Let's get DTD night started, The usual warm up order Al, Double JD Treble Scotch Double G&T(If there is any in stock) Good luck tonight mate, I reckon you must be in the running for the monthly prize. Posted by 67Bhoys
G&T's are back in fashion . . . . :-)) if they dont evaporate :-{}
An Irish priest is driving down to Bristol and gets stopped for speeding in the center of town. The policeman smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest.
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
There is a possibility that there may be a small token of thanks for all the regulars in here who are attending the SPT Final @ DTD next week. Please note that it IS NOT free beer or money! Hitman is on the case with a oval shaped quiet patron of this Bar
Part two....
As a few of us are away next w/end, I need someone to look after the Bar for me. Doh needs not to apply . Please can all prospective temporary Landlords/ladies complete the following sentence...
I would love to look after Al's Bar because.......
*** IMPORTANT NOTICE FOR ALL REGULARS *** Part one.... There is a possibility that there may be a small token of thanks for all the regulars in here who are attending the SPT Final @ DTD next week. Please note that it IS NOT free beer or money! Hitman is on the case with a oval shaped quiet patron of this Bar Part two.... As a few of us are away next w/end, I need someone to look after the Bar for me. Doh needs not to apply . Please can all prospective temporary Landlords/ladies complete the following sentence... I would love to look after Al's Bar because....... Posted by MAXALLY
You do remember what happened the last time you left someone else in charge?
I would love to look after Al's Bar because, --------------------- everyone thinks I'm a Madame so ......... I could look after the upstairs staff and by the time you get back, my tinkering with their turnover will have doubled your profits. !
Edit, My C. V. Annie is a capable young woman who's modesty, imagination and enthusiasm is what will make her an award winning entrepreneur in future years to come. Her Idea's for the refurbishment of Al's Bar is proof of her ability to go beyond the bounds of respectability to make a fast buck. ? P.S you would be an April not to hire her. !
My Plan for the refurbishment of Al's Bar; Having run out of room upstairs my plan is to use the cellar as fetish parlour for it is common knowledge that most of Al's customers like to be strapped to a barrel. Oops I mean put over a barrel and strapped. Oops I mean roll out a barrel. This would make good use of the empties till collection day. The bar pumps could double for Colonic Irrigation as in the James Bond Movie. Why spend out on unnecessary equipment. Any broken glasses and bottles can be strune across the floor for walking on with bare feet. Health and safety wont allow fiery red hot coals. She's been fired from X Factor anyway and Al doesn't need rejects. Other features include pep holes and village stocks. More to come don't want to give to much away as you will have to pay. Dell Boy dolls buy one get one free. If you hire me I will have to tell Berlusconi I can't make it next week.? Your Loyal Bar Girl. Annie x
hi annie but you have not said what nice things you have for us girls,PS will there be any male candy for us,and i dont mean DOHHHHHHH :):) Posted by paige55
Sssssssh I haven't got the job yet. Don't tell anyone but as soon as Al's gone walkies I have plans in the pipe line to introduce Male Topless waiters with their di cky bow ties and hot pants plus at the weekend The Dream Boys are strutting their stuff and they have a lot of stuff to strut, I'm reliably told.! For the more adventurous car keys in the cocktail bowl.? Something to suit everyone will be arranged. I know how to win Elections ! Wet tee shirt Comp for the Boys, well you got to humour them and they do pay the bills and I can charge them double when their Brahms and List. Hugs 4 now Ssssh keep it a secret. OK
In Response to Re: AL's BAR : OI! I resemble that remark!!! 4 pint's of Abbotts and a couple of WHITE russians for your cheek!! Pffft. Youngsters today... Posted by TRIP5
All I can say is thank goodness you'll be in Nottingham with us and aren't in the running.
