Hoggers Posted by GREGHOGG
Thanks Hoggers, It's nice to know you are there for all my daily dilemas and thankyou for putting the time in to properly research my question ;o) hehehehe xxx
Who do u feel will be the stand out in this year's ME of the WSOP for worst attire?* Although the deckchair look from a few years ago will never be replicated! ** By using the word 'worst' in the question, I do realise that to certain deckchair-style, wearing Sky players it may be seen as 'best'! Posted by phil12uk
The bandana and sunglasses look of Dutch Boyd who won a bracelet by winning event #23 ($2,500 Six Handed Limit Hold'em) this year.
bandana's are a big no no at the poker table i am afraid, just not coooooool. evidence below...
When I flop top set on a straightening and flushing board against 9 opponents and check flop and turn before going all-in on the river after both the straight and flush have hit, should I: a) call my opponent a fish b) call my opponent a donkey c) call my opponent a muppet d) create a thread on the forum claiming that Sky Poker is rigged e) create a thread in "The Poker Clinic" and whine about my misfortune f) threaten to leave Sky Poker and never play here again (until tomorrow) g) threaten to contact the Alderney Gambling Control Commission to complain about the site h) all of the above i) check when my psychiatrist is next available? Posted by MereNovice
Breakfast, now, Weetabix or Cornflakes? Posted by Machka
Sorry Machka
A little late for breakfast now, but i hope you have not been waiting all day for my answer!...
Out of the two options, it has to be Cornflakes because i was forced to eat Wheetabix every day of my childhood from 5 to 15, and i hated it. It tasted like soggy cardboard.
Do you feel that some poker players go over the top with regard to what they perceive as massive slights when, in fact, they are merely minor irritations? Do you consider that some poker players like to imbue the game with a made-up "code of ethics" because, sub-consciously, they feel that they are merely reprobates playing a gambling game upon which they wish to bestow an acceptable veneer? Do these players create these "unwritten rules" so that they can feel superior to other players that do not abide by the same ethics? Are these "rules" merely a modified version of "honour amongst thieves"?
Would you get overly upset if someone slow-rolled you or "hit & run"? Also, would you refuse to play someone who brings a short-stack to a heads-up table where you have bought in for the full amount?
Out of the two options, it has to be Cornflakes because i was forced to eat Wheetabix every day of my childhood from 5 to 15, and i hated it. It tasted like soggy cardboard. Posted by GREGHOGG
In Response to Re: WWHD? : I am afraid miracles are beyond me Mr bonkers. That is not a question either. This is WWHD, not "miracles r us" Posted by GREGHOGG
Ok You were my last hope before realqualityplasticsurgerydirect.com
Do you feel that some poker players go over the top with regard to what they perceive as massive slights when, in fact, they are merely minor irritations? Do you consider that some poker players like to imbue the game with a made-up "code of ethics" because, sub-consciously, they feel that they are merely reprobates playing a gambling game upon which they wish to bestow an acceptable veneer? Do these players create these "unwritten rules" so that they can feel superior to other players that do not abide by the same ethics? Are these "rules" merely a modified version of "honour amongst thieves"? Would you get overly upset if someone slow-rolled you or "hit & run"? Also, would you refuse to play someone who brings a short-stack to a heads-up table where you have bought in for the full amount? Posted by MereNovice
one question at a time please...
also questions i can understand would be handy
I will try to respond in depth later, im just slowrolling someone right now so im a bit busy innit:)
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thank you for your question
I would like to know stack sizes, situation, read on opponant, colour of poker chips, type of dealer (brunette blonde or redhead?)
These factors are vital when deciding whether to play AA. sometimes a fold is the best option:)
better luck next time
P.S was it Dav1964?:)
As i don't have children, i have to go back to when i was a teenage girl:)
I wanted expensive jewellery, expensive clothes, expensive shoes, and expensive make-up
So, my advice would be to get an extra 12 credit cards, remortgage the house, win the Euromillions, and then, only then, take her shopping. Its far to risky otherwise.
good luck!
My little boy came out of school today and told me "Bradleys cat had kittens and after it had kittens this red stuff came out and Crystal ate it!"
My question is how do I explain what a placenta is and why the cat ate it?
Luv Banana x
How long should I wait for it to go hard
some say 3 to 5 days
others say 7 days
What do you advise auntie Greg
Firstly, not being a cat owner, i needed to understand kitten birth fully, so i googled it and got this:
"Note that the mother normally eats the placenta. It is full of hormones and nutrients that need to be returned to her body so do not interfere in this process - just be sure she doesn't try to eat the kitten with it out of lack of experience. You may want to let her eat the first two or three placentas and then take away the rest, as too many of the nutrients can cause diarrhea or vomiting."
Ok now to explain this to a small child.
I would say something like...
The food that the mummy cat ate was keeping her kittens safe in her tummy. Mummy cats are very hungry after they have had their kittens..
Hope this helps
Hoggers
a) call my opponent a fish
b) call my opponent a donkey
c) call my opponent a muppet
d) create a thread on the forum claiming that Sky Poker is rigged
e) create a thread in "The Poker Clinic" and whine about my misfortune
f) threaten to leave Sky Poker and never play here again (until tomorrow)
g) threaten to contact the Alderney Gambling Control Commission to complain about the site
h) all of the above
i) check when my psychiatrist is next available?
xxx
bandana's are a big no no at the poker table i am afraid, just not coooooool. evidence below...
definitely i)
A little late for breakfast now, but i hope you have not been waiting all day for my answer!...
Out of the two options, it has to be Cornflakes because i was forced to eat Wheetabix every day of my childhood from 5 to 15, and i hated it. It tasted like soggy cardboard.
Do these players create these "unwritten rules" so that they can feel superior to other players that do not abide by the same ethics?
Are these "rules" merely a modified version of "honour amongst thieves"?
Would you get overly upset if someone slow-rolled you or "hit & run"? Also, would you refuse to play someone who brings a short-stack to a heads-up table where you have bought in for the full amount?
That is not a question either. This is WWHD, not "miracles r us"
also questions i can understand would be handy
I will try to respond in depth later, im just slowrolling someone right now so im a bit busy innit:)