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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,878
    edited February 2016
     Another Day another Whinge.

    Blinkin freezing in here Al ... no wonder there's no Customers.?   That reminds me.!

       Memo;   To go upstairs:     "Please Change Anti-Freeze in R.N.G."   the R is sticking & the G is Frozen.

    I know the Girls would normally bend backwards to help, but they need to tighten up their act. ! Get "Spanner" on the job she'll fix it, she's good with nuts ....... & bolts.? 
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,606
    edited February 2016


    Just putting the heating on now Don. (by that, i mean chucking a couple of logs on the open fire in the middle of the floor). We car'nt have it too warm in here or the sawdust might catch fire.

    Best have a couple of malts to warm up in the meantime. Cheers.
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  • Darkangel7Darkangel7 Member Posts: 2,585
    edited February 2016
    Need something to warm me up what do you suggest? Fire and heating on full max and still can't get warm. 
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,606
    edited February 2016


    Treble malt whiskey coming up. As it is that cold, have two ;) Cheers.
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  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,272
    edited February 2016
    Drinks on me to celebrate another year 
    Cheers all
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,606
    edited February 2016
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    Drinks on me to celebrate another year  Cheers all
    Posted by VespaPX

    Many happy returns Mick, cheers.

    Good news...tonight is 3 for 1 ;)  

    I best stoke that fire up too....
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  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,272
    edited February 2016
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR : Many happy returns Mick, cheers. Good news...tonight is 3 for 1 ;)   I best stoke that fire up too....
    Posted by MAXALLY
    Ha
    Used to like coming here
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,878
    edited February 2016
     Happy Valentines Day  .......... ;) nudge nudge ... wink wink ..... say no more.?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,878
    edited February 2016
    Joke in the Sun News Paper today. Al   for Customers amusement only .!

     What's the difference between a "Hippo" and a  "Zippo"     

       "Hippo" is large and heavy.    "Zippo"  is a little lighter.


    Ok,  Struggling now,?


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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys Member Posts: 2,553
    edited March 2016

    Just got back from Arizona, and it's effing freezing back here. My tan started fading coming down the steps of the plane.

    Throw more logs on the fire, or get two of the girls from upstairs to join me in a sleeping bag(just for body warmth you understand).

    Hot toddy please
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,606
    edited March 2016


    Welcome back Craig. Toddy is having the w/end off, so you will have to suffice with Hot Betty ;)   Cheers mate.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,878
    edited March 2016
    Al,  been in the Dark Room and told ...... there are 50 shades of Grey.!   need a Guinness.!  to get my black back.

    See Sky spanked your Ladies  ..... you mustn't thank them.?   "tilt Genie" say make em pay.!
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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys Member Posts: 2,553
    edited March 2016
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    Al,  been in the Dark Room and told ...... there are 50 shades of Grey.!   need a Guinness.!  to get my black back. See Sky spanked your Ladies  ..... you mustn't thank them.?   "tilt Genie" say make em pay.!
    Posted by goldon


    I thought that was my job?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,878
    edited March 2016
    I thought it was funny!  but told not supposed to laugh or enjoy you're own jokes.

    Lesson here ....... never rib the barman ...... never get another free drink in eeeeeer.?
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  • weecheez1weecheez1 Member Posts: 1,686
    edited March 2016
    large rum and coke please sir to finish off lovely dinner of beef ham with chips and egg just the thing to set me up for a night of poker
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  • mumsiemumsie Member Posts: 7,821
    edited March 2016
    My first visit to this bar.

    How much is the Guinness? 
    What ciders do you serve ? Ty
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,606
    edited March 2016


    Welcome weeman & his mumsie....

    Double rum and coke and a couple of pints of the dark stuff coming up. On the house, enjoy ;)

    We serve pints of ciders....thats all you need to know as it all taste the same after 5 pints anyway.

    I was drinking Guinness for free at Cheltenham this week (on Thursday) with work. Didn't make a profit, but still enjoyed the day. Got my losses back by Friday.... plus some. 

    Cheers all.
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  • Darkangel7Darkangel7 Member Posts: 2,585
    edited March 2016
    I need a drink. 
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,606
    edited March 2016


    Buy ONE, get TWO FREE while UKOPS is on ;)

    Cheers
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  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,272
    edited March 2016
    Drinks on me - 3rd in UKOPS PLO
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