I think the Great One is resting. greg, when you waken to your responsibilty to answer the nation's troubles, how do you cope with that enormous weight on your shoulders? Posted by aussie09
I think the Great One is resting. greg, when you waken to your responsibilty to answer the nation's troubles, how do you cope with that enormous weight on your shoulders? Posted by aussie09
Can I also ask..............
How do you cope with that enormous weight UNDER your shoulders?
Every time I enter my local KFC and make an order, the spotty youth behind the counter asks whether I want to 'go large?'
The price of 'larging up' the meal seems quite reasonable compared to the initial outlay but I'm worried the extra calories will see my grow out of my 26"-waist jeans.
Should I 'go large' and do you have a link to somewhere I can buy some dungarees just in case?
Dear Hoggers, Every time I enter my local KFC and make an order, the spotty youth behind the counter asks whether I want to 'go large?' The price of 'larging up' the meal seems quite reasonable compared to the initial outlay but I'm worried the extra calories will see my grow out of my 26"-waist jeans. Should I 'go large' and do you have a link to somewhere I can buy some dungarees just in case? Many thanks, Chompy Posted by Chompy_imo
Dear Chompers
Have you lost your mind? Surely rather than wasting your time with individual meals you should purchase a family feast or if you are not feeling that peckish, a bargain bucket (8 chicken 4 portions of fries)
As to a 26 inch waist, i think you mean126 inch waist. Here is picture of what you will look like soon, if you don't already. Nice dungarees.
can you get me my near 5 figure roll i have lost on another site recently back? thanks greg Posted by barnsie
Ouch,
Sorry to hear that Barnsie,
As i said earlier, when noseybonk asked me to make him young and good looking, i can't work miracles and bring your roll back overnight.
But, im sure you will get it back and moresome, in time, by doing the right things. Remember how you got your roll in the first place, hard work and perservence. I cannot advise you on how to build a 5 figure roll, as i can barely maintain a 1 figure roll lol. maybe play a few 30p dyms?:)
dear gregg, can you tell me whos bright idea it was to put fathers day on my birthday, instead of having 2 days where my family spoil me, i got 1. it aint right so who do i complain to. cheers phil
dear gregg, can you tell me whos bright idea it was to put fathers day on my birthday, instead of having 2 days where my family spoil me, i got 1. it aint right so who do i complain to. cheers phil Posted by pod1
Firstly, Happy Fathers Day, and Happy Birthday Phil
You should be spoilt rotton today, and i agree that is is a disgrace that both days occur at once
But, what if you were born on 29th February? Or on Christamas day?
Some people always have it worse...
Have fun, and get twice as drunk, you have an execellent excuse!
Im thinking of entering the dantb deepie tonight but I realise I cant get lucky twice in a row, although i should defend my title lol. Also there is the primo, and I should really try qualify for Swansea. I am hopeless at multi-tasking. Which event would Hoggers do??
ps dont say enter dantb deepie at 7, donk off early, primo at 8, donk off early, then SPT semi
Hi Hoggerplop, Im thinking of entering the dantb deepie tonight but I realise I cant get lucky twice in a row, although i should defend my title lol. Also there is the primo, and I should really try qualify for Swansea. I am hopeless at multi-tasking. Which event would Hoggers do?? ps dont say enter dantb deepie at 7, donk off early, primo at 8, donk off early, then SPT semi Posted by JAEGERBOMB
Hogg would, bankroll permitting, play all three
But, i have to now put myself in YOUR shoes... scary stuff:)
I think that you need to prioritize getting a Swansea seat, as they are running out soon.
So, play the Dantb10, you really should try to defend your title. And don't play Primo this week.
Then play the SPT semi at 9.30, whether your in the Dantb10 still or not. You can manage 2 tables right?
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Oh, and i am awake innit
Cutting grass is one of those relaxing jobs that even i don't mind doing, although generally i avoid anything involving leaving the sofa or my bed.
I suggest you selotape your laptop to the top of the lawnmower and watch a live stream of the footie while getting the grass cut
multi tasking ftw
hoggers
Every time I enter my local KFC and make an order, the spotty youth behind the counter asks whether I want to 'go large?'
The price of 'larging up' the meal seems quite reasonable compared to the initial outlay but I'm worried the extra calories will see my grow out of my 26"-waist jeans.
Should I 'go large' and do you have a link to somewhere I can buy some dungarees just in case?
Many thanks,
Chompy
thanks greg
Have you lost your mind? Surely rather than wasting your time with individual meals you should purchase a family feast or if you are not feeling that peckish, a bargain bucket (8 chicken 4 portions of fries)
As to a 26 inch waist, i think you mean126 inch waist. Here is picture of what you will look like soon, if you don't already. Nice dungarees.
Good luck
Hoggers
Sorry to hear that Barnsie,
As i said earlier, when noseybonk asked me to make him young and good looking, i can't work miracles and bring your roll back overnight.
But, im sure you will get it back and moresome, in time, by doing the right things. Remember how you got your roll in the first place, hard work and perservence. I cannot advise you on how to build a 5 figure roll, as i can barely maintain a 1 figure roll lol. maybe play a few 30p dyms?:)
hoggers
You should be spoilt rotton today, and i agree that is is a disgrace that both days occur at once
But, what if you were born on 29th February? Or on Christamas day?
Some people always have it worse...
Have fun, and get twice as drunk, you have an execellent excuse!
Hoggers
Im thinking of entering the dantb deepie tonight but I realise I cant get lucky twice in a row, although i should defend my title lol. Also there is the primo, and I should really try qualify for Swansea. I am hopeless at multi-tasking. Which event would Hoggers do??
ps dont say enter dantb deepie at 7, donk off early, primo at 8, donk off early, then SPT semi
Its about time you were brought back down to Earth after "owning" Sparce
name the time, name the place, and lets do this!
Im ready to rumble!
But, i have to now put myself in YOUR shoes... scary stuff:)
I think that you need to prioritize getting a Swansea seat, as they are running out soon.
So, play the Dantb10, you really should try to defend your title. And don't play Primo this week.
Then play the SPT semi at 9.30, whether your in the Dantb10 still or not. You can manage 2 tables right?
Best of luck whatever you decide