I would love to look after Al's Bar because, --------------------- everyone thinks I'm a Madame so ......... I could look after the upstairs staff and by the time you get back, my tinkering with their turnover will have doubled your profits. ! Edit, My C. V. Annie is a capable young woman who's modesty, imagination and enthusiasm is what will make her an award winning entrepreneur in future years to come. Her Idea's for the refurbishment of Al's Bar is proof of her ability to go beyond the bounds of respectability to make a fast buck. ? P.S you would be an April not to hire her. ! My Plan for the refurbishment of Al's Bar; Having run out of room upstairs my plan is to use the cellar as fetish parlour for it is common knowledge that most of Al's customers like to be strapped to a barrel. Oops I mean put over a barrel and strapped. Oops I mean roll out a barrel. This would make good use of the empties till collection day. The bar pumps could double for Colonic Irrigation as in the James Bond Movie. Why spend out on unnecessary equipment. Any broken glasses and bottles can be strune across the floor for walking on with bare feet. Health and safety wont allow fiery red hot coals. She's been fired from X Factor anyway and Al doesn't need rejects. Other features include pep holesand village stocks. More to come don't want to give to much away as you will have to pay. Dell Boy dolls buy one get one free. If you hire me I will have to tell Berlusconi I can't make it next week.? Your Loyal Bar Girl. Annie x Posted by logdon
Which one of you pinched my E ................ come on own up or we'll have the Police raiding Al's Bar looking for it.
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There was only 56p left in the kitty, so after I turned the cat upside down, I went and spun it up on the roulette tables....back up to 25 quid now
Oh, go on then, I will have a pint with ya....be rude not to.
A Large Round to celebrate a friends new placement is in order i believe!
scouse_red 2nd place 500 bh 61 + 27.66 Head Prizes
wp hon :-))
any GnT's left ?
Let's get DTD night started,
The usual warm up order Al,
Double JD
Treble Scotch
Double G&T(If there is any in stock)
Good luck tonight mate, I reckon you must be in the running for the monthly prize.
Al, Sporny is bringing all the rabble from TPT down for a celebratory drink.
He wants to know if you do food, and reckons a large helping of humble pie would be appropriate.
I think we have swept the board this month, so £200 behind the bar from me, all teams are welcome to join us for a p.. up.
Vodka and red bulls all round
G&T's are back in fashion . . . . :-)) if they dont evaporate :-{}
He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest.
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
Part one....
There is a possibility that there may be a small token of thanks for all the regulars in here who are attending the SPT Final @ DTD next week. Please note that it IS NOT free beer or money! Hitman is on the case with a oval shaped quiet patron of this Bar
Part two....
As a few of us are away next w/end, I need someone to look after the Bar for me. Doh needs not to apply
I would love to look after Al's Bar because.......
Edit, My C. V.
Annie is a capable young woman who's modesty, imagination and enthusiasm is what will make her an award winning entrepreneur in future years to come. Her Idea's for the refurbishment of Al's Bar is proof of her ability to go beyond the bounds of respectability to make a fast buck. ? P.S you would be an April not to hire her. !
My Plan for the refurbishment of Al's Bar; Having run out of room upstairs my plan is to use the cellar as fetish parlour for it is common knowledge that most of Al's customers like to be strapped to a barrel. Oops I mean put over a barrel and strapped. Oops I mean roll out a barrel. This would make good use of the empties till collection day. The bar pumps could double for Colonic Irrigation as in the James Bond Movie. Why spend out on unnecessary equipment. Any broken glasses and bottles can be strune across the floor for walking on with bare feet. Health and safety wont allow fiery red hot coals. She's been fired from X Factor anyway and Al doesn't need rejects. Other features include pep holes and village stocks. More to come don't want to give to much away as you will have to pay. Dell Boy dolls buy one get one free. If you hire me I will have to tell Berlusconi I can't make it next week.? Your Loyal Bar Girl. Annie x
Annie....you are currently top of the 'possible' list. Watch this space
I resemble that remark!!!
4 pint's of Abbotts and a couple of WHITE russians for your cheek!!
Pffft. Youngsters today...
